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No Contest in Toilet Corpse Case
Miami Herald | Submitted by: Lissie771 (The Death Hag)
"A woman accused of helping her religious leader hide a decaying corpse on her toilet so they could continue collecting her Social Security was convicted of a misdemeanor in a deal for her to testify against the leader, a prosecutor said Monday... Bushey told Lewis that God would revive Middlesworth, who friends and family said was from Washington state, investigators said."
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From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 21:31
Oh, God, she's already reproduced! Twice!
From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 00:34
I don't care what the preacher said. That rotting corpse in bathroom is NOT going to get up and dance.
From: ascott
Date: 18-Nov-2008 03:51
It is very difficult to underestimate the naivety of the religious mind.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 05:25
If it's good enough for Elvis, It's good enough for me.
From: sp00k
Date: 18-Nov-2008 08:39
A woman accused of helping her religious leader hide a decaying corpse on her toilet .. ====  God damn. Smells like someone died in there.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 16:32
It must have really sucked that they couldnt use that toilet, with the corpse being on it and all. I guess you could kinda spread the legs to make it like a mens room public toilet with the end of the toilet seat missing so it doesnt get dripped on but most likely the corpse was pretty fat and aiming would be difficult. What would concern me most is if they were using those 2000 flushes blue tablet things. We used to have them at work and i liked to go to the bathroom first thing so i could flush the toilet to see how blue the water got. Imagine how blue the water would be getting if they dint flush that whole time the corpse was on the toilet. I'd be like "i want to flush it and see how blue the water will be but maybe i can wait just one more day". I bet after a week the water would be blue-r than an african smurf. I guess with the stench of the corpse rotting though, it would take away some of the joy of seeing the really blue water. ANd i have no luck so i'd get caught the day before i was about to flush it and be like one of those people in there underwear on Cops who go "can i put on my pants first?" but rather say, "can i just flush the toilet once?". Now they seem to have these bottles of blue stuff you hang upside down in the back of the tank and they slowly realease the blue stuff but never in large quantitys, even if you wait awhile, unless you give them a good squeeze. Also i cant use this stuff at home cause my cat drinks out of the toilet if you forget to put the seat down and its a blue toilet anyway so whats the point. Maybe the make some that make the water white, that would be wierd in a bizzzaro way.
From: the1uluv2hate
[Cum Taste My Rainbow]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 22:22
my only concern - why the damn toilet? like its creepy enough a religious leader and patzy are collecting the SS money from a corpse but why not put her body in a closet or somethin? what dumb asses beware all SS collectors ..mooHaHaHa..
Updated: 19-Nov-2008 22:22
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