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New York Daily News | Submitted by: lick my boots (you worm)
"Her crib was a shoebox. Her playmates were roaches."
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From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 12:56

Jew York, dirtybomb it in the name of cleansing all that represents wickedness and evil.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 13:03

..answer meeeeee

From: timmyturtle [tim t turtle]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 13:05

well at least she had plenty of friends..

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 13:11

I had almost no toys when I was little. Had i been born a girl, i wouldent have been able to play with anything.

From: loveto [Jill Awf]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 13:16

If they had such a long history of dealing with that family, why would the grandfather's statements be worth a fart?

From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 13:17

'Cops removed a 4-day-old baby from a filthy Brooklyn apartment after finding the girl tucked into a Timberland shoe box, police said.'

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This would have been funnier if the baby had been stuffed in a shoe box from Payless Shoes.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 13:18

my dad used to tell us kids this almost exact same story about the "old days when he was a kid"...especially when we were whining about shit..."We ONLY had ROACHES for friends"...and WE WERE grateful for it... :)

From: gargoyle1
Date: 7-Sep-2007 13:21

The super of the building says this place has been a shithole for 10 years? Why the fuck weren't they evicted 9 1/2 years ago? Worthless shitstain.

In the interest of public safety the entire building needs burned to the ground with all occupants including these fucksacks. The whole neighborhood needs sterilized.

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 13:29

Timberland shoe box
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Those shoes are fucking expensive in europe.

From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 13:30

Did anyone ever see "Joe's Apartment"? The roaches in that movie were hilarious! I imagine that this place was much the same. I love it when they sing in harmony, it's like a big big barbershop quartet.

From: tris66 [your ad here]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 13:53

"From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 13:30

Did anyone ever see "Joe's Apartment"? "

Naw, but we used to jam in Joe's garage. We didn' have no dope or LSD just a couple of quarts of beer....

From: soylentbitch [Soylent Bitch]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 14:16

Let's do a ghetto math problem.

Jenilla has a four day old baby. She can only afford cocaine and a shoe box because her babydaddy hasn't come around for awhile. Brother Tarik took her other money to get some bling and some ammo for his .45. Assuming her 15 year old sibling isn't pregnant, how many welfare checks are sent to her apartment?

From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 14:22

'This morning she came outside with the baby in a shoebox in her arms.'

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That's fucking hilarious, not only did the baby sleep in the shoebox, but she would carry the kid around in the shoebox. I wonder if it doubled as a carseat as well.

From: scarfface [Schmutamongus]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 14:24

When I was a kid, I had to sleep in the toilet, with
only the turds as my playmates.

From: peewee [Blarghhhh!]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 14:29

There's nothing wrong with a shoebox crib; at least she won't get her head stuck in the bars or anything. I'm always hearing about baby furniture and carrier safety recalls.

A shoebox is a safe, and environmentally friendly recyclable crib. Her mother was just eco-conscious; so much so that she never wanted to create garbage and never threw anything away.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 14:31

This shit is some cold-hearted nonesense......why shit these fuckers out if you don't want 'em?

Won't they yank 'em from your fucking dripping womb and throw the shit into the bin for free......or are these bitches really even THAT fucking lazy?


My rabbit lives like a king compared to (more than) half these ghetto rats.

Fucking scum. But perhaps many come on 'rotten' so they may feel more copacetic about their own shit.

From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 14:32

Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort. "Farewell to Thee" being played in the background on Hawaiian guitar.
Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable.

Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah?

Terry Gilliam: You're right there Obediah.

Eric Idle: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?

MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.

GC: A cup ' COLD tea.

EI: Without milk or sugar.

TG: OR tea!

MP: In a filthy, cracked cup.

EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.

GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.

TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.

MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness."

EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof.

GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING!

TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! We used to have to live in a corridor!

MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph.

EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpolin, but it was a house to US.

GC: We were evicted from our hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake!

TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road.

MP: Cardboard box?

TG: Aye.

MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!

TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.

EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

ALL: Nope, nope..

From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 14:40

"My rabbit lives like a king compared to (more than) half these ghetto rats."

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Awww! DD has a bunny!

From: powerslave [power slave]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 14:43

And what could Tariq's and Jenilla's race be I wonder? Chinese? Mexican? White?

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 14:44

Yeah DS.......but I BEAT the fucker mercilessly.


And I also pull his ears.

From: plumbob
Date: 7-Sep-2007 14:52

A 4-day-old is assumed to have playmates? The sensationalist reporter needs a dose of STFU.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 14:55

From: powerslave [power slave]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 14:43

And what could Tariq's and Jenilla's race be I wonder? Chinese? Mexican? White?

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Sand-nigs and/or beaners.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 15:02

Chinny with the python!

From: strife75 [SomuchRottenSoLittleTime]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 15:27

He said the baby was going to be named either Elaine or Jamalla.


That bitch shouldn't be able to name any kids either.

She needs a glass tube shoved up her snatch then have some one kick it.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 15:28

...hmmm...dad also liked tom lehrer and monty,,,

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 15:37

HI! I'm Buster Brown I live in a shoe
This is my dog Tige, He lives there too.

Obviously there's room for more than one in a shoe (box).

I always wondered where the fruity little kid did his "business!"

Live in a shoe, Indeed! Why, when I was a kid, I was lucky if my dad let me live to.........segue into Python bit again.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 15:39

..hmmm...i think i'm gonna call dad tonight... that old son of a gun.. :) you don't think?...

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 15:47

Hey everyone! How're ya'll bonin'? Soylent, that was excellent!! He hah!

Um..."endangering the welfare" How does one endanger welfare? Hmm...? Although this is a pigpen story, it is a shame that a baby lives like this. I only had blocks of wood to play with, when I was little.

Would someone PLEASE killbill? BTW, bill, there is a video of your heroine Salomy big licken.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 15:48



Ye ole' crackhead lived in a chew.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 16:10

From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 13:17

'Cops removed a 4-day-old baby from a filthy Brooklyn apartment after finding the girl tucked into a Timberland shoe box, police said.'

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This would have been funnier if the baby had been stuffed in a shoe box from Payless Shoes.

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Even better if the baby was in a Doc Martins box.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 16:16

...Naw, but we used to jam in Joe's garage...

I remember that place. It wasnt very large. There was just enough room to cram the drums. In the corner over by the dodge

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 16:26

*sigh*

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 16:36

Go fuck another n1gger Bella........your boredom, along with your self-respect shall diminish even further; along with your worth as a human being.




Once again.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 16:43

<<Even better if the baby was in a Doc Martins box.>>

Ron, a word or two with you.
Fucking hysterical, That is so funny...OMG I can't stop laughing.

From: elfboy [blinky7]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 16:46

I'm bettin' ol' "Janilla" sho aint vanilla, knowumsayin? DAMMIT!! Sories like this make me so angry. I think a pre-requisite of recieving welfare,aka MY FRIKKIN MONEY, the recipient should be nueterd/spayed. Garbage in, more garbage out. To illustrate: just yesterday, after a hard day of WORKING to support myself, I had to grab a few essentials @ the grocery, & in the check out line in front of me is the stereo-typical welfare slut= obese, badly dressed, poor hygene, 4 brats in tow, & 2 full carts of mostly junk food(chips/dip, tv dinners, & what really pissed me off, some nice juicy steaks.
Then, when the loser pulls out her Food Stamps, I just lost it. I tapped her on the shoulder(vowing to dis-infect asap) & said loudly,"." Your're welcome"
True to form,the leech says,while giving me that minority-menacing stare,"Wuffo?" I almost laffed in her fat, low IQ face, but just said, again very loudly," Because I paid for what you bought." At this point, fate intervened to save me, as the bag boys were done, the cashier looked me in the eye, grinned, & said,"next" The fat fuck had no choice but to waddle away,I watched, to an ancient Caddy & carreened away. Afterwards, more than a few folks in the line behind me thanked me.
Stop Welfare. Work, or DIE.
Sorry if I ran on, & on & on. But dammit, I FUCKIN HATE WELFARE!

From: grindbassist [Blasting for the devil]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 17:21

Did they check to see if there were any other babies in shoeboxes in there, maybe organized according to age, size, color, and alphabetized for easy access?

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 17:33

They don't get my $150 'Cole Haan' dress shoes by Christ!

From: retardskickass [bon]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 17:34

Just remember, elfboy, not every single person on welfare is a giant piece of shit. Most of them, perhaps, but not all.

Sincerely,

Single mom, part time worker, full time student and recipient of 284 dollars in food stamps every month.

From: docdoober [IHavePnS]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 17:44

"Jenilla loves that baby. No way she's going to endanger it," said Jenilla's father, Edward Vaughn, 65. He said the baby was going to be named either Elaine or Jamalla.
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The Dad with a normal name, must have been high when he named the kids, AND must have been eating Ben & Jerry's. Those names sound like fuggin ice cream flavors. OH yeah Edward, society can trust your judgment about your crotch fruit being a good mother. Righhhhhhhhhhht.

Now the cops looking for food for a 4-day old baby. They don't eat Cheetos you stupid fucks. The new leach was sucking coke'd up tits. Elaine or Jamalla? LMAO. Now that's a classic comparison. Fo' sho' Jomama. Yo.

From: elfboy [blinky7]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 18:02

Retardkickass- for you I;ll make an exception, at least you're working & going to school to better yourself. Hats off to you, & I wish you well. My big beef w/ welfare is that it enables losers that would darwinially die out to continue, here im my PA smalltown, there is generational welfare- grandma's on it, illegittimate kids on it, that kids bastard is on it. Why look for work, when life is handed to you on an aluminum platter? & Be honest, YOU KNOW just what kind of sub-human ghetto-garbage I spoke of. & by ghetto , I mean the ghetto of stupidity, & laziness. I really don't see why MY MONEY should go to brainless, gutless, bottom-feeders, whose entire lives revolve around "the check" THAT I PAY FOR, only to see it gone in 36 hrs., to the dealer, to the guy that sells the 40's. Dear God, sometimes I feel like I'm supporting at least 1/3 of the mudders here.
Good luck in you studies, too bad you're a single mom, a mistake you'll pay for the next 18 yrs. Adoption was an option that would've made your life a whole lot easier. Unless, of course, you're a widow. But my guess is you got knocked by some loser who wasn't man enough to stand by you, Way to choose a daddy. When can I expect repayment of the money I've spent on you?
Keep your legs, and you mouth shut, & you'll be better off. Just say NO!

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 18:08

Nobody is going to read that shit you fucking idiot....paragraphy!

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 18:10

And bon-bon.........most people taking government money ARE total pieces of shit. But not all........90 odd % ?

From: static [arking quotes]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 18:13

From: elfboy [blinky7]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 18:02

Agree in principal...

But the anger in your tone exempts you rational thought.

From: elfboy [blinky7]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 18:23

DD I will practise Paragraphy.
I Will practise paragraphy.
I will practise prargraphy.
I have practised paragraphy.
And I will never stray.for I have seen the error of my ways.
I paragraph, therefore I am.
I have engaged in satire.
Once again, I have paragraphed.
Lesson learned.

From: skyeyez9 [Marie]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 18:24

My 3yr old has a pair of Cole Haan house slippers/moccasins. She wears them everywhere.

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From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 17:33

They don't get my $150 'Cole Haan' dress shoes by Christ!

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 18:25

What are the actual population statistics of those on the dole compared to the working majority, elfboy, in your city/county/state? Are they really worth getting so bent out of shape about?

Who knows? Do a little research on the subject if it bothers you so much. Then report back to us on what you find out. We might be interested to know.

Frogboy thanks you.




From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 18:32

Damn Marie......you not only spend money on a bloody dog who perhaps should see the hereafter; (surgury on that 100 yr. olde damn Aussie Cowhound)

But you spoil your kid with expensive shoes...I worry about your sanity. :)


I'm busting balls, but the shoes I bought were 20% off!

Yar!

From: skyeyez9 [Marie]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 18:44

cameron, You must have been confused about a previous post where I mentioned my neighbors dog. Hers is the dog referred by the Veterinarian as "the million dollar dog." 2 knee caps replaced, 2 bladder surgeries, anti siezure meds, has allergies to every dog food except some expensive prescription brand, meds for her skin allergies, infected tail. And that is what I am aware of that the dog gets. It is only 3 yrs old.

My cattle brat is 7yrs old but in good health. He has had 2 surgeries (getting de balled, and dew claws removed). And I take him to get his teeth cleaned once a year which requires sedation.
I do admit I love buying nice clothes and shoes for my kid. I can't help it, there's so many cute outfits out there. I am good at finding discounts though. I got her a nice Spyder brand jacket for $59...normally $150 for her size.

From: elfboy [blinky7]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 18:49

Hello, Static, well, why shouldn't I be angry, when I see the useless crap gov't spends my/you/our money on? What is so irrational about that?
How would you feel if I came to you place on payday, took 30% of your paycheck, & gave it to a bunch of loosers who blew it on booze n drugs? I doubt I'd find you smilin'
What I am angriest about is the ongoing erosion of our American Heritage by a bunch of addle-pated, liberal, leftist limp dicks.
(Look at me! I'm using Paragraphs!)
Look, I don't wanna fight here, or anywhere, the main point of my petulant post is this: Why should I be forced to pay for those who have no desire to work? Kinda like why should I be forced to pay the farmers NOT to grow crops?
Tell you what, I won't go to work next week, because, oh, I don't know, I'm not black enough, or I'm left-handed, or Society has kept me down.
Will I get a check? From You? Don't think so.
It boils down to this: it's not rational to pay folks not to work.
Peace, Elfboy.

PS- I just previewed my msg, & the indents I made for paragraphs din't show up. Rotteneers to the rescue?

From: stigmata [Lisa]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 19:14

Too true elfboy!
I work in a grocery store (I too live in Pa) and the amount of access cards that have been through my line is astounding, and all they buy is shit food like you’ve described. Some of trash come in wearing top notch clothes, designer bags, brand spanking new shoes, top of the line cell phones, and fucking gold jewelry. One girl I work with had some wastes of space come though her line (a family of three I think) that EACH had blue tooth phones. What. The. Hell.

And the fucking welfare office….christ! A few years back I needed to get welfare insurance for a few months to pay for my meds, and what a circus that shit was…..it was like a whole other country. Seriously, the only white folks in there were me, my mother, and several scary looking-probably crackhead oldsters. I could go on, but it’d just turn into a tirade.

From: armyofdavid [David]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 19:17

From: elfboy [blinky7]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 18:49

Look, I don't wanna fight here, or anywhere, the main point of my petulant post is this: Why should I be forced to pay for those who have no desire to work? Kinda like why should I be forced to pay the farmers NOT to grow crops?
Tell you what, I won't go to work next week, because, oh, I don't know, I'm not black enough, or I'm left-handed, or Society has kept me down.
Will I get a check? From You? Don't think so.

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Exactly. well said man.


Thats the problem with welfare, somehow it benefits the parents. But, you should know that welfare wasn't aimed at adults. it was aimed at crack head nignogs who refused to feed their babies and instead buy drugs. The welfare system was set up so kids didn't have to starve because their parents are crack head drug users.

With that said, we've empowered an entire generation...in fact 3 generations of people sponge off the government and then cry tat they don't get enough. Personally I see a lot of good reasons to have the welfare system. some families really need it to get back on their feet. But, I can see many reasons not to have it as well. the main reason is we're powering a circle of people to eat up our taxes instead of better America.

Go to Chatanooga Tn for 5 minutes. Its amazing. i traveled there one time and took a wrong turn. I wound up on nignog Ave at high noon and seen every black man on the planet walking the streets of the ghetto. Young, healthy men capable of working just sitting around doing nothing.

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 19:21

I think if you look at where your tax dollars are going, shitloads are going 'kaboom' in Iraq.....$$billions$$. Fuck the small stuff with the welfare....

From: dennisisevil [Dennis]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 19:38

"Her crib was a shoebox. Her playmates were roaches."

HAHA That sounds like a nursery rhyme!

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 19:48

i'd not like to expound much on this...but there was a period of several years.... Me and mrs.norace and the rest of our family (4 kids )qualified for food stamps even though i worked full time in the hospital...(wasn't an RN yet),,,we went to ALL the appointments.... met the workers... and the recipents...thank goodness mrsnorace can cook because the stamps really get a LOT of good food when you do it right...We were very GLAD when my income slowly went up...Many of the observations on this post are unfortunately very true...we had a vast majority of "white" people where we lived...so all the poor people were white...to me low education and "settling for" VERY LOW expectations in life..seemed common to all (not color)...

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 20:04

"Go to Chatanooga Tn for 5 minutes. Its amazing. i traveled there one time and took a wrong turn. I wound up on nignog Ave at high noon and seen every black man on the planet walking the streets of the ghetto. Young, healthy men capable of working just sitting around doing nothing"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Here in AZ, drive past a Home Depot and you have dozens of illegals standing, waiting to be picked up for any kind of ball-busting work. Give them a $20 after moving 8 tons of rock from one side of the street to the other, with only their hands, and they’re happy.

However, if an illegal beaner goes bad, I’ll be first in line to take him down.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 20:54

DD, I am a woman of honor and once I have made a vow, I don't break it. I shall be fucking the same man I've been fucking for the last 2 years and enjoy all the ways he adores, spoils, and pampers me.

Your woman wishes she had it as good as I do.....actually she probably wishes you'd die a slow and agonizing death at the hands of midget wrestlers.

From: ltjackboot [name]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 20:57

So Granpa's all proud and shit huh? That speaks well of the goals this family sets.(sarcasm)I mean, when you set the bar that low....

From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 22:37

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 20:54

DD, I am a woman of honor and once I have made a vow, I don't break it. I shall be fucking the same man I've been fucking at the hands of midget wrestlers.

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Ciao! You have depraved sexual tendencies!

From: retardskickass [bon]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 00:00

I'm passing out and falling off my drum kit in honor of Keith Moon.


To Keith!

From: curtsibling [curt sibling]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 01:22

At least these bling-wearing idiots managed to keep the kid alive for
four whole days! Really, such people are the worst mind-controlled
media-sucking losers imaginable...Apart from emos...

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 04:31

Damn, and I thought all the really "good" northeasterners had already moved to Florida, she is probably waiting to retire here and get 126 cats then channel 6 will have another rotten story.

From: maidenmaiden [whatever]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 04:55

Poor thing.


Bon- just get out of that scene before Jr.
understands what's up.
Maybe toke less until you can afford your own?
Raise a good man.


Bella- D.D. has a bunny.
Never heard a peep about a chick.
He's REALLY obsessed with anal-type stuff...
?
:)

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 05:11



Here's my chick pic:

Her crib is a pen. Her dinners are grasshoppers.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 06:43

Hey......that's a cute little thing 'Loma'.


Does she take it in the ass?

Ha!

From: strife75 [SomuchRottenSoLittleTime]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 08:00

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Sep-2007 20:54

DD, I am a woman of honor and once I have made a vow, I don't break it. I shall be fucking the same man I've been fucking for the last 2 years and enjoy all the ways he adores, spoils, and pampers me.

Your woman wishes she had it as good as I do.....actually she probably wishes you'd die a slow and agonizing death at the hands of midget wrestlers.

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Lol you have held true to your solemn vow for lol 2 years :-)

Did you not say before your husband totaled his car like 10 times
have you only been married 2 years?

He pampers,adores and spoils you sound like a high maintenance bitch.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 08:46

You are confusing me with another poster on the forum Strife.....Ladyamethyst, I think, but I'm not sure.

My mister has been in one accident. It was shortly before we wed and he nearly lost his arm. Fortunately, he's still in one sexy, succulent piece.

And I'm not high maintenance, he just likes to spoil me. And I spoil his darling self right back. I even learned how to make fufu and egusi soup. That's what love is all about.....he makes me feel special and I do the same for him.

From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 8-Sep-2007 08:52

Soylent, the ghetto math was classic!

Jamilla (how ironically named) should have kept her kid in a "bastien" shoebox.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 09:55

Marie......you annually take your 80 year-old Aussie cattle-hound to a dentist-fest requiring sedation? I won't say a word hon!






Rabbits!

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 10:01




Here's some better playmates for her. And for Mr. Vale:





From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 10:11

Prefer the former.
Furry fuckers tend not to lie.



'If Jesus saves........well he'd better save himself; from the gory glory seekers who use his name in death'.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 10:19

The devil you say...!






Get thee out from behind me, Satan.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 10:50

Damnation! No donation, no salvation!

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 11:01

I wonder if the reflecting god ever met the unwinking eye.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 11:04

What is this utter blasphemy...this pagan sacrilege, this bald-faced apostasy, this countenancing of downright heresy? I simply shan't have it...absolutely disgraceful! And on 'rotten' no less! I never did......









Have you made your decision for CHRIST?



Its 'Commie' done led me astray Lord.....he's a non-believer.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 11:09

REPENT!

Your DESTRUCTION is at hand!

The wrath of the LORD is upon you!

SUBMIT to the GLORY and POWER of the LORD!

Habbalsh teluilu ballafania wrenlackin! Ia! Ia! Cthuhlu Fhtagn!

Now where are my poisonous snakes...?

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 11:12

And even a devil needs a little coke and sympathy.

Not just dead flowers.


(Let he with wisdom name the number of the beast)

From: skyeyez9 [Marie]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 11:13



I thought for a second that those little things were chipmunks. And my cattle doggy isn't old. 80 is the new 30 for dogs. :)

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 11:20

Fucking filter.

667 is the neighbor of the beast.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 11:25





Alright, I numbered that damn beast, and twice too! I'll be claiming that wise prize now.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 11:26

Hi Marie......just bustin' chops; this site wouldn't be the same without you and your bloody silly doggies:

One looks so sad as to make you weep yourself....the other is 500 years old. (or looks it anyway!)

And you put silly teeth in the poor ancient bastard's gob!



I'm calling PETA immediately.

I actually hate those fuckers...call carnivorous humanoid red-blooded males like myself 'murderers' because I like to scoff cows, pigs, and various birds?


My middle finger isn't long enough for those assholes.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 11:37

Hey.....I dun be red some a dat; 'stranger in a strange land'...and 'revolt in 2010'..... wad dat yu yeer'?

Per-furrs asimmovski und bradberryian doe.

Try 'The Lathe of Heaven' SP boy.







I bee a cuntreery mofo.....izz ulso scandalously welle red.

From: retardskickass [bon]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 20:48

Maiden - dunno if you're gonna read this, but I just wanted to clarify something - I haven't passed out since my 21st birthday. I don't drink at all, really, just one or two beers or a glass of wine once or twice a month, and it doesn't matter how high I am, I've never passed out from it. Fallen asleep quickly snug in my bed, maybe, but never unintentionally. When I said I was gonna fall off my drum kit, it was a reference to Keith Moon's onstage behavior. Trust me, I'm all here, all the time, and working my ass off every day. I hit my bong at night when the house is clean, the kid is asleep, and my homework's done. And the expense of the ganj? I do live on a very tight budget, but every budget should include even a small amount of fun money if possible. That's what I spend my fun money on. My life is not glamorous or expensive, but I'd consider myself a pretty happy soul. My son is also very happy. Just wanted to clear that up.

From: americanadian [Strong and Free]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 20:49

What a bunch of pieces of shit they are...geez. Wonder if her dadday is the BabyDaddy...uhh or maybe her brother is. Incest is best.


I myself slept in a sock drawer temporarily as a newborn (1974 :P ) but my mom is a total neatfreak.

From: static [arking quotes]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 22:28

Being well read is not a crime.

From: scarfface [Schmutamongus]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 01:48

...should be a hyphen between "well" and "read".

From: skyeyez9 [Marie]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 08:19

If you call PETA on my cruel dog abusing ass, they will come visit my house of horrors and see: about 445 different toys, nylabones, frisbees, balls for my dogs, their own pillow beds, a cabinet in the kitchen just for their items. Full of dog treats, snacks, dog food. Pics of my brats snoozing on my bed, at the beach, under the table waiting for scraps.
Their own christmas stockings during the holidays. Once peta views all the horrors, I will be locked up for life.

And my 700yr old cattle dog likes the fake teeth.

.................
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 11:26

Hi Marie......just bustin' chops; this site wouldn't be the same without you and your bloody silly doggies:

One looks so sad as to make you weep yourself....the other is 500 years old. (or looks it anyway!)

And you put silly teeth in the poor ancient bastard's gob!



I'm calling PETA immediately.

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