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Maybe Women Don't Care For Motherfuckers
Stuff NZ | Submitted by: the dude
"A man who had sex with his wheelchair-bound mother after telling her no women seemed to want him could be released from a Darwin prison before the end of the month. The intercourse took place on the futon the woman had been lying on and lasted for about 17 minutes. He later had sex with her again."
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From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:52
what is the hardest thing about eating vegetables? getting them back into the wheelchair.
From: slappymcbappy
[Slappy McBappy]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:57
When you think about it, for her it's really just akin to half masturbation and half sex with her ex. And it's not like she was ever going to get any again, either. At least that's what I'll tell my Mom if I ever go that route.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:04
So if you can't get a woman you AUTOMATICALLY consider fucking your mother? Why not a prostitute? Why not a sheep? Why not an inflatable doll or a pocket pussy? And don't blame alcohol and drugs. Lots of lonely people get drunk and high and don't fuck their parents. Hell, lots of lonely people go to specific places to get messed up in order to increase their chances of getting laid. Try getting drunk in a bar, douchebag, you might get lucky.
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:40
I was raised mostly by my Mom, does that mean it's open season on Dad if I ever run across him again? And, gosh, my older brother's kind of cute! Fuck-brained 'experts' need to be lined up and shot.
From: hellsbells [SatansMommyDearest]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:22
I call bullshit. Every woman knows, no man has ever lasted 17 minutes(!).
From: bushpig
[Just a bit feral!]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 21:01
Woot! More news about Darwin! Okay so I didnt actually read about this in the local papers here until after he was found guilty because it didnt involve crocodiles....maybe if it had, it would have been front page news! Holy snapping crocs I cant wait to get out of this motherfuckin shit hole....
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 22:23
From: gargoyle1 Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:00 What a loser. No wonder some mothers eat their young **** No Goyle read the article, they only fucked, no eating involved. Well at least by her...
From: distortedfanatic [Distorted Fanatic]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 00:53
Her son was arrested later that day and pleaded guilty to two counts of having sex with a person knowing that the person was his mother. ------- they even came up with a wordy charge for "incest"
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 06:45
Morn in@!@! heh heh heh ............................................ From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:01 brinkmanship is a dangerous game is it not ? fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:06 what are ya doin fucknut? asking the missus for permission? pussy From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:07 I like better writing each of us writing a postdated check and having Goyle hold em (you do have an active checking account don't cha?) That way i will get (unless you cancel yer account,which would be pretty chickenshit) get my money and you won't be able to chicken out like before. (Also no one loses interest on the money either) As long as Goyle would be willing to hold them and send em back to the winner and as a Scotsman i somewhat trust him.. What say you? ............................................. MUCOUS(Rectal Fissure) SAYS! I'm a fuckin internet bully. I have NO intention of HONORING my bet. I'm just a fuckin asshole tryin ta BULLY norace. What prick I am. *yawn ;)
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 20-Nov-2008 05:32
If you're a MILF, then I'll be a mo-fo.
Updated: 20-Nov-2008 05:32
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