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Sixteen Toes, Ten Fingers, But No Thumbs
Shanghaiist | Submitted by: Bella
"Two new parents from Leizhou, Guangdong got a bit of a surprise last week when they discovered that their newborn baby boy had eight toes on each foot. The baby has the usual number of fingers (ten in total), but oddly enough, no thumbs at all."
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From: thepundit [America: the lost cause]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:39
I'm guessing that this story comes from a third-world country like China or India Am I right?
From: annidez [annidez]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:44
I'm going to say Leizhou, Guangdong qualifies as another country, you betcha.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:50
umm pardon me for a moment a repost from the last thread From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:00 I hope you have a good lawyer if you are fucking around here ............. And I hope you are being truthful too sir. Because I haven't recieved a thing. I guess it goes the next level, cause if yer fer real RF. That means somebody stole yer "check". Really. And IF.. you mean to REALLY pay. AND actually do, Why then, I(NR) have to take back about 45.9421 percent of the horseshit i;ve posted about ya. Not all.. but just the welcher part.. all i want is my dough from you and gerbil to go .. ///with the .. BIG dough,, i;m now out the door to a private individula's house... to "discuss",, \ !! YES! anyway.. sighs... Just pay me RF . I won the fucking bet YOU bullied NORACE into accepting. Ok? in JULY! OK? YOU wanted ta bet! I never forced you.. YOU and BRINKMANSHIP did the rest , peanut! Fer christ's sakes allmighty , my olde man would say.. JUST pay the man his money , boy.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:52
and my answer ============================================================ From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:45 anyway.. sighs... Just pay me RF ================== as i said before fucknut you have been paid in full and I mean it about the penalties for fucking with the postal service they dont take that shit lightly you had better not be fuckin around here if I call the IG and start an investigation for theft of mail/ currency most likely someone is going to jail for a year or so From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:48 . I won the fucking bet YOU bullied NORACE into accepting. Ok? in JULY! OK? YOU wanted ta bet! I never forced you.. =============== I didnt force YOU to do one fuckin thing here boy! you had best get your facts straight. you initiated the bet I just upped the ante fuckin whining pussy boy
From: slakingfool
[Slakingfool]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:56
 And apparently the tot is also afflicted with bitmapped eyes. If he also has a bitmapped penis I think he's got a future in censored Japanese porn. Only in Japan where its okay to show the goo, but not the hose.
From: cattleprodsodomy [cattleprodsodomy]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 22:10
Did they also mention that he has two parents but technically only three grandparents as his father's role supercedes his double role as grandpa.
From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 22:23
just another reason brother and sister should never have kids together.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 22:31
"And apparently the tot is also afflicted with bitmapped eyes. If he also has a bitmapped penis I think he's got a future in censored Japanese porn." The word is "pixelated".
From: crnkybtch [cranky bitch]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 22:55
Hey 3P, ABC, Spook! Didja miss me much?
From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 22:56
Norace, You can say anything, call them any name you like but the tight-fisted, grasping, penny-pinching, chicken-shit, yellow bastards have no shame and no honor and they NEVER pay their bets. That's why we call them conservatives.
From: sp00k
Date: 15-Nov-2008 22:58
From: crnkybtch [cranky bitch] Date: 15-Nov-2008 22:55 Hey 3P, ABC, Spook! Didja miss me much? ==== Troll. The real cranky bitch is way more cranky than that.
From: crnkybtch [cranky bitch]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 23:02
No Spook, I'm new and improved.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 23:18
Is it me, or does China seem to produce a bizarre assortment of physically deformed offspring? Is it merely the luck of the draw or are they developing an Asian version of the Addams family over there? Shit, it wasn't long ago there was a Chinese boy with a penis in the middle of his back.......a PENIS! An arm on his back I could understand, but a dick? Come one, am I the only one who suspects some sort of genetic engineering gone awry?
From: pontius
Date: 15-Nov-2008 23:34
Ciao, it seems that some obese American fuckling a nlgger doesn't get any results at all. We should probably be happy about that.
From: doczzz
[dwarf fusion]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 23:35
Off topic: Was there some kind of bet? Can someone explain to me if it is just RF and Norace who are at each other's fucking throats, and why? On topic: It would be helpful to know if the kid has a radius in his arm, if missing his thumbs. Some would say there is definitely a humer(o)us... heh.
From: sp00k
Date: 15-Nov-2008 23:36
Lead, pollution, contaminated water, poor medical care. Half the shit they export is toxic. China is one fifth of the worlds population. I'm sure worse things happen every day.
From: pontius
Date: 15-Nov-2008 23:39
China might be one fifth of the worlds population, but America is still a third of the world's pollution. You have less regulations than Africa. Get your info right.
From: sp00k
Date: 15-Nov-2008 23:52
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/07/070709-china-pollution.html Chinese Air Pollution Deadliest in World, Report Says Kevin Holden Platt in Beijing, China for National Geographic News July 9, 2007 ==== Just one of the articles I found. Even LA doesn't have eye burning air pollution any more - not like it used to be anyway. Mexico City is way up there too
From: americahero
[G.I. Joe]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 23:53
I do not understand this article. Where do they have these numbers? If some kid has some extra fingers or toes send him to Iraq to live and when he grows up the US Army knows how to take care of it, ha! I have the necklace from my Iraq war that is made of toenails and fingernails of little boys.
From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 23:54
Well, actually, 'Tight-fisted, grasping, penny-pinching, chicken-shit, yellow bastards who have no shame and no honor' but that's too long to write every time so we just say 'conservatives'.
From: sp00k
Date: 15-Nov-2008 23:58
 Looks like flippers. Genetically engineered by the Chinese government to dominate olympic swimming competition.
From: sp00k
Date: 16-Nov-2008 00:07
Was there some kind of bet? Can someone explain to me if it is just RF and Norace who are at each other's fucking throats, and why? Doczzzz - The bet was between norace and RF on the election. Obama won, RF lost. Suppose to be a monetary transaction involved.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 00:38
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 15-Nov-2008 22:42 RF, I think you're an okay guy, I won't relegate you to fucknut status. But please shut the fuck up about this ridiculous bet. You have email. Use it. ======================= Thanks ABC it does my heart good to know there is some one out there who thinks i am an okay guy and i certainly appreciate you not giving me fucknut status especially since I am the one that invented the term for this forum ABC please take this in the spirit in which it is intended SHUT THE FUCK UP!! this is the FFA and any and all topics may be discussed including your god damned "one world government" conspiracy which you keep going on and on about if I want to defend myself from the accusations of a fucknut then i will whether you like or not
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 00:39
From: doczzz [dwarf fusion] Date: 15-Nov-2008 23:35 Off topic: Was there some kind of bet? Can someone explain to me if it is just RF and Norace who are at each other's fucking throats, and why? ================== hey doczzz fucknut thinks I welched on a bet, I am defending myself from blatant fucknuttery that is all
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 01:05
Doczz On topic: It would be helpful to know if the kid has a radius in his arm, if missing his thumbs. Some would say there is definitely a humer(o)us... heh. On topic: It would be helpful to know if the kid has a radius in his arm, if missing his thumbs. Some would say there is definitely a humer(o)us... heh. ____________________________________________ Hi there, O Son of the Frost! That one really tickled my funnybone.
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 02:12
I think this is God's way of evolving the Chinese population so that when the rats chew off a few toes, the kid's got some spares.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 02:37
on topic- There's a jillion people in China, out of a jillion people, there's going to be a few mutants. off topic- Nice to see you around again Doc, what's the Alaskan feeling about Sarah Palin?
From: davedou [david dou]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 03:34
1 in a billion of us. still, no as bad as india. but then again, when the official says you should get the abortion, you fucking get it
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 04:53
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 16-Nov-2008 00:38 From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 15-Nov-2008 22:42 RF, I think you're an okay guy, I won't relegate you to fucknut status. But please shut the fuck up about this ridiculous bet. You have email. Use it. ======================= Thanks ABC it does my heart good to know there is some one out there who thinks i am an okay guy and i certainly appreciate you not giving me fucknut status especially since I am the one that invented the term for this forum ABC please take this in the spirit in which it is intended SHUT THE FUCK UP!! this is the FFA and any and all topics may be discussed including your god damned "one world government" conspiracy which you keep going on and on about if I want to defend myself from the accusations of a fucknut then i will whether you like or not -------------------------------- Three things: 1)You didn't invent the term "fucknut". 2)It's not supposed to be the FFA until after post 50.....this one is #46. 3)I agree with Commie. Get a fucking room. The mere fact that you lower yourself to argue with that odious little tard makes you the king of the asshats. He's a fucknut. You're an asshat. And you both need to shut the fuck up about your stupid internet bet.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 04:54
RE: RF. I said fucknut wouldn't pay you if you won that he would blather on like he does, but I never thought that when you did pay him that he would still blather on. You were a fool to pay him! Lol (yawn) :O ;@%!
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 05:13
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 16-Nov-2008 04:53 -------------------------------- The mere fact that you lower yourself to argue with that odious little tard makes you the king of the asshats. He's a fucknut. You're an asshat. And you both need to shut the fuck up about your stupid internet bet. ================================ Bella dont you have some dogs to fuck or a pole to dane around? I am aware i didnt "invent" the term fucknut but i am the first one to apply it to norace. and i argue with you also so i suppose that makes you a fucknut now go smoke yourself a camel and try to figure out what flowers go best with your toilet bowl lawn ornaments
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 05:15
Heya Cracker, Long time no read, but with the FFA being how it has been lately I don't blame you. Got your emails too late, the links didn't work, but I think I get the gist of it...
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 05:22
Funny trivia: At the funeral for Bela Lugosi, Peter Lorre is recorded as asking Vincent Price if they should drive a stake through his heart, just in case. Well, I thought it was funny. True story.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 05:30
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 16-Nov-2008 05:22 FUCK YOU!! bella You will regret that! Think of the stank & disease. ------------------- Cracker, I'm not one of your meth whores. That stank and disease you are so familiar with is your pus-dripping, micro-penis and the bags of frumunda cheese you insist on growing. **************** RF, I wouldn't fuck you with Cracker's dick....you enjoy the ass-diddling entirely too much for it to be a punishment.
From: partialvegetable [semper_ubi_sub_ubi]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:00
It's all that melamine they've been putting in their milk. Wait'll we see what the next couple of generations look like.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:02
"The baby has the usual number of fingers (ten in total), but oddly enough, no thumbs at all." OK, that is just wrong. Personally, I have eight fingers and two thumbs. I have never seen anyone with ten fingers and two thumbs. Is that "usual" in China?
From: icbinb [Spread the word]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:11
My heart goes out to the little goomer. Think of the toe-jam problems in later life.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:16
I hope you are kidding, rf. Yes, on my right hand I have 4 fingers and 1 thumb. Same on my left hand. If you count the thumb as a finger, then five fingers and one thumb would mean a total of SIX digits on that hand. This kid has five fingers on each hand, but no thumbs. That is one finger too many on each hand. And one thumb too few.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:24
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:22 RF, why don't you go fire off some flame-y emails to your favorite fucknut and leave the adults alone. =============== because i am talkin to a fucknut right now and in my book one fucknut is as good as another
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:25
Speaking of cursing, your not going to curse me right? It's the other dudes that are fucking with you. I know how you pagan chicks get sometimes
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:33
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:50 umm pardon me for a moment a repost from the last thread From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:00 I hope you have a good lawyer if you are fucking around here ............. And I hope you are being truthful too sir. Because I haven't recieved a thing. I guess it goes the next level, cause if yer fer real RF. That means somebody stole yer "check". Really. And IF.. you mean to REALLY pay. AND actually do, Why then, I(NR) have to take back about 45.9421 percent of the horseshit i;ve posted about ya. Not all.. but just the welcher part.. all i want is my dough from you and gerbil to go .. ///with the .. BIG dough,, i;m now out the door to a private individula's house... to "discuss",, \ !! YES! anyway.. sighs... Just pay me RF . I won the fucking bet YOU bullied NORACE into accepting. Ok? in JULY! OK? YOU wanted ta bet! I never forced you.. YOU and BRINKMANSHIP did the rest , peanut! Fer christ's sakes allmighty , my olde man would say.. JUST pay the man his money , boy. ;;;;;;;;;; thanks RF ... I'll take it from here. 
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:40
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:39 Good Am,... Folks! I ..awake.. a richer man! How's things! Whatta beautiful Obama morning! -------------------------- Great to hear you finally got the cheque.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:42
Hmm just got up to get a beer and the dog bit my ass. Not real hard, just a nip. But the dog REALLY bites other people. I don't want a dog that bites me, but I do like having a dog that bites the fuck out of other people.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:43
Nice bit of mutation there. I wonder what else is wrong that just not visible yet. Those "feet" look more like hands than feet too. No thumbs ? That's going to be a pain in the ass when trying to hold chopsticks. Buying shoes and gloves is going to suck to. Buttoning shirts, opening doors. walking. Yup, industrial revolution is so worth all the defects. Soon they'll turn into Morlocks. We had nearly 3/4 in of rain yesterday and now there's a nice pond out back. It's much cooler too. If anyones really interested I can post the stats for current weather.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:44
Ik, if I got up and the dog bit my ass, I'd blow it's skull across the room. But that's just me.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:53
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:29 Nah, Ikthool....I'm all out of eye of newt. -------------------- Who dare uses my name in vain? 
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:57
>>Ik, if I got up and the dog bit my ass, I'd blow it's skull across the room. But that's just me. << I don't think you have it in you Goyle. You're to nice of a dude. I don't think you could kill a person let alone a dog.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:59
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:54 I never get mail delivery on Sunday -------------------- Maybe the son signed for it last week, and forgot to tell daddy until today. 
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:02
"I don't think you have it in you Goyle. You're to nice of a dude. I don't think you could kill a person let alone a dog." I don't think he'd wanna clean the blood and guts up either.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:09
Ahhh... drama-rama! Smells like teen spirit? Not having thumbs would suck almost as bad as the "looking that fucking freaky" part. Mornin' folks! Anyone else been to Toys "R" Expensive lately? Ack!
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:11
http://forums.dailyrotten.com/546/00030456/_index.html#849959 From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 12-Nov-2008 12:49 Nice! heh heh heh ! Just got a letter from TexASS,, Lookes like Norace's got me a new bitch! ta go in my stable with goyle. *************** You are all idiots. Norace admitted he got the check on Tuesday and you've been encouraging his bullshit since then. Now can we move on to the weather?
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:13
A nip not so bad, I suppose. Prolly get field goaled by me. One of my Sheps pulled some serious attitude with the boy when he was about 3. Took a chunk of meat from his neck. Serious. I freaked and sorry to say, I beat that dog dead. Turned on me before once. No I ain't proud of it, he was a good dog more often than not.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:22
rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:45 If anyones really interested I can post the stats for current weather. ============= by all means ================= I'm so glad you asked Current Conditions at Gargs Place. Temp. 49.6 F Indoor 70.7 F Humidity 60 % rh Indoor 53 % Barometer 29.28 in Hg and rising Winds 13mph, gusting to 21 mph Dew Point 36.3 F Precip past 24hr. .65 in past 1 hr. 0.0 YTD 27.03 in. UV index 1 Visibility 10.0 miles ================= Now, who says industrial polllution is bad for you? Lookit all the spare toes and fingers he's got
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:23
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 15-Nov-2008 23:18 Is it me, or does China seem to produce a bizarre assortment of physically deformed offspring? Is it merely the luck of the draw or are they developing an Asian version of the Addams family over there? Shit, it wasn't long ago there was a Chinese boy with a penis in the middle of his back.......a PENIS! An arm on his back I could understand, but a dick? Come one, am I the only one who suspects some sort of genetic engineering gone awry? ### Poor bastard. He's already got a dickhead on his back.
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:24
Good morning! On topic: I always knew there were inbred rednecks in China, and here's the proof. Off(way off): Yay, Norace got his check! Or, his keeper got tired of the never-ending tantrum and gave him a nice piece of paper with words on it to play with. Duder has been generous on a Sunday. Going to take advantage of it.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:27
>>A nip not so bad, I suppose. Prolly get field goaled by me. One of my Sheps pulled some serious attitude with the boy when he was about 3. Took a chunk of meat from his neck. Serious. I freaked and sorry to say, I beat that dog dead. Turned on me before once. No I ain't proud of it, he was a good dog more often than not. << When she gets out of line I hit her BECAUSE I HAVE TO that's the only way keep her in line. What makes me nuts is at anybody else's place she's an angel, people come up to me and compliment how cute and well behaved she is. She obviously knows how to be good, but around the house she's a demonically inspired terrorist. Hi Maiden
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:29
When she gets out of line I hit her BECAUSE I HAVE TO that's the only way keep her in line. What makes me nuts is at anybody else's place she's an angel, people come up to me and compliment how cute and well behaved she is. She obviously knows how to be good, but around the house she's a demonically inspired terrorist. ----------- Ik, are we talking dogs or children here? The similarities are remarkable.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:40
Michael Vick lives in a prison in Kansas, making 12 cents an hour while plotting his return to the NFL. His houses and farms will soon be gone, the two yachts are history, and he’s down to his last couple of Range Rovers. A race horse he bought for $60,000 died of colic, the Atlanta Falcons are still trying to hit him up for millions they paid him, and the IRS and the state of Georgia want nearly $1 million in back taxes. In 2006 he made nearly $15 million. Recently he reported total income of $12.89 for an entire month. He has assets of $16 million but owes creditors $20.3 million. His attorneys had to hire forensic accountants to find out where the money went, $18 million of it over the last two years alone as Vick bounced from one business deal to another and seemed to hire financial advisers he met standing in line at the supermarket. Flush with bonus money from the Falcons, Vick bought houses by the handful, invested in a rental car franchise in Atlanta and poured money into a liquor store and restaurant. He hired friends, gave away money and cars, and could never say no to his mother, who got $700 for an Easter Egg hunt one year and $317,000 for a new church building the next. ** This whole situation could have been avoided if he chose beating and killing women like this guy.  There should be truth in advertising in sports. They should rename the NFL the NLF. National League of Felons.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:45
Pats! Yeah, when the honey is up, or Mini wants something, playtime here is over... Not much new- Not ready for Thanksgiving, and then Xmas will be here tomorrow! We're doing DisneyWorld right after, through New Years, too! Should be neato. What's new and exciting there?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 08:13
Just got a letter from TexASS, ............... !!\ ? (yawn) just cause yer(JJ) so up on what's goin on peanut.(about the BET) The "letter" I refer to in that post is a 'silly' letter RF sent to me instead of a "check". No REAL 1000 dollar check thus far! Again...RF.. Make sure you notify the post office on Monday as you said. Norace wants his 1000 Obama bet win check from both RF and Gerbil. (although gerbil is STILL shaftin me outta 200 bucks no matter how sorry ..) Really. I'm have in TROUBLE .. believing mucous here is on the up and up. I would LOVE to be proved wrong. As soon as I can talk to the Postal authorities after RF reports the theft of his "check ta NR" .. the sooner We can make a report, re issue a new check to pay his debt to Norace . I'm here.. standing by. Really! As fer you... JJ... As usual, yer have NO IDEA.. what the fuck yer saying.. yawns..
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 08:17
Lets get this right Norace, RF sent you a letter without an enclosed cheque? What a dirty trick to play. Built your hopes up of a small windfall, Then you open the letter to be truly disappointed. 
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 08:28
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 16-Nov-2008 08:17 Lets get this right Norace, RF sent you a letter without an enclosed cheque? What a dirty trick to play. Built your hopes up of a small windfall, Then you open the letter to be truly disappointed. ----------------------------- Please ignore the half-brained half-wit Talking to it only makes it post more and all of us are sick of it
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 08:41
Lets get this right Norace, RF sent you a letter without an enclosed cheque? .................. Yep. It was a 'silly" letter. I must admit i was a little taken aback. But then i remembered the little welcher , internet bullybabyboy he is.. and.... well .. As I've SAID, OVER and over... (and so many folks just don't seem to LISTEN) I DO NOT HAVE, NOR HAVE I YET TO RECEIVE .. THE ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR CHECK I am owed by RF! Period! Ps.. SANDY! I appreciate yer post back to me last night. I really do.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 08:57
"In graphics, a portion of each pixel's data that is reserved for transparency information. 32-bit graphics systems contain four channels -- three 8-bit channels for red, green, and blue (RGB) and one 8-bit alpha channel. The alpha channel is really a mask -- it specifies how the pixel's colors should be merged with another pixel when the two are overlaid, one on top of the other."  < Nice picture, eh? But of what?
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 09:34
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 16-Nov-2008 08:41 Lets get this right Norace, RF sent you a letter without an enclosed cheque? .................. Yep. It was a 'silly" letter. I must admit i was a little taken aback. But then i remembered the little welcher - - - - - - - - "Welcher". Don't you mean "renegger"? (please using the term "welcher" on someone who doesn't pay up on a bet is like using the term "nappy" to describe a black person's hair. And you know we do not want that kind of bigotry here in Rotten).
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 09:37
When I was a young man I was let astray I met with a body down in Logy Bay We went out in a weather We wore out our shoes, And up Kingsway road for a drink or two [Chorus:] Drink 'er up boys its well after ten Drink 'er up boys its well after ten. [Repeat] Some people say that the pinky is fine Others will swear by a drop of moonshine But as for myself I'm a bottle of each, mixed in with a gallon of dipper or screech [Chorus] Its the old shavin' lotion that's made me this way Sweeter than Pepsi and stronger than tea And when in the evening when we're feeling fine We'll stop into Jakey's for icon and shine [Chorus] Its the old shavin' lotion that's made me this way Sweeter than Pepsi and stronger than tea And when in the morning when I'm feeling rough I curse, ol' Jakey who sold me this stuff [Chorus 2x]
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 09:51
And you know we do not want that kind of bigotry here in Rotten). .................... !! Norace a bigot? !! Interesting FTM. To tell ya the truth I had not considered the potiental implications fer racism here with that olde word to describe a piece of shit that don't pay up his bets. I'll bet cha they won't even give RF(mucous) a bar tab. And I'll bet NO ONE takes his verbal bets over the phone on NFL Sunday! I wouldn't.. But.. FTM>> One thing,,, I used the "welsher" word here on the forum.. and if SANDY.. didn't mind... I figured it was probably ..OK... Goes ta show ya there's always.. ONE.. in the crowd like yer!' (sighs)
From: evildave
[Evil Dave]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 10:00
(Horrible Anime reference warning...) They should do an alternate version of 'Ranma 1/2', where they fall into 'cursed springs' in China. The fat Chinese curator shows up in an environment suit and respirator when Genma and Ranma fall into the pools. "Oh no, you fall into spring of heavy metal salts! Very polluted spring. Come from great Chinese nuclear weapons research facility!" No, you not Panda! That you skin puffing up. No worry, you dead soon. "Oh, and you, too bad! You fall into spring of industrial solvents and polychlorinated biphenyls! No, those not breasts! You skin coming loose, float top. No, no move fast! You flesh fall off!"
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 10:19
(just to piss off RF a bit) "Mapping out a new world order" http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/11/13/worldmapper/index.html?section= cnn_latest It doesn't have anything to do with global government...I'm getting the feeling that they want to acclimate people to this term as much as possible.
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 10:22
regarding the article, they should just off the kid. no thumbs means useless. I hate paying to support the useless. Glad I'm not a chin-li.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 16-Nov-2008 10:30
Yup, no thumbs is gonna be a bitch. Ever try to bowl without one? Or pick up chopsticks? Or a glass? Or tie your shoes ( I can tie them one handed, try it ) So many things a thumb is handy for. Can't even give a thumbs up, poor little shit. And shoes, where do you find a size 8 EEEEEEK?
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 10:32
Commie, Pretty pissed I guess. I wonder if they are giving him a lickin'... "mark, always go on the computer drunk as shit, now look what you did! You are an embarrassment!" That would explain his posts. It also seems he wasn't at his daughter's wedding. I guess they didn't want to scare off the groom's family! http://www.flickr.com/photos/angelasaeki/sets/72157600603416016/
From: gargoyle1
Date: 16-Nov-2008 10:40
patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 16-Nov-2008 10:37 The thumb separates us from the apes. Quite a useful digit. ================= Being Digital does have advantages
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:01
always go on the computer drunk as shit ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Nope. That's just ANOTHER reason I can make you bozos looke like bonzos fer bedtime each evening on the international forum.! . Norace is completely clean and sober! Yeah me! I'm high on life baby, heh heh heh! ;)
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:07
you are kidding! another check? nope no way ..................... !! AAAAH! I knew it! Well whatta ya KNOW! (shakes head with a smile) The mucousy WELCHER has ,., REAPPREARED! before our EYES! (yawn) what a SURPRISE! Hey mucous... I suppose this means yer not gonna call the Post office fer yer stolen "imaginary" check yer sent me right? After all you don't want to commit FRAUD ? do ya? (shakes head) I knew yer full of horsehit, boy. That's coole with me . Just REAP yer whirlwind .. son.!\ (yawns more) Agin... What a COMPLETE SURPRISE! LOL ! This calls fer a "few",, ..REPOSTS of RF's .. HONORABLE words... Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:08
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:39 .............................................................. Gee mucous(RF)' And ///Yer thought Norace was "relentless" ! .,........................................ (cut //paste) a remarkable and "helpful" technology! heh heh heh ................................................... ////, Just a fast note to let you know, I got the mail. My word is still good, last I knew so no worries there. ............................................................. On Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 7:19 PM,NORACE <.com> wrote: Hello ////... Long time... Hey , I will make this bet with RF (I'm serious) . I think if you get this , you'll have my email.. com.. Even though you turned me ito a blue thingi.. (sniff ) I still hope my trust in you is as warrented as my "gut" tells me. My address is //// HOME phone is //// .. Anyway.. I'm on fer this with RF and you can tell him I always honor my bets.. I think he;s nut to bet on McCain , but.. sure, I'll take his money Between the lines here, I'm sure he's a cool guy.. Too bad we are always "fighting" on rotten. Please keep this personal info to yourself , as always.. But WHEN RF LOSES and he wants to REALLY pay me , You can give him my address (I hope this doesn't backfire on me) So I can collect. (I would imagine you would need a 100 buck (helper fee) outta my winnings if he really pays me,, In the unlikely event McCain wins, I will swallow hard and pay UP.. (I can pull together a grand with only 2 extra incentive shifts, so it's not a big whoop fer me. I am so SURE of this that I even take a large bet like this.. I sure hope he pays up. Remember 100 bucks to you fer helping. :0 Anyway, thanks agin ////. From NR, hopefully still yer friend on rotten .. give me a line back to tell me what you think. Bye dude
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:10
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:58 Exactly what is that supposed to mean? You better tell me right now, bitch. ,,,,,,,,,, !! ?? no, you can't get outta yer bet boy.. actin "hurt" and "morally outraged".. (yawn) Clam down son! heh heh heh this is what got yer and mucous into trouble wit norace in the first places! heh (yawns) Lesson ONE (after 10 THOUSAND,, FIVE HUNDRED ..PLUS ,.NORACE personna posts,, WHEN.. Norace // "threatens ya" a post.,. YER GET ... QUALITY INSULTS! Excuse me a moment... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wruBPDRoLuk&feature=related ................................................................ yer don't get KINDERGARTEN physical death threats like pouncy and many other immature boys here... so, gerbil is that why you wouldn't at LEAST tell me yer name?.. ... cause you COULD(maybe in the future if the time was right, use our private email AGAINST me?. . Whatever@! ;) AS YOU JUST ..implied? IN YER LAST post ta me(NR)(shakes head) Listen ... THIS... is NR "kickin yer ass metaphorically) 1. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related 2. NR says yer a moron 3. Then NR PROVES it to you on the forum with JUST my words and moving pictures. 4. Reposting yer own crap on rotten.com, ya wish ta GOD yer hadn't POSTED 5. I yawn Anyway.. Quityerbellyaching .. and just pay the man(me). RF. thinks.. "he's FUCKIN with Norace's mind"... Bwaaaaahahahahahah! (closes eyes again) I hope yer fer real on the check Gerbil. RF> is REAPIN a.. NORACE whirlwind// (here's an asskicker) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hxIuIxqo2So
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:10
AAAAH! I knew it! Well whatta ya KNOW! (shakes head with a smile) The mucousy WELCHER has ,., REAPPREARED! before our EYES! =================== what it means is I woke up to go take a leak and am having trouble geting back to sleep shit for brains
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:11
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:00 From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:51 I'm waiting... From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:54 So 500 dollars or 1000 bucks? Put up or shut up. You make "plenty" of money, right dumbass? ==================== since I dont believe you will pay if you lose sure $1000.00 if you win you give goyle your address he sends it to me i send you the money If I win i give goyle my address he sends it to you you send me the money agreed? From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:58 I'm waiting fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:01 brinkmanship is a dangerous game is it not ? fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:06 what are ya doin fucknut? asking the missus for permission? pussy From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:07 I like better writing each of us writing a postdated check and having Goyle hold em (you do have an active checking account don't cha?) That way i will get unless you cancel yer account,which would be pretty chickenshit) get my money and you won't be able to chicken out like before. (Also no one loses interest on the money either) As long as Goyle would be willing to hold them and send em back to the winner and as a Scotsman i somewhat trust him.. What say you ? .......................... YAWN.. Brinksmanship.. IS a DANGEROUS game RF.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:13
Looks like fucknuts brain has melted down completely. You don't get it fucknut, do you? You been had, period. What's the matter, spent money you didn't have? Wifey all pissy with ya now? Jesus H. Christ on a spit, how the fuck do morons like that remember to breath?
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:15
Hey mucous... I suppose this means yer not gonna call the Post office fer yer stolen "imaginary" check yer sent me right? After all you don't want to commit FRAUD ? do ya? (shakes head) ================== since it is sunday no i am not calling the USPS that will have to wait till tomorrow and even then we will need to wait till the inspectors conduct their investigation to see if it was stolen then and ONLY then will I consider sending you another check and just how would I be commiting fraud?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:15
Normally I'd say a mind is a terrible thing to waste, but you have to have one first. Fucking poster child for birth control right there. Retroactive abortion on the hoof
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:17
I sent a cashier's cheque to norace yesterday, but I did not provide any of my own contact info. I simply don't send personal info to people who are nuts. Just one of those things I try to avoid doing. I will not post any purported emails from anyone or personal addresses etc, even if they give me permission to do so. ............................... !! And I hope yer are a real man that honor's his debts my man. I look forward to receiving a REAL check from ya gerbil! Really. Then maybe yer could show mucous how easy it can be ta pay someone via mail if ya are fer real. (yawn) Ps.. Here's to you, gerbil,.. REALLY payin off an honorable bet. I'd LOVE to be able to see that. Really./ ........................................................ PS.. Thanks, agin Sandy. The fucker SURE deserves it!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:19
Fucknut, yer boxed, permanently. I just can't take it. You've got a one track mind and the train derailed in the station. Get on with life already, oh wait, this is your life isn't it?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:19
Caption required, what can I write. Norace, ideas please. ............................... ? ! ?? I can't think of anyone better than you Sandy! I shrink before yer "passion" and experience here! PS.. I just.. laugh ..at the pictures anyway!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:21
Later everyone, I have other things to do, unlike some fucknuts here. Grow a brain, get a life.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:22
just hold on there I am sure the USPS will want to talk to you ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Yawn.. OK.. They know my address! I'm waiting!
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:26
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:23 From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:12 Caption required, what can I write. Norace, ideas please. ======== Bunnies They'll get you in the end ------------------------- Or how about Bunnies They'll fuck you up gooooood
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:27
RF, all this could have been avoided if you'd paid by PayPal ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, !! LOL! True, sandy. But that's assuming the internet BULLY boy(RF) had ANY intention of paying the wager.. That....HE SURE WANTED(pressured) from norace. In fact, if we had followed MY...terms.. I'd HAVE my post dated check from him already spent. But...ooo no! Here. .. Let me REPOST AGAIN.. to the WORLD internet forum here,, JUST HOW that.. bad boy.. WENT down that day...
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:28
I'm waiting... From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:54 So 500 dollars or 1000 bucks? Put up or shut up. You make "plenty" of money, right dumbass? ==================== since I dont believe you will pay if you lose sure $1000.00 if you win you give goyle your address he sends it to me i send you the money If I win i give goyle my address he sends it to you you send me the money agreed? From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:58 I'm waiting fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:01 brinkmanship is a dangerous game is it not ? fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:06 what are ya doin fucknut? asking the missus for permission? pussy From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:07 I like better writing each of us writing a postdated check and having Goyle hold em (you do have an active checking account don't cha?) That way i will get unless you cancel yer account,which would be pretty chickenshit) get my money and you won't be able to chicken out like before. (Also no one loses interest on the money either) As long as Goyle would be willing to hold them and send em back to the winner and as a Scotsman i somewhat trust him.. What say you ? .......................... YAWN.. Brinksmanship.. IS a DANGEROUS game RF.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:29
It's a lost cause. He really is a psychopath who is prolly not allowed out of the house let alone to his daughter's wedding. __________________ From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:39 Good Am,... Folks! I ..awake.. a richer man! How's things! Whatta beautiful Obama morning! ______________________ 1 - Signs for check 2 - Get check 3- Says he never signed for check 4 - Admits he has check 5 - Says he never signed for check No wonder his daughters hate him and moved as far away as possible from him. Wife Candy is trying to find his salvation in jesus. Folks, we are looking at a true psycho....
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:30
jesus fuckin christ! even when you try to be nice and cooperate with him he continues to be a fucknut let me guess here you and sandy took my posts of the reciept and analyzed them and discovered they were done with a photo shop program? that is surprising? that is how I copy all of my pics that arent taken with a camera I bet if you look at that emergency list i posted the other day you will discover the same thing yea that proves a lot.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:35
1 - Signs for check 2 - Get check 3- Says he never signed for check 4 - Admits he has check 5 - Says he never signed for check ................................ yawn.. yer gonna listen to a blob of mucous? or do you wann aknow the truth. Baby , yer don't have a clue. (yawn) But ..YOU.. "patsy" are a very sad excuse fer a human being. Do ya FEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel better now , baby? (shakes head) go denounce some jewes er sumpin around, yer bore me., PS... ..,.did the norace personna .. REALLY... ..."piss" yer off? Bwhahahahahah! Heh
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:39
Who would you believe? Someone who rambles in barely recognizable English and constantly repeats themselves like they are drunk or someone who speaks proper English in full sentences?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:41
jesus fuckin christ! even when you try to be nice and cooperate ,,,,,,,,,,,, Yawn... Then send my money paypal. Yer a fuckin liar and a bully, prick. First..Either paypal it or shut up mucous , yer "games" really bore me now. If yer check was "stolen".. IT sure as FUCK ain't my fault. And it ain't MY problem either. Second... It's yer responsiblity to pay me, retard. Not the PO. So do it. OR.. Reap the NR reposts! FEREVER! I don't care. I'm gonna have fun either way! :L Ps..Mucous(RF) if you DO REALLY pay me like yer should.. I'll stop, with the reposts and reminders. Really. Not a threat/// just how it's gonna be.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:50
If yer check was "stolen".. IT sure as FUCK ain't my fault. And it ain't MY problem either. =================== uh sorry but I disagree I held to my end of the agreement , certified check by certified mail not my fault it was stolen from you ( if it was) my obligation ended when i got the reciept back in the mail
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:57
Surely that would be the best course of action. ===================== sandy fucknut is playing some sort of mind game here he wants to continue posting his bullshit if i cancelled the check and sent him another one he would just find some other excuse now i have done all that I can to prove i honored the bet the only other proof i could have is the cashed check and it hasnt cleared my account. i assume fucknut is holding on to it till his game is over once he cashes it I will post it and it will all be over with
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:58
does this work better fo you? It was taken with my web cam rather than my copier ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (yawns wide) ! I'm sure that's really cool. But please. Take care of yer debt, OK? I didn't sign fer that. It must be "stolen". Report it to the PO. Easy. Now. Agin.THIS IS ... .. Yer prob NOT mine! So give me a REAL check. IN MY HANDS RF!, It ain't my fault yer "method" of "payment" "fucked up".. Again. Yer "copy" lookes cool and REAL. I have no quibble with it, and for sure I'll talk the PO authorities!' Anytime. but that ain't me on yer "copy". BUT. even .. IF .. yer had a "real" check.. and it got "stolen".. That AIN'T MY PROBLEM... YOU STILL OWE ME! BUT./..NORACE DID not sign fer the "check" yer postin there. BELIEVE ME .. MUCOUS. IF YOU HAD REALLY sent me a CHECK... IT WODDA BEEN CASHED THAT FUCKING HOUR I GOT IT> Do you REALLY think I would.. "not cash it" and COMPLETELY WASTE my time here .. fucking with you about it? No fuckin way. Agin. Ya WANT NR ta shut up about this.. IT's VERY SIMPLE... JUST pay the man. (yawns alot) Must go now... Later!
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 12:00
I know it is not that great a pic but it is the best i could do on short notice also it doesnt allow me to black out the info that is why i chose the copier using it allowed me to remove the info without damaging the original thanks for stirring shit up again
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 12:03
I held to my end of the agreement , certified check by certified mail not my fault it was stolen from you ( if it was) my obligation ended when i got the reciept back in the mail ';............................................ Oh no it don't. Does yer electric STILL get turned off despite the fact yer "check got stolen" in the mail? You betcha. UNTIL you P A Y me.. This will NEVER be over for ya boy! And that's cool too!
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 12:03
BUT. even .. IF .. yer had a "real" check.. and it got "stolen".. That AIN'T MY PROBLEM... YOU STILL OWE ME! BUT./..NORACE DID not sign fer the "check" yer postin there. BELIEVE ME .. MUCOUS. IF YOU HAD REALLY sent me a CHECK... IT WODDA BEEN CASHED THAT FUCKING HOUR I GOT IT> Do you REALLY think I would.. "not cash it" and COMPLETELY WASTE my time here .. fucking with you about it? =================== yea it is your problem and you are demented enough to waste not only your time but ours as well as far as i am concerned the matter is closed fucknut you got your money
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 12:05
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:01 brinkmanship is a dangerous game is it not ? fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:06 what are ya doin fucknut? asking the missus for permission? pussy From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:07 I like better writing each of us writing a postdated check and having Goyle hold em (you do have an active checking account don't cha?) That way i will get (unless you cancel yer account,which would be pretty chickenshit) get my money and you won't be able to chicken out like before. (Also no one loses interest on the money either) As long as Goyle would be willing to hold them and send em back to the winner and as a Scotsman i somewhat trust him.. What say you? ............................................. MUCOUS(Rectal Fissure) SAYS! I'm a fuckin internet bully. I have NO intention of HONORING my bet. I'm just a fuckin asshole tryin ta BULLY norace. What prick I am. *yawn ;)
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 12:07
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:57 BTW sandy want to pic apart my cam pic of the reciept? ------------------------- No, I already signed OL's bottom with the signature from the last document.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 12:09
RF, is the signature Norace's? If not, could a crooked postal worker have signed for it under the recipients name and pocketed it.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 12:13
ok everyone this is a general announcement i know it has become tiresome dealing with this shit and i appreciate your patience from this point on I will no longer mention the bet with these exceptions when the check clears my account i will post it and when the USPS concludes their investigation I will post whatever info they give me I will say no more about it till then
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 12:37
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 16-Nov-2008 12:20 Norace, will you answer a simple question. Is the signature that RF posted a copy of, yours? --------------------- Regardless of it's answer we can't really know unless we see it sign something in person and have a forensic document examiner compare them
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 12:42
http://forums.dailyrotten.com/546/00030456/_index.html#849959 From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 12-Nov-2008 12:49 Nice! heh heh heh ! Just got a letter from TexASS,, Lookes like Norace's got me a new bitch! ta go in my stable with goyle. +++++++++ Nowhere does fucknut say that he did not receive the check, nor has he posted or made mention of the contents of the "letter". He has been ranting on and on in order to disparage RF and all of you fell for it. So, what did you eceive from Texas, fucknut? If you aren't saying then you are hiding the truth; that RF paid you. Period. Norace has won, he has taken over the forum from the daily social club. He has made you all his bitches. We have all lost.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 12:52
Norace has won, he has taken over the forum from the daily social club. He has made you all his bitches. We have all lost. ================== I disagree all fucknut has done is prove what a attention whore he really truly is the best course of action I believe is to follow lurkers advice just ignore the fuck the RZR works well for that
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 13:02
Who's this norace character? I never heard of him. I'm sure NO ONE ELSE has heard of him either. I'm positive that someone like that would never come on this forum, nor would they make a bet with a regular. I don't see why anyone would talk to a nonperson either. Savvy?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 13:08
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 16-Nov-2008 13:02 Who's this norace character? I never heard of him. I'm sure NO ONE ELSE has heard of him either. I'm positive that someone like that would never come on this forum, nor would they make a bet with a regular. I don't see why anyone would talk to a nonperson either. Savvy? ========= What are you talking about ABC? You want to give credence to every woolhat and jackass that comes to this forum to spew their shit? I am enjoying my blocking feature. Thank you TSS if you are lurking. I noticed that the threads are a lot shorter and less full of fuctardery now.
From: personalfowl [the bird is the word]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 13:13
Ok, RF. Just for shits and giggles... Post a jpg of the postmark on the front of the return receipt showing the post office it was returned from. Granted, black-out what you feel you should.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 13:15
All I see of fucknut (and Bruce) is a line at the bottom followed by a number - the number of posts he has on this thread. Yes, I unblocked him for a couple of days until I mailed my cheque (Friday), and when he kept on poasting the same old shit, I blocked him again. Honestly, TSS should be a folk hero on this forum. I recommend his rottenizer to anyone who wants to enjoy a public forum without going nuts because one or two fucknuts want to ruin it.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 13:20
Well, one now. Bruce hasn't posted in awhile. Fucknut is the only one who has no redeeming features at all. Once again, I thank TSS for developing rottenizer.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 13:27
Anyone here ever really read up on governmental ideology and all of its' wonderful Isms? I imagine some of you really do know what you're talking about.. but I'm curiously certain that most know very little about Etceterisms. Curiously certain.. i shit you not there is real meaning there. Thinking about 'Something Baracked This Way Comes' has allowed me to concentrate with my heart instead of my mind for the first time in my life, and I've realized that my heart is a quivering mass of dark misanthropy worlds more energetic and able than my mind ever was. I read 1984 in one day when I found it.. I think it was 8 hours scattered about here and there. It's a small book, and I loved it from the first page to the last. Fucking DVUORE. Best fucking read of my life. There are better books, yes.. but that book opened up reality to me. I'd never imagined humanity had the 'ability' to be so fucking brainwashed and ignorant. Then I read that book, and everything materialized into something understandable.. something touchable, tangible. Because of how it opened my eyes so to speak, 99% of me wishes I'd never read that book.. the remaining 1% is louder than the rest. My dark misanthropic heart is just dark, not ethnic, ok?
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 13:34
Oh shit people stop it with the kissing my ass, ok? I don't like 'nice'. Stop that shit. Even stud is being normal-person-like, and studs an asshole. The damn thing is broken, and I haven't had any time to fix it. How the FUCK you people still use it with the quirks it has (yeah i'm talking about all versions and variations, lol) is beyond me. But hey I have enough time to post so that's a start.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 13:37
From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!] Date: 16-Nov-2008 13:34 Oh shit people stop it with the kissing my ass, ok? I don't like 'nice'. Stop that shit. =================== then get your lazy ass in gear and fix the motherfucker! is that better?
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 13:41
Oh yeah rf, I feel down-right berated, censured, spat-on, scolded, trounced, lambasted.. ( And you call yourself rectalfissure [ blah blah asshole ] ? ) Do ya see the asshole part, buddy? Nah seriously, what's the happs?
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 13:44
That's actually quiet funny lurky-durky, being that Jesus (if based on an actual man-thing), would have been of similar ethnicity. And to think, all those white people are praying to a 5,000 year-old schizophrenic wood-loving charismatic mud bunny.. ha!
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 13:47
vette woman She sounds hot and fast. Be careful man, she'll take a lot of gas to get you where you wanna go. That is unless you lucked out and got a 4 pumper. (They all have headlights and tail-pipes, no?) I'd rather a conservative average than a liberal exotic. The conservative average sticks with you while you race the liberal exotics in between the country idles. Mind me, I'm now rambling.
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 13:54
Jesus was a Jew! fuck all those Christians getting pissed over Jews killing another Jew my god crucifixions were standard back then hundreds happened so why was it so bad when it happened to Jesus?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 14:20
Jesus never thought of himself as a "Christian" anymore than Caesar thought of himself as an "Ancient Roman". If asked what was his faith, he's have answered "Jewish, like my Father before me; don't you remember that He is the Protojew and created us in His own image?". Rahmbo is about as semitic as the rest of his German-Russian Ashkenazi coreligionists.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 14:55
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 16-Nov-2008 14:52 Hey, I didn't kill 'em or even take the pic. -------------------------- And you didn't shit on fecobaby either. But that still doesn't make it right to post the pic.
From: personalfowl [the bird is the word]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 14:55
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 16-Nov-2008 10:32 Commie, Pretty pissed I guess. I wonder if they are giving him a lickin'... "mark, always go on the computer drunk as shit, now look what you did! You are an embarrassment!" That would explain his posts. It also seems he wasn't at his daughter's wedding. I guess they didn't want to scare off the groom's family! http://www.flickr.com/photos/angelasaeki/sets/72157600603416016/ ---------------------------- Nice find. Hope they turn out better looking babies then he did. The pic of Christopher as an infant (posted earlier) and the rest of the family is a classic. Except for the infant, all their hair is parted in the middle. For a male (Mark or NR), it just looks weird. Not to mention the names of the daughters... Sharla, Angela, Mayleea... Just to be different.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 16-Nov-2008 15:00
Has anyone noticed, he hasn't said a word about seeing his family on Rotten? WTF? must be brain dead.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 15:12
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 16-Nov-2008 14:20 Jesus never thought of himself as a "Christian" anymore than Caesar thought of himself as an "Ancient Roman". If asked what was his faith, he's have answered "Jewish, like my Father before me; don't you remember that He is the Protojew and created us in His own image?". Rahmbo is about as semitic as the rest of his German-Russian Ashkenazi coreligionists. ### But he did think of himself as the Son of God and the Savior of the World, which the Jews do not recognize. Much like the Muslims. Which if you think about it, Heaven is a place without Jews or Muslims. Heaven, the ultimate in restrictive country clubs? OMG I'm going to hell. WHHHHOOOOO HOOOOOOO!
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 15:20
From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin] Date: 16-Nov-2008 15:12 From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 16-Nov-2008 14:20 Jesus never thought of himself as a "Christian" anymore than Caesar thought of himself as an "Ancient Roman". If asked what was his faith, he's have answered "Jewish, like my Father before me; don't you remember that He is the Protojew and created us in His own image?". Rahmbo is about as semitic as the rest of his German-Russian Ashkenazi coreligionists. ### But he did think of himself as the Son of God and the Savior of the World, which the Jews do not recognize. Much like the Muslims. Which if you think about it, Heaven is a place without Jews or Muslims. Heaven, the ultimate in restrictive country clubs? OMG I'm going to hell. WHHHHOOOOO HOOOOOOO! --------------------------------- There were many so called saviors at that time, much like the crazies that walk around the streets today predicting the end of the world... It's only by chance that the one Christians worship today is known as Jesus
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 15:25
"There were many so called saviors at that time, much like the crazies that walk around the streets today predicting the end of the world... It's only by chance that the one Christians worship today is known as Jesus" ~~~~~~~~~~ Jesus Christ.!! Did chance also bring neverending war to Israel?
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 15:27
God was punishing Israel long before Christ arrived. They were His "chosen" people, and yet they were always pissing Him off and He was always torturing them. God is a sadistic nutball. Better off not believing in Him.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 15:35
It was Dionysus or something Also Known as The King of Kings the begotten "Sun" and the Messiah 1200 yrs B4 Christ. Yet Jesus "The Christ" is the Only one who has Remained and forever will Remain the King Of Kings. Whether You believe in Him or Not.
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 15:39
In classical mythology, Dionysus or Dionysos (in Greek, Διόνυσος or Διώνυσος; associated with Roman Liber), is the god of wine, the inspirer of ritual madness and ecstasy, and a major figure of Greek mythology. The geographical origins of his cult were unknown, but almost all myths depicted him as having "foreign" (i.e. non-Greek) origins.[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dionysus
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 15:48
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 16-Nov-2008 15:35 It was Dionysus or something Also Known as The King of Kings the begotten "Sun" and the Messiah 1200 yrs B4 Christ. Yet Jesus "The Christ" is the Only one who has Remained and forever will Remain the King Of Kings. Whether You believe in Him or Not. # # # Actually all kings and pharaohs believed that their right to rule was by divine appointment and justified their cruel actions by being a god. Xerxes was also known as a “king of kings.” In fact there is a silver plate in the National Museum of Asian Art that has this inscription. It is awesome to look at. I highly recommend it next time you are in DC. The museum is free and the plate is roughly a ¼ inch thick of pure silver and about roughly 20(?) inches in diameter. It has been a couple of years since I have seen it. It always staggers me. Really beautiful piece.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 16:10
A certified cheque is pretty much the same as a money order. You pay on the spot, be it cash, debit card, credit card or withdrawn from an account. You buy this like a case of beer. If the money order or cheque is never cashed thats it. The money is already paid by someone, period and gone. The amount does not come from an account again, after its cashed. Thats it, thats all. So say'ith the Zilla.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 16:30
Nope not yet Garg. Got about 10% in the tank so I fire up in the morning and at night for an hour. Its about $800 to fill the fucker so I'm holdin off. Supposed to be around the zero thing all week so I'll hang at work a bit longer than usual. Almost think I'm in Winipeg FFS !
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 16:43
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 16-Nov-2008 16:10 A certified cheque is pretty much the same as a money order. You pay on the spot, be it cash, debit card, credit card or withdrawn from an account. You buy this like a case of beer. If the money order or cheque is never cashed thats it. The money is already paid by someone, period and gone. The amount does not come from an account again, after its cashed. ==================== not entirely accurate while it is true that the funds are taken out of the account and held by the bank till the check is cleared a cashiers check can be voided by signing an affidavit of a lost, stolen or destroyed check but one needs proof that the check is lost or stolen first or one needs the remnants of the destroyed check there is also a substanstial fee for this service also a chashiers check is only good for 180 days after that the funds are returned to the account
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 16:43
And, when your hydro goes out this winter, be prepared. This week only, pick up your emergency lighting system for only 17.99 Don't be in the dark, let Home Hardware be your guide. Fuck me. I really should shut the TV off when I'm here eh ?
From: pontius
Date: 16-Nov-2008 16:47
Sorry RF, but you're blue-boxed. It looks like you'll be talking about your idiotic check for another 40,000 posts, you start looking almost as pathetic as fucknut.
From: crnkybtch [cranky bitch]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 16:48
What you should do Zilla is just shut the fuck up.
From: crnkybtch [cranky bitch]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 16:50
3P calling someone pathetic?? Too Fucking Funny!
From: crnkybtch [cranky bitch]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 16:53
3P ... thought I was blue boxed?
From: crnkybtch [cranky bitch]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 17:05
Ahh 3P still love the shit, ass, and animals do you? No wonder you live in Thailand.
From: crnkybtch [cranky bitch]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 17:08
Yes 3P having a monkey prez is far worse than being a man that loves shit, other men's butts, and animal sex. When did you come out?
From: pontius
Date: 16-Nov-2008 17:10
You deserve a poem in your native language Ouugh aaaargh aargh uuugh ooorgh uuurgh aaah aah ourgh aaaargh oh ourgh
From: marymary
[scary mary]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 17:14
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 16-Nov-2008 16:50 What you should do Zilla is just shut the fuck up. ================ LOL sorry I slipped up didnt I? **************************** RF is a troll? Wow, not one usually thought of as a troll.
From: marymary
[scary mary]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 17:17
I see Ponty, just being nosy. I liked both of their posts. Seems like a lot of posters have disappeared lately.... wonder why?* *not really wondering a quick scroll through the thread shows why...
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 17:30
On topic. In some areas , people are exposed to some wild ass stuff that can cause all sorts of odd things happening to the mothers of said kids. The more closed the country , the harder it is to find out all the "whats & whys". Off topic. I stopped writeing checks about 10 years ago. Too much hassle. I ( or others pay thru e-bill ( one bank is billpay (?) ) I even pay my employees thru direct deposit. I accept only postal mo's for rents/deposits. Also , about 5 years ago , I started giving checks out weekly , but on Mondays. Stopped a lot of sick calls on Saturdays. My entire point? Nothing! But that seems to be the norm as of late. Just rattle about nothing that means nothing about nothing to no-one except a few people that could call/email/fax/visit one another to say what has been said over and over and over and over and over and over ( short break , fingers are tired ) I know I have less than 10000 posts , so I guess that makes me a "noob" , but the "rotten duder" is gonna stop letting us post when it turns out that the first post turns into a 1000 plus , and most are just a handful of the same posters saying the same thing. Just MTC
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 18:18
"Stud, thanks for the delightful Bouguereaus." That wasn't Stud, and they weren't real Bouguereaus, but photoshops. Take another look. 
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 18:41
Nowhere does norace say that he did not receive the check, nor has he posted .................. !! ? Yawn... What planet yer just get back from fleabrain? I count 11 ...DIFFERENT NORACE posts in the last 7 days,,, where I say that VERY same thing! OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGIN! (BIG yawn) Yer waaaaana check yer facts before ... "talking shit you got no idea of"! (sighs) (shakes head) Peanut..! Ahem... Boots... start.. WALKIN.. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lZqMbuyciqU&feature=related
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 18:49
Well fucknut, before they arrest you for mail fraud, I hope you cash the cheque I sent you. You should get it Tuesday or Wednesday at the latest.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:04
From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows] Date: 16-Nov-2008 18:44 ........................ !! Really? Actually I think it's way more acurate ta "turn" the statement/pic... AROUND the OTHER way! ps...sweetie...yer need a WAY bigger boat .,. mr shadduh! Yer WANNA PLAY with .. NR and friends! @8 But .. please.. feel free nitwit. I'm WAY.. bored tonight, what with.,. ... RF.. chickenshiting out like a figured.. "Level headed" ? and "mature" ?,,,Rotten folks here just LOSING the sense of reality. Internet words are APPARENTLY MUCH, much, much more P O W E R F U L... to influence others, than perhaps ONE would IMAGINE, eh? Heh heh heh! I was correct! Anyway... NR OFTEN feels.. UNDER atttack.. By many, many hostile enemy rotten posters here ..in fact.. I.. often.. WAIT a minute.. excuse me. I need a sec.,.. and some BREATHING room here a min,,, ,... HASTINGS! (shakes head) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wruBPDRoLuk&feature=related ............................. now.. as I was sayin,, pictures of a VERY handsome looken FAMILY! ,.,, Just.. well,, a whole lotta stuff! Yawns,.,, Course . ..me and my folks are NOT surprised! At all! As a newly formed "celebrity"( NORACE) WE understand the OVERRIDING Curiousity of the PUBLIC,, to find out more about said.. "Internationally Renouned... "PERSONALITY"! (NR)! Soo... agin.. yer a complete idiot. any questions? ... Come back.. heh heh heh! sooo,,Try it peanut.. Engage Norace in a WITTY exchange... Snores.... I'm here! Here's a coole vid I like to "prepare" with myself. That , and sometimes my fav Rickles stuff. .maybe. (yawn) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JnjmeYOn2Zc&feature=related
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:11
Mmm.. they look a down-to-earth family the sort you would be pleased to meet.  Gargoyle on the other hand, has this effect on people. 
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:25
** Now it's just the same old shit all the time. You're half of the shit munchie. You're unique when it comes to shit.. you're the only turd I ever saw that can reach up and flush itself. Pull my friend. Pull HARD. Christ dripping distended rectum you fucking complain about yourself. ?? JEEEZ
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:31
It was fun when Theo, Bascha, Jena and the Rotten gang were here. Even the flame wars between Bascha and DS were entertaining. And who can forget that badly made "cock eating" photoshop featuring DS.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:34
lurker, you came in from nowhere. You have absolutely no idea how incessantly pathetic munch is about his own shit. Unless you have been lurking, lurker.. and in that case well I guess you would just be a fucking neanderthal. I'm betting you've just not been around... Seeing munch talk about getting tired of other people's shit is hilarious. It's like listening to OJ talk about how black men need to start treating their white wimmens better. lol. The boy is fucking CONSTANT, lurker. CONSTANT. CON FUCKING STANT C O N S T A N T He's like an everlasting gob-shit.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:37
1.) Your relentless queer-ass trolling. I don't troll very often. 2.) Your continuous molestation of other people's images. They asked for it and got their comeuppance. 3.) Your Yay! posts on every new articles posting. Scroll past. 4.) Your fucking furry-sex fetish crap. Yiffing is not illegal, furries are cool. 5.) Your whining about the shit, when you're half of it. I don't whine half as much as some on this forum.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:46
There will never be another like Eddy Gein. Serial killers these days are droll indeed.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:50
** I don't troll very often. lol, okie-dokie. ** They asked for it and got their comeuppance. And norace didn't? Or has the point blown right by you? ** Scroll past. I see. Because I can simply lift my foot over trash it's OK for you to litter. Hmmm. Even better.. it's apparently OK for you to do it, but not others. Maybe your trash is 'special'? ** Yiffing is not illegal, furries are cool. What has legality to do with it? Fucking sheep is still legal in most US states. That doesn't mean you should. ** I don't whine half as much as some on this forum. Chances are, those you have in mind as 'whiners' are folks who are bitching about your crap. All in all munch.. I've been here for years, and I've never seen another poster continue a campaign of bullshit as long as you. And you have the nerve to complain about someone shitting around for a week or two? Are you fucking brain-dead? You really don't see it, do ya? Do you forgot shit the minute you post it?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:51
Hi to Stace here too....silly girl.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:55
"** They asked for it and got their comeuppance. And norace didn't? Or has the point blown right by you?" Norace has never said or done anything hateful towards me, so how could I be mean to him?
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:57
"** Yiffing is not illegal, furries are cool. What has legality to do with it? Fucking sheep is still legal in most US states. That doesn't mean you should." Sheep and animals are not furries.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:57
From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows] Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:24 Yeah I know what you mean Munchkin... It doesn't help that some just keep repeating themselves .......................... !! Heh heh heh (yawns) this is toooooooooo friggin easy.. Hey tss? turn off yer RZR Moronizer, and say hey. to yer olde fiend Norace! How yer doin, peanut? What's this I hear about yer State(Ohio) goin fer OBAMA/BIDEN? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aIlJ8ZCs4jY fer fuckin SHAME.. ! heh heh heh
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 20:10
Speak of the debbil indeed; I have an everlasting gob-stopper for 'Dog-faces' useless pro-semetic cock-gobbler! Where do you adopt this silly left-wing self-destructive non-sustainable political ideology? Get with the anglo-saxon program n1gger-lover! Watch................and learn.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 20:10
Munchkin? Do you agree with me that Ed Gein was the class of serial killers? (Not to change the subject or anything.)
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 20:14
From: ralph [R] Date: 16-Nov-2008 20:10 Munchkin? Do you agree with me that Ed Gein was the class of serial killers? (Not to change the subject or anything.) -------------------- Never heard of Ed Gein, just Googled the name. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 20:19
Norace has never said or done anything hateful towards me, so how could I be mean to him? .............................. !! Yayyyyy ... Sandy! (sometimes i think yer a little too silly with yer obama gifs.. but :)).. Some... a VERY FEW>> can be ,.,clever and amusing! (Remember yer Obama speaking to the dolphins! ) LOL! I , NR.. cannot "CONTROL" the actions of other folks. Sad to sa, but obvious. I HAD hoped.. Sandy.. That I as a PERSON would be RESPECTED. Since this is ONLY AN.. INTERNET ,, FORUM.. (An amazing one at that in my opinion)! I can ONLY be true to myself and maintain my REALITY BASED.. ..comportment at all times.. When I POST AS THE NR personna! I , at least am secure in the knowledge.. that I(Norace_ WOULD never... violate the PRIVACY of another poster here. First. / I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT. PERIOD. Second.. / The "persons" felt necessary to not allow ME (NR) at LEAST the quiet DIGNITY to PRESENT any .. personal info to others on this FORUM.. MY SELF and MY.. self alone. And the really AMAZING thing I have still to (fully explore and DOCUMENT) ..They DID this .. only BECAUSE.. OF MY >>> W O R D S! Heh .. I A M T H A T >>.. GOOD! :0! We've found the NR character is like a MVA.. yer CAN'T stop... Looking! (shakes head) Soo...Is that REALLY too much to ask? I have "harmed" .. NO one here. REALLY! .. Although... MANY,, many rotten.com posters.. // SEEM// to want to PHYSICALLY HARM ..ME?(NR) WOW! Now all... KIDDING and "jousting" aside.. I CANNOT fathom any LAME// attempt (said posters , you all know each other) to.. JUSTIFY .. the behaviors and ACTIONS directed against ME.(A real human being) ! (sighs) Anyway... So.. Here's ta Norace! And HIS VERY BRIGHT .. FUTURE HERE !!. ON ROTTEN.COM... BABY! And thank you duder.! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmbT5XC-q0&feature=related sniff.. i'm out fer now.. sad.. to say... ;)
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 20:35
NR, such a sad display of arse-kissing, I have never seen. BTW, if Eddy Gein harmed you, he would likely reform you into a fine facial mask, vest, with a matching wallet and pocket-watch case. (that's how good he was Munchkin.)
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 20:45
Member Since: Saturday, May 12 2007 Comments: 2691 Hometown: beyond the grave. URL: http://'beg pardon? Bio: Walking dead = brain dead ............................. zzZZzzz // Nite! ]\] couldn't resist! Q ps.. Hey.. deadhead! Yer and Edward.. might like this oldy but goody. Judging by yer "handle" and "cool" name! (yawn) ! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY&feature=related (real tired sleeepy .. you know) NR out.. TEL... //,, tango echo.. lamemo..
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 20:47
NR, such a sad display of arse-kissing, I have never seen. I'm thinking he probably needs all of the help he can get right now. Let's face it. He isn't exactly good at making friends and influencing people. OK I might take back the influencing people part. He does seem to have the remarkable ability to drive other people crazy.
From: selmore [dave]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 20:52
 is you is or is you ain't my constituency
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 20:57
He does seem to have the remarkable ability to drive other people crazy. ................ !! Indeed.!! Good! Judging from yer posts... Accidently perceptive of ya nitwit! THIS... Sounds .. like a paradox , wrapped in an Engigma shoved up an unsolved mystery..and.. jellied with cranberries ta me..! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8gUF9G4N-tE http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AM4ADoVc6TU sniff... ! ;)
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:09
Accidently perceptive of ya nitwit! Oh believe me, it was no accident. YOU calling me a nitwit is the funniest thing I've heard all year. Thanks for the laugh attention whore!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:20
Oh believe me, it was no accident. ................................ !! ? hmmmm is... that.. it? that' sall ya ..got? heh heh heh (shakes head) naaah,, It was an accident, peanut!. (smiles wickedly) :0 NOW<<<getta out of yer digney boy... before NR.. JAWS ya! I,ve.. arrived.. Oh believe me, it was no accident. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NgBc-zlj3zk&feature=related
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:27
To be honest with you Norace, there is nothing you could say to me that would piss me off. That's because I know something that a lot of other people don't. You're doing it on purpose. It gives you joy to have the ability to control another person's emotions to the point where you can actually piss them off. Seeing as this is an internet forum that is slightly ridiculous. I seriously have no idea why they let you get to them like that. To me you are slightly sad and ridiculous. Nothing to be hated, more like something to be pitied. If you had more of a life, you wouldn't be here so often trying to get attention. You cry that everyone is picking on you, yet that is exactly what you are trying to get them to do. You love to push people's buttons. The more someone complains about the way you post, the worse your posts get. The more someone tells you to shut up, the more you complain. This is all a game to you. Still think it's an accident?
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:29
NR, I used to be hormonally imbalanced, due to Carly Simons appearance (forward and down)...the legend of Billy Jack was an inspirational film to my mind back in the days...(till I met the real things). You try marrying a pissed off Injun, then post your bleating hearted music.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:37
"It gives you joy to have the ability to control another person's emotions to the point where you can actually piss them off. Seeing as this is an internet forum that is slightly ridiculous. I seriously have no idea why they let you get to them like that. To me you are slightly sad and ridiculous. Nothing to be hated, more like something to be pitied. If you had more of a life, you wouldn't be here so often trying to get attention. You cry that everyone is picking on you, yet that is exactly what you are trying to get them to do. You love to push people's buttons. The more someone complains about the way you post, the worse your posts get. The more someone tells you to shut up, the more you complain. This is all a game to you. " Paradox, you are a breath of fresh air here. Though be carefull in your critiques of NR...Just imagine the people whom actually created this forum! LOL-Ironiparodoxically
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:37
You try marrying a pissed off Injun, then post your bleating hearted music. Pissed off Injuns are NOT COOL! Trust me, I grew up in a family of them. You add alcohol and you only compound the situation. Funerals, weddings, it didn't matter. The only thing you could count on was bloodshed. They are a bunch of crazy son of a bitches. No joke.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:40
(Afterthought)...Who would name their king Nimrod? LOL, 'ts no wonder we are where we are.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:42
Though be carefull in your critiques of NR...Just imagine the people whom actually created this forum! LOL-Ironiparodoxically Oh that's right. I forgot that him and duder are attached at the hip! Can't Stop Laughing
From: pontius
Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:44
Anybody talking to nograce deserves blocking. The tard has been going on long enough.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:46
the legend of Billy Jack was an inspirational film to my mind back in the days...(till I met the real things). You try marrying a pissed off Injun, ............. The injun I know, ain't never pissed off! That's why I LOVE.. making up any excuse ta attach it to a "crafted".. post... maybe.. If yer puzzled and "uncomphehending" of me and my ***"funny little games" .. Yer just not in the "BIG GAME" .. sorrry. There are WAY.. smarter folks.. out there than you lamebrain! And they "appreciate" ! Heh (shakes head and sighs) LOL! ***(You know.. I've USED that line .. now on at least THREE previous posts.. AND NO ONE has .. figured out it;s ORIGIN!or at least said it! I wonder if ANYONE here .. tonight .. KNOWS this one. I think it's a EASY trivia Q.. So.. hmm who is it?> http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fNcShXs_CMM BTW... deadbrain yer around aren't ya still//sumpin? Yer were talkin to Sandy about .. Ed Gein! Nice, famous fella! This ... question.. a hint, It's right up yer Obession! heh heh heh.. I suppose you could GOGGLE and figure it out@! So... yawn! agin! check out nr's fake uncle in action! ;9 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TvMVzHNH1lw
From: pontius
Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:51
You're right, there's absolutely no way that someone can actually breathe and yet be as full of shit as nograce is. Still, that's no reason to talk to it.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:54
OK. You got me on that one. I'm sorry I fed the troll. Lord knows I need the five year old autistic boy from next door to decipher his posts.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:56
"Allways thought this was hotter than a friggin blonde." Bought all JT's albums, just to learn his secret;
From: inthebeginning [(It Was Real Good)]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:57
From: ralph [R] Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:40 (Afterthought)...Who would name their king Nimrod? LOL, 'ts no wonder we are where we are. ------------------------------------------ Ralph, The name "Nimrod" in ancient Assyrian, Sumerian, or something like that, means "Great Hunter." This is according to a friend I once had with that name. He was an Indio from Nicaragua. Glad I could help out!
From: lovehumor [lovehumor]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 21:58
The daily boner pictures always makes me laugh. But why they don't appear everyday l;ike the rotten news does? For instance, today, Nov.16, I can only see the most recent boner pics from Oct.29 or something. Could anyone here please tell me why is that? thanks!
From: inthebeginning [(It Was Real Good)]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:00
LoveHumor, It's hard to get it up everyday.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:01
Well said Paradox. Welcome to the Daily Norace Forum, his designated Renfield, the Munchkin, and the silly people who keep filling the trough. Fine name "Paradox", it always evokes a vision of Daisy and Donald strolling down the Boulevard.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:07
Welcome to the Daily Norace Forum, his designated Renfield, the Munchkin, and the silly people who keep filling the trough. .............................................. !! GD,, Thanks!@8 Yumm, yum.. burp! Agin,,, Sorry yer feelin .. left out , sweethart! Here... this ill make ya feeeeeeeeeeeeeel betterer ! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwhC_btAUU
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:08
Welcome to the Daily Norace Forum, his designated Renfield, the Munchkin, and the silly people who keep filling the trough. That is just too funny. I do always enjoy your posts. I'm sorry I filled the trough for a second there, I came to my senses though. Talking to it never accomplishes anything. I've been around here long enough to know that. I won't let it happen again LOL. Paradox is actually a nickname I've gotten from the people who know me. They say I look one way, and I act another. So they always call me a paradox. I'm really not sure why.
From: lovehumor [lovehumor]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:08
Thanks, In the beginning. This seems funny, but there have been times when I saw new boner pics put up everyday, for a while; then it stopped. And then it was up again, and stopped again. I wondered if it was problem with my server/computer or something... So you're saying this is how they regularly do business at boners?
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:10
" This is according to a friend I once had with that name. He was an Indio from Nicaragua." This fine woman I used to work with was from Rwanda, her name was Jean D'arc.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:15
Paradox is actually a nickname I've gotten from the people who know me. They say I look one way, and I act another. So they always call me a paradox. I'm really not sure why. ..................... !! OOO ooo! I know, I KNOW!... That's an EASY one! .. IT means..,, Yer(whatever),, a nincompoop and people all around you.. ... KNOW it! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y Yawn.. next question... and make it harder this time!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:17
"Bought all JT's albums, just to learn his secret; Are we talking about James Taylor here?" No sir...that'd be John Turner, former prime minister of Canada, and humper of hot pop stars.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:23
Sorry to pontius and GD, but I have to: If yer puzzled and "uncomphehending" of me and my ***"funny little games" .. Yer just not in the "BIG GAME" .. sorrry. There are WAY.. smarter folks.. out there than you lamebrain! And they "appreciate" ! Did you read my post? I comprehend you better than you think. BTW the games, they are not funny. I'm thinking that someone might be offended here. NO ONE appreciates you. Get that through your thick skull. I've seen a picture of you sunshine, and TRUST ME, you are not in my league. Not even close. If I actually cared what you think, I might be offended by what you post. Good thing I don't.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:24
"The daily boner pictures always makes me laugh." Speaking of which, The photo I posted of the Dobbs in the outhouse, with the bottle and can sign was purely original, and may be issued to boners-gratis. Pontius, you asshat! How you doin'?.
From: inthebeginning [(It Was Real Good)]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:30
From: lovehumor [lovehumor] Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:08 Thanks, In the beginning. This seems funny, but there have been times when I saw new boner pics put up everyday, for a while; then it stopped. And then it was up again, and stopped again. I wondered if it was problem with my server/computer or something... So you're saying this is how they regularly do business at boners? --------------------------------------------------------------- Who said anything about business...this is just fuckin' off!
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:30
Yer(whatever),, a nincompoop and people all around you.. ... KNOW it! Wrong dumbass! You are too funny! See the problem is I was a model and people automatically think that I'm a girly girl. I'm not. Think Danica Patrick. I can tear apart a motor faster than most people can make breakfast. I build machines for a living but everyone that sees me thinks that I'm afraid to get dirty. Which couldn't possibly be farther from the truth! Nice try though!
From: pontius
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:35
From: paradox [contradiction] Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:30 Yer(whatever),, a nincompoop and people all around you.. ... KNOW it! Wrong dumbass! You are too funny! See the problem is I was a model and people automatically think that I'm a girly girl. I'm not. Think Danica Patrick. I can tear apart a motor faster than most people can make breakfast. I build machines for a living but everyone that sees me thinks that I'm afraid to get dirty. Which couldn't possibly be farther from the truth! Nice try though! --- Ok, we got it. You're village people.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:36
1.NO ONE appreciates you. 2. Get that through your thick skull. 3.I've seen a picture of you sunshine, and TRUST ME, you are not in my league. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, !! OK... let me get this straight ,, 1. Yer fucking dead wrong dumbass! (yawns).. NEXT! 2. Heh heh heh,,, "thick skull".. 3. I ain't talkin LOOKES... sweethart... It's YER.. "brain".. on trial here. Not how "good" yer MUST lookE! BTW.. no use sayin hoe MUCH.. BETTER yer LOOKIN ,, unless yer can "prove" it. Do me a favor.. ..Send goyle yer REAL pic and HAVE him PROMISE ,,ON HIS ,, WORD of honor.. NOT to post it on the forum.. THAT way... Me , the rest of us.. Can BE.. SURE ta see ya! hehh hegh,,, cough.,, (NR...shakes his head) Ya know fer someone.. knows all about ME.. yer.. heh heh heh..uhhh still.. not SCORING too high,, on the OBJECTIVE end here! in last 7 exchanges,, yawn.. I'm gettin bored .. Let's see? heres what yer DESERVE fer yer lame "perspection"!.. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related Yawn bye ,, really..
From: inthebeginning [(It Was Real Good)]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:38
Paradox, Nice name. Pretty girl. Wrench Twister. Like Pretty Girl Want to Get Dirty. MMMMMMMM...Twist This.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:38
"I can tear apart a motor faster than most people can make breakfast. I build machines for a living but everyone that sees me thinks that I'm afraid to get dirty". ___________________________________________ Hear!Hear! I have the same "problem" with the same results. I think that it's a riot how often some of the male contingent believes that certain abilities are governed by the design of the plumbing of the lower quadrants of one's abdominal area.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:39
"smarter folks.. out there than you lamebrain!" Actually, I thought he was talking about me.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:42
..Send goyle yer REAL pic and HAVE him PROMISE ,,ON HIS ,, WORD of honor.. NOT to post it on the forum.. Be real here. I know this is a forum but do I actually seem that stupid? No offense to people that like goyle but let's face reality here. The agreement was that he kept personal information confidential. He did not do that. He didn't deserve to get paid for services he did not render. I'm going to get slammed seven ways to Sunday for saying this but I don't really give a shit. I don't even like Norace.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:46
I think that it's a riot how often some of the male contingent believes that certain abilities are governed by the design of the plumbing of the lower quadrants of one's abdominal area. Are you sure we weren't separated at birth? I couldn't have put that any better myself.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:47
think that it's a riot how often some of the male contingent believes that certain abilities are governed by the design of the plumbing of the lower quadrants of one's abdominal area. ........... yea,, Pouncy's got the same issues with ladyboys....
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:49
"certain abilities are governed by the design of the plumbing of the lower quadrants of one's abdominal area." I love it when you talk dirty.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:51
Are you sure we weren't separated at birth? I couldn't have put that any better myself. ////////////////////////////////// !! aaah.. ...so yer a chick! that's cool.. explains a few things, though... I say... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aHd2-3T5hV0&feature=related
From: pontius
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:51
Mark you stupid fuck, if you don't back off, I'll gather 10 of your posts and send them to your boss, Lynn D or so. Do not get the fucking stupid idea to address me again.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:55
Paradox, Goyle never did any of those things, to the best of my knowledge. If he had, I would agree with you. Other parties followed leads supplied by the Fucknut himself. I presume he furnished those leads on purpose, I have never known attention-sluts who enjoy obscurity (we do forensic work and it is axiomatic that the malfeasant-types prefer risking exposure to anonymity). We are dealing with a problem personality. The "Goyle Business" is a total fabrication. Rotten Legend 8746. That's why I don't feed the subject except when innocent partied are being maligned. I probably should not even do that.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:59
No offense GD, but I was on the forum when goyle sent the info. NR pissed goyle off really bad. I am not a person to take sides, but NR had it coming. He just doesn't seem to have the ability to shut up. It happened. I'm not saying who was right or who was wrong, but goyle is not someone I would want to piss off.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:05
I like Paradox, for his non-commital nature, Gargoyle, as a chilli lovin' douche...Pontius, as a Sickth wannabe,... Yo
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:05
LOL, Paradox. I love many men as friends. We share many of the same interests and there are really good ones out there. It's not even a physical thing, a fine erect penis is a joy to behold (even if of way too short a duration, an ephemeral event). But as far as depending on the poor darlings for emotional companionship and fulfillment, most have been so badly socialized that I would not attempt ir anymore than I would trust a Ferrari paint job to Earl Scheib.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:08
Sorry Paradox, I must have missed it -- What did the info consist of? All I knew about was an elaborate prank concocted with the assistance of T2 where no real info was ever released.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:09
But as far as depending on the poor darlings for emotional companionship and fulfillment, most have been so badly socialized that I would not attempt ir anymore than I would trust a Ferrari paint job to Earl Scheib. Can I use that? I'm being completely serious here. I can't remember the last time I've laughed so hard or agreed so completely.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:11
THREAT/// Do not get the fucking stupid idea to address me again. !! ...................... what dide yer say pouncy? I'm (NORACEJUSTHUMAN....GONNA NOW>>> be sure ta ADRESS YA a Whole SHIT load of times! LOL! ,... And I have yer drunkin threat ,, copied. like all the OTHERS! (yawn). We... already know ALL..about YOU..retard. But, pouncy, pouncy, pouncy....That was .. uhhh ' Fuckin mean, I think... Let;s see now/// I wonder if I'm(NR) .. not gonna "address" yer pathetic, bullyboy internet fucktard ass now that YOU THREATEN my.. JOB! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH , nitwit? ! (shakes head) Hey... FUCKER ps..... G O F O R I T! ya litl piece of fuckin shit., :0 Yer on my FUCKING RADAR SCREEN NOW <><>ASSHOLE! heh heh heh http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pjF_eDS6IjA
From: pontius
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:13
Quelle est cette chimère impuissante et stérile, Cette divinité que prêche à l'imbécile Un ramas odieux de prêtres imposteurs ? Veulent-ils me placer parmi leurs sectateurs ? Ah ! jamais, je le jure, et je tiendrai parole, Jamais cette bizarre et dégoûtante idole, Cet enfant de délire et de dérision Ne fera sur mon cœur la moindre impression. Content et glorieux de mon épicurisme, Je prétends expirer au sein de l'athéisme Et que l'infâme Dieu dont on veut m'alarmer Ne soit conçu par moi que pour le blasphémer. Oui, vaine illusion, mon âme te déteste, Et pour t'en mieux convaincre ici je le proteste, Je voudrais qu'un moment tu pusses exister Pour jouir du plaisir de te mieux insulter. Quel est-il en effet ce fantôme exécrable, Ce jean-foutre de Dieu, cet être épouvantable Que rien n'offre aux regards ni ne montre à l'esprit, Que l'insensé redoute et dont le sage rit, Que rien ne peint aux sens, que nul ne peut comprendre, Dont le culte sauvage en tous temps fit répandre Plus de sang que la guerre ou Thémis en courroux Ne purent en mille ans en verser parmi nous1 ? J'ai beau l'analyser, ce gredin déifique, J'ai beau l'étudier, mon œil philosophique Ne voit dans ce motif de vos religions Qu'un assemblage impur de contradictions Qui cède à l'examen sitôt qu'on l'envisage, Qu'on insulte à plaisir, qu'on brave, qu'on outrage, Produit par la frayeur, enfanté par l'espoir2, Que jamais notre esprit ne saurait concevoir, Devenant tour à tour, aux mains de qui l'érige, Un objet de terreur, de joie ou de vertige Que l'adroit imposteur qui l'annonce aux humains Fait régner comme il veut sur nos tristes destins, Qu'il peint tantôt méchant et tantôt débonnaire, Tantôt nous massacrant, ou nous servant de père, En lui prêtant toujours, d'après ses passions, Ses mœurs, son caractère et ses opinions : Ou la main qui pardonne ou celle qui nous perce. Le voilà, ce sot Dieu dont le prêtre nous berce.
From: pontius
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:14
Mais de quel droit celui que le mensonge astreint Prétend-il me soumettre à l'erreur qui l'atteint ? Ai-je besoin du Dieu que ma sagesse abjure Pour me rendre raison des lois de la nature ? En elle tout se meut, et son sein créateur Agit à tout instant sans l'aide d'un moteur3. A ce double embarras gagné-je quelque chose ? Ce Dieu, de l'univers démontre-t-il la cause ? S'il crée, il est créé, et me voilà toujours Incertain, comme avant, d'adopter son recours. Fuis, fuis loin de mon cœur, infernale imposture ; Cède, en disparaissant, aux lois de la nature Elle seule a tout fait, tu n'es que le néant Dont sa main nous sortit un jour en nous créant. Évanouis-toi donc, exécrable chimère ! Fuis loin de ces climats, abandonne la terre Où tu ne verras plus que des cœurs endurcis Au jargon mensonger de tes piteux amis ! Quant à moi, j'en conviens, l'horreur que je te porte Est à la fois si juste, et si grande, et si forte, Qu'avec plaisir, Dieu vil, avec tranquillité, Que dis-je ? avec transport, même avec volupté, Je serais ton bourreau, si ta frêle existence Pouvait offrir un point à ma sombre vengeance, Et mon bras avec charme irait jusqu'à ton cœur De mon aversion te prouver la rigueur. Mais ce serait en vain que l'on voudrait t'atteindre, Et ton essence échappe à qui veut la contraindre. Ne pouvant t'écraser, du moins, chez les mortels, Je voudrais renverser tes dangereux autels Et démontrer à ceux qu'un Dieu captive encore Que ce lâche avorton que leur faiblesse adore N'est pas fait pour poser un terme aux passions.
From: pontius
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:14
Ô mouvements sacrés, fières impressions, Soyez à tout jamais l'objet de nos hommages, Les seuls qu'on puisse offrir au culte des vrais sages, Les seuls en tous les temps qui délectent leur cœur, Les seuls que la nature offre à notre bonheur ! Cédons à leur empire, et que leur violence, Subjuguant nos esprits sans nulle résistance, Nous fasse impunément des lois de nos plaisirs Ce que leur voix prescrit suffit à nos désirs4. Quel que soit le désordre où leur organe entraîne, Nous devons leur céder sans remords et sans peine, Et, sans scruter nos lois ni consulter nos mœurs, Nous livrer ardemment à toutes les erreurs Que toujours par leurs mains nous dicta la nature. Ne respectons jamais que son divin murmure ; Ce que nos vaines lois frappent en tous pays Est ce qui pour ses plans eut toujours plus de prix. Ce qui paraît à l'homme une affreuse injustice N'est sur nous que l'effet de sa main corruptrice, Et quand, d'après nos mœurs, nous craignons de faillir, Nous ne réussissons qu'à la mieux accueillir5. Ces douces actions que vous nommez des crimes, Ces excès que les sots croient illégitimes, Ne sont que les écarts qui plaisent à ses yeux, Les vices, les penchants qui la délectent mieux ; Ce qu'elle grave en nous n'est jamais que sublime ; En conseillant l'horreur, elle offre la victime Frappons-la sans frémir, et ne craignons jamais D'avoir, en lui cédant, commis quelques forfaits. Examinons la foudre en ses mains sanguinaires Elle éclate au hasard, et les fils, et les pères, Les temples, les bordels, les dévots, les bandits, Tout plaît à la nature : il lui faut des délits. Nous la servons de même en commettant le crime Plus notre main l'étend et plus elle l'estime6. Usons des droits puissants qu'elle exerce sur nous En nous livrant sans cesse aux plus monstrueux goûts7. Aucun n'est défendu par ses lois homicides, Et l'inceste, et le viol, le vol, les parricides, Les plaisirs de Sodome et les jeux de Sapho, Tout ce qui nuit à l'homme ou le plonge au tombeau, N'est, soyons-en certains, qu'un moyen de lui plaire. En renversant les dieux, dérobons leur tonnerre Et détruisons avec ce foudre étincelant Tout ce qui nous déplaît dans un monde effrayant. N'épargnons rien surtout : que ses scélératesses Servent d'exemple en tout à nos noires prouesses. Il n'est rien de sacré : tout dans cet univers Doit plier sous le joug de nos fougueux travers8. Plus nous multiplierons, varierons l'infamie, Mieux nous la sentirons dans notre âme affermie, Doublant, encourageant nos cyniques essais, Pas à pas chaque jour nous conduire aux forfaits. Après les plus beaux ans si sa voix nous rappelle, En nous moquant des dieux retournons auprès d'elle Pour nous récompenser son creuset nous attend ; Ce que prit son pouvoir, son besoin nous le rend. Là tout se reproduit, là tout se régénère ; Des grands et des petits la putain est la mère, Et nous sommes toujours aussi chers à ses yeux, Monstres et scélérats que bons et vertueux.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:16
Well GD if it was an elaborate prank it also must have been one hell of a coincidence. People started posting his name, where he worked, pictures of his subdivision. If it was a hoax all I have to say is that it was one hell of a hoax. If goyle is that good I want his email. I can think of MANY people that deserve this treatment. I'll even post my email in my bio so he can have it.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:19
I'm not makin this shit up GD,, ..... sorry.. I wouldn't defend yer friend on this one... he fucked up bad. And fer NO ..GOOD reason,.. (sighs) ...*Reposted////I(NR) will not RELEASE all of our mail together, NOR will I ,, STILL .. reveal his NAME! I ., PROMISED .. him I would never.... And he(goyle) SURE .. DOESN'T DESERVE my respect either.. (spits) From original .. COPY I possess, along with 7 more... (shakes head) *Mark.................................... Just a fast note to let you know, I got the mail. My word is still good, last I knew so no worries there. On Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 7:19 PM, wrote: Hello (goyle)... Long time... Hey , I will make this bet with RF (I'm serious) . I think if you get this , you'll have my email.. ///. Even though you turned me ito a blue thingi.. (sniff ) I still hope my trust in you is as warrented as my "gut" tells me. My address is /// HOME phone is //// .. Anyway.. I'm on fer this with RF and you can tell him I always honor my bets.. I think he;s nut to bet on McCain , but.. sure, I'll take his money Between the lines here, I'm sure he's a cool guy.. Too bad we are always "fighting" on rotten. Please keep this personal info to yourself , as always.. But WHEN RF LOSES and he wants to REALLY pay me , You can give him my address (I hope this doesn't backfire on me) So I can collect. (I would imagine you would need a 100 buck (helper fee) outta my winnings if he really pays me,, In the unlikely event McCain wins, I will swallow hard and pay UP.. (I can pull together a grand with only 2 extra incentive shifts, so it's not a big whoop fer me. I am so SURE of this that I even take a large bet like this.. I sure hope he pays up. Remember 100 bucks to you fer helping. :0 Anyway, thanks agin (goyle). From Mark (blue box) , hopefully still yer friend on rotten .. give me a line back to tell me what you think. Bye dude.
From: pontius
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:21
Well, you're all witnesses that fucknut specifically asked me to "go for it", meaning I have his ok to send his boss some of the idiotic posts he smears around here. I have his full name as well as his bosses full name, including email. Fucknut, you know I'm not cheap enough to do that, but stop provoking me.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:22
Pontius I do have one question. OK make that two. Why do you do this when there are so few that appreciate it and why do you do it in one of the languages I can't understand? NO FAIR! LOL I'm only messing with you. If you would do it in Hungarian or Spanish though it would really help.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:25
Fucknut, you know I'm not cheap enough to do that, but stop provoking me. NR doesn't know how to stop provoking, it's in his nature. Haven't you figured that out yet?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:26
I have no monopoly on the "truth". But here goes: After NR claimed that no one could find him and dared them to, T2 invented a secret source who had access to normally unavailable info, and by guess work (NR had given his occupation, place of employment on the Forum). She and Goyle and third party (I don't remember, maybe RF) convinced Fucknut that they had real info and he began giving away a lot of cues while whining and screaming he had been betrayed. There might be more to it, but it has not been high on my list of curiosities, LOL.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:27
This forum has gone completely to shit, with the exception of a few reasonable people. Why do the dumbfucks who shall not be named have to ruin it for everyone else? At least my insane ramblings have the potential to be entertaining, or at least marginally legible from time to time.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:33
There might be more to it, but it has not been high on my list of curiosities, LOL. OH MY GOD! You have a life outside of here? Don't tell NR, he will be green with envy. Holy Shit I am overtired. My sarcasm mode has kicked into full swing. Believe it or not, I have a life outside of here too! In all seriousness GD let me know when you are going to be back on here. You crack me up!
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:34
Paradox, if you ever leave an addy, I'll be very glad to drop you a note. THis has been a real pleasure. (thinking: "Hungarian or Spanish", quite a transeuropean combo).
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:35
Obviously NR has something against women. Things that make you go HMMMMM .............. !! BOY! Do you got ,, NORACE WRONG, BABY! I;m married 31 years , same wonderful woman, got THREE beautiful and SMART adult daughters.... I WORK with ,, and with mm CLOSELY .. all kinds of.. well .. WOMEN! NORACE .. LOVES women! Just ask! Really! I say yer a "chick" fer a completely different reason..! funny too,,! BTW.. no harm intended.. just a crazy nonsense,,,theory.. Anyway! I luv ya baby! IN,, FACT.. THIS... SONG.. IS,,, NR! Really! I'm.. a teddy bear! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=R42Q-uoObK0&feature=related
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:36
At least my insane ramblings have the potential to be entertaining, or at least marginally legible from time to time. Sometimes they are entertaining and sometimes they even make sense. That's more than NR has ever been able to do and I do remember the time that you actually tried to help him with his posting. We all know you failed, but shit, at least you tried. LOL
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:37
Hope ya puked Clitus...Plus, if in fact, you, Onelove were's Canadian, ... You would have mentioned eh atooned! Yank.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:40
(thinking: "Hungarian or Spanish", quite a transeuropean combo). Hell yes. Blame my ancestors, the freaks. I learned to speak Hungarian when I was 5. My great great grandmother thought it was important that I learned the swear words first. Just to give you an idea of what my relatives are like. Well I guess I could never accuse them of being boring.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:45
I have no monopoly on the "truth". But here goes: After NR claimed that no one could find ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; GD. YER SURE .. don't have a clue , honey... ...Yer sure don't/// ask (.)(.)s too,... she .. uhhh SAID .. I .. SAID I "couldn;t be found".. (shakes head) Norace never said that. Anyone can find anyone , i suppose.. I don't know WHY.. YOU or anyone ,, would ,.,WANT to? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, In fact ..PLEEEESE/// I don't .. really think.. I "needed a lesson" .. "taught" ta me, I(Noracejusthuman) HAVE THE ENTIRE .. EXCHANGE yer "referring to"..OF COURSE >> COPIED>> fer ya .. and thanks .. a little ta duder fer it! You will see,, (.)(.)s too came "up the idea"! Really! Besides, GD.. Yer still don't do shit like that, do ya?... and ..I thought yer were grown up too,, (shakes head) . what the fuck ever,,,baby
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:46
A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say "willytop". The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is "Willytop". The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was "Willytop". The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living room. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was "Willytop". The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is "Willytop". The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was "Willytop". The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of "willytop". What does it mean, sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are walking across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both. The moral of the story? look both ways when crossing the street, especially outside a bar at night.
From: pontius
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:47
Mancher gibt sich viele Müh' Mit dem lieben Federvieh; Einesteils der Eier wegen, Welche diese Vögel legen, Zweitens: weil man dann und wann Einen Braten essen kann; Drittens aber nimmt man auch Ihre Federn zum Gebrauch In die Kissen und die Pfühle, Denn man liegt nicht gerne kühle. -
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:49
GD: I never fucked a fortnight. You must be sore. Paradox: Never played Fear, but I can bust through HL in about an hour on Hard. It's been a while though, I've forgotten a lot of the level layouts. There are some people who can beat it in 25 minutes or some ridiculous shit like that, but they miss most of the game and use a lot of scripting/design bugs to do it.
From: pontius
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:50
If Americans had GD's brain, and 1/5th of ABC's political attention span, I'd probably not think that you're a bunch of retarded monkey fucking idiots.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:53
The fastest I've ever gotten through Half Life is 45 minutes. No cheats. Fear, Oh screw that game. Have you ever tried to beat that little bitch? She is just evil. If you want a vulgar, violent game then Fear is for you. Trust me on that one.
From: pontius
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:54
Ihrer Hühner waren drei Und ein stolzer Hahn dabei. - Max und Moritz dachten nun: Was ist hier jetzt wohl zu tun? - -Ganz geschwinde, eins, zwei, drei, Schneiden sie sich Brot entzwei,
From: pontius
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:55
In vier Teile, jedes Stück Wie ein kleiner Finger dick. Diese binden sie an Fäden, Übers Kreuz, ein Stück an jeden, Und verlegen sie genau In den Hof der guten Frau. Kaum hat dies der Hahn gesehen, Fängt er auch schon an zu krähen:
From: abyss
Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:57
Norace! Why do you do it? Why the constant ramble? You make a noise but there’s no sound. In the short time you have been here, you have managed to reveal your name, your picture, your family, your work and where you live. All of this damage and you haven’t said a GODDAMN thing. Hope it was worth it. Was in a car accident today folks. Got rear ended by a semi. The idiot in front of me just stopped to let a dump truck out onto the road, I stopped but the truck behind me had nowhere to go. So I became a sandwich. The semi hit me and I hit the car in front of me. I am fine. The car I think is a right off. Though it still drives fine. I think the chassis is twisted. Know more tomorrow. Just glad my family wasn’t in there.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:01
So when things go all to shit (like they are going to) I can not be blamed. I really don't think that it would have really mattered who we voted for because so many people in this country are just uneducated simpletons so it wouldn't really matter. Anyone that thinks any of this makes a difference is in denial.
From: pontius
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:01
It doesn't matter, paradox. America voted for a monkey. You see, a white nation invading a red country, enslaving black people and then voting for one of them... ...? Fuck me, that's like asking for being assraped yet claiming not to be gay. (I mean that in the weak gay way, GD, not in the person-who-decided-what-is-good-way).
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:04
Paradox: The most painful game I've ever played has got to be ADOM. It's graphically non existent, but it runs in the Linux terminal so that's awesome in and of itself. I don't know how people beat that shit. It's fun, but it's more frustrating than a heretofore unnamed individual on this forum. The fact that when you die your character dies permanently kind of makes it more of a bitch than it needs to be...you can spend 40 hours getting a pimp character to the endgame only to die from some bullshit acid trap or . The worst is when a greater moloch (demon possessed 12 foot animated armor) picks up a dropped moloch's armor and equips it, causing an integer overflow and giving that monster infinite speed. Death ensues with surprising rapidity. Getting hit with a confusion attack while on a bridge and not knowing how to swim sucks ass as well. "The Lich mumbles arcane formulae. Some kind of force seems to attack your mind. You are confused! You stagger... You fall in to the water! You are drowning! You are too confused to swim properly. You die..."
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:05
Hey Abyss let them write it off. If your car is worth more than what is owed on it, it might be in your best interests to just let them take it. If the frame is twisted,let it go. Seriously. You would not believe the problems you will end up with in the future if you don't. Just saying.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:13
Not bad GD! Not bad at all. My keyboard sucks so I'll have to do the best with the one I've got. Jo estet kivanok! Viszontlatasra! Until then!
From: abyss
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:15
It is up to the panel beaters tomorrow Paradox. Like that name was going to use it myself, but I am glad that you have it. I knew you were a chick from post one. Chicks write differently. Anyway yes I don’t mind them writing it off. I own the vehicle but they take the price from a blue book? Market value. I don’t think I will get much since it is a 91 model. Not really my call, it has to be assessed, and then it is in the hands of the insurance company. I dont get much say, if they can fix it they will. If they say no they keep the car and give me a cheque. And I lose thousands. Because they only give you market value. No I did not have my car insured. It really wasn’t worth it. It is the interior the headers and pipe, the wheels. That alone is worth more than the car, about $7000.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:18
If it's a 91 and there is that much damage I can pretty much guarantee that it's going to be a write off. Might work in your favor. It's happened to me once or twice (OK TWICE).
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:20
Shit ABC that's fucking hilarious coming from you! I understand that I haven't been posting for very long, but I've been reading a LOOOOONNNNG time.
From: abyss
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:23
Yep, that’s my theory too Paradox. Will see tomorrow. Has anyone played Call of Duty 4? I was going to buy it and a new PS3. It looks pretty awesome on Utube.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:26
"Has anyone played Call of Duty 4? I was going to buy it and a new PS3. It looks pretty awesome on Utube." Jesus Murphy. (sorry for laling)
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:30
" Ralph, no one wants to hear about that conspiracy shit anymore. They're assholes and they own a shitload of assets. Nothing more needs to be said. " I gess...hoW Old arr you---etc- fol.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:31
Oh come on ABC COD4 is fun, admit it. Fallout 3 might be better but that doesn't take away from the shit you can blow up on that game. You know this.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:31
Send goyle yer REAL pic and HAVE him PROMISE ,,ON HIS ,, WORD of honor.. NOT to post it on the forum.. "Be real here. I know this is a forum but do I actually seem that stupid? " ,,,,,,,,,,,, LOL! heh heh heh ! !! One last thing before I MUST<,,go! Only a chick (usually) can be unintentionally on her part... THE PERFECT .. Straight man. Check out what she told Norace! Now check out.. What NR said! (shakes head) heh coughs,,, anyway...Thanks,, me lady@! Fer PROVING me RIGHT agin! This ,.,IS TOO GOOD to ignore! So, ,as Abyss,, also mentioned..about CHICKS! In fact from NR's,,VAST experience with all kind of chicks, pretty. pretty ugly, fat. skinny,, mean, black , white etc., .,..MOST too nice, straight, gay.,.. even transgenders!!.. This being said by ME.. .Chicks as rule.. are not AS GOOD ,, comedians.. (ducks rightous shit thrown my way) Mrsnorace has RUINed more jokes than i care to recall So uhhhmm .. Paradox? "do i actually seem that stupid?" Yep! noc .
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:35
Can anyone decipher that last post for me? He seemed to be talking to me but I can't seem to dumb down enough to be able to understand the point ( if there was one ) that he was trying to make.
From: abyss
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:35
“Call of Duty 4 is great, just so you know.” Very green with envy. Just so you know. Commie it is the only in modern warfare, the others a WW2. I never played PS3, don’t have one. Only watched on Utube. Word is that the BEST game ever made is Killzone 2.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:40
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:26 "I've been reading a LOOOOONNNNG time. " Slow reader huh ? Me too, I usually stick to colouring books or Norace's posts these days. He was responding to my post. So don't get your undies in a bunch OK?
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:42
Send goyle yer REAL pic and HAVE him PROMISE ,,ON HIS ,, WORD of honor.. NOT to post it on the forum.. "Be real here. I know this is a forum but do I actually seem that stupid? " ,,,,,,,,,,,, LOL! heh heh heh ! !! One last thing before I MUST<,,go! Only a chick (usually) can be unintentionally on her part... THE PERFECT .. Straight man. Check out what she told Norace! Now check out.. What NR said! (shakes head) heh coughs,,, anyway...Thanks,, me lady@! Fer PROVING me RIGHT agin! This ,.,IS TOO GOOD to ignore! So, ,as Abyss,, also mentioned..about CHICKS! In fact from NR's,,VAST experience with all kind of chicks, pretty. pretty ugly, fat. skinny,, mean, black , white etc., .,..MOST too nice, straight, gay.,.. even transgenders!!.. This being said by ME.. .Chicks as rule.. are not AS GOOD ,, comedians.. (ducks rightous shit thrown my way) Mrsnorace has RUINed more jokes than i care to recall So uhhhmm .. Paradox? "do i actually seem that stupid?" Yep! noc . Sorry ABC but IT was talking to me.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:44
"What time is it there? I will actually be shocked if you answer," Then prepare for a shock. It is 8.55 A.M. A foggy morning here in the hill country. I am a Nintendo fan boy myself ( fan wrinkly would be more accurate). I don't like violent games and see little point in looking at pixilated titties wobbling in unatural fashion just so 14 year old boys can have a quick wank in the living room. Now, Princess Peach, there's a hottie, though , actually, I find "Daisy" more arousing. And Yoshi.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:47
I'm not blocking anyone. I'm simply stating that there is no poster by the name of norace on here. Savvy? Got it ABC. Sorry, my fault entirely. Dammit.
From: abyss
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:48
S’up Ralph? “Can anyone decipher that last post for me?” It said how much he admired you. Then clear static. Commie after I say this I won’t mention it anymore. The ultimate in conspiracy is 15. Look in the direction of Mexico, relation Caves. You are smart, you will find it.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:49
Paradox, take your own very good advice, it's hard, the temptation may be strong. Be stronger. That's no shit. Sometimes we all slip. I apologize to everyone. Sorry. :(
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:52
It is 8.55 A.M. A foggy morning here in the hill country. I am a Nintendo fan boy myself ( fan wrinkly would be more accurate). I don't like violent games and see little point in looking at pixilated titties wobbling in unatural fashion just so 14 year old boys can have a quick wank in the living room. 8:55 holy cow! Did you ever get the chance to play Colecovision or Intellivision?
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:55
"Colecovision or Intellivision" No idea what you are talking about there . The surprising thing is that, at any given moment, it is 8.55 A.M. somewhere in the world all the time ! Isn't that amazing !
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:57
O.K. a quick googling has brought me up to snuff on Colecovision. Before my time. I only got into games with Pokemon in about 1994. Apart from having been really, really bad at the original Space Invaders back in the 70s.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:00
And yes I realize that it's 5:00 somewhere, which enables many people to continue to be alcoholics. You've really never heard of Intellivision? How old are you? If you haven't heard of that you missed out. It was cool before the Atari craze.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:02
I , basically, missed most of the late 1970s-mid 80s, had no television or radio, didn't read newspapers and had no money to waste on stuff. It was quite nice actually.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:04
I wonder what happens if some great event happens in Australia or somewhere. Do they go and wake the President and tell him. Probably not in Bush's case.Not worth the effort.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:05
Yeah if you didn't start to 1994, I believe they were bankrupt by then. I keep searching for one of those systems so I can show my son what video games were like when I was a kid. Those little shits have NO idea! Everyone thinks I'm such a cool mom, when its just me wanting to play the games. My son don't care as long as he gets the games. Lucky little shit!
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:09
Paradox, if you want to show your kid retro then get a Wii, you can download all sorts of old shit for a few pounds ( bucks or whatever). Not quite as old as the stuff you are talking about but back to the late 80s at least .
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:09
Sorry for not hiting on Parodox... Consider yourself hermetically sealed(that means fukd). (bich)
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:11
Most of the old games are shit though and SO FRIGGING HARD ! Jump, die, jump, die, jump die...etc. They make them much too easy these days. I haven't thrown a controller across the room in YEARS ! Where's the fun in that ?
From: abyss
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:13
Even OG has more gaming experience that I. The shame. It is good I live in the lucky county OG. I can walk where I want. I have an entire continent to roam as I please. No place on earth has this much freedom. Sad to say.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:15
Paradox, if you want to show your kid retro then get a Wii, you can download all sorts of old shit for a few pounds ( bucks or whatever). Not quite as old as the stuff you are talking about but back to the late 80s at least . Already ahead of you. I've introduced him to Mario Brothers. Finally a game I can kick his butt in! When I was investigating the Wii I found all of the older games. They kick ass! My son has cried FOUL because these are games that I have way more experience in then him. Well I say TOO BAD
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:16
True abyss, however you also have an overabundance of poisonous critters. For Heaven's sake when even the ducks are deadly you have to start worrying. Besides you can THEORETICALLY,wander where you want but there are many places where your survival chances would be pretty dicey, aren't there ? Downtown Melbourne on a Saturday night, for example.
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:17
They make them much too easy these days. I haven't thrown a controller across the room in YEARS ! Where's the fun in that ? And here I thought I was the only one! I don't feel special anymore! Only kidding. But I have been known to throw a controller or two ( OK maybe 3)
From: paradox
[contradiction]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:22
Hey Abyss, how 'bout some of those herpes' photos'? (l). Wait, What? NO! Eeew. No thanks. I guess maybe I should ask what you're talking about before jumping to conclusions.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:23
"My son has cried FOUL because these are games that I have way more experience in then him. Well I say TOO BAD " Same with my daughter. She has FINALLY found a game she can beat me in ( the Wii Super Smash Brothers) after all these years. I can't keep up with those fast little paws these days. Time to hang up my controllers.
From: abyss
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:23
“Downtown Melbourne on a Saturday night, for example.” Too true. Avoid Sydney as well. Perth is the best. Adelaide is the cleanest. The Northern part of Australia is the place to be. One word, Awesome! What's wrong Ralph?
From: abyss
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:36
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/ Arguably our best news station. The shock of the accident has kicked in, so I am out. Abyss out.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 02:42
3:54 am New Mexico I need to take a wizz Thought everyone needed to know , it seems to be the "fad' as of late. It's now 3:55 am New Mexico I may pass gas. Updates later. ( how sad some are , maybe I can join the "tard" club )
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 03:03
11.16, bored with Japanese site. Can't find picture of gal with most amazing pubes ever. Like a hedgehog, standing out at 90 degrees from the pelvic area. I would find that quite off putting , I think. A bit like having sexual relations with Sonic.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 03:03
4:15 am New Mexico Did pass gas , waited to make sure it didn't "follow" me. Going back to bed. Will try to sleep and deny I snore. I am writing NO checks. Dark outside. No sun. My God , how do people do this 10000 times in a year? Post just pure BULLSHIT?
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 03:08
11.20 Just read conspiracies post "just pure BULLSHIT? " All goes to plan. The earthlings are yet to discover our secret communications. All hail Traflamadore. Norace eats black jew butt.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 03:13
oh hell, i bookmarked hippiegoddess long ago, and abbywinters too. finest pubes and armpit hair this side of Madonna.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 03:14
Normal pubes I can deal with. It's "freak" pubes that make me all icky. Really thick ones are the worst. I came across the Uberpube in a urinal ( an urinal ?) in Hawaii. It was practically thicker than my winkie. Imagine having pubes so stiff that they poke right through your fruits of the looms !
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 03:17
I'm guessing that Nigella has some husky pubes to go with that fat booty.  That, my friends, is a whole lot of woman. She can cook, too.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 03:23
And black people's pubes. I don't think I'd care for them. Probably a bit "coconutty" too. Nope. English pubes only for me. Sorry Sandy, I wouldn't even be tempted by Welsh pubes, on account of all the lanolin which is difficult to get out.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 03:50
"Anyone remember the Monkey For President flash cartoons by CampChaos about 6 years ago? They took the damn things off the internets for some unknown reason ..." Mmmm.. I wonder why?
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 03:54
From: abyss Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:23 “Downtown Melbourne on a Saturday night, for example.” Too true. Avoid Sydney as well. Perth is the best. Adelaide is the cleanest. The Northern part of Australia is the place to be. One word, Awesome! What's wrong Ralph --------------------------------------------- I live in Pert/ Bubury. Perth is getting spoilt by all the people coming from over east because its so good then wanting to turn it into another Sydney and Melbourne and Gold Coast. Idiots who cant see the irony. Good thing is that its so isolated, as far away from the Feds as you can get. Trouble is there are to many holes in the vermin proof fence letting those eastern staters in. Adelaide OK but too full of churchs and essentially a down market melbourne. UP North is too hot, dry and dirty. Spent 3 months in Newman. Twemperature over 43 centigrade every day. On the coast its sticky and humid and awful,. Same with Darwin. Best place is Tassie if you can put up with the cold, lovely green rolling hills, mountains and forrests, scenery like you wouldnt believe. Place has stayed nice and small and really hasn't changed since the 60's but got modern attitudes. Nice and small and human sized. Best of all a giant moat between melbourne and them
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 04:12
From: pontius Date: 16-Nov-2008 22:51 Mark you stupid fuck, if you don't back off, I'll gather 10 of your posts and send them to your boss, Lynn D or so. Do not get the fucking stupid idea to address me again. ------------------------------ I'm sure Norace's boss would love an invite to Rotten.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 04:18
On the other hand, what Norace posts here is of no concern to his boss or work colleagues. If he was the president of the United States it could have ramifications, but a nurse, no.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 04:34
Well I was shopping for a new car, which one's me? A cool convertible or an SUV Too bad I didn't know my credit was whacked 'Cause now I'm driving off the lot in a used subcompact F-R-E-E that spells freecredit report.com baby Saw their ads on my tv Thought about goin' but was too lazy Now instead of flyin' rolling phat, My legs are stickin' to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at F-R-E-E that spells free,credit report.com baby!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 04:35
Bruce - you are a day late and a dollar short -- that site is no longer in service. But thanks for posting so that I can block you again.
From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 04:38
@munchkin, Good morning, From a long time I've been trying to post the first on fFA but never succeeded yet. all I want is to post the first on FFA with this post ____________________________________ *All References related to ponti..  ____________________________________ since you get lucky to post the first on most of the FFAs I've seen so do me a favor, next time copy paste above thing for me on your first post
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 04:40
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this resturant? It's all because some HACKER stole my identity So now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea I shoulda gone to Free Credit Report dot com I coulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credit and send you email alerts So you don't end up aelling fish to tourists in T-Shirts
From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 04:41
------------------------------------------Quote---\ | studgerbil [Stud] ---------------------------- 17-Nov-2008 04:35 Bruce - you are a day late and a dollar short -- that site is no longer in service. But thanks for posting so that I can block you again. ___________________________________________________/ that means you clicked on my picture to see what it contains, I know you like my posts very much. but you've to pretend to be blocking me to get accepted by the gargoyle & co.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 04:45
When you're a rock star You get to party hard Champagne and caviar Tricked out exotic cars It's just how I thought it would be Except the party's Cause some punk opened a credit card with my I.D. Free what? Free credit report dot com Thats the site i'm gonna hit When I get home They know how credit works They send email alerts Now i'm finding out How bad reality hurts
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 05:12
** BLOCK THEN. uh.. theM? Did ya mean theM, genius? Lemme tell ya something, Sidis.. I'm waking up. Got it? I'm trying to sippeth the coffee, beeotch. Don't be talkin bout mah rzr, kk.. k? If you were half the loving wife you thought you were.. I'd be getting HEAD right about now. As a matter of fact, I'd have gotten head in the last year or so! Silly bitch. You gonna get the penisizer tonight! I'm going to block your vagina hole! I'm going to turn your box blue, and black. You dun pissed me off. And I'm not using the rzr cause I'm coding the other script (the in-thread poster).. and I can't use that with the block script. Wait a second.. bitch, why don't you just walk into the next room and talk your shit? I'll bite your fuckin nipples off!
From: bushpig
[Just a bit feral!]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 05:37
From: abyss Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:23 “Downtown Melbourne on a Saturday night, for example.” Too true. Avoid Sydney as well. Perth is the best. Adelaide is the cleanest. The Northern part of Australia is the place to be. One word, Awesome! ******** I know no one really gives a toss, but I have to disagree with you there Abyss. Northern Oz is a cun..er prick of a place to live, thats why Im hightailing it out of here in 2 weeks! Matter of fact, its 11.21pm here in Darwin and I really should go to bed before I get eaten by something bitey that likes to chew on chicks with hairy fingers
From: numbnuts [peckerhead]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 05:53
Paradox: You are a fresh breath of air on this forum. Now if Fucknut would go shoot himself this forum would be quite fun. By the way Paradox about where in Wisconsin do you reside.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 06:58
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 17-Nov-2008 04:30 Fucknut has one defender on this site, and it's Sandy. Figures. -------------------------------------------- Not so much of a "defender" as an "agent provocateur". Remember the nasty little twit who would egg on the class moron and then make sure the teach would see him and punish hell out of him? Or pass around a sketch of an ejaculating prick with a written caption of how disgusting it is to draw shit like that? That's the Munchkin.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 07:23
"I'm a 34 year old woman looking to meet men and women between the ages of 18 and 100." From a South African "dating" advert. Now that's what I call casting your net widely !
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 07:27
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 17-Nov-2008 07:23 "I'm a 34 year old woman looking to meet men and women between the ages of 18 and 100." From a South African "dating" advert. Now that's what I call casting your net widely ! ========= Catch plenty of bottom-feeders that way.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 07:39
aww, shucks. it could have proved entertaining to watch. it's just as well. i'm not really for that kinda "thang" anyway.
From: sp00k
Date: 17-Nov-2008 07:57
paradox [contradiction] Member Since: Friday, June 6 2008 Comments: 97 Bio: Live in the great big cesspool of Wisconsin. ==== Milwaukee
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:03
i think it was your fault. talking about orgies. anyway, dinner was great. pork chops, roasted potatoes, mixed veggies. my little guy made cookies with gramma for dessert. now i'm trying to make a wish list (as requested by sister and mom) for christmas. i hate trying to think of things i want or need. i'd rather just buy them myself. how are things with you? oh, hey sp00kie!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:05
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 17-Nov-2008 04:14 I'm sure Norace will seek revenge if you email his boss. From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 17-Nov-2008 04:18 On the other hand, what Norace posts here is of no concern to his boss or work colleagues. If he was the president of the United States it could have ramifications, but a nurse, no. ..................... !! Correct ... I can post here without FEAR.. like anyone else. EVEN as a RN! soooo. I'm WAAAAAAAAAAAY ahead of ya Sandy. After the great way Norace has been treated here on the site thus far.. ALL the PROPER authorities are Quite AWARE of all my "friends" on rotten and what they've ACTUALLY done and CONTINUE to THREATEN ,, me. (like last night, right Pouncy?).. IN reponse to being .. JUST soooooooooo... ...ANGRY at the Norace personna's clever posts! And,,, That is ALL Norace does.. Post! That's.. ALL I do. I don't THREATEN, i don't spend my time "tryin" to TRACK all of ya down. I don't lie ,I don't bully, betray ... and I don't censor, I just have fun with .. W O R D S! Really! and I don't FEEL I have to.. C O N T R O L others and/or their ACTIONS! I'm just the King of me, baby!@ ;) I(NR) just don't give a shit, And... much more importantly.... It ain't none of my beeswax,..(yers either). Thanks to alla ya that .. wanna make... Norace.. Part of yer .. Beeswax!Q here on rotten! LOl! (shakes head) (sighs, yawns and goes back to sleep)
From: sp00k
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:10
Hey OL - i think it was your fault. talking about orgies. I think it was all this talk about dinner.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:10
My wish list: d5100t series Operating system Genuine Windows Vista Ultimate with Service Pack 1 (64-bit) Processor Intel(R) Core(TM) 2 Quad processor Q9550 (2.83GHz) Memory 8GB DDR2-800MHz dual channel SDRAM (4x2048) Graphics card 1GB NVIDIA GeForce 9800GT, 2 DVI, HDMI adapter Hard drive 1TB 7200 rpm SATA 3Gb/s hard drive Networking Premium Wireless-N LAN card and Bluetooth(R ) Primary DVD/CD drive Blu-ray writer & Lightscribe SuperMulti DVD burner Secondary DVD/CD drive 16x max. DVD-ROM Front Productivity Ports 15-in-1 memory card reader, 2 USB, 1394, audio Sound Card Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi Titanium Keyboard and Mouse HP wireless keyboard and HP wireless optical mouse
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:12
well, since it's so exciting here, i think i'm going to have some brunch, then take a nap. i'm ahead in work, and i think that's a good idea.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:14
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:12 well, since it's so exciting here, i think i'm going to have some brunch, then take a nap. i'm ahead in work, and i think that's a good idea. ========= Later OL
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:15
bah! that's crazy hera. they were all gone right after you started with the orgy talk. dinner was discussed after that. you have quite a specific wish list there. i noticed that your man-lingerie was not on there with the size and desired colour. how the hell am i supposed to shop early to ship it in time without this necessary information?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:16
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:15 bah! that's crazy hera. they were all gone right after you started with the orgy talk. dinner was discussed after that. you have quite a specific wish list there. i noticed that your man-lingerie was not on there with the size and desired colour. how the hell am i supposed to shop early to ship it in time without this necessary information? ======= You should know my lingerie size by now OL!
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:17
i will get brunch and stay on while i stuff my face. THEN i will have my much deserved nap. this is probably really boring to everyone else, but oh well. there are only so many things that can be said about a kid with that many damn toes.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:20
i noticed that your man-lingerie was not on there with the size and desired colour. how the hell am i supposed to shop early to ship it in time without this necessary information? ............ Well if nobody else will step up to the plate.. I will. . My (NR),,,size is medium waist 34, ..BOXERS only , please!Q silk would be nice,,, earth colors.. blue and green are good! yer prob already have the address ... ...like most of the world now! (yawn( ;)
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:40
norace, i really have nothing against you, though i do find your posts very difficult to read. it is beyond my comprehension how you can continue to post in this manner despite the seemingly unanimous negative feedback from the others. you only make it worse by trying to rationalize your motive by claiming that this is some sort of research and further implying that you are somehow smarter than the rest of us. i cannot fathom that anyone with any degree of meaningful intelligence would intentionally post like this. i think i know where the "alien from earth" portion of your identity comes from. your posts are definitely indicative of some other life form thought process. there has got to be something fundamentally wrong with you to seem to thrive on all of this negativity, and to continue begging for it. all of this makes you seem totally oblivious to any form of rational thought, and therefore not at all credible in your assertion of conducting some form of research in this forum. as for any undies, i'm afraid that i won't be sending you any.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:47
also, norace -- just so you know: gargoyle has had my real photo in his possession for quite some time. i believe almost as long, if not longer than this bet with rf and you began. i have yet to see it posted here. i have no trust issues whatsoever with him.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:49
i know, abc. reading his post was completely unintentional. my response was to mainly clarify, and make public that i will not be sending undies to norace. how are things with you?
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:55
ok. brunch is done. nap time now. while i was getting brunch, i got a phone call that i will be receiving more contracts by 1300hrs. wonderful. no rest for the wicked, i suppose.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:56
OL: I'm okay. My cat has been living on a 100% liquid diet for a week now, but she is actually gaining weight on it. She's still a scroungy little fuck (just like me) but at least she can eat *something* rather than stare at the food bowl because eating is too painful. I don't know how I'm gonna pay for that surgery to fix it, either.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Nov-2008 09:08
Waddles in feeling stuffed to the gills. Went and had a minor blood draw done then for a treat went to IHOP, had chicken fried steak and eggs with hashbrowns and pancakes. I won't eat the rest of the day. I see my name was taken in vain last night, LOL. And I thank TSS for the RZR again.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 09:10
Isn't this the cutest thing ? When Norace*, the pygmy hippo, began refusing food the keepers began to use a glove puppet to feed him.  *Names have been changed to protect the intelligent.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 09:18
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:10 My wish list: d5100t series Operating system Genuine Windows Vista Ultimate with Service Pack 1 (64-bit) --------------------------- I wouldn't wish Windows on my worst enemy.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Nov-2008 09:22
ABC, Vista is the WinME of the 21st century. Hopefully Win 7 will fix that, from what I've been reading, it should be better
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Nov-2008 09:27
Cain, I don't mean this in a bad way, but if you knew more about computers, you'd complain, trust me.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 09:31
I'm liking Ubuntu, simply because it boots in 20 seconds and shuts down in 10. It doesn't crash, no spyware, no adware, no viruses, trojans, or NSA backdoors as far as I know  I can use any program I need on Linux using Wine or an open source variant. Windows is obsolete.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 09:35
"I'm liking Ubuntu, simply because it boots in 20 seconds and shuts down in 10. It doesn't crash, no spyware, no adware, no viruses, trojans, or NSA backdoors as far as I know " Been using Ubuntu for 7 months and can't complain.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Nov-2008 09:36
So,ABC, you've crossed over to Ubutnu? Cool. I would if I had a spare box to play with it on. I may soon
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 09:38
"I would if I had a spare box to play with it on. I may soon" Spare computer not required, it will install alongside Windows. You get a boot menu at startup, Windows or Ubuntu.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 09:41
I was quite impressed that Totem media player in Ubuntu, will play more media formats than the equivalent Windows media player. You just have to install all the non-free plugins.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 09:47
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 17-Nov-2008 04:47 last post for a while time to go a travellin see yall in about a week ................................. I wonder if the post office is really gonna call me? heh heh heh ! (yawn)...
From: sp00k
Date: 17-Nov-2008 09:48
Running Ubuntu also. Only problem is Micro$oft has the business application market locked up, Open Office isn't going to do it for them, and Micro$oft will do everything possible to make themselves incompatible.
From: sp00k
Date: 17-Nov-2008 09:51
And regarding Cain's remark, anyone who can pop a cd in a drive thinks they are a 'computer expert'
From: sp00k
Date: 17-Nov-2008 09:53
Or you can grab some old piece of shit out of the basement and load Ubuntu, it'll run circles around windows with half the hardware.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Nov-2008 10:16
ABC, would Ubutnu run on an old Pentium Pro class machine? 256 megs of ram, etc? Or is that too old?
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 10:18
Minimum Ubuntu requirements: # 300 MHz x86 processor # 64 MB of system memory (RAM) # At least 4 GB of disk space (for full installation and swap space) # VGA graphics card capable of 640x480 resolution # CD-ROM drive or network card Recommended: # 700 MHz x86 processor # 384 MB of system memory (RAM) # 8 GB of disk space # Graphics card capable of 1024x768 resolution # Sound card # A network or Internet connection
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Nov-2008 10:21
Well crap, it's a 266mhz. Barely hits the minimum on ram and HDD space. Guess it's time to scrounge up a somewhat newer machine then. It was a thought though. Thanks ABC
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 11:54
Excellent news: Somalian pirates have hijacked a Saudi oil supertanker. http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/11/17/kenya.tanker.pirates/index.html I'm telling you, if this doesn't get someone to blow that country clean off the map, nothing will.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 12:01
and from the above article, the whopper of the year: "Our presence in the region is helping deter and disrupt criminal attacks off the Somali coast, but the situation with the Sirius Star clearly indicates the pirates' ability to adapt their tactics and methods of attack" said U.S. Vice Admiral Bill Gortney, commander of the Combined Maritime Forces. "Piracy is an international crime that threatens global commerce. Shipping companies have to understand that naval forces can not be everywhere. Self protection measures are the best way to protect their vessels, their crews, and their cargo." Bull fucking shit. Pure bullshit. We can read fucking license plates from orbit. We can track every vessel above the sea and below it. We can track and target any vessel in any waters any time we want. If pirates are hijacking vessels, it is because the international intel community is allowing it. Period.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 12:07
Anyway, Sandy ... you have photoshopped pix of the posters on this forum: Pontius, Gargoyle, even what you thought was me (but which wasn't). Why does Fucknut get a pass? We have pix of fucknut and his wife and two of his kids on this forum. Why haven't we seen pix of fucknut getting anally raped by a giant bunny? Where are the pix of fucknut's family in a circus sex ring? Everyone else is open to your abuse. Why not fucknut?
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 12:26
"Theodore Roosevelt, where are you now that we need you? " You may want to sit down before I break it to you. I stayed in his Hotel in L.A. It was pretty shitty. Did he intend for Mexicans to run everything ( badly) ?
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 12:40
From: ralph [R] Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:37 Hope ya puked Clitus...Plus, if in fact, you, Onelove were's Canadian, ... You would have mentioned eh atooned! Yank. ********************* translation, anyone?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 12:48
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 17-Nov-2008 12:40 From: ralph [R] Date: 16-Nov-2008 23:37 Hope ya puked Clitus...Plus, if in fact, you, Onelove were's Canadian, ... You would have mentioned eh atooned! Yank. ********************* translation, anyone? ======== Translation: I'm a retard read my nonsensical posts
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 12:51
 Ralph Wiggum: Daddy, these rubber panties are hot! Chief Wiggum: You've gotta wear them 'til you learn, son! Ralph: Uh... so... do you like... stuff? Ralph: Can you open my milk, Mommy? Ms. Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph. I'm Ms. Hoover Ralph:"This snowflake tastes like fish sticks."
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Nov-2008 13:04
Hahaha, spongebob shitpants, god I hate that show, almost as much as that muthafuckin purple dinosaur
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 13:18
that dinosaur blows. i'm also pretty confident that he's gay. not in a good-gay kinda way, more like a gay-pedo-gacy way.   worse than the dinosaur is teletubbies. ALL of them are gay. though rumors were circulating that only the purple one was gay.  those buggers are creepy as hell. i've only seen few parts of their show before. from what i saw, they prance around, live in a green-grassy area very similar to a cemetery, and don't speak english. oh, and a baby's giggling face is on the sun.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Nov-2008 13:22
OL, I have a few .wav files that are funny as hell, Barney gets shot, whipped, blown up, Phasered by Capt. Kirk, etc. I should dig that CD out and email them to you, LOL. Not for kids,, LOL
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 13:26
haha! those would be funny as hell, gargy! i have never let my son watch barney, teletubbies, or anything that i've watched and found creepy. i would take great pleasure in watching that fat purple bastard blow up. i need coffee
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 13:34
  (all that money and he couldn't fix his chainsaw teeth?) who the hell in their right mind would let their kid stay at his house for a sleep over? wtf? that whole ranch is a pedo-paradise.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 13:37
Since you are talking about kids' cartoons... Anyone familiar with Dora the Explorer should watch this Saturday Night Live spoof on it: http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/tv-funhouse-maraka/84996/
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 13:41
my little man likes elmo. not as much as he likes dora (yes, i know) and diego. he goes through these weird phases of what he likes and doesn't like. when he likes something, he obsesses over it. then he moves onto something else.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 13:49
"From: onelove [onelove] Date: 17-Nov-2008 13:43 aww, that sucks. i tried to watch it, ds, and it said the video wasn't available in my area. that's lame. " Same here, I just emailed nbc.com and told them to fuck off.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 14:04
Hi and bye everyone. I was looking at the comments for the Saturday Night Live skits, and for whatever reason a bunch of people have been complaining they are not available in other countries. My apologies. Let me know if this link works: http://thoughts-of-dave.blogspot.com/2008/02/maraka-explorer-snl-tv-funhouse.html (30-second commercial before it).
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 14:11
that one didn't work either, ds. said it can only be viewed within the states. i found one that works (for me, anyway) http://www.imeem.com/aaronadrian/video/Ik-E1v1F/nbc_saturday_night_live_snl_tv_funhouse_maraka_tv_vide/
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 14:33
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 17-Nov-2008 14:27 is that the skin of a scrotum underneath the swoosh? that's nasty. _________________________________ Only under the ball of the foot.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Nov-2008 14:37
OK, I'm back, where's the fun? OL, did you get Winamp? works great, is free! DS, you bailing on us already? Evening GD
From: pontius
Date: 17-Nov-2008 14:38
A little penis inside my vagina? * Advice * anatomy * cervix * vagina mella5 asks: It feels as if there is a tiny penis inside of my vagina. When I took my first trip to the gyno, she didn't say anything was wierd... so what is it? Heather replies: Most likely, it's just your cervix. The cervix is the end of your uterus, or the beginning, depending on how you look at it, and the cervix and cervical canal jut into the back of the vagina. When you're not highly aroused (arousal usually will pull the cervix further back), you can usually feel it by placing your finger inside, and given that it is a bit tubular, and also has a small opening on the end, it's easy to see why you might think it resembles a penis. Next time you're at the gynecologist, you can even ask him or her to take out a mirror when they're doing your speculum exam so you can get a look at it: it's a pretty cool thing to do, and will likely clear things up for you. For more on your sexual anatomy, have a look here: Pink Parts - Female Sexual Anatomy.
From: pontius
Date: 17-Nov-2008 14:42
 Gotta love the, ermmm, artist: Vulva, not vagina The proper name for the outer female genitals is the vulva (vuhl-vah). The vagina is only one part of these organs, and not the whole of them, and many people mistakenly call the vulva the vagina. Where your pubic hair is, below your belly button, is a fatty area of tissue (skin) called the mons (mahns). Your pubic hair will move downward, as will that fatty tissue, around your labia majora (lay-bee-ah) or "lips."
From: pontius
Date: 17-Nov-2008 14:45
I love that writer: The Infamous Clitoris Looking at the vestibule, between those inner labia from the top down (right below your mons), you'll first see top of the the inner labia, which create a little skin fold called the clitoral hood. That hood connects to the glans, which is the tip -- and only the tip -- of the clitoris (klit-or-iss). If you pull up the hood with your fingers, you can get a closer look. In women, the clitoris, which in total, is nearly of the same size as the male penis, is usually the most sensitive spot of the vulva. In fact, it is created of the same sort of erectile tissue that the head of a penis is created of (for an interesting comparison of male and female genital organs, see here). Before we are born, until about the sixth week of our lives as an embryo, our sexual organs are slightly developed, but are completely the same.
From: lordcrimsonking
[Flagg]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 15:02
Regarding RectalFissure and NoRace's faggoty little butt-fucking drama taking up my precious internet band-width... PAYPAL. 'Nuff said. Now shut the fuck up you two ass-raping pedophilistic anal ruptures before I sic my minions upon you, and they enjoy defilement of the anus with rustty, barbed-wire laced baseball bats. -LCK
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