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Woman Claims Zendejas Turned Her Into Anal Zombie
Inland Valley Daily Bulletin | Submitted by: athenstexman
"The examiner, Malinda Wheeler, said the woman had a large tissue tear in her anus -- she said it was the largest she had seen in her career -- and more minor tissue damage in her vaginal area... [The Jane Doe] said the drinks put her in a zombie-like state, and her memory of the evening was hazy after about midnight."
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From: slakingfool
[Slakingfool]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 22:16
A judge ruled Thursday that former Los Angeles Rams kicker Tony Zendejas must stand trial on four felony rape and sodomy charges... What the fuck did he do? Stick his foot up her ass?!?!?
From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 22:19
Amerika where any lying bitch can get money from you just by lying about rape. and if you don't pay the black mail they go to the cops and lie to a jury.
From: pontius
Date: 15-Nov-2008 22:54
From: csi [can't stand idiots] Date: 15-Nov-2008 22:19 Amerika where any lying bitch can get money from you just by lying about rape. and if you don't pay the black mail they go to the cops and lie to a jury. ------ Just sad when the claim is true.
From: radioresearch [ASA Lives!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 23:02
She prolly didn't realize she was raped until the check bounced. Bitch probably got a shitter like the blowhole on a north Atlantic porpoise and so large you could prolly drive a truck in!
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 00:04
The examiner, Malinda Wheeler, said the woman had a large tissue tear in her anus - she said it was the largest she had seen in her career - and more minor tissue damage in her vaginal area...... One of his attorneys, James Reiss, said Zendejas will describe, if he testifies, "a night of consensual sex without complaint."...... The woman said she returned to Zendejas Mexican Restaurant on April 17 with two undercover female sheriff's deputies. The women were secretly recording their conversations that night. She said Zendejas was there that night, and she spoke to him in an attempt to get him to speak about the alleged rape. "Tell me about that night because I don't remember," she said she told Zendejas. "I knocked you out," she said Zendejas told her. "I took that booty." ---------------------- Of course....no one ever complains of someone ripping them a new, roomier asshole when they are comatose. Then he had the nerve to brag about it to the woman he raped. I've got a sawed off T-post.....can I knock him out and take his booty? I'll even lube it up real nice with naval jelly and rubbing alcohol. 
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 00:17
consensual is famous for turning into rape later on, when she gets thinking or talking to friends. It's easy money.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 05:03
The examiner, Malinda Wheeler, said the woman had a large tissue tear in her anus - she said it was the largest she had seen in her career - and more minor tissue damage in her vaginal area. ******* One of his attorneys, James Reiss, said Zendejas will describe, if he testifies, "a night of consensual sex without complaint." ******* The woman said she returned to Zendejas Mexican Restaurant on April 17 with two undercover female sheriff's deputies. The women were secretly recording their conversations that night. She said Zendejas was there that night, and she spoke to him in an attempt to get him to speak about the alleged rape. "Tell me about that night because I don't remember," she said she told Zendejas. "I knocked you out," she said Zendejas told her. "I took that booty." She said Zendejas said that several times. -------------------------- Of course she didn't complain. Most people don't complain when they are comatose even if you are tearing them a new, roomier asshole. I've got a sawed off T-post......can I knock him out and take his booty? I'd even be nicer than he obviously was and use lube....naval jelly would do nicely for this shitbrick.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 05:28
it would be my duty, to please that booty
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:04
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, never mind the facts that Zandejas played for the Oilers and the Rams, never mind the fact that that my client was trained to score on power plays, just ask yourselves this question: what man in his right mind would have ButtSex with a woman who just dined on Mexican Cuisine? 
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:11
alright, maybe i'd push this lady's poorly digested bean burrito back in 
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:13
From: ferret [Honkey Kong] Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:04 Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, never mind the facts that Zandejas played for the Oilers and the Rams, never mind the fact that that my client was trained to score on power plays, just ask yourselves this question: what man in his right mind would have ButtSex with a woman who just dined on Mexican Cuisine? -------------------------- 1)If copious amounts of blood didn't stop him, I'm sure a little shit wouldn't slow him down. 2)Who said he was in his right mind? 3)The "Oilers" and the "Rams"......I'm sorry, that seems pertinent.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:49
If she's not bleeding, you didn't do it right ;)  right Chupabella?
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:53
Q: How Do you make a girl scream once? A: Fuck her in the ass Q: How do you make a girl scream twice? A: Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on the curtains
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:14
My client was the devil of deception's quarry 
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:29
another town bicycle: everyone had a ride 
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:50
Wonder how wide his poop canal will be ripped after a few months with Bubba and friends in prison.
From: ascott
Date: 16-Nov-2008 08:07
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t] Date: 16-Nov-2008 07:50 Wonder how wide his poop canal will be ripped after a few months with Bubba and friends in prison. ************************** I was wondering how long it would be before someone mentioned anal rape in prison.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 08:20
I honestly don't know if he's a turd burglar, or if she's a cock-robber....the facts will come out. Butt........... Shit Run Over Twice, Lying-Hooker Skanks Need To Be Imprisoned For The Same Amount Of Time Their Victim's Were Facing On The Bogus Charges  She's Free Her College Edjumacation Was Free (Jesse Jackass made sure of that) She recently "co-authored" (college-educated, but had to get Vincent Clark to write it for her?) "The Last Dance for Grace: The Crystal Magnum Story", in which she Still claims rape by whiteboy She had a white thick substance flowing out of her festering-twat at the time of her medical exam.....the nurse later noted this was not semen, but puss from a cunt-infection. No, really: "There was diffuse swelling of the vagina, and investigators did not note any other injuries in the rest of the report. Mangum later Admitted that she had performed using a vibrator for a couple in a hotel room shortly before the lacrosse-team party. This activity, or a Yeast Infection (very likely both), accounts for the swelling."
From: brigadierland66 [XArmyXAF]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 09:10
Was she related to Rob Zombie?
From: pomparofurpo
[furpo]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 09:40
Id read a story out of the UK not long ago, and EVERY single woman that claimed to have been given a date rape drug tested negative. Its just some excuse they make up after a night of heavy drinking to excuse their actions. Im not saying many of them are not taken advantage of, and some certainly raped, but they always seem to yell out "I was drugged". Drug rape myth exposed as study reveals binge drinking is to blame 2/17/2007 http://tinyurl.com/ytwayv
From: evildave
[Evil Dave]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 10:57
Doesn't he know better? You're supposed to overdose, strangle, burke or drown the comatose woman you drugged, kidnapped and raped, then douche her out and clean her up so there's not any evidence left, then dispose of the body.
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 11:03
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:13 From: ferret [Honkey Kong] Date: 16-Nov-2008 06:04 Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, never mind the facts that Zandejas played for the Oilers and the Rams, never mind the fact that that my client was trained to score on power plays, just ask yourselves this question: what man in his right mind would have ButtSex with a woman who just dined on Mexican Cuisine? -------------------------- 1)If copious amounts of blood didn't stop him, I'm sure a little shit wouldn't slow him down. 2)Who said he was in his right mind? 3)The "Oilers" and the "Rams"......I'm sorry, that seems pertinent. --LOL- I love your posts! That's fucking hilarious.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 12:28
That anal fissure must make every turd look like an eel with a big dorsal fin. When you go fishing in the Hudson, you better sniff before taking it off the hook.
From: groundnpound [Ghillie Sinclair]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 13:07
Sounds like she was bored... 
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 18:02
From: pomparofurpo [furpo] Date: 16-Nov-2008 09:40 Id read a story out of the UK not long ago, and EVERY single woman that claimed to have been given a date rape drug tested negative. Its just some excuse they make up after a night of heavy drinking to excuse their actions. Im not saying many of them are not taken advantage of, and some certainly raped, but they always seem to yell out "I was drugged". Drug rape myth exposed as study reveals binge drinking is to blame 2/17/2007 http://tinyurl.com/ytwayv ________________________________________________ Look for the science-based facts first before babbling nonsense from the "Evening Standard" (Brit tabloid) "Drug testing can be done using either blood, urine, saliva, or hair. With date rape drugs such as GHB, Rohypnol, or ketamine, time is of the essence when taking blood or urine samples. These drugs are metabolized by the body very quickly". (From: "Date Rape Forensics") I can't believe where idiots get their information.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:04
Hmmmmm, must have been the drugs, ya know?
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 01:52
He reminesed about the good ole days and field goaled her ass hole. Course just another typical messkin having his way. She took his big 'house special' meat burrito and he didn't even charge her. Did he supply the hot sauce?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:43
rip torn will star in the movie version
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 08:44
Sounds like this bitch took serious gut-stirring ass-reaming..she'll be shitting bits of bloody enchilada for a week. He should have opened that turd-ring to a ludicrous diameter with a huge speculum and subsequently poured molten lead into her feces festooned intestines!
From: sp00k
Date: 17-Nov-2008 11:34
The examiner, Malinda Wheeler, said the woman had a large tissue tear in her anus -- she said it was the largest she had seen in her career - === He played for the rams and the oilers. Sounds like he rammed her but didn't oil her.
From: thepundit [America: the lost cause]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 16:09
My dream job: Gynoproctologist on a womans college campus
From: golem22 [Island]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 19:08
For some reason the term "Anal Zombie" stuck with me all day through work. Thats fucked up.
From: machenga [Mach(iavelli)]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 12:10
I want an anal zombie for Christmas
Updated: 18-Nov-2008 12:10
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