From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 14-Oct-2009 20:02

I thought all dumpsters had those big warning stickers that say DO NOT LIVE IN THIS DUMPSTER.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Oct-2009 20:20

I suppose the sleeping bag was ruined wasn't it?

From: mewsette
Date: 14-Oct-2009 20:34

Guess he overslept

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 14-Oct-2009 21:40

yeah, goyle ... throwing away a perfectly good sleeping bag is now punishable by death.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Oct-2009 22:21

It should be so gerbil

From: myballsitch [John Fitzgerald Scabies]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 02:20

From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 14-Oct-2009 20:02

I thought all dumpsters had those big warning stickers that say DO NOT
LIVE IN THIS DUMPSTER.

Well great. Now we will...

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 04:51

This happens so often it's no longer amusing me...I did get a chuckle out of the name of the person who submitted it though...

...Winston Tastesgood III...LOL

From: bobthedrunk [Bob the Drunk]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 10:35

Oh shit Tony, they found the body.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 14:32

"The body was discovered by the driver in the hopper of the large turquoise sanitation truck."

If he'd only been picked up by the blue truck or the white truck, or even the puce truck he'd be alive today!

BTW, What the hell does the color of the "sanitation truck" have to do with anything?

It's like, I'm fed up with reporters today saying or putting in print, "the green 1990 Ford Tarus copnvertible collided with the four door 2004 red Pontiac at...."

It's just a matter of time before it becomes "The green 1990 Ford Tarus, purchased at Jim's Used Auto Sales during their "Spring Clearance" for less than $99 a month, collided with the one owner four door red pontiac bought from the used car lot at Crown Motors, Inc. which is conveniently located next to Bill's auto/body and crash shop, where their motto is 'Your Smash up is Our Business.'"

I once shot a TV news story about a strong wind that had damaged a local KFC francise store. I had no choice but to identify the location etc. The owner sent me a cupon for a free LARGE bucket of chicken.

I didn't use it until I left the news department to go into the commercial production department!

I need a drink.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 14:55

and then a local KFC burned dowm...we had Kentucky Fried Kentucky Fried Chicken...took about 6 mo to bulldoze all the rubble, for all to see.