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Law Student SMASH
news.ktar.com | Submitted by: pedophobe
"Arizona State University student Alex Botsios said he had no problem giving a nighttime intruder his wallet and guitars. When the man asked for Botsios' laptop, however, the first-year law student drew the line."
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From: other [unclassified]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 19:41
will the student go to jail and have to pay the other guy for life?
From: stalkingkitten [Mona]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 20:12
I've been a first year law student. I have since learned the importance of THUMB DRIVES. Anyone too stupid to back up that much work is just asking for it the first time they download virus-infected porn. Then again, I sympathize. I used to hope for a semi to run me over so I wouldn't have to take finals...and hope that my laptop would survive just in case I did and had to take finals anyway.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Nov-2008 20:16
From the looks of that assclown, a few whacks with the bat might have been an improvement.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 20:27
Just in case.......POOP on the mess! Ya know?
From: golem22 [Island]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 21:07
The robber will never live this down. To bad the law student did not have a gun, or a dozen tazers linked together....
From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 00:17
"I was like, 'Oh my God.' I'm so glad he watched all those police shows his whole life … He knew how to take care of himself … I'm very, very, very proud of him." -------------------------------------------- I don't even know where to begin on this one. Let me guess? Mom weighs over 300 pounds and spends all her time glued to the tv?    Also, is this the burglar or the student? 
From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 00:47
Yeah, when it gets around in prison that this dumb fuck let a law student beat the crap out of him he may as well put on a dress.
From: jjjunob [jjjunob]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 08:35
I just love a story with a happy ending.
From: mencken
Date: 18-Nov-2008 17:41
"I was like, 'Dude, no -- please, no!" Botsios said. "I have all my case notes…that's four months of work!" ---------------------------- Spoken like a true 1L-- risk your fucking life just to save your piss-poor notes on the impact of "MacPherson v. Buick" in the development of American tort law. ----------------------------- BTW, the perp lookes like Satan.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 18:52
didn't want that greazy thieving mess-kin walking away with all his gay porn.
From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 19:16
If that asswipe would have tried to steal my guitars, I'd shove that bat down his throat and pull it out his ass.
From: pwner
[I don't play warcraft]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 19:32
'Oh my God.' "I'm so glad he watched all those police shows his whole life." "He knew how to take care of himself" **************************************************** LOL! Thank God for Police Academy! What a dumbass parent! Having a mum like that is worse than getting robbed in the first instance. Poor Guy.
From: screeb
[screeb]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 20:13
Don't police shows all tell you not to fight back and wait for the Authorities to take care of it? Like that's going to happen.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 02:36
That is correct. If he has a knife or gun to you, you ask "please wait" you call 911 and you wait for assistance. It will come quickly. Our state guidlines allow us 15 min max response time.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 04:07
and you should ask him to show his permit for the weapon. If he has none, he will gladly put it down.
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 07:12
The kid will never make a good lawyer, he obviously has his limits.
From: stalkingkitten [Mona]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 16:08
"Spoken like a true 1L-- risk your fucking life just to save your piss-poor notes on the impact of "MacPherson v. Buick" in the development of American tort law." Not to mention that no one briefs after the first semester. Briefing is useless, takes too much time, and generally, no 1L knows shit about anything. Even if they get all the facts right, you don't really "get" how to read a case till 2L, if then. I still don't know half of what I'm talking about most of the time, which means I am going to make a GREAT lawyer.
Updated: 19-Nov-2008 16:08
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