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Death and Peanut Butter
New York Post | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray
"Slain Long Island teacher Leah Walsh's allegedly homicidal husband slathered peanut butter on her body before dumping her in a ditch in the hope that wild animals would get rid of the evidence, sources told The Post... When Leah's naked body was discovered Oct. 29, say Nassau County law-enforcement and medical-examiner sources, she was slathered in peanut butter."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Nov-2008 20:22
Hope it was all natural peanut butter, not that Skippy or Jif shit that's only 60% peanuts. Makes you wonder, what is that other 40%? I'd lick peanut butter off her though, if she wanted me too
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 21:42
Stupid Yankee, peanut butter is fer lickin', not fer chewin'.
From: evildave
[Evil Dave]
Date: 17-Nov-2008 23:08
Well, it WOULD be 'erotic' if she were ALIVE. This dumb-ass probably didn't scout for a good burial spot and dumped the body in the first place he found. Real close to hiking trails where people would be.
From: donkeyhotey [sir vantes]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 04:49
 Hell, if he'd added some bananas and toasted her lightly Elvis would've finished her off. "Don't think twice (buuuuuurp), it's all right."
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 12:30
"Slathered" used once is evidence of a good vocabulary. Used twice it's an indication that you don't have a Thesaurus. What happened to Peter Pan Peanut Butter, I don't see it advertised any more.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 13:54
Long Island Iced Tea...Long Island PBJ...how you make one.
From: alanone [Alan One]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 16:48
Beat me too it, spook. Wasn't there a rotten story yesterday about that?  
From: mencken
Date: 18-Nov-2008 17:23
"Poodle bites... poodle chews it." ------------------- The girlfriend has a great rack on her. However, she's got a chin like Jay Leno that can't be ignored. And would peanut butter really attract the carrion eaters? Would seem to me that the mere stench of decomp would get the beasties to do their thing.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 19:21
The girlfriend looks like my neighbor's chihuahua. Bet he hit it doggy style.
From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 18-Nov-2008 19:30
This is a great example of bad or no planning leading to bad results. He should have done this two months earlier, and dumped her body in upstate New York in an area where there are black bears. This time of the year, all the bears are hibernating in their dens. What did he expect, a bunch of racoons and coyotes were going to devour an entire human body in a short time? What an idiot.
From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 06:42
That close to the coast and he dumps her in a roadside ditch? What a dumb shit. Into the river or the ocean with her and the crabs, worms, fishies, sharks, etc. will have the bones cleaned off before you know it. Just be sure to add enough weight to keep her down when the body bloats with rot-gas. Really embarrassing to have your wife's corpse wash up on the beach after you told the cops she'd gone mountain-climbing. People don't plan to fail - they fail to plan. He was stupid enough to kill her - the cops ALWAYS go for the spouse first. She was stupid enough to be there. Don't give me that BS about 'love' bitch, you knew he was a psycho when he broke your arm. You got a thrill out of pushing his buttons and now look at you - slathered with Extra Crunchy and dumped in a ditch. In a way, they both planned it.
From: annidez [annidez]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 10:40
Sad to stay, even smart people stay with abusers, but I sure hope this sorry ass story serves as a warning to others - when you're dating a guy who beats you up, the last thing you need is to marry him. It's like, mmmm, rotting black 6 foot sandwich and I'll keep chomping till I get ptomaine. The guy's choice of smearing peanut butter was idiotic - if he was looking for carnivores he should have used gravy.
Updated: 19-Nov-2008 13:42
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