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If You Go Down In The Woods Today
Daily Mail | Submitted by: TeddyPubes
"Hale gave her husband a dose of a natural aphrodisiac called 'horny goat weed' before she blindfolded him and led him into local woods... The couple kissed and 'rolled about on the leaves' as part of a 'playful game'... Then Hale sat astride her husband as he lay face-down on the ground and slit his throat with a knife, before plunging it into his neck and chest several times... She then drove to a nearby railway station for her first meeting with a man she had befriended on the internet."
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From: littlefuzzy
[H.Beam]
Date: 14-Oct-2009 20:06
"She then drove to a nearby railway station for her first meeting with a man she had befriended on the internet" This is a warning to all you married freaks that are on Rotten 24/7!!
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 14-Oct-2009 21:23
I'd love to be the lucky guy who lands that gal. Chat rooms, here I come!
From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 14-Oct-2009 22:10
She would have to give him drugs to make anyone want to fuck her. "Oh, I'm a sensitive poet on the internet" Gimme a friggin' break. Douse her manuscripts and her with lighter fluid and light 'em. then futilely piss on them as they burn.
From: killallhumans
Date: 14-Oct-2009 23:08
What a stinkin' CUNT! First, I would not meet anybody from the internet. A vast majority are freakin psychos, pedos, retards, serial killers, wannabes, trolls, right wing nut jobs, left wing nut jobs, losers, impersonators, phishers, criminals, degenerates, sex addicts, drug addicts, the list goes on. Yeah, maybe a few nice and intelligent folks from time to time, but you won't find them here! Hah, Hah
From: myballsitch
[John Fitzgerald Scabies]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 02:27
What a skank. He's lucky to be rid of her. Stupid cunt couldn't even slash his throat right. I guess he's lucky in that regard. I like the Brit's way of saying you're fired: you are redundant. Poor bastard.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 10:18
Is it just me, or do they look like Skipper & Gilligan?...Last name of Hale made me wonder.
From: theevilgnome [WickedQueenWicker]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 10:42
*shakes head* Fucking internet. NEVER meet anybody that you talk to exclusively on the internet, especially that cesspool MySpace.
From: bobthedrunk
[Bob the Drunk]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 10:45
Try mixing that Horny Goat Weed with Bulgarian Tribulus. Great sex combo that makes you horny as hell, and is dirt cheap as well. Make sure the Trib is Bulgarian and NOT Chinese. The China shit is contaminated and not potent at all.
From: devildoll13 [Jaime]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 10:49
What a nasty looking bitch! She was lucky enough to have ANYONE roll around with her. Feed her to the pigs.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 13:51
Allowing one's self to be blind folded, and led some place, while all the time being at the mercy of your partner, can be pretty damn sexy. However, you had better make sure that your partner isn't two timing you, and carrying a big old knife. Nope, I think I will pass on the blind folded sex games, thank you.
From: fuglyfrank [ss-dd]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 14:37
You'd need horny goat weed and a blindfold to shag that,or viagra and a bag on her head,and one on yours ,in case her bag fell off.
From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 14:38
*shakes head* Fucking internet. NEVER meet anybody that you talk to exclusively on the internet, especially that cesspool MySpace. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ But if you DO meet someone that you talked with on the Internet, don't assume that she's telling the truth if she says that she doesn't have herpes. She's probably lying about it, afraid that if she tells you the truth, you won't drive 300 miles and meet her. And fuck her. Several times.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 14:57
Better than the 72 virgins, getting it from a horny goat, out in the desert? Sharia Approved.
From: gabriel [angel]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 16:47
you ppl are on a roll - best thread award
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 15-Oct-2009 18:00
this thing reads like a totally modernized mother goose big bad wolf fairy tale. aint technology wunnerful.
Updated: 15-Oct-2009 23:06
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