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Truth At Last
Der Sun | Submitted by: DasPube
"For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler. 'They called him the Screamer. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming help, help. His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: 'Will I be able to have children?'"
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From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 13:52

The guy might have been a little aggressive if he had both.

From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 14:04

As a triorchic, I would say you're all my bitches, bitches.

From: brotherbrubru [Naughtius Maximus]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 14:18

"Hitler, had only one big ball.
Goering, had two but they were small.
Himmler, has something similar,
And little Goebbels had no balls at all."

Bette Midler

From: sirmalek [greatmalek]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 14:32

Why would the doctor confess this to a priest ?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 19-Nov-2008 14:47

Well I'm glad that's finally settled, I was so worried for a minute there

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 15:09

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 11-Nov-2008 02:08

You ,, seem to continue to REALLY .. "dislike" everything about norace.
(and you've even blurring the line between internet and.. well,.)
============================

you mean there is a difference between this and real life?

how very odd!!

norace all i have have done is take up your challenge

the bet, the phone call, whether or not I would pay off,

I am ahead two to one over you

and if you count integrity and honor I am ahead four to one over you

you have shown yourself to be nothing but an attention whore of the worst

possible sort and once I receive the mail receipt confirming you got the

letter you will be persona non grata for me nothing but a blue box


hopefully the rest of the forum will do likewise and you will be left in

a "neutral zone" all by yourself to rot

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 15:21

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:58

Exactly what is that supposed to mean? You better tell me right now, bitch.
,,,,,,,,,,
!!

??

no, you can't get outta yer bet boy.. actin "hurt" and "morally outraged"..
(yawn)

Clam down son!

heh heh heh

this is what got yer and mucous into trouble wit norace in the first places!

heh (yawns)

Lesson ONE (after 10 THOUSAND,, FIVE HUNDRED ..PLUS ,.NORACE personna posts,,

WHEN.. Norace // "threatens ya" a post.,. YER GET ... QUALITY INSULTS!

Excuse me a moment...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wruBPDRoLuk&feature=related
................................................................
yer don't get KINDERGARTEN physical death threats like pouncy and many other immature boys here...

(so, gerbil is that why you wouldn't at LEAST tell me yer name?..
... cause you COULD(maybe in the future if the time was right, use our private email AGAINST me?. .

Whatever@! ;)

AS YOU JUST ..implied? IN YER LAST post ta me(NR)(shakes head)

Listen ... THIS... is NR "kickin yer ass metaphorically)
1. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related
2. NR says yer a moron
3. Then NR PROVES it to you on the forum with JUST my words and moving pictures.
4. Reposting yer own crap on rotten.com, ya wish ta GOD yer hadn't POSTED
5. I yawn



Anyway.. Quityerbellyaching .. and just pay the man(me).
RF. thinks.. "he's FUCKIN with Norace's mind"...

Bwaaaaahahahahahah!

(closes eyes again)
I hope yer fer real on the check Gerbil. RF> is REAPIN a.. NORACE whirlwind//

(here's an asskicker) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hxIuIxqo2So

From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 15:24

But did he have a bat to go with the one ball? Still a mystery to be solved.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 15:28

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 15:25

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 10-Nov-2008 21:11

email me, norace


studgerbil@mail.com


I am paying you $800 and sending $200 to Gargoyle. Deal with it.


From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Nov-2008 21:12

Has norace gotten his check yet?
===================

I dont know I havent received the certified mail receipt back yet but it should be some time in the next 2-3 days

I mailed it on the 8th figure 3 days travel time plus one day (sunday)means he should get it tuesday or wednesday of this week

.............

Still waiting (yawns)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 15:28

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 15:25

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 10-Nov-2008 21:11

email me, norace


studgerbil@mail.com


I am paying you $800 and sending $200 to Gargoyle. Deal with it.


From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Nov-2008 21:12

Has norace gotten his check yet?
===================

I dont know I havent received the certified mail receipt back yet but it should be some time in the next 2-3 days

I mailed it on the 8th figure 3 days travel time plus one day (sunday)means he should get it tuesday or wednesday of this week

.............

Still waiting (yawns)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 16:36

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 16:31

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 15:59

BTW norace

I checked with my bank today

you cashed your check yesterday!

as soon as I get home I am going to post it

you lying sack of shit !!
.........................

Doesn't work that way sweethart.
Yer can't lie yer way out of it.
I(Norace) will continue to post yer(RF) bully posts and "word of honor"
crap.
It's not even funny.
You are a vicious angry man , and apparently will
lie, cheat and .. shit on this forum. You EVEN rang up my phone NUMBER!
(shakes head)
Yer fuckin nuts, asshole//
I don't care about your lies or anything else.
You are very pathetic and immature.
you post pics of yer "bloody uniforms" from work,
and yer call NR an "attention' whore.
You are one of the most
CONSISTANTLY unpleasant "internet retards" I have ever met.
You have threatened me physically, tried to "vote" me off the forum...
and finally,,, Tried to BLUFF me off. I said I'd bet 5 bucks..on OBAMA

You PUSHED it to a grand.!!...Hoping I'd back down.. Scared...
WELL it ..didn't fucking work,, did it asshole?
You have managed to inspire NR to ,, be relentless with ya mucous,
Until you PAY YER 1000 bucks to the real NR.,, Yer just gonna have suffer the WORLD forum KNOWING all about you... I HAVE EVERY shitty post on this.. YOU BETCHA!
Of course, I'm sure you wouldn't mine SEEING EVERYDAY.. YER LYING WORDS..
OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGIN..
YOU ARE FEREVER.. one of NR's peanut friends!
Welcome to the club!

heh heh heh

Not a threat... just a fact.
You wanna fuck with Norace, try ta bully him, and then LIE when you get
backed into a corner?
Fuck you ya pathetic creep.
You really are one of the few very crummy people I have
the honor of "meeting"
from time to time.

But at least.. Instead of blowin thru a grand in a few days.
RF(mucous)... You;ve givin me a FAR better ,,GIFT, my friend!@
A gift that is = PRICELESS
and lasts a long time!
HEH
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lZqMbuyciqU&feature=related

From: jeanrennais [Jean]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 16:37

From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 14:04

As a triorchic...

-----

You are a liar but if that is truth I could fix that for you...



But you are a coward and you would not meet with me for the knife fight in Paris!

Vive la France!

From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 16:39



That's not the only secret he had.

From: douglasclovin [Douglas Clovin]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 17:18

Nowadays he could be helped, http://www.neuticles.com/

From: roswellmilitia [part-time help of wits = full time help of halfwits]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 18:03

< when the Nazis swept to power Johan began to suffer nightmares and blame
< himself for saving Hitler.

poor guy shouldn't have been so hard on himself, since unless Hitler fast-forwarded in time and came back with a copy of Mein Kampf, he really had no way of knowing what was coming up.

adolf's royalties from his book were in the millions, especially after becoming chancellor in 1933. another example of profiting from public
service.


From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 18:22

fucknut, you're pathetic.

RF has never lied about a damn thing you fucking useless turd fuck.

From: the1uluv2hate [Cum Taste My Rainbow]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 18:23

they say to be Nieve is Bliss... i guess in this case it was Stupid because the Piece of shit went on to kill so many people... continue to rot in Hell Hitler *MUAH*

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 18:26

hey roswell.. you got the original url on that?



I'm hoping there's a larger version.

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 18:27


From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 18:30

a pussy after all

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 18:38

I find it terrifying that people are so simple
that their minds are not only interested in info
of this sort, but believe the info is real.

Shit is so fake, there's no use in debating anymore.
There's no use in arguing, or proving anything. It's
all bullshit. Alexander the Great, Nostradamus,
Napoleon, Einstein, Stalin, Mugabe.. even the life
of perhaps the smartest and most respected (well,
least disliked) Newton is almost certainly as
real as my 235 IQ, 10 inch prick, and mind-numbing
handsomeness!

fuckitall!

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 19:18

tss is right folks.

How the hell do they keep "discovering" new things every week about Hitler or Nazis?

From: spreadmycheeks [line up roun' l'block to suck my cock]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 20:17

The Soviets did an autopsy on Hitler?! Thought his body was all burned up

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 20:22

TSS, are you trying to brag about your 10 IQ, the 235 pricks you've had, and your hand-numbimg mindlessness?



That's a lot of typos. Are you drunk again?

From: potheadpaul [paul]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 20:54

just so you all know, all of the bickering you fuckstains are doing here is lame. it ruins the beauty of the dailyrotten forums. go bicker with and beat your respective spouses/retarded offspring. that is all, nothing to see here, carry on.


From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 21:00

Such amazing news. Does this mean all the skinheads have to cut out a nut now?

From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 21:29

Hitler HAD only got one ball

- nicely worded headline -

From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 21:37





http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/11025.html

From: inthebeginning [(It Was Real Good)]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 23:27

From: roswellmilitia [part-time help of wits = full time help of halfwits]
Date: 19-Nov-2008 18:03

adolf's royalties from his book were in the millions, especially after becoming chancellor in 1933. another example of profiting from public service.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Hitler was more than rich, he was "super rich."

In 1925, when he was not yet known for anything except the "Beer-Hall Putsch", for which he was doing two years in prison, he declared himself "penniless" to the tax authorities and bought a brand-new luxury Mercedes Limousine so that he would have some wheels when he got out. He wrote Mein Kampf during his stay, so the publisher's advance must have been generous.

In 1933, Hitler's royalties for Mein Kampf in that year alone were $45,000,000*. This was the same year he became Chancellor.

In 1934, after becoming Chancellor, an outstanding income tax bill of $15,000,000* was forgiven. The forgiving tax official was awarded a special monthly tax-free income of $75,000* paid by Hitler's new government.

During the 30's, Nazi Party (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei or National Socialist German Workers Party) members and all government employees after 1934 were required to buy their own copies of Mein Kampf, as well as supplementary publications either written by Hitler or authorised under his name with all royalty fees accruing to him.

Chancellor Hitler cut himself in for a "piece of the action" on every government contract for services and goods from the private sector for such things as roads, public buildings, railroads, security forces, power stations, heavy industry required for rearmament, and all military procurement contracts (tanks, aircraft, uniforms, etc.). These "pieces" took the form of stock gifts, commissions, partnerships, and bribes as the cost of doing business with the Third Reich. Some of the companies were especially lucrative because of low labor costs provided by untermenschen slaves.

Hitler's real estate assets were enviable. His country estate Berghof at Berchtesgaden covered several hundred acres and was highlighted in American magazines like Beautiful Homes and Gardens.

By 1945, Hitler's royalties from Mein Kampf over the years totaled almost $300,000,000* without paying any tax and his personal wealth was estimated at a value of $3,000,000,000*, that's three billion dollars*. He was probably the richest man of the 20th Century, perhaps of all time, especially with no income tax.

Not too shabby for a vegetarian with only one ball.

*All dollar amounts stated in US Dollars according to then current exchange rates between the USD and the Reichsmark and not adjusted for inflation. Multiply the stated amount by 30 to arrive at an approximate current value adjusted for inflation since 1940.

From: ffffa5a5 [WeirdOne]
Date: 20-Nov-2008 00:07

Hitler can has ball.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 20-Nov-2008 00:31

Didn't Hitler order his likeness to be on every postage stamp and order that he be paid a royalty for every stamp with his likeness?

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 20-Nov-2008 03:44

When he's lucky he gets his ROCK off.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 20-Nov-2008 05:41

"Junior has only got one ball
Cheney has two, but they're small
Like Himmler Condi's are similar
and congress has no balls at all"

From: unicorngrl83 [angel baby]
Date: 20-Nov-2008 08:22

So Hitler only had one ball. Well thank god for hearing that! Now I can sleep tonight!

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Nov-2008 08:55

RF (mucous) and gerbil are the babies playin games with the adult NORACE.
PERIOD!

I'm NOT a POSTER yer can FUCK with .. easily ... morons..

But , as always,/// I'll let me POSTS speak fer me!

LOL!


NR stops when the two boys either
1. PAY UP.

2. Or they can offer sincere apologies to me.

Otherwise, boys.. you too.. tss..pouncy//
I'm gonna walk right over alla ya!
LAUGHING!
peace!



Yawns !


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek

From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya]
Date: 20-Nov-2008 09:41

But , as always,/// I'll let me POSTS speak fer me!
------------------------
Bad idea # 10,941,856,003,984,762,435 in the history of humankind.
And also the second stupidest thing I've ever read. First is a tie of the rest
of your posts.

You sir are as deluded as the Francotard Jean. Is it congenital or self inflicted?

From: jeanrennais [Jean]
Date: 20-Nov-2008 10:40

L'image de chinnuts:


From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 20-Nov-2008 21:00

Was this written by some German named Horst Smidt? Sounds like horsesmidt to me.

From: inthebeginning [(It Was Real Good)]
Date: 21-Nov-2008 01:03

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 20-Nov-2008 00:31

Didn't Hitler order his likeness to be on every postage stamp and order that he be paid a royalty for every stamp with his likeness?
-----------------------------------------------------------

Correct! Give that boy some of those cancelled Hitler stamps from the wastebasket there. The adhesive on their backs is referred to jokingly as "Gluden Juden", for some strange reason.

Even as mercenary as I am, I would have never thought of demanding a fee from "MY" government for putting my phiz on a stamp. Hitler really knew how to squeeze the last drop of blood out of the German People. In fact, one of his nicknames was "der Schkveezer," but I think that had more to do with the way he walked than anything else.

For most of his life Hitler was afflicted with ferocious intestinal gas episodes exacerbated by his vegetarian diet. Frequently his associates found many reasons to open windows and find things to do in other rooms. These "episodes" no doubt contributed to his nickname above as well as a couple of others: "Vartfernugen," "Der Fümer" and "Shitler," the latter due to memorable incidents of explosive anal leakage.

It is believed by some that Hitler's penchant for greatcoats was to cover shitstains soaking through his trousers, and the jackboots, of course, to catch overflow. All the expensive furniture in his mansion at Berghof was covered with see-through plastic slip covers salvaged from Jewish homes confiscated by the Third Reich. He was full of it.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 21-Nov-2008 03:25

Get me a bag and a bucket...take a walk.

From: roswellmilitia [part-time help of wits = full time help of halfwits]
Date: 21-Nov-2008 04:26

<<From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
<<Date: 19-Nov-2008 18:26

<<hey roswell.. you got the original url on that?



<<I'm hoping there's a larger version.

Nice girl named Pam. If you give me yer email addy I can send you the original.


From: krazymissi [krazy missi]
Date: 22-Nov-2008 10:16

Wow now we can all sleep tonight. I don't know how restless nights I have spent awake worrying that Hitler may have had two balls.

Updated: 22-Nov-2008 10:16
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