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Tiny Shrimp Stuns Prey With 218 Decibels of Bang
Daily Mail | Submitted by: anonymous
"Ben Marshall, a scientist at the aquarium, added: They are among the loudest marine animals. They simply snap their claw to make a loud noise, and it's 218 decibels. He said the level of noise made by the shrimps was comparable with that produced by a sperm whale. That is 40 tonnes, and this is 2cm, he added. The click of the claw stuns the victim for enough time for them to get on it and kill it -- from tiny shrimp to anything planktonic."
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From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:45
Dollars to donuts, some asshole in a third-world country will claim eating the poor things will make a man's dik harder or a woman's boobs bigger, and the little critters will be practically extinct in twenty years.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:04
Banged by a shrimp...sounds like a personal problem, Smilin'Bob will save you with Enzyte.
From: groundnpound [Ghillie Sinclair]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 18:01
We need to make some special shrimp cocktail entrees for the guests at the Bush ranch retirement party...
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 19:31
The Concorde ain't really all that loud, anymore. These little guys are lots of fun to "finger fight" with, for all those divers out there. It does indeed sound like sizzling fat whever you are near a colony (which is just about everywhere in the Caribbean). If you look around on corals or in dens near the bottom of coral heads, they'll be sitting just inside their den. Put a finger anywhere near, and they'll come out and challenge it. Keep pissing them off, and eventually they'll pop for you. If your finger is anywhere near the pop, though, it'll give you a start. Kind of like getting snapped with a rubber band.
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Nov-2008 22:31
Tiny Shrimp Stuns Prey With 218 Decibels of ..... ==== my ex wife could do that
From: distortedfanatic [Distorted Fanatic]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 00:54
yeah..allegedly the little bugger's snap for a micro-second heats up to the same temp as the sun
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[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 06:45
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From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:44
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From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:45
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Updated: 16-Nov-2008 08:11
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