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Is Yanni gonna have to choke a bitch?
Wire Services | Submitted by: BumpusRex
"The musician Yanni was arrested at his home after an alleged domestic dispute with his girlfriend, authorities said." ... "At a more appropriate time and place, I hope and pray I will have an opportunity to address my fans and colleagues all over the world."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 7-Mar-2006 10:03
Who honestly gives a flying fuck? This assbags muzak could curdle goats milk. He sucks dog ass and is in love with himself. Fuck him and anyone that even looks like him. Send his prissy little ass to jail.
From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 10:15
She must have finally told him that he was losing his looks and his music really fucking sucks!
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 10:43
Yanni is still alive? Why?
From: darwinanhitman [Better luck next time, biatch!]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 10:45
"At a more appropriate time and place, I hope and pray I will have an opportunity to address my fans and colleagues all over the world." All over the world? Hold that down, Yanni. We're not there yet. Hopefully not ever.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 10:53
I always thought Yanni was just a make believe thing , sorta like the boogie man. Just something to scare the kids. Did this story come from the onion? ?  MTC
From: iontrap [Nappies is Over]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 10:57
I spent all of 0.3 nanoseconds deciding I don't care.
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 11:06
It sounds like Yanni has switched to Country and Western!
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 11:07
Yawn... but The Smoking Gun has a big mug shot and the police report: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0307061yanni1.html 
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 11:37
False, without merit AND baseless ... oh my!
From: wiegehtesdir [Jimmy Jingo]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 12:23
Easy stomach, easy does it!
From: nekoturk [Amy]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 12:56
From: gargoyle1 Date: 7-Mar-2006 10:03 Who honestly gives a flying fuck? This assbags muzak could curdle goats milk. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Oh yes it does. . . that's why Feta is the official state cheese of Greece. Tossed salad anyone? Get it? Ha ha. . .
From: krisius [krisius of canada]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 13:19
anyone who would date that ass crack deserves it! ha ha
From: redrum4all [Perhaps it's a result of anxiety...]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 13:22
He threw her out cause she was fuckin cheatin on him, kids! With someone a little more hard core:  Oops, wait a minute, here he is: 
From: missunderstood [miss understood]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 13:28
Who the hell is Yanni??
From: rocco
[I'm the funny man!]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 14:31
From: missunderstood [miss understood] Date: 7-Mar-2006 13:28 Who the hell is Yanni?? Since you don't already know, you're much better off. Let's just say that he falls in the "why did the music world give us this?" category. You know, kind of like Celine Dion and Bryan Adams.
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 15:41
What do I care if they throw Yanni's butt in the slammer? I prefer the mellow tones of John Tesh, myself. Speaking of onion articles... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33664 but especially: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32420
From: titznazz [M.I.L.F.]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 17:25
Ya-zanni wants to smi-zack up some bi-zitches. Have you seen his violent thrusting as he plays in pi-yann-o? Dude is hardcore to shake his hair like that!
From: 69rotten69 [oh yeah]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 17:38
The best thing about the whole article..... The title - too funny.
From: jester5150 [jester5150]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 18:12
Yanni my ass! What a hack...fuck him.
From: bongwater [bongwater]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 20:03
Nice try at a comeback, Yanni. Wait, who am I kidding? This ass-clown was never popular.
From: bugeyedb [BugEyedB]
Date: 7-Mar-2006 22:12
Oh, hell naw...did BumpusRex submit the title of this article? That shit is funny as hell! He didn't pull that shit when he was with Linda Evans...she tussled with Alexis Carrington so she knows how to slap a bitch back....lol....
From: iguanac64 [Itchy Carter]
Date: 8-Mar-2006 08:20
Careful, Xenubarb...Yanni might be a Scientologist...you wouldn't want to end up on some sort of Scientologist hit list... =) (yes...I had fun reading your Bio on the Scientologist pseudo-religious tolerance page =)
From: richestorags [PoorPeopleNeedLoveToo]
Date: 8-Mar-2006 08:50
Yanni has fans?
From: bongwater [bongwater]
Date: 8-Mar-2006 08:54
"Sounds like Yanni has switched to country & western." LOL Reader57 wins the prize for this thread.
From: knowledgeispower [You Can't Get It From TV]
Date: 8-Mar-2006 08:57
You know, other "artists" should also be sent to prison (jail). Not because they're "hardcore" like Yanni, but because their music is highly offensive. Such "artists" as Britney Spears, Ashlee Simpson, Kelly Osbourne, and anyone under the Pop music scene.
From: slowpoke [he packs a gun]
Date: 8-Mar-2006 09:06
This is an attempt to go hard core.Yanni raps,Yanni death metal. Just as sad as when Pat Boone dressed up in leather and crooned heavy metal.Anyway,What kind of chick couldnt take Yanni for christ's sake?
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 8-Mar-2006 10:49
Amazing. No complaints about this article not being "rotten" enough. A simple allegation of minor physical abuse, that's all. Apparently, any mention of Yanni is rotten enough for y'all. I commend youse rotteneers....
From: jellyfishattack
Date: 8-Mar-2006 10:53
I had Yanni  Scary Yanni  Scarier Yanni confused with Zamfir, The Master of the Pan Flute.  Old Zamfir  Young Zamfir
From: drsyn [This fish is dead]
Date: 8-Mar-2006 11:36
See, this is how Y-Dawg rolls when he gotsta rise up on a bitch and lay it out flat cold for her. She can't get her head round my man's game, he gon' haveta bust a Bronson on her ass. All Deathwish an' shit.
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 8-Mar-2006 11:57
I just heard on ABC that Yanni is in custody for making bad music. I prefer Zamfir. His pan flute is mesmerizing and I get chills all down my spine and I'm just yankin your chain. Except the ABC part is true!    The cure 
Updated: 13-Mar-2006 13:07
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