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Anal Glue Plus Diarrhea Equals Death
Al Arabiya | Submitted by: dngrdnky
The latest punishment for homosexuality in Baghdad, glue the anus shut and induce diarrhea, apparently fatal. Quaint Google-translate on Al Arabiya article: "The [substance] called gum-Amiri, an Iranian lead to gum paste intercommunication so that the skin can not be opened only with a surgery, and post-closure rule is given to facilitating and get diarrhea, drink, and there is no outlet, and this may lead to death, these things were distributed in short clips on mobile phones in the Baghdad."
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From: blockhead87 [Nemo]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 15:22
I am first, not you, worthless frog!!
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 15:34
The bit of english on the lead-in to this article suggests that the writer is bi-something- anyway the sentence structure renders the paragraph useless and meaningless. On another note this glue could be used to shut some of the fertile pussies that keep flipping out babies like popcorn. Damn crotch fruitions.
From: flippant [Phil]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 15:43
Ever notice how the most sexually-repressed countries have the most homo-erotic punishments? That's one fucked up way to go.
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 15:44
My Arabic is a little rusty, but isn't that a recipe for cat and camel-head soup?
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 15:45
This will be the first series of extermination for all the homos.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 15:45
same thing happened to me vic. um, if the norm from now on will be to submit stories in arabic (or whatever that is), i'm outta here. as pretty and squiggly as that language is, i really don't feel like learning new things right now.
From: neurose
[i hate people]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 15:47
Dammit, i had a visual for this i must share.. patient at mental facility seriously constipated for longer than anyone imagined. went into respiratory failure so a nurse i knew was the poor unfortunate who had to give him mouth to mouth. Guess what kind of surprise she got back in her mouth? seriously these folks are getting as good as the old time Catholics in their torture techniques for moral turpitude. *shudders*
From: pontius
Date: 21-Apr-2009 15:48
Allahglue Anal ! Allahglue Anal ! Allahglue Anal ! Vic, care for a trip to Baghdad? You can have sandy for protection.
From: pepe
[Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 15:51
A prominent Iraqi human rights activist from the fact that the militia of the severe types of torture against Almlthein in the country, including "the closure of the Iranian Mwkharchm glue," said a doctor in a morgue in Baghdad, said that the bodies were thrown in front of 7 Musharanh, while a police officer said that the perpetrators are still unknown , and published in the context of the "Arab. Net" on homosexuals in Iraq. The press reports were published a few days ago reported, quoting local sources in Sadr City, eastern Baghdad, by an unknown group calling itself the "right people", the prosecution of same-sex residents of the city after the killing of a number of them in the past few days. The sources said that the "3 lists with 10 names for boys gay briefly suspended for hours in Sadr City." And confirmed the presence of the word says, "we will doom you, you Alvajeryn." And earlier this month found the bodies of 3 young gay shot. Iranian gum The Iraqi human rights activist Mohamed Lisnard prominent of the "Arab. Net," "The Iraqi militias embarked on a new form of torture is not unprecedented against homosexuals is the use of adhesive is very strong within the Mwkharchm to be completely closed." "The article called gum-Amiri, an Iranian lead to gum paste intercommunication so that the skin can not be opened only with a surgery, and post-closure rule is given to facilitating and get diarrhea, drink, and there is no outlet, and this may lead to death, these things were distributed in short clips on mobile phones in the Baghdad. " The active and that the attack against the Iraqi Almlthein started since 3 weeks, and dozens of them long, on the basis of religious fatwas calling for murder. Lennart Mohammed attributed the exacerbation of the phenomenon of gay religious climate control, explaining that "eliminated the mixing of men and women, particularly in areas such as the" revolution "in Baghdad and other parts of the religious institutions, where the streets were empty of women completely, and thus mixing with the younger generation only girls with male prisoners home. " And called for respect for human Almlthein in Iraq, noting that "the prosecution does not come only by Shiite clerics, but also there the year they may be executed on the satellite channels because of homosexuality." Torture of 63 people For his part, said "good", which is from the Department of the same of Iraq, based in London, the "Arab. Net," The attacks on homosexuals are concentrated in the Shiite areas and the poorest and most closed areas such as the southern provinces and regions of the flame of freedom, and Sadr in Baghdad, noting that torture is a long 63 people them. The use of "glue Iran" in the process of torture, said: "I've spoken with many young people who had been subjected to this torture and then go to hospital for treatment was denied treatment in some." The "good": "We are an organization banned in Iraq. As we are, it is difficult to Nhsih but it is generally accepted in the global studies that homosexuals are 10% of any society in the world." The "pan-religious Shi'ites and Sunnis in Iraq are calling for the eradication of homosexuals, but the Shiites support the campaign the first place." "We tell them that homosexuality is not an option, but a person born in this way, and we call for the defense of human rights irrespective of nationality and ethnic identity," adding "there is no position from the U.S. State Department or the British to condemn what happened so as not to provoke the ire of the Iraqi government, but Amnesty International condemned what happened. " 7 in Baghdad morgue In Baghdad, he visited the "Arab." On the Iraqi morgue, death in the central Bab al-Baghdad, and the doctor assured him the Justice Nomaan improved access for the bodies of 7 of them to the morgue and said, "We were not able to identify the culprits who dumped the bodies and fled, without one seen at doors to foreign forensic medicine. " He explained, "there were bodies with gunshots in the head and chest and the rest of the body without know the causes of death, because that is not the task of forensic medicine, which limited his work to know the reasons for retaining the bodies of murder and the unknown." But the law left by Hussein, of the Legal Service in Sadr City, police, seen in the case of those killed, said the "Arab. Net": "the killing of any citizen outside the legal contexts a crime punishable by law, no one may be the same a substitute for the judicial authorities or executive authorities, and if there were objections against any one of law and there are police and there are organs of the State, no group or class to be implemented instead of state retribution. " He adds Abdulhussain said: "We heard the others, as these events, but we do not comment on something which is not evidence, and these crimes do not have evidence not only in terms of motivation in terms of acts. We do not know the motives of the killers and we do not know the intentions of those killed. But the official position of the crimes they is against the law if the act is inconsistent with the victim. " "Jeraop" and "Tntp" Reluctant officials and tribal sheikhs in Sadr City to give details about the killing of the fact Mthele sex, however, Sheikh Hashem Mnge one of clan elders in the city, said: "The people called on the name of Jeraop sexual delinquents in relation to the dog, a small dog, or those they call" Tntp " Most of the killed were not residents of Sadr City, a cafe, they are pioneers in the area of Palestine Street in eastern suburb of the city of Baghdad. " The Salal Aekbi Sheikh Sadr City from the elders: "What we have heard that the tribes who belong to these deviants wasted blood and allowed the deaths, but we have also heard that an organization calling itself the right people are killed and they have commented on the necks of the dead and the words one says: This is the fate of Jeraop" .
From: algore [Al Gore]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 15:52
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From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 15:54
Good to know we brought Good Christian Values to Iraq.   Mission Accomplished.  
From: pastafarian
Date: 21-Apr-2009 16:43
I thought those camel-jockeys would be immune to this sort of treatment. They're already full of shit.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 17:49
Ah, POOP on the mess! It'll work it's way out, oneway or another. Remember the South Park episode where the kids learned to eat with their assholes and poop out their mouf? funny as ......uh.......shit!
From: uggh [!]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 18:08
I guess try real hard to try to squeeze a shit on your dickhole or explode. I bet I could do it If I had to.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 18:58
Vic....you jizz-gargling cum-drunk fairy-like deviate! Perhaps a Waterford Crystal wine-glass up the olde back-passage, followed by an enema of crazy-glue would suffice to cure you of such perverse aberration? Especially were the epilogue being a shattering boot to the prostate. Of course Kaopectate, prune juice and deviled-eggs would be immediately administered....for your dining pleasure. Kristallnicht indeed! (I love the sound of broken glass.)
From: flayed
[Flayed]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 19:02
What a surprise, fags even manage to get themselves in the news in shit-hole Iraq. I am so sick of hearing about these useless degenerates. Thank God for AIDS, they'll all be dead soon.
From: pepe
[Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 19:12
"The latest punishment for homosexuality in Baghdad, glue the anus shut and induce diarrhea, apparently fatal."  < His glue broke, causing an huge fatal explosion.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 19:48
Poor Flayed, so pissed off because he caught his darling boyfriend sticking it up the turdpipe of a cuter-looking guy. Jealousy is not nice, just brush your teeth from time to time, wash your asshole at least once a week, and he'll come back to you, Flayed.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 19:50
The latest punishment for homosexuality in Baghdad, glue the anus shut and induce diarrhea **** Couldn't get the article to load. But this story still raised a question for me. Is this punishment just for the gay men, or do they superglue the lezzers poopchutes shut too? Cause that would seem to be an odd choice to punish them like that, ironic death sentences and all. A more appropriate manner of death for the K.D. Lang set would be to jam a live barracuda up their slit and let nature take it's course, but that's just me I suppose...
From: flayed
[Flayed]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 20:18
My comment was meant to be ironic absintheredux (to myself alone - the only person I care about). I don't post here often, and assumed most had forgotten me.
From: rkc
Date: 21-Apr-2009 20:22
If you're going to humiliate them, might as well insert one of these when applying glue. 
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 20:33
From: athenstexman [Ron] Date: 21-Apr-2009 20:25 no poop. :( **** Actually LOTS of poop, just no way for it to get out. So cheer up my fecally focused friend. They died packed full of the stuff...
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 21:14
spook, imagine a chocolate filled pinata on a very hot day. Now, throw in a lit quarter-stick and run. Kinda like that but no one is gonna wanna lick their fingers when all is said and done....
From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 21:48
Gotta give them credit for originality. It would take us rotteneers a few tries to come up with such an original execution.
From: socalmex [y_que]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 22:21
Back in the closet or we glue your ass, no pun intended. Ahmadinejad is looking to make his " no homosexuals in Iran" statement be a fact.
From: pressthebutton
[pressthebutton]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 23:02
Who´s the guy doing the gluing? I mean when you want to stick stuff in a mans anus, that kinda tells that you yourself are a bit faggish? Ie. Fruits are gluing fruits shut in Baghdad.
From: v3rn3n [The Mystical Cyberbunny]
Date: 21-Apr-2009 23:41
Oh, c'mon. In the early middle ages in Europe, they used to insert a metal tube into the anus and then impale the person on a red-hot poker through the ass and let them die on it. This is how, according to legend, Edward II of England was killed. Some said of the legend that this was to make the cause of death difficult to determine, as the poker would destroy the insides, but the metal tube would prevent burns to the body on the outside that could be identified in the cause of death, while others have pointed out that this was an early form of execution of homosexuals, and thus befitting to Edward II because of his alleged sexual relationship with Piers Gaveston. The method being used in Baghdad is certainly novel but no more barbaric than medieval Europe ... bastards.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 02:13
"The method being used in Baghdad is certainly novel but no more barbaric than medieval Europe ... bastards" amd there, my dead fellow, is the rub. In the civilised world we stopped doing this sort of thing in 1945. "They" are still medieval in thought and expression.
From: ledaemon [LeDaemon]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 03:55
These moslem countries are so funny. They keep men and women separated in everything in public life and go as far as covering the women up completely in burqas and then expect the male population not to turn into a bunch of Hanes grazing pickle chuggers.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 04:52
Horribly, horribly, inefficient...what we need is a more effective AIDS virus. One that kill within a couple of months, so the fag population is destroyed quickly, but doesn't kill too quickly, so it can be thoroughly spread throughout the rump-wrangler population... I expect our bio-engineers to get to work on this immediately...
From: violetyoshi79 [Jackie]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 05:04
So am I the only one who's wondering, if they explode?
From: revengeofthehare [fuck that tortoise!]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 05:38
If the guy just pitches and doesn't catch do they take it easy on him and just glue his wang to his leg?
From: auldrone [Auldrone]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 07:19
Billy Mays will be sellin' this miracle glue soon. Good names might be.... Fags-be-gone Mend-a-hole I can't believe it's glued shut! Silence a politician Please submit yours!!!
From: uggh [!]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 07:23
From: violetyoshi79 [Jackie] Date: 22-Apr-2009 05:04 So am I the only one who's wondering, if they explode? -------------- I can't see anyway around it. Kaboom! Splat! Like a turdy suicide bomber. If they really wanted to get creative, glue their dick shut force them to chug a gallon of mountain dew, and give them a pair of dull scissors. Mad Max style games are more fun! Or did they do that already in one of the SAW movies?
From: sp00k
Date: 22-Apr-2009 08:35
I wonder how many people have accidentally super glued their assholes shut.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 09:32
Figures that Sandy would be uptight about this development. Relax, Sandy, you weren't going to Iraq anyway, were you? Your anus can remain free and open to invasion here at home.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 11:03
 Behold...the Patagonian Hare. Odd-looking beast.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 11:36
 Friends, Romans, Countrymen............lend me yer auditory sense apparati.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 11:39
 One pill makes you larger.............
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 13:04
Terminal diarrhea mandated by Sharia
From: lee451
[The Right To Own Guns Is The Right To Be Free]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 13:17
Someone get the Chimp-in-Chief in here. Obama can read this better than he can read English. Obama already has those "pistol grip" ears that the Saudi Royalty can hold onto while he is bowing, groveling and giving them blow jobs. He is already a laughing stock in Central and South America.
From: moty
[Dawn Davenport]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:02
President Obama is doing a great job! lee541: You are cordially invited to exercise your much loved gun rights by putting the barrel of one of them in your mouth and pulling the trigger.
From: sp00k
Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:21
From: moty [Dawn Davenport] Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:02 President Obama is doing a great job! ==== LOL! Good one!
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:47
I. When the rectum be evacuatiously inclinatious plugs & glues be heinously obstructious II. Rectums in need of evacuations cannot abide artificial obstructions
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:11
Injections into the penis can be plethysmously grievous
From: dirtybongwater
[aaron]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:48
From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys] Date: 22-Apr-2009 09:14 This story is prolly bullshit; I believe one's body produces enough moisture at its membranes to disolve and loosen the glue. Even on fingers, it wears off in a couple days. well its not household glue its a special gum those rag heads use read the translation
From: drdirtyjr [Prince of Porn]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 18:45
Rectum? Damn near killed him! oh wait, it did. Shit! If the glue is anything like Krazy Glue (cyanoacrylate) contact with moisture accelerates it's hardening.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 06:07
>>Obama already has those "pistol grip" ears that the Saudi Royalty can hold onto while he is bowing, groveling and giving them blow jobs. He is already a laughing stock in Central and South America.<<  
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 25-Apr-2009 06:07
when he eats, is it anything like firing an old muzzle-loader??
Updated: 25-Apr-2009 06:07
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