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Sleepraping
Daily Mail | Submitted by: SleepyPubes
"Jane McKenna, 33, was asleep at home when a friend's husband, who had been a guest at a barbecue, walked into the bedroom and started having sex with her... Jason Jeal, a 37-year-old roofer with no medical history of sleepwalking, admitted sex had taken place. But he was cleared of rape after he insisted he had been asleep and had no idea what he was doing."
Read article... Comments (34)

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:29

I was asleep in the backseat of my my car when the cops decided to bust me for DUI.

Dang.

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:32

It wouldn't have happened had he got a cute plush to yiff with.

From: slakingfool [Slakingfool]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:51



I'd hit it. In my sleep.

And your little dog too.

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:54

slept thru it eh, Bitch must be one dead fish of a fuck!

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 22:21

Good for Him.

From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 22:47

". . .had no idea what he was doing."

R-I-I-I-GHT! Lots of women feel that way about men.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 23:46

'I did not use sleepwalking in my defence as I did not have any doctor's evidence or anything to back that up,' he said. 'With me, sleepwalking normally comes on through drink. People have told me I've done it before.'
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HE didn't use sleepwalking as his defense, but his attorney did.

Maybe he was sleepwalking due to the alcohol.

In that case, isn't it a bit like drunk driving? Some people who choose to drink and drive don't remember it later. If he's wandering around having sex with whomever is handy when he's drunk without their consent, it's rape. Killing someone when you are driving while drunk, even if you don't remember it, is a crime, why isn't this? I'm not saying he would rape anyone sober. Those who kill people when they drive drunk probably wouldn't kill anyone when they are sober either.

From: spanker [Smoking Joe]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 00:03

"Victim: Jane McKenna has waives her anonymity but chose to pose like this because she does not want her face to become widely recognisable"

She's a lot more attractive than the dog, but that's not saying much.

From: golem22 [Island]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 01:36

On the other hand her rapist is not going to be protected in a prison now, im sure that an imaginative person could use that to get revenge...

From: chalky1962 [huh]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 01:40

i am a sleepwalker and i have done this with my ex woke up during was horified at what happend when we split it took me 12 months before i would have my kids onn the weekend and a sshrink

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 04:31

What if the therapist is the rapist? Words are spelled mighty similar...

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:34

well that explains the grisly acne


From: gargoyle1
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:56

Well thank gods he walked right past the room with the hubby and son, wouldn't want him doing gay rapes as well.

From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:34

It's been so long since I had sex, I probably would have rolled over to give him better access. And had him over for a BBQ every weekend since!

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 08:34

Not 1!
Not 2!
But 3 DR Rapey-Themed Articles On This Day In History!

Go Rotten!

From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 09:45

'It is something that has taken away my dignity. I am married and I believe that when you get married you stay faithful.
- - - - - -

When you get married you stay faithful. So if you are raped you are considered "not faithful"? Is she Muslim?

From: ltjackboot [name]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 10:19

'We're the Sleep Bandits, can you stand it?'

-The Sleep Bandits, by Dirty Rotten Imbeciles circa 1982ish.

From: ltjackboot [name]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 10:26

My mistake, it was The Mentors.

From: ltjackboot [name]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 10:29

the url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0-lmzQZUxk

From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 16:24

yeah rape story's ... Sleep raping...I like it...lol

From: eauclaireliberal [eauclaireliberal]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 17:15

graphics today suck.

From: eauclaireliberal [eauclaireliberal]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 17:22

"It's been so long since I had sex"

Well I have been calling and calling but you don't answer the phone.

From: gabriel [angel]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 18:49

He'll be so devastated when he wakes up during one of his "episodes" and finds himself raping his mother, sister, or daughter

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:06

Hmmmmmmmm, must have been the drugs, ya know?

From: specialkins [lowen]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 00:56

Someone should sleepstab him in the face and then sleepthrow some gas on him and then sleepset him on fire.

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:33

No wonder every dog they owned ran away.

From: eerilywasted [Petronelle Thibodeau]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 06:43

Maybe he was having an alcoholic blackout. Maybe he was sleep walking. Maybe he should be castrated. Raping bastard.

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:40

there's a fucking excuse for every malicious behavioral act-

can we get a worldwide abortion on aisle 5

From: piedmont [Piedmont]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 12:13

Maybe he was having an alcoholic blackout. Maybe he was sleep walking. Maybe he should be castrated. Raping bastard.

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Normally I would cry foul on story like this and agree with eerily, rapey should be castrated. But I am a sleep walker and have had "sleep sex" with my wife on a number of occasions. Thing is I've always woke up at some point.

Gingerbrown - come to me. Let us BBQ together!

From: vvladdtheimpaler [bringin' fish pain]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 15:45

I've been fondled in my sleep several times! By both hands!


I feel so violated.

I was savin' myself for consciuosness!

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 17:57

I woulda got the ole video camera out, stuck a horse sized dildo up his ass, super glued his eyes shut, fish hooked his cock with weights on the fishing line and videoed the scene of him running around and put it on youtube.

From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 19:41

Until today, it would have been beneath my dignity to even dare try to use this lameass excuse. But I'll be damned, he got away with it. I cannot believe that anyone could possibly be so stupid that they would actually believe this huge load of bullshit. Guess I'm going to have to go sleepwalking over to the cuties house around the block.

Updated: 18-Nov-2008 19:42
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