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Obama Voters: No Communion For You
Boston Globe | Submitted by: DS
"The pastor of St. Mary Catholic Church in Greenville, SC, is urging parishioners who voted for Barack Obama not to present themselves for Communion unless they go to confession first because they have cooperated with intrinsic evil by voting for a candidate who supports abortion rights over a candidate who does not."
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From: yukovalis [Chris]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:05

Everyday we getto see little by little how fucked up the catholic church is. Was there ever any doubt?

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:20

Fred Phelps has been oddly silent about the election. Sure, he's busy protesting gays and everything, but you'd think he could at least comment on Obama.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:34

Who is this Obama person you're talking about?

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:40

Dobson too, stud. The GOP, the conservatives, the christians, and the republicans all want to distance themselves from each other yet still keep their old labels. No one seems to know what is what anymore.

Intrinsic evil. My tolerance for tardism is really being tested as I get older, and this is just as stupidly crazy as I could expect. Human intellect is so similar to a game of limbo: how low can you go?

From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:42

Well this is exactly why I hate the fucking media.

They do this totally bullshit tease headline. Then down further in the article they say "well no not really".

The damage has already been fucking done.


Fucking douchebag reporters.

From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:47

just another to burn the church. this the sh!t the week minded people want to believe.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:54

To:

Rev. Jay Scott Newman
St. Mary Catholic Church
Greenville, SC

Dear Asshole,

It is none of anyone's business who anyone votes for. That is why voting is a private matter.

Also, as soon as your church starts paying taxes, it can start having a say in the governing of this country and a voice in politics. Until such a time as y'all start paying, shut the fuck up and tend to your sheep.

Sincerely,
Bella
HBIC/VBS
Daily Rotten

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:57

That's OK, I boycott churches.

From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:28

I saw a bumper sticker that said "The last time we mixed politics and religion, people got burned at the stake" Can we start the new wave off with this guy?

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:32

Big deal. Why is this considered news?

From: kittykrusader [kitty]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:07

These papist stories are always amusing.

From: hellsbells [SatansMommyDearest]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:34

Yup voting for Obama was intrinsic evil but, fucking kiddies for damn near 100+ years AND covering it up well...that was just all in good fun huh?

Mr.Jebus would be the first to hang the lot of em if he were real.

From: aeon [aeon]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:39

why isn't the catholic church dead yet? i'm only surprised that they still have followers.

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:55

Those guys from Russia should come over here and dismantle
St. Mary's church brick by brick.

From: slamdonkey [fobiopatel.com]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 18:16

fuck conservatives, fuck christians, fuck catholics, all their priests. and fuck islam.

i am happy we have a political candidate that can execute all these tenets of civility.

i voted for abortion rights in this election, and i expect to be adequately represented.

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 21:49

The pastor of St. Mary Catholic Church in Greenville, SC, is urging parishioners who voted for Barack Obama not to present themselves for Communion unless they go to confession first because they have cooperated with intrinsic evil by voting for a candidate who supports abortion rights over a candidate who does not.
****

Whether repenting for voting for Obama or not, I still wouldn't trust eating a Eucharist from a priest who DEMANDED you do so.

You'd never know where he put the "body of Christ" before placing it on your tongue. Not to mention what he coulda done to the wine...

From: distortedfanatic [Distorted Fanatic]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 00:48

fuck Obama and all the assholes who worship his lying ass

From: thepundit [America: the lost cause]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 05:40



The fate of Catholics

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 06:45

Morn in@!@!

heh heh heh
............................................
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:01

brinkmanship is a dangerous game is it not ?

fucknut


From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:06

what are ya doin fucknut?

asking the missus for permission?

pussy


From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:07

I like better writing
each of us writing a postdated
check and having Goyle hold em

(you do have an active checking account don't cha?)

That way i will get



(unless you cancel yer account,which would be pretty chickenshit)

get my money and you won't
be able to chicken out like
before.
(Also
no one loses interest on the money either)

As long as Goyle would be willing to hold
them and send em back to the winner
and as a Scotsman i somewhat trust him..

What say you?
.............................................
MUCOUS(Rectal Fissure) SAYS!

I'm a fuckin internet bully. I have NO intention of HONORING my bet. I'm just a fuckin asshole tryin ta BULLY norace. What prick I am.

*yawn ;)

From: eauclaireliberal [eauclaireliberal]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 06:47

Yeah well the Holy See stamped an "ok" to the Third Reich, so this comes to no surprise.

From: loveto [Jill Awf]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 06:47

We've (mostly) succeeded at separating church from state.
Now we need to separate the state from the church.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 06:50

Fred Phelps has been oddly silent about the election. Sure, he's busy protesting gays and everything, but you'd think he could at least comment on Obama.

....................

Why?... yer been a hopin a word from yer advisor on racial affairs?

From: hateful [Hate forever]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 07:03

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:20

Fred Phelps has been oddly silent about the election. Sure, he's busy protesting gays and everything, but you'd think he could at least comment on Obama.
-------------
If you go to his godhatesfags.com website you will see he calls Obama the antichrist.

From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:03

Why do we NOT tax churches?

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:43

..............................................................
Gee mucous(RF)'
And ///Yer thought Norace was "relentless" !

:)
.,........................................
(cut //paste) a remarkable and "helpful" technology!
heh heh heh
...................................................
////,

Just a fast note to let you know, I got the mail. My word is still good, last I knew so no worries there.
.............................................................
On Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 7:19 PM,NORACE <.com> wrote:

Hello ////... Long time...

Hey , I will make this bet with RF (I'm serious) . I think if you get this , you'll have my email..

com..

Even though you turned me ito a blue thingi.. (sniff ) I still hope my trust in you is as warrented as my "gut" tells me. My address is //// HOME phone is //// .. Anyway.. I'm on fer this with RF and you can tell him I always honor my bets..

I think he;s nut to bet on McCain , but.. sure, I'll take his money


Between the lines here, I'm sure he's a cool guy.. Too bad we are always "fighting" on rotten.
Please keep this personal info to yourself , as always..
But WHEN RF LOSES and he wants to REALLY pay me ,
You can give him my address (I hope this doesn't backfire on me) So I can collect.
(I would imagine you would need a 100 buck (helper fee) outta my winnings if he really pays me,,
In the unlikely event McCain wins, I will swallow hard and pay UP..
(I can pull together a grand with only 2 extra incentive shifts, so it's not a big whoop fer me.
I am so SURE of this that I even take a large bet like this..

I sure hope he pays up. Remember 100 bucks to you fer helping. :0 Anyway, thanks agin ////.

From NR, hopefully still yer friend on rotten .. give me a line back to tell me what you think. Bye dude..

From: bunnypancakes [neveryoumindyoungman]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:44

gingerbrown,

Actually, one of the earliest recorded circumstances of mixing politics and religion involved nailing someone to a cross. Which should have been a BIG warning to practice neither. But people are stupid and cowardly and not worth shit.

Well, not worth shit anymore. Only guy who found a good use for the religious was Nero when he used the new Christians as human torches for lighting his parties. Too bad he didn't get them all.


We truly need to start taxing the shit out of all religious organizations, and in fact back-taxing to their inception dates (just when their churches first put up the woodwork frames). Although it would be nice to tax the assholes in America back to the landing of the Mayflower....

The End of Times is coming. Grow the fuck up and face the meteor with excitement and wonderment, not cowardice and fear.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 11:11

Jeez. He's not forcing anyone to do anything. He doesn't know who voted for who. He's saying, "if you voted for him, you should absolve yourself". It's not church policy, or something. Had he said it before the election, that would be another thing.

Ironically, Catholics have voted heavily Democrat ever since the Democratic party was founded. Hell, Biden, Kerry, and Pelosi are both Catholic. It's only been since Roe V Wade that they've occasionally shied away.

The Catholic vote went to Obama, Bush, Gore, Clinton, Bush, and Reagan. During the last election, the Pope himself came out and told American voters it's ok to vote for Kerry, despite his pro-abortion platform.

From: nudbick [Richard Medulla]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 11:14


Worm!

From: eatshitndye [younotme]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 11:24

All this hatred against Catholics! Like they are the ones ruining the Late Great USA. SFFS! What about what the whiney, parasitic blacks and their enablers (power-hungry dhimmhicrat pimps) have done to this country?

I'm glad Obama is president. He's Jimmy Carter in blackface, and he'll eff up the country big time like Carter did and only last 4 years in office. Then a man (or woman) with common sense will be elected and put America on the right course again.

I pray daily for Obama and his family to live through his short presidency. Sto Lat (Polish for "live a hundred years") I say to him and his ilk.

And I also say this....

PLEASE KKK AND OTHERS, LET HIM LIVE! BECAUSE IF YOU KILL HIM, YOU WILL KILL AMERICA FOREVER!

That having been said...

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

From: evildave [Evil Dave]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:29

http://www.au.org/site/PageServer?pagename=issues

They should lose their tax-free status for politicking in the name of their religion. It's the LAW. I want to see the IRS pounding on their door bright and early Monday morning.

From: thepundit [America: the lost cause]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:36

In a way, I'm glad that Obamanation won



And when (not 'if') he fucks up spectacularly, it'll give the White Man a chance to finally retake his country from the hordes of shitskins.

From: curtsibling [curt sibling]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:50

Amusing how religious morons love to wade into political issues
as crudely as they wade into everything else. When do we start
lobotomising these holy dolts and using them as servants?

:)

From: monkeynuts [MonkeyNuts]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:05

you whining bunch of bastards

Updated: 15-Nov-2008 21:22
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