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Reckless Mother Gives Good Mugshot
Newsday | Submitted by: I Want Her. I Really, Really Want Her.
"An Islip Terrace mother was arrested following a crash that injured her 9-year-old daughter, police said... She was charged with driving under the influence of drugs, as well as seventh-degree possession of a controlled substance and endangering the welfare of a child." [With two-handed salute]
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From: deddodge
[gaylord]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:27
I couldnt tell what she was doing with her hands. I thought they put them blurry things over boobs and butts and dings and vadges, not hands!
From: pastafarian
Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:34
I have nothing of value to add to this conversation, but am compelled to post anyway. At least I'm honest!
From: gor [gor]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:36
What is seventh degree possession of a controlled substance?
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:38
This is the "Mother of the Year" by American standards. Your neglect and abuse of children is the legend of the world, you will not even give health care for the many of them.
From: pontius
Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:42
From: sp00k Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:21 New articles tards -- My psychologist, my psychiatrist, my psychotherapist and my mom told me not to let me be oppressed/insulted/mocked by strangers anymore. You called me a tard, so I call you.. let's see.. oh I will come up with something! You will see! There, I said it. (That's what happens when you work all night). As for her,  I'd ward her off with a mirror!
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:44
 you know she takes it in the naughty hole
From: retardedmonkey
[ISeeYouWhenYouSleep]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:48
Poor Jean. If you knew anything about America, you'd know it is always for the children. Right now children all over the country have what amounts to a free ride for healthcare. It's when they stop being dependent children and starting being emancipatable young adults that the trouble starts. But hey, thanks for playing.
From: flayed
[Flayed]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:49
So good to know that, in America, you need a license to drive a car, shoot a deer, or own high-powered magnets, yet *anyone* can have *as many* children as they like.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:50
FFA! As for the stupid cunt, well, she's a stupid cunt and her cunt should be removed entirely so she can't make anymore children to endanger.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:55
Maybe she could hook up with Mr. Liver lacerating assbag and he could kick her so hard her liver falls out her cunt. Yeah, that's the ticket.
From: sp00k
Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:58
I like the mugshots (link along side of the story)  Tonia Cheeseman, 63, of Ridge, was arrested Monday along with her son and charged with identity theft. Police say the pair ran a "family identity theft business." (SCPD Photo)
From: pontius
Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:59
From: gargoyle1 Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:50 As for the stupid cunt, well, she's a stupid cunt [..] -- It doesn't matter. She's ugly, so there's no point in going further and looking at the inner values, LOL.
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:01
From: retardedmonkey [ISeeYouWhenYouSleep] Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:48 Poor Jean. If you knew anything about America, you'd know it is always for the children... ----- 9 million children – that's one in nine – have no health insurance. Millions more children are underinsured―with health plans that seriously limit their access to critical services such as vision and dental care, prescription drugs and mental health care. About 800,000 pregnant women are uninsured, while each year, approximately 28,000 infants die in America before they can reach their first birthday. (You have the highest infant mortality of major nations) Uninsured children are almost 9 times as likely to have a medical need that goes unmet than a child with health coverage, and are 5 times as likely as an insured child to go more than 2 years without seeing a doctor. Regular health screenings help doctors identify and treat problems preventively and are crucial to a child's healthy development. ----- I could continue but I am talking to a "retardedmonkey." France 1st in Health Care! 
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:04
Vic -I answered on top thread like a ditz, supper meds are making me loopy. If i blink out I'm not meaning to being rude to anyone.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:25
From: cageyb [Russian Secret Service] Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:04 ------------------ If you use more than 2 exclamation or questions marks marks in a row, your posts get filtered (just so you know). Anyway, 25-years-old with a 9-year-old. Enough said. Anyone got meth?
From: traumaphiliac [traumaphiliac]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:26
"Tonia Cheeseman, 63, of Ridge, was arrested Monday along with her son and charged with identity theft. Police say the pair ran a "family identity theft business." (SCPD Photo)" I can believe that easy because judging by the looks of that bitch in the pic, she could easily pass for an old man.
From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:31
You silly people look to her inner sex goddes.I think she is pretty and I want her to have my love child. PPPPooooottttt ZZZzzzzzz
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:31
From: pastafarian Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:06 The problem with relationships is that women are whores. **************** well, that's a great way to meet new women.
From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:32
That's hilarious how they blur the offending fingers as if they were Janet Jackson's nips. They oughta blur hand signals that are OK in the USA, but grievously offensive in other nations. The circular thumb-to-index finger "OK" sign would be an example.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:34
I love how they show the gesture but just blur out the middle fingers... It's so stupid all together-- get with the times! Anyway, I'm assuming this is the FFA. I haven't been hanging around it because of all the lameness, and I really haven't had time so I just pop by & do quickies on articles that I think are post worthy. I would like to say hi to GD, patsy & goyle 
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:35
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:31 From: pastafarian Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:06 The problem with relationships is that women are whores. **************** well, that's a great way to meet new women. ------------ Hahaha, OL, I kinda sorta get the feeling pasta has been cheated on.
From: sp00k
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:40
The problem with relationships is that women are whores. **************** well, that's a great way to meet new women. ======== 
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:43
no kidding, ds! i sense some bitterness. what happened, pasta? y'know it's not really fair to make blanket generalizations like that. i will admit that lots of women are bitches, but to call us all whores... that's just not right. and really, what is it with some men? some call women tight (which really equates to not worth spending time with until the woman wants to put out), some call women whores. there is no happy medium, it seems. wasn't there a joke something like that? something like "a whore sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone except you"?
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:43
America loves the children so much...  that they give them cake for the breakfast!
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:45
From: catwoman [CopKiller] Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:34 Anyway, I'm assuming this is the FFA. I haven't been hanging around it because of all the lameness, and I really haven't had time so I just pop by & do quickies on articles that I think are post worthy. I would like to say hi to GD, patsy & goyle -------------- I would like to say goodbye to you.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:45
wtf is that sp00kie? a delorian with garbage can lid windows? LOL that also looks like identical whores. the rarest form of whore there is.
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:47
The public service messages saying "Speed Kills" were wrong. Apparently, speed only makes you stupid, a bad parent, nominally ugly and hittable only in desperation and gives you arthritis or carpel tunnel syndrome. I bet she picks her nose and eats it with those fingers.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:50
From: sp00k Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:40 ------------------ sp00k, that is a pic from the only other site I occasionally comment on. www.theweeklyvice.com Not as rotten as Rotten, but worth a look.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:52
From: cageyb [Russian Secret Service] Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:39 Thanks for the heads up DS, Who'da thunk it? ------------- What, that I can be nice you, fucking bastard?
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:57
OL, women and men are both equally whorish. Really. It irks me that it is more acceptable for men to fuck around, yet not women. Last I checked, we weren't all living in Iraq. Excuse me whole I put my burka back on, before I get pelted with stones.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:58
Uh... See what I mean? Do you losers ever get tired of this? Don't you have anything better to do than repeat the same shit all day on the net? Ol- I've already told you I'm tired of you, why you're obsessed with me I don't know, I do find it flattering & disturbing. Keep being a low self esteem pot head whore who'll never secure a father for your bastard kid, & who will flash herself to anything for a pathetic need of attention. I am done with you & will no longer acknowledge you. DS, you are an idiot as well.
From: cageyb
[Russian Secret Service]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:58
Shit no DS. It's just that you can swear up a storm in here, post pics of anal abuse, and even question the staffs parentage, but heaven forbid you use too many exclamation marks!
From: sp00k
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:02
What, that I can be nice you, fucking bastard? ==== A Little help DS? ==== What? That I can be nice? You fucking bastard!
From: catwornan [CopKiller]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:03
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:45 I would like to say goodbye to you. /////////////////////// Ah, but she can't! The worthless cunt is obsessed with me. Not unlike many others on the forum. Somebodys jealous...
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:08
catwoman, you are a narcissistic idiot. You are fucking bi-polar, becaues you cry one day about how great your life is, whine how everything is is tough at work (when you should be grateful to have a decent job), then you talk about married men you want to fuck. You get a big ZERO of respect from me. That's been well-established. I thought you had to go anyway. cage, I know what you are saying...I think it is so people can't spam the links (hi, fucknut!).
From: catwornan [CopKiller]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:09
Where's Goyle? I need some Internet lovin! ;)
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:11
My kids are watching some thing on tv with dudes fencing, so they ask me about it and I told them about the masks and the foils so I told them. They asked me how I knew this shit and I told them one of my best friends was the fencing champion of Pennsylvania for a while. They asked me if I ever fenced him and it ocurred to me that I did. And I won. MUHAHAHAHA In addition to all my other magnificent qualities, I'm also a champion class fencer.
From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:15
Someone on here needs to get layed or is on the rag. pepe=jean?
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:20
From: catwoman [CopKiller] Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:58 ... Ol- I've already told you I'm tired of you, why you're obsessed with me I don't know, I do find it flattering & disturbing. Keep being a low self esteem pot head whore who'll never secure a father for your bastard kid, & who will flash herself to anything for a pathetic need of attention. I am done with you & will no longer acknowledge you... *************** really equates to: "i really have nothing intelligent to say in any form. all i know how to do is talk about how awesome i am while trying to insult others into feeling as bad about themselves as i actually feel about myself. i can't acknowledge you anymore b/c i'm just repeating the same old stuff and i can't come up with anything new. now that i've been confronted again and now i will leave as this is the only way i can deal with confrontation. when i leave, i have total control."
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:22
Catwoman, I want to meet you. I imagine your vagina.
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:27
pepe = jean? ----- No, Pepe took the picture of my cock and he used photoshop to put it on other images. Also one day he took the screenshot of a login for "jeanrennais" and he photoshoped "account not available" on the screen to it appear that he had the password of the account. He is a tricky shitty little man.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:29
ds, don't forget about how she goes on and on about how much she loves her job and how important she is in taking care of her clients and their families in their time of need. then posts gems like this: From: catwoman [CopKiller] Date: 12-Apr-2009 15:20 LOL patsy. FD's have the best senses of humor anyhow, we'd love something like that! I'll talk a little more about the bizz before I go. FD's are caring but when the #'s are low at a funeral all the staff laugh & crack jokes about the shitty turn out, we also make fun of the visitors when they're not looking, we humor them when we speak with them but once they leave...  ********** just stinks of professionalism, doesn't it? totally gives me confidence in the people who will prepare my loved ones when their time comes. i came across thess pictures, and i wouldn't doubt if this is catwoman.  
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:30
Jesus Christ. People look out for my troll. Nope DS, I'm not bi-polar. Don't read too much into things on the net sweetheart. Was hoping Patsy or GD were on while I'm here 'cause you won't be seeing much of me with you losers. Nothing interesting, just a bunch of psychopaths with too much time.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:30
From: francehero [Jean] Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:27 pepe = jean? ----- No, Pepe took the picture of my cock and he used photoshop to put it on other images. ------------- Well, that was intelligent.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:37
From: catwoman [CopKiller] Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:30 Jesus Christ. People look out for my troll. Nope DS, I'm not bi-polar. Don't read too much into things on the net sweetheart. --------------------- I am not your sweetheart, you wench. Quit bitching and whining about your job and married men you are trying to sreal if you don't want anyone to comment on it, SWEETheart. And didn't you say you were gonna be gone an hour ago?
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:37
Did you see my cock DS? Are you a beautiful woman?
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:41
This picture turns me on like a light, so wrong and disturbing. You know you like it, too. Pervert. 
From: patsyslonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:42
Hey, I'm here Cats. Don't pay attention to the two attention whores. They do seem to be obsessed with you. I suppose they have a hard time accepting a successful woman who is single by choice, seeing as they are both losers who can't keep a man.
From: pastafarian
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:44
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 22-Apr-2009 15:57 OL, women and men are both equally whorish. Really. It irks me that it is more acceptable for men to fuck around, yet not women. Last I checked, we weren't all living in Iraq. Excuse me whole I put my burka back on, before I get pelted with stones. ..... Maybe that's because men can just rinse off their dicks. Vagoo's need a good soak and scrub before the next use.
From: pontius
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:48
Welcome to the Daily Mental Institute of Rotten! We greet the fighting chick squad, the fake french, the morons, junkies, retards, gays, other rejects and combinations of aforementioned.  On rare occasions, we even have the pleasure of the monkey with his penis in his mouth visiting us. Now, as for women being either too tight or whores (I'd have said sluts): nonsense. Happy medium? Nonsense. Women have supernatural powers which allow them to switch into whatever state their partner does not want them in. It's amazing, really.
From: pastafarian
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:48
onelove: You hit the nail on the head there! But seriously, what guy hasn't been cheated on? If you say "me", you just don't know about it yet. And who needs to meet new women? I'm still trying to figure out the instructions for the one I've got.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:48
From: francehero [Jean] Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:37 Did you see my cock DS? Are you a beautiful woman? --------------- I don't give a fuck about your cock and whether or not you think I am pretty.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:52
From: pastafarian Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:44 ..... Maybe that's because men can just rinse off their dicks. Vagoo's need a good soak and scrub before the next use. ------------ I must agree...but how does that support your "all women are whores" argument? You get a "F" on this debate.
From: pastafarian
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:55
pontius: No, whores is correct. They're always looking for compensation: monetary, dinner, time, etc.
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:55
But did you see my cock DS? It is not so important that if you are pretty. I am a nice man and I want to be friendly with you. This is my cock... 
From: pastafarian
Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:57
Evident truths do not need backing up. Notice it's only the women who disagree.. but your opinion doesn't count, because you're whores! But here ya go, anyway. http://twitter.com/stoya Whore, or someone who just enjoys her job?
From: pastafarian
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:00
Disclaimer: onelove is not included in the "women are whores" statement, because she is actually close enough to come punch me in the mouth.
From: pastafarian
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:01
Also.. DS. I never was much of a master debater. 
From: pontius
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:02
Pasta, that might be true for the 2 you know/knew. I'm still in amicable relation with at least a dozen of my exes (yeah, I'm a male slut, so what. That's not even a bad rep anyway). By the way, whores are honest about their business, they fuck for money, no hidden agendas. That makes it pretty nonsensical to call your bitch a whore when she fucks your friend or daddy, or whatever happened to you. (LOL?)
From: sp00k
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:03
I'm guessing that's an 8.5 x 11 inch sheet of paper. That'd make your dick about 4 inches.
From: pastafarian
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:04
pontius, by your logic, is it safe to call my whore a bitch?
From: pontius
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:10
Yes Rastapopulous, that way round it could be OK, depending on your woman's activities on and off the clock.
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:11
From: sp00k Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:03 I'm guessing that's an 8.5 x 11 inch sheet of paper. That'd make your dick about 4 inches. ----- My cock is not total hard in that picture! I did have to wait a minute to take the picture and it smaller. I will take a new picture to prove that I am some 15cm and that is not so large but it is perfect normal. Also you do not consider the diameter that is more important. My last woman said that my cock hurt her some time until she was familiar to it.
From: pastafarian
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:12
I'm not concerned about that, pawntius, I'm concerned about her activities on and off the /cock/.
From: pastafarian
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:14
Also you do not consider the diameter that is more important. My last woman said that my cock hurt her some time until she was familiar to it. ... Anything will hurt a 9 year old, jean.. Oh, and French wine? le terrible! *spits*
From: pontius
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:17
Well, Tagliatellefarina, if your woman is on your cock on the clock, then she's your whore. If she's on another cock on the clock, your whore's just doing her job, if she's on your cock off the clock then you're happy and if she's on another cock off the clock, then you should dump her. Damn, it's really not that difficult.
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:20
From: pastafarian Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:14 Oh, and French wine? le terrible! *spits* We Americans know the taste!  ----- Good for you shitbrains!
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:23
jean, we all know your from PA, give up the french schtick. now that we know, its just not funny anymore. now instead of you looking like a french loser, you look like a loser from PA. Which makes you worse than the americans whom you claim to ridicule. Savvy?
From: pastafarian
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:24
Canadian, you surrender-monkey! Poonteeuss, thanks for clearing that up.
From: entityzero
[And one day, suddenly, there it was]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:28
My co-worker had a couple of moles removed, and she told me this morning that the nurse said the co-worker might not want to wear a bra for a few days because apparently the moles had been in the bra area and the wounds might be sore. The co-worker was over-joyed because now she has a medical excuse to go bra-less. Personally, I would tolerate a little discomfort rather than sport the "fried egg on a nail" look of my middle-aged, not-so-perky co-worker. (I'm sensing that I might have used too many hyphens in this post, but I-can't-be-sure.)
From: pontius
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:29
Jean au p'tit Zizi Quand Jean au'tit Zizi était petit, Ses camarades sur lui, faisaient pipi. Quand il était au lycée, Tout le monde le traitait de pédé. Alors lâche et l'esprit vengeur, Il tenta de s'en prendre aux beurs, A tous les étrangers en général, Qui, pour lui, étaient l'incarnation du mal. Heureusement, sa xénophobie, N'eu le temps d'engendrer sa folie, Et de provoquer, sans qu'on le veuille vraiment, Les fâcheuses conséquences que l'on redoutait tant Il continue pourtant de haïr et narguer, Tous ces gens venus de si loin, nous aider. Ceux-ci pourtant dignes et sympas, Ne se privent pas, et c'est leur droit, De lui faire comprendre, Et de lui faire part, Qu'il ne sera, toute sa vie durant, Qu'un immonde cafard puant. Et aux yeux de leurs enfants, Une créature de cauchemar, Visqueuse et assoiffée de sang.
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:35
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:23 jean, we all know your from PA ----- Ha, you are not so "savvy" as you say. I have my friend in Pennsylvania who he is not American but he is a Japanese with the residency and I had for him to use my account one day. He speaks perfect English. I allowed for him to confuse you more. He is truly in Pennsylvania but he is not from there. Après une prestation indigente en championnat à Grenoble (défaite 1-0), les Toulousains devaient à tout prix se reprendre en Coupe de France face à Guingamp. Les Bretons, en position d’outsiders, avaient déjà assuré leur maintien en Ligue 2 et n’avaient plus que la Vieille Dame pour briller. A un match du Stade de France et pour gagner le droit d’affronter Rennes en finale, les deux meilleures défenses de Ligue 1 et de Ligue 2 se devaient de l’emporter ! L’En Avant vainqueur au pays du rugby ? La cote était belle ! Je suis le héros de la France sur le forum!
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:38
I have to say- I give the girl +6 in looks +50 in hardcore style for photo But -1000 for hurting your child. Also , I had no idea all women were whores! I never got the memo! All these years , I guess I wasted my time treating ladies like ladies. ( sarcasm folks , it's hard to show that in print , even harder when you draw a blank on spelling ) DS/CAT! Any plans for a "thunderdome" type thing? It would do good on pay per view. How is everyone tonight?
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:38
From: pontius Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:29 Jean au p'tit Zizi ----- Your ladyboy has the larger cock of you.
From: pontius
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:43
Fucking pseudo-french idiot copypastas some french sports review to prove that he speaks it. Damn, what a short-dicked loser. To most others, the ladies (ladies, my ass, you wouldn't be on rotten if you were, lol), FU, Spaghetticarbonara, etc. - I'm off, need to work. I'll lurk and jump in if someones gonna be witty by accident.
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:47
Why are the mockybirds so much smarter than the others
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:49
From: pontius Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:43 ----- Il n'y a de poétique que le nom dans cet ensemble de cabanes de bois branlantes, de vieux bancs sales et de linge très fatigué qui sèche en plein vent. Le coin ensoleillé n'est autre qu'un de ces bidonvilles qui constellent l'Afrique du Sud. L'étrangeté des lieux est ailleurs. Dans la couleur de peau des 75 habitants : blanche. En Afrique du Sud, la ségrégation reste vivace, même dans la détresse. Ici, les Noirs et les Blancs n'ont en commun que d'être la cible des criminels, sourit Hans, le maître des lieux. Ses mains racontent son amour pour le travail manuel. Son visage celui de la bière.
From: pepe
[Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 18:00
From: entityzero [And one day, suddenly, there it was] Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:28 My co-worker had a couple of moles removed, and she told me this morning that the nurse said the co-worker might not want to wear a bra for a few days because apparently the moles had been in the bra area and the wounds might be sore. ----------------------------   Must have been the sharp teeth, or was it the claws that made the tits sore?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 18:05
 And you thought Kim Philby was bad.
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 18:07
Fuck you Pepe. You make people think that I am you. Maybe I will make people think that you are someone else and you see for how it feels. I will have my day with you...
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 18:21
"I was so bored once, I fucked a dog." - Sid and Nancy 
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 18:26
From: pastafarian Date: 22-Apr-2009 16:55 "No, whores is correct. They're always looking for compensation: monetary, dinner, time, etc. " ___________________________________ Mind you, it's merely a form of commerce. The above emoluments are only given out to those women willing to feed a male ego with a larger appetite than the most obnoxious of trolls, and look up adoringly at the object of her affections as if he were walking on tall stilts with a bright lightbulb screwed in his asshole, spreading light in the dark female universe. Behold! The Colossus of Rhodes and the Lighthouse of Alexandria! Two of the Wonders of the World rolled into one. Of course, some smart and patient women need not trade for Love, they just know how to find good men (or women)and vice-versa.
From: pepe
[Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 18:35
I'd never been lucky with girls I confess Don't know who to blame for my lack of success Cause even with ones up the back of a bus There was always the risk of a slap in the puss But Jean, Oh Jean You lot me got lucky with you The first time I met you it did cross my mind The next time I saw you there wasn't the time The third time I saw you I thought that I would The fourth time I met you I knew that I would But Jean, you get let me get lucky with you I want you forever I want you for good So I'm gonna treat you the way that I should For your soul and body My hearts gonna pound Even after the day that I'm laid in the ground Cause Jean you let me get lucky with you
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Apr-2009 18:49
Shit, I missed all the fun so far. That'll teach me to go eat dinner and watch some decent TV. Goddamn you guys and gals, why can't you have a fight when I'm here?
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:02
From: conspiracy [Theory] Date: 22-Apr-2009 17:38 DS/CAT! Any plans for a "thunderdome" type thing? It would do good on pay per view. -------------- conspiracy, I'll never quite like you. On the other hand, you HAVE served our country. I have respect for you that.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:08
Look guys ... Sandy and "Jean" ... you pussies can fight all you want, no one cares. But leave /b/ out of it, mkay? /b/ is a respectable site.
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:09
Phoey were stranded when it were snowy & drove out the next day having shoveled the driveway
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:11
Here you go, there's one or two that haven't opened yet though. Starting to smell like a cheap perfume was spilled too, LOL 
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:12
Garg, good evening -- I came in too late as well, and missed DR's self-designated Mother's valiant defense of all innocent children (even the non-Polish ones), as well as her denunciation of "whores".. I, too, seldom get in on the fun.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:14
nice, gargy! there must be something wrong with me or the hoya blooms i've been near. i can't smell a thing when they open.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:16
My daddy left home when I was three And he didn't leave much to ma and me Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid But the meanest thing that he ever did Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."
From: pontius
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:16
Pasta: Unleavened dough, made of wheat flour, water, and sometimes eggs, that is molded into any of a variety of shapes and boiled.  Farians: The Farians are a humanoid species native to the planet Farius Prime.  Pastafarian: The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the deity of a [parody] religion called The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.  Damn, and you wonder why chicks cheat on you...
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:18
Any other Breaking Bad fans on here? Anyone? God damn if that isn't the best show on tv, and if this season isn't even better than the first.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:19
Phoe, knock out pictures! That young lady is in amazingly good shape and the situation visually incongruous. What more could one want? Even better than a nude ride lying back at speed against the sissy bar.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:22
LOL GD, I guess we gingers just have different timing OL, they are strongest smelling at night and if there's much air circulation it will dilute it. Best to have them in a closed room to really get a nose full. Then they are overpowering. The first time I had one bloom was one I kept in a bathroom window. It was actually in the shower stall window with my african violets. After a day of blooming and no one being home with the windows closed it almost knocked me over when I went in there.
From: rkc
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:24
Fucking trolls. Like Mini and 3P, I also grabbed a single character "r". So it appears Duder/staff cleaned up some of the toxic wasteland. Spare Jean though, that PA lad can be fun to observe, at times.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:26
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:12 Garg, good evening -- I came in too late as well, and missed DR's self-designated Mother's valiant defense of all innocent children (even the non-Polish ones), as well as her denunciation of "whores".. I, too, seldom get in on the fun. *************** gd, who or what in the hell are you talking about up there?
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:26
From: pontius Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:20 Stop breaking bad farts, gerbil. From: gargoyle1 Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:22 OL, they are strongest smelling at night and if there's much air circulation it will dilute it. Best to have them in a closed room to really get a nose full. Then they are overpowering. The first time I had one bloom was one I kept in a bathroom window. It was actually in the shower stall window with my african violets. After a day of blooming and no one being home with the windows closed it almost knocked me over when I went in there. ... These posts just seem to go together.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:31
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:19 Phoe, knock out pictures! That young lady is in amazingly good shape and the situation visually incongruous. What more could one want? -------------- Yay, another post about GD being gay and talking about it. Really, I don't give a fuck either way...I just choose not to discuss any dick stuffed into me. And a 60 year-old lesbian, I'd say I am sorry, (but that would be insincere)...anyone "tantalized" by your sex life now is a lonely loser.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:35
I looked up "Seventh Degree Possession" hoping it would be something exciting and requiring the assistance of a posse of exorcists. Alas it is merely being found with very small amounts (even "traces") of a "controlled substance" and is a misdemeanor. Sounds as if the young lady had an slight accident (unspecified), gave a piece of her mind to the kopskys, and got busted for not knowing her place. Kid was released by the quacks immediately, so hardly much of a case there either, or the ever ready to please CPS would have been at the ER as quickly as their slimy bellies could carry them. So, what's left? One of the finest mug shots I have seen in my life. All highly entertaining.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:37
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:34 Feel free to discuss any dick stuffed into you, DS. --------------- I feel free not to discus my sex life.
From: pontius
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:39
DS, I don't care about your sex life, really. But could we please talk about your mense? LOL!
From: rkc
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:41
Actually, I don't mind discussions of women on women. Guys on guys though isn't to appealing. Porn has conditioned me well.
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:42
Here is some thing I found for GD to masturbate... 
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:44
Hey Pepe you are a Susan Boyle fan, no? Britain is sure has Talent!
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:49
aww, c'mon... i'm stressed out and i feel like i get a lobotomy on a daily basis. i'm very tired and no one here seems to want to tell me what gd's post means.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:53
GD, I thought of you this evening.. I caught a piece of "Don't Tempt Me", Fanny Ardant is in charge of Heaven, which is set in Paris in B&W I'm setting the DVD to record it at 4:20 am tonight so I can watch it without interruption.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:55
One of then best tributes to the Ladies of the Evening: Oh the sisters of mercy, they are not departed or gone. They were waiting for me when I thought that I just can't go on. And they brought me their comfort and later they brought me this song. Oh I hope you run into them, you who've been travelling so long. Yes you who must leave everything that you cannot control. It begins with your family, but soon it comes around to your soul. Well I've been where you're hanging, I think I can see how you're pinned: When you're not feeling holy, your loneliness says that you've sinned. Well they lay down beside me, I made my confession to them. They touched both my eyes and I touched the dew on their hem. If your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn they will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem. When I left they were sleeping, I hope you run into them soon. Don't turn on the lights, you can read their address by the moon. And you won't make me jealous if I hear that they sweetened your night: We weren't lovers like that and besides it would still be all right, We weren't lovers like that and besides it would still be all right. (Leonard Cohen)
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:04
Patsy -- You're uncanny. I have wanted to see that. I didn't recognize the English title. I try to see as many of Cruz' European pictures as possible. She always shines but especially when working with Almodovar.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:05
gd, it's way over my head. unless otherwise advised, i will assume that your post wasn't directed at me. i will also have no other choice to assume that you were referring to polish and non-polish child-whores and their saviour, defender, and possibly their pimp. ugh. i need sleep. and a vacation.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:05
GD, It's on Showtime Next (one of the Showtime Channels) Thursday 4:20 AM - 6:10 AM Also: Showtime Next 04/26/09 at 10:20 AM Showtime Beyond 05/01/09 at 2:35 PM Showtime Beyond 05/04/09 at 5:00 PM
From: evangelicide [Oderint Dum Metuant]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:11
"France first in healthcare!" Ah oui... mais vous êtes la dernière en matière d'hygiène!
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:12
I'll sign up for Showtime -- It seems that our eldest daughter wants to come and share art studio ad workshop space 3 days per week with me in the Fall and she's a Showtime enthusiast. Thanks a lot.
From: rck
Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:13
I have to admit, I think Jean's cock is formidable. If it's 15cm when fully erect, I don't know, what's that? 8 inches or something? I mean it's nothing for the record books but its nothing to be embarrassed about either. And he's right, diameter is an important factor.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:16
15cm is about 5 7/8 inches, not even 6 inches, whoopee, LOL, needle dick the beetle fucker
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:26
"Ah oui... mais vous �tes la derni�re en mati�re d'hygi�ne! " _______________________________ Absurd. Europe's facilities are used just as often as in the US and generally far superior in design and modern appliances (Kohler excepted). Unless you hang aroud the French equivalent of our backwoods, fleabag hotels, and cheap trailer parks, that is. This foundless crap really gets boring, stupid parrots repeating the same nonsense ad nauseam.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:29
Goyle, another lovely morning at Quest tomorrow. I better get my beauty sleep, I get extremely cranky in the morning. GD, welcome. Maybe someone can tape it for you. Later guys! Patsy over and out.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:30
LOL GD, I'm sure it's as bad as spam, maybe worse. I'm afraid I'd make it a tad worse though if I ever got hold of a troll. Burning them would release more carbon
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:33
"Ah oui... mais vous êtes la dernière en matière d'hygiène!" _______________________________________________ According to this report: http://www.infores.com/public/uk/newsevents/thoughtleadership/uk_new_073103.pdf, in Europe, the French are: First in shampoo consumption (see page 18) First in deodorant consumption (see p 19) Third in toothpaste consumption (see p 20) Second in laundry detergent consumption (see p 11) Here is how the report concludes: "In France, coffee and biscuit consumption is above average but it is in the bathroom where the French really splash out. They spend the most on deodorant and shampoo and are just behind Germany in terms of bath and shower product spend."
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:36
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:37 From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 22-Apr-2009 19:34 Feel free to discuss any dick stuffed into you, DS. --------------- I feel free not to discus my sex life. ***** So does this mean you WON'T be telling us any family reunion stories? 
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:38
My Sister went big on the time warner dvr and a shit load of channels (the day i goatsed her desk top) She is expecting the samsung 50 somthin inch TV saturday. and I will put the refoamed 12" woofers back in those infinity cabs. Is true blood still available on "demand" what all is still findable that a Rotter oughta like?(prefer no commercials) I liked deadwood ,carnivale, dead like me, and a good music score matters. I haven't had TV since '05 Mary J wants to know! Yeah yeah I've said don't have a life.
From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:39
From: gargoyle1 Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:16 15cm is about 5 7/8 inches, not even 6 inches, whoopee, LOL, needle dick the beetle fucker ----- I said it that was APPROXIMATELY 15cm, so 6 inches or so. I do not bother to measure it. Oh well, you cannot see my post, just as you cannot see your cock! Stupid fat bastard.
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 21:26
Phoe waited in vain for her flight to Maine & resorted to the train when it started to rain
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 21:44
Phoey were expectatious when she found out she were pregnatious but then discovered the sex of her progeny were androgyny % % % % % % % % Phoe's forebears were from Ontario & just a stone's throw from Buffalo
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 22:07
Rushing outta Bordeaux Phoe left her cell phone next to the lavabo
From: h0nkeysnapper [Jo Momma]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 22:12
What's cracka lackan all you pasty pale crackers?!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 22:12
Phoey were uncontentious, Bowels overflowing with fecal-stained mendacious A silly anti-bone's flow From would-be jew Garafolo Results in offspring with polydactyly.
From: h0nkeysnapper [Jo Momma]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 22:17
Whoa there Rodney, calm down my pale friend,did I offend you?
From: evangelicide [Oderint Dum Metuant]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 22:26
"Absurd. Europe's facilities are used just as often as in the US and generally far superior in design and modern appliances (Kohler excepted). Unless you hang aroud the French equivalent of our backwoods, fleabag hotels, and cheap trailer parks, that is. This foundless crap really gets boring, stupid parrots repeating the same nonsense ad nauseam. " Right... I guess you're 'derniere' in having a sense of humor as well. I'm well aware that it's a baseless stereotype. Perhaps you forgot that this is rotten and not salon.com? While we're on the topic, do you know where the whole stereotype about the love affair the French have with Jerry Lewis comes from? It actually has some degree of truth to it, but not for the reasons most people think. I do commend you for your taste in toilets, however. My Kohler can handle EIGHTEEN golf balls without clogging, or so I've been told. Haven't had the opportunity to try it, though...
From: pontius
Date: 22-Apr-2009 22:28
DD, don't forget that your prezzi is a n¡gger! A happy-spending-n¡gger even, lol!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 22:42
That may be difficult to accept Pontage...hey, I didn't vote for the nig-nog. I shall give him a chance, but if the Toad goes on some leftist bent with a pile of horse-shit, I shall call him upon the ideological carpet. And yes......writ uber-large and with astonishing rapidity.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 22:48
From: evangelicide [Oderint Dum Metuant] Date: 22-Apr-2009 22:26 I do commend you for your taste in toilets, however. My Kohler can handle EIGHTEEN golf balls without clogging, or so I've been told. Haven't had the opportunity to try it, though... *** Wouldn't it hurt too much to try and pass that many at once?
From: evangelicide [Oderint Dum Metuant]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 22:49
Not if you chew them just right.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 22:50
I fail to see, Evangelicide, why one should need seek humour in the regurgitation of superannuated claptrap while the world offers so many real absurdities to dissect and lampoon. Seems like a bit of a waste or a lack of imagination. As to this being "Rotten", I was under the impression that one of the main purposes of the site was to ridicule and cast fresh horse apples at gross human stupidities rather than add to the count.
From: absinetheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 23:15
To expostulate What majesty should be, what duty is, What day is day, night night, and time is time, Were nothing but to waste night, day, and time; Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, I will be brief. I swear I use no art at all. That you are mad, 'tis true: 'tis true 'tis pity; And pity 'tis 'tis true—a foolish figure! But farewell it, for I will use no art. Mad let us grant you then. And now remains That we find out the cause of this effect Or rather say, the cause of this defect, For this effect defective comes by cause. Thus it remains, and the remainder thus. Perpend...
From: hellvis [Hunka Hunka Burning Hate]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 23:16
Wheee! I got rugburn on my penis from humping the floor on this one.
From: pontius
Date: 22-Apr-2009 23:25
DD, look what a n¡gger does when it gets the opportunity: it spends. Hell, in Africa, the chiefs can't hold their fucking monkey hordes together for a million reasons, the very first being that they all think they should own it all, neighbouring countries included. Greed ahoy! Of course, the tribal leaders think the same, but on a different level; they want to own the neighbouring tribes; the normal "working men" (LOL, I know it's an oxymoroned oxymoron when speaking of n¡ggers) think the neighbour's land and wife belongs to him, etc. So you give that monkey a chance, huh? He'll either turn monkey once he gets nervous, or he'll overcompensate by trying to be anti-monkey. And worst having come to worst, it's not like he took an easy job there, with a booming global crisis and a white monkey having fucked up anything that could possibly be fucked up over 8 years. [Un]fortunately, I'm not interested enough in American politics to know what his chosen team is up to and if they can make a difference.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 23:30
A bit of fucking truth.........20 years olde, great, you can fuck forever. Put 20 years later on yer ass.....well, the dick works just as well. But you become less inimical to dumb bitches. Ain't life wonderful?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 23:37
"Of course, the tribal leaders think the same, but on a different level; they want to own the neighbouring tribes" ____________________________ Ponty, I think you just described perfectly the dynamics of European politics (and other continents' as well) for the past few thousand years. T'e only change I see, is that the word "tribe" was later substituted by "nation", which seems to reflect a bit more pomp and gravitas.
From: h0nkeysnapper [Jo Momma]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 23:43
Wow I've noticed a bunch of you honkey's on here are racist! Oh Boy! I think I've came to the wrong place! :O
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 23:52
I have no objection to Hafricans being as Hafrican as they wish. As long as they do it on their own turf and own "dollar". What I object to is when the charming inhabitants of that continent and other similar places, such as Thailand, import their habits into my homeland. Thanks but no thanks. We really can manage with our own prostitutes, fraudsters, murderers and rapists .
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 22-Apr-2009 23:55
I would also disagree as to the cleanliness of European toiletting facilities, especially the public ones. I have always found American "rest rooms" superior, even in out of the way places. Many British toilets are now cleaned by third worlders , Indians, Africans, Poles. One does not have to be Einstein to realise that, perhaps, these are not the best qualified of folk. I wonder what Japanese rest stops are like, spotless, I imagine. Alas, I must be away to work now. Toodles.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 00:15
"I would also disagree as to the cleanliness of European toiletting facilities, especially the public ones. " ____________________________ I guess, OG, that you eschewed our service stations, LOL.
From: pontius
Date: 23-Apr-2009 00:20
"...and other similar places, such as Thailand,..." --- LOL, you wish, grampa. Hump one of your n¡ggers or pakis; if you still get it up, that is. Oh, and stop trying to annoy me, I've been through 2 years of massive shittypants trolling. If you really want to annoy me, you'd have to follow me 24/7 wearing a furry suit and singing gay love songs while holding your own turd. I think I've developed a carapace hard enough to ward off anything else.
From: pontius
Date: 23-Apr-2009 00:29
GD, I do not think that my "model" applies to Europe / European politics. Europe tries to unite to be competitive on a global market; monkey leaders just try to grab what's grabbable. Ever wondered why n¡ggers dominate virtually all sports, except those that involve strategic thinking? N¡ggers are unable to plan ahead, to foresee, to outsmart any opponent; they aren't made to be leaders or to dominate by other means than violence. Of course, that's just my humble opinion and might be farthest away from the truth.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 00:52
Tortoise-like carapace? Shit, for a moment I fantasized I knew something about phylogeny and biological classification. Silly I. Yeah.......it's fucking nonsense, as anyone with a brain would concur. Leave social and political subjects to your betters my gook-loving pal. We wouldn't wish to see you overly embarrassed by your rank foolishness and dearth of clever analysis .....would we? ---- Ha!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 01:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj8jwGXeBIA Just to be Un-happy. - Stabbing Westward
From: pontius
Date: 23-Apr-2009 01:16
Must be a pot/kettle thing, a troll (trolling Ciao who hasn't posted in months) calling me retarded. Don't hold your breath for an answer, I just passé'ed you.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 01:20
Ponty, you're right... for the past 50 yrs. or so, and I have no idea for how long it will last (remember the fate of the Hanseatic League and other attempts at cooperation?). However the previous 2000+ yrs were a series of tribes, city states, nations, murdering each other at regular intervals to steal what the others considered theirs or impose upon them their religious beliefs (the two not being mutually exclusive). The millions who kicked off during WWI and WWI were but the last examples of this thirst for expansion and hegemony. I won't go into all the conflicts and wars preceding them. What you said, is, I believe, an accurate description of the human condition, and probably hard-wired. It will probably be the cause of the total extinction of the stupid bipeds. I won't mourn.
From: pontius
Date: 23-Apr-2009 01:34
LOL, GD, I can only say: "Lavabo inter innocentes manus meas!"*, as I'm not even 40 yet, heheh. (* Please don't tell me the number of mistakes I made, but you can correct me, me being Pontius and all should get at least that part right )
From: pontius
Date: 23-Apr-2009 02:00
GD, superbiam numquam in tuo sensu aut in tuo verbo dominari permittas in ipsa enim initium sumpsit omnis perditio.  Au revoir et à bientôt, ma chère.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 23-Apr-2009 05:54
Gerbil, couldn't stand not seeing that fugly mug any longer? Damn, why don't you just call him up and get a fix? Hell, go visit, we've all seen his address here. Fucking fivehead gopher faced freak
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 07:12
WARNING: ON TOPIC POST Got to give the girl props for flipping off the camera on her mugshot On another note, it looks like fucknut gave up.
From: sp00k
Date: 23-Apr-2009 07:33
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 23-Apr-2009 07:12 WARNING: ON TOPIC POST Got to give the girl props for flipping off the camera on her mugshot On another note, it looks like fucknut gave up. ===== I doubt IT gave up, ITs just not able. I think Duders appearance the other day might have been a warning.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 08:07
"I guess, OG, that you eschewed our service stations, LOL. " I ain't achewed nothin'. Actually, no , I haven't experienced the delights of the native American truck stop rest room. I was drawing my experiences from such delights as the beach toilets in Hawaii which, to my amazement, were clean and contained toilet paper. In the U.K such facilities would be full of graffiti, shit and , possibly, a couple of elderly and hopeful looking gay guys. If, by any slim chance, paper had accidentally been placed there it would have been stuffed down the bowl to block it and then shat upon. By Africans.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 23-Apr-2009 08:50
Git, you haven't tried the restrooms at local service stations? The joys you've missed. Urine flowing freely on the floors, brown trout swimming in the bowls. The smell is almost indescribable. Most of the rest areas aren't too bad, except Kansas, on I -70, those are so bad you'd be better off holding it or just go along the hiway somewhere. Truckstops are actually pretty decent in most cases, other than maybe the occasional gay trucker lurking about.
From: pepe
[Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 08:53
From: francehero [Jean] Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:39 From: gargoyle1 Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:16 15cm is about 5 7/8 inches, not even 6 inches, whoopee, LOL, needle dick the beetle fucker ----- I said it that was APPROXIMATELY 15cm, so 6 inches or so. I do not bother to measure it. Oh well, you cannot see my post, just as you cannot see your cock! Stupid fat bastard. ---------------------------- "Oh well, you cannot see my post, just as you cannot see your cock! Stupid fat bastard." ^^^^ It's r0tted.
From: pepe
[Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 08:56
From: gargoyle1 Date: 23-Apr-2009 08:50 Git, you haven't tried the communal restrooms at my apartment complex? The joys you've missed. Urine flowing freely on the floors, brown trout swimming in the sinks. The smell is irresistible. ^^^^ Ack! yuck! eewwwww!
From: pepe
[Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 09:03
From: gargoyle1 Date: 22-Apr-2009 20:16 15cm is about 5 7/8 inches, not even 6 inches, whoopee, LOL, needle dick the beetle fucker ------------------------------------- It's about average size you cheeky skirt-wearing twat!
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 09:34
Truckstops are actually pretty decent in most cases, other than maybe the occasional gay trucker lurking about. +++ I found the exception to that rule recently. First I tried the bathrooms inside the station, both the men and women's bathrooms, upon opening the doors you could see wet stuff all over the floors and shit on the walls. So I go out and around to the side where the showers and bathrooms that the truckers use is located. I have no idea what the inside of these bathrooms might have looked like, as the doors themselves were covered in shit. Should have known there was a reason hardly any trucks were in the parking lot. Thankfully made it to the next, much cleaner, gas station.
From: pepe
[Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:09
From: asshollius [ikthool] Date: 23-Apr-2009 09:55 Hey kittie, I've got my own share of problems right now, but what's up? ---------------------------- What problems?
From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:20
"Who the fuck told you you could address me you fucking moron?" ---------------------------------------- How do you know your mother didn't tell me? Unless maybe she's dead...
From: petone9
[petone9]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:22
What's seventh degree possession of a controlled substance? Her mugshot is really stunning. I wonder what finishing school she attended... This morning I spent $80.00 to have a stray cat put to sleep. My elderly neighbor lady found it in her bark dust. Animal control was closed and they won't pick up cats anyway. I asked why and they told me, "People don't pay taxes to take care of cats..." I was surprised to say the least. Oh well, no good deed goes unpunished. LOL at myself! Please do your part to control overpopulation and always spay or neuter your pets. Thank you. Have a rotten day.
From: pepe
[Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:22
From: itsmetroll [troll] Date: 23-Apr-2009 09:57 How is your mother, stfu? -------------------- His mum lives in some cardboard boxes outside the shopping mall in downtown Jacksonville. Apparently she got ripped off by her Realtor son on some crooked property deal, her home got repossessed, and she is homeless.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:23
From: gargoyle1 Date: 23-Apr-2009 08:50 Git, you haven't tried the restrooms at local service stations? The joys you've missed. Urine flowing freely on the floors, brown trout swimming in the bowls. The smell is almost indescribable Have you been to New Jersey? It has a special smell.
From: cageyb
[Russian Secret Service]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:42
From: petone9 [petone9] Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:22 What's seventh degree possession of a controlled substance? Her mugshot is really stunning. I wonder what finishing school she attended... This morning I spent $80.00 to have a stray cat put to sleep. My elderly neighbor lady found it in her bark dust. Animal control was closed and they won't pick up cats anyway. I asked why and they told me, "People don't pay taxes to take care of cats..." I was surprised to say the least. Oh well, no good deed goes unpunished. LOL at myself! Please do your part to control overpopulation and always spay or neuter your pets. Thank you. Have a rotten day. *************************** OK Petone, who the fuck are you?? Bob Barker in drag?
From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:44
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:35 Hey, fucko, my mom's alive and well. And not on rotten, I might add. Hahahaha lolorlofaolrfamalorflol --------------------------------------- Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Hahahaha lolorlofaolrfamalorflol Touché!
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:51
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Hahahaha lolorlofaolrfamalorflol ------------------------------- Jeez, Troll, what are you, like 11? do your parents know you're not in school today?
From: asshollius
[ikthool]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:51
From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew] Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:09 What problems? _____________________________________________ Thanks for your concern Sandy. You seem like a really nice, trustworthy guy who might be able to help me. My problems? For one, I've been drinking liquor and not eating much, so I have diarrhea. Last night I passed out and while I was sleeping... well, I leaked a little bit. Mrs. Holius has stopped doing the laundry for me and I'm running out of underwear. Sometimes I have to wear the same pair for more than a day (I haven't gone more than a week though). But anyway, I don't want to throw this pair out but its got diarrhea on it and I'm not sure what to do. I tried rinsing it in the sink and using some hand soap on it but its still a mess. This morning Ik jr. said "Dad you smell like dookie!" It's embarrassing. Any suggestions?
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:56
Ikthool, I suggest learning to do laundry for yourself. It's not hard, you put the clothes into the machine, add soap, and turn it on. Wait for the beeping then put the clothes in the dryer, turn that on, and wait for that to beep. Then the clothes are clean.
From: andrewthefag [Cymru am byth]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:56
Ikthool troll. As you know I have the same problem. Please send those stained underwear to me, unwashed. I will do some research on them and then I will give you my professional opinion.
From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 11:03
From: fartnozzle [Hiznibs] Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:51 Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Hahahaha lolorlofaolrfamalorflol ------------------------------- Jeez, Troll, what are you, like 11? do your parents know you're not in school today? _______________________________ I tailored the comment to the person whom I was addressing, Mr. Fart. Look at his posts and tell me they're less juvenile. By the way, how's your Father doing?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 23-Apr-2009 11:04
Cranky, were you in Kansas? They don't seem to have cleaned the rest areas since about the time they were built. cracker, why yes, once. I remember that stench. What I found was that just about everyone there was so rude it had to be genetic. The only ones who weren't rude were the non natives, the ones from east europe and such.
From: roswellmilitia
[part-time help of wits = full time help of halfwits]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 11:10
Too bad that woman's mug shot didn't include her rack. STFU: Saw that message you posted for me on *rottenfuckers*. I re-edited the post and got the link working properly. Weird thing is that the link cannot go directly to the specific video; the link can only go to the Foxnews caught-on-tape section and then you have to select the vid you want manually. 
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 11:14
Ik, Fortunately for you, the solution to your problem is but minutes away! As you may know the magical waters of the Conestoga River hold curative powers that rival even the waters at Lourdes. Even the briefest immersion has been known to cure maladies ranging from Ebola and pancreatic cancer to canker sores and genital warts. However, what few people, even those of our area, know, is that the mystic waters of the 'Stoga can rid clothes of stubborn stains as well. Have you not seen how our Hispanic neighbors are always dressed in the cleanest, neatest clothing? They are known to frolic in the "Boils", the area of the river under the old stone amtrak bridge below the water treatment plant. a few moments in the rapids and, Voila! Fresh as a daisy! Give it a try Ik..You'll never use your washing machine again!
From: asshollius
[ikthool]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 11:21
Give it a try Ik..You'll never use your washing machine again! ________________________ My only "washing machine" is Mrs. Holius' hands in the kitchen sink.
From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 11:26
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 23-Apr-2009 11:15 BF, you know youre talking to A TROLL, RIGHT? ------------------------------------ BF? Is there something we don't know about you two? Anyway, that's cool that you finally admit that you're a troll.
From: qargoyle1
Date: 23-Apr-2009 11:27
From: asshollius [ikthool] Date: 23-Apr-2009 10:51 Thanks for your concern Sandy. You seem like a really nice, trustworthy guy who might be able to help me. My problems? For one, I've been drinking liquor and not eating much, so I have diarrhea. Last night I passed out and while I was sleeping... well, I leaked a little bit. Mrs. Holius has stopped doing the laundry for me and I'm running out of underwear. Sometimes I have to wear the same pair for more than a day (I haven't gone more than a week though). But anyway, I don't want to throw this pair out but its got diarrhea on it and I'm not sure what to do. I tried rinsing it in the sink and using some hand soap on it but its still a mess. This morning Ik jr. said "Dad you smell like dookie!" It's embarrassing. Any suggestions? ---------------------------- May I suggest that you wear a skirt and go commando as I do. No poopy undies and lower laundry bills. My steampunk washing machine is really cool, built it myself from some old junk.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 11:40
Goyle, yer periodically tiresome but sometimes induce a chortle. 'brown trout swimming in the bowl' was rather droll. (hey, that rhymes) Fuck; I have a 1/2 lb. of Boar's Head Pastrami and copious Swiss.....but no onion. And it's hot as an Ethiope's back-passage after a marathon outside. No rest for the 'rotten' I suppose.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 12:03
I was just thinking something similar, dribbledick. You are always tiresome, never original, and never entertaining. In fact if you had ANY personality you would surely be the most boring person in the room. As it is, you dont even qualify for least interesting person alive.
From: nudeanaglyphs
[Nude Anaglyphs]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 12:12
fartnozzle [Hiznibs] wrote > Jeez, Troll, what are you, like 11? > > do your parents know you're not in school today? If there's one thing worse than a troll, it's a person who responds to it. The only thing worse than that is a person who responds to a person who responds to a troll. Oh wait... ah, crap. Anyway, try my new and _improved_ Daily Rotten proxy: http://howardknight.net/dailyrotten/ No more server side scripting. Just click the "kill" link next to the troll's name. Updated every 30 minutes.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 12:19
When Norace received his just desserts your raison d'etre ceased to exist....you would make fine bedfellows. (opposite sides of the same tarnished coin) A more irrelevant poster on this site was never made manifest. Hateful self-loathing bastard aren't you? I don't envy you your painful childhood. Never clever, congratulatory, or witty.....just constant copious quantities of bilious invective. And so dumb! Ha.
From: pastafarian
Date: 23-Apr-2009 12:22
ikthool, I had something similar happen to me just the other day, lol. I wasn't feeling all that hot, and I was taking a piss (you know how you push a bit to go, it relaxes the ass a bit..) and well, I had a bit of a coughing fit and I blew out my "o" ring and pretty much fragged the entire shower curtain/ area behind me. An entire roll of paper towel was harmed in the making of that scene..
From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 12:31
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 23-Apr-2009 12:03 I was just thinking something similar, dribbledick. You are always tiresome, never original, and never entertaining. ------------------------------------- I fail to see anything original and entertaining about you. You're simply an asshole and an Internet bully. BTW, since you've got such a hard on for Sandy's mother why don't you talk to Mr. Fart about his dead Father. That would be so cool, clever and entertaining.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 12:35
You want to talk about dead people, let's talk about the dead relative you have that made it to rotten.com. Now, thats entertainment! Pussy.
From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 12:39
"let's talk about the dead relative you have that made it to rotten.com. Now, thats entertainment!" ? What about my dead relative would you like to discuss, creep?
From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 12:43
"When Norace received his just desserts your raison d'etre ceased to exist..." I was here long before Norace. Though I admit, this is one of my more boring trolls. Thanks for the donut!
From: pastafarian
Date: 23-Apr-2009 12:51
What's that song? Styx - Too Much Time on My Hands? I dedicate it to the dedicated trolls out there.
From: moty
[Dawn Davenport]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 12:55
Petone9: Thank you for being such a nice neighbor. You did a good thing and now the cat is playing at the Rainbow Bridge. Pet owners should have their animals fixed. There are too many unwanted dogs and cats and the Humane Society can only do so much. STFU is really rude and calls all the women who post here cunts. Even Green Death. He's obviously afraid of girls.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 12:55
The search feature carries posts as late as May 2008. There were no results for "itsmetroll", so that means that username was registered AFTER May 2008. Troll lying? Color me shocked.
From: pepe
[Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 13:04
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 23-Apr-2009 12:55 The search feature carries posts as late as May 2008. There were no results for "itsmetroll", so that means that username was registered AFTER May 2008. ------------------------------ Not true, search for my old username, no results found.
From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 13:06
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 23-Apr-2009 12:55 The search feature carries posts as late as May 2008. There were no results for "itsmetroll", so that means that username was registered AFTER May 2008. Troll lying? Color me shocked. ---------------------------- Now wait a minute. I'm serious... you're not really that stupid, right? That's some fine detective work there boy! LOL You think that this is my only name? Anyway, I'm full. But I'll be back for leftovers.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 13:29
I suppose theo is the best .gif maker on rotten, but I haven't seen him for quite awhile. Being prolific doesn't make one great. Fucknut was one of the most prolific posters here, both in sheer number of posts and in length of posts as well. He was not a great poster, because he was a monomaniac who never once considered another poster's point of view. Sandy is a prolific .gif maker, but that is it. He is proof that a million monkeys on a million typewriters can not come up with anything worth reading. BTW - Happy birthday Shakespeare! Thanks, GD. I wasn't sure if it was shopped or not, but she sure looks like she's enjoying herself.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 13:42
It might well be shopped, Stud, but I enjoyed it so much that I decided not to put it through the detection program. If it is, it is really creative, which is more than I can say for a lot of crap I used to see before r0tt.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 13:44
Meanwhile, seanjohn is looking for America's next top male model. http://www.seanjohn.com/contest/ In the Number two slot is a real hot hunk, Peter Griffin. He will be in the top slot before too long, with about a million votes, courtesy of the fine folks at /b/.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 13:46
That sucks, looks like I missed Kitty. Noodlefarian, I'm not sure why you would tell me that, but still, sorry to hear about your errant o ring.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 14:18
I can't find the site that had the "oh my" girl. Wasn't it bostonblueeyes or something like that? anyway, it's up and disappeared.
From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 14:28
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch] Date: 22-Apr-2009 14:44 you know she takes it in the naughty hole ------ There's a naughty one?
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 14:29
http://home.netscape.ca/~mjpenguin/images/Animation/OMMY/ I was thinking about doing something with 'oh my'. I'm sure I have it saved someplace. The link has the animation broken down into it's individual frames. You could print them out and make a flip book.
From: clarese76 [clarese p.]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 14:34
She's in for a lot of fun now that CPS is in life. In this case their involvement is warranted, but they will be up her ass for quite some time. She looks like an ostrich.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 14:55
I am trembling at the thought of "CPS", considering that I have not seen one single image to which it might even begin to address objections. Of course, rampant paranoia can induce the most exotic hallucinations, as seems to be the case for noobie idiot Calrese (whoever that maybe). Prole, we know you see "things", so no comment, LOL.
From: bender
[bite my shiny metal ass]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 14:57
http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html I have a bad habit of clicking on things I probably shouldn't. Not a good place for me. Ra HA! IK Min posted a gif of that on the child-kicking thread.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 15:06
LMAO, Dinkers. Remember what Oscar Wilde had to say about temptation "The only way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it" [not verbatim, from memory]. The uncircumcised anteater was pure poetry
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 15:31
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 23-Apr-2009 15:10 Holy Golytely! Phoe, I'd rather go have breakfast at Tiffany's. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sorry, I'll be in the bathroom the rest of the night.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 15:33
Mary mother of Christ I hope this is a joke! http://www.sittercity.com/landingc.html?pc=vcl I wouldn't trust a website to find some one to mow my fucking grass let alone watch my kids.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 15:55
Soon time for me to go back to sleep to sleep and wake up and pour again. Waking up at midnight to work is losing it's novelty. I can't really tell when I'm asleep or awake anymore. It's like being strung out on LSD without the fun parts.
From: bender
[bite my shiny metal ass]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 15:58
Pontius, I have a question, if you don't mind... What are these things called?  I know it's a horrible pic, basically it's a clay tablet thingy with a seated Buddha in the middle surrounded by those Snowlions. The reverse has some sort of astrological looking stuff on it. It is about an inch and a half in diameter. I thought being from Thailand you might know what they are called, so far I have not been able to find anything on the interwebs, not knowing the name.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 16:04
That's a sun disk, bender. The aliens left them.
From: pepe
[Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 16:08
From: assholius [ikthool] Date: 23-Apr-2009 15:33 Mary mother of Christ I hope this is a joke! http://www.sittercity.com/landingc.html?pc=vcl ---------------------------  << Now this is funny.
From: pontius
Date: 23-Apr-2009 16:12
Bender, I might tell you exactly what this is: This artwork constitutes a purple spot on a wishy-washy diagonally drawn blue on brown and white lined background. HTH
From: pastafarian
Date: 23-Apr-2009 16:16
ikthool: I told you 'cause you had a similar seal failure, but more of a seepage. Poop!
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 16:20
From: pastafarian Date: 23-Apr-2009 16:16 ikthool: I told you 'cause you had a similar seal failure, but more of a seepage. Poop! ________________ What the fuck?
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 16:24
You were responding to my troll Pastafarian. BTW, for anyone else who hasn't picked up on this yet, troll is trolling me now, Asshollius is him. Apparently troll has very involved fantasies about me beating my kids and being incontinent. What a weird little life he must lead.
From: bender
[bite my shiny metal ass]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 16:30
Didn't know if you were still here, GD, I would've asked you in the first place. My friend brought it home with him from his trip to Phuket. It piqued my interest and I wanted to learn something about it.
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 16:38
From: assholius [ikthool] Date: 23-Apr-2009 16:24 You were responding to my troll Pastafarian. BTW, for anyone else who hasn't picked up on this yet, troll is trolling me now, Asshollius is him. Apparently troll has very involved fantasies about me beating my kids and being incontinent. What a weird little life he must lead. -------------------------- Sorry Ik..I gotta get better glasses. Fugg'n Trolls.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 16:49
Dink, gambling tokens  "porcelain gambling tokens, 1840s-60s "Gambling was evidently a big deal in Bangkok from the start of the mid-18th century to the 1860s. The gambling houses made tokens when the cowrie was in short supply. There are possibly as many as 5000 types."
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 16:51
Don't feel bad Nozzle, I respond to trolls by mistake all the time. According to those witty trolls that's because I'm an idiot. Has nothing to do with just not expecting some socially challenged weird ass to imitate some one's username to get people to talk to them.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 16:55
Patsy, if it is, I have never seen one with a picture of the Buddha and Snow Lions. I wonder how old or rare that might be. BTW I still have a token from a Chinese House of Pleasures, with various positions illustrated around the square hole in the middle (Bronze). Now I am even more curious (nice gambling tokens)
From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 16:58
"According to those witty trolls that's because I'm an idiot." More likely it's because you're drunk.
From: bender
[bite my shiny metal ass]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 17:00
GD~ an inch and a half (maybe two) in diameter, and very red like cinnabar. It's colour and texture made me think of those old red bricks. All my friend could tell me about it was that it's some sort of good luck type thing, usually worn around the neck inside a clear case. ~~~ And I'm off to check out the local trade show, which is never as exciting to go to as an adult. It was a total spring high-light when I was a kid. BBL
From: pontius
Date: 23-Apr-2009 17:26
Nah, Goyle, gang is the wrong term today. You should say - Hello ecstatic sect that gets all hysterical about some artificially aged casino coins sold to ignorant fat, smelly tourists on rip-off island Phuket, where even Thais are no longer thai.
From: pontius
Date: 23-Apr-2009 17:29
Please move the comma behind 'fat' back to behind 'ignorant' and replace the void you just created by '[space]and[space]'. Thank you for your cooperation.
From: pontius
Date: 23-Apr-2009 17:33
If I am a fag, Cain, then what makes that you who loves to converse (wait, didn't we decide some day that the word is now conversate, because of the sports shoes or so) with that welsh fag who dresses in furry suits and craps in his own hands? You tell me.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 17:37
Sorry, Ponty, but I have found a couple of valuable and later certified antiques in European "Tourist Traps". Odds are slim but still there. I did even better in Marrakesh with one silver 18th century Berber cross at the local crook who thought it was another "tourist trade" trinket. I'm always on the lookout.
From: pontius
Date: 23-Apr-2009 18:03
You don't need to be sorry, GD, I'm happy for you! I'm sure you agree though that you need a very good eye and the ability to analyze the seller's knowledge re/ the artworks in order to acquire a real antique artifact (for the price of a copy nonetheless, if you're really good). Goyle, I bloody hate tourists, but the worst kind are those fat fucking sweaty bastards running topless (or in bras for women) in and around Bangkok. Bangkok is a business center, not a fucking tourist spot. If they really need to expose their vomit-inducing fast-food mutilated bodies, then they should do so in designated / restricted areas only.
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 18:14
Mockybirds be ingeniously artistic & inspiratiously virtuosic
From: pepe
[Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 18:26
From: sp00k Date: 23-Apr-2009 17:50 Thanks Pepe (reminds me of some of the fights here) ----------------------- "reminds me of some of the fights here" 
From: selmore [dave]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 19:00
 Speaking of whores. I can get you laid for 3 dollars. http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20090423/NEWS/90423023
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 19:05
Anyone hear a song called "Death to all but metal" ? Funny lyrics, hatin' on all other forms of popular music. Unfortunately, it sucks as a metal song. It has guitar licks and high vocals and double bass, but it feels so wrong, like they've been stacked against each other with no orientation. Just a collection of metal memes. Better as a punk song. Lyrics follow: Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls They look like the dogs That hang out at the mall Annalie can suck it, so can doctor Dre They can suck each other, just because they're gay They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack Everybody shout, heavy metal's back! Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182 All those fucking pussies sounds like Doggy Dale Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair They're not worthy to cross my underwear Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe? Why does all my lyrics sound like doctor Seuss? Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Kills those fucking fuckheads who program MTV They can suck my ass with all the record companies Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut Kill Madonna too, and then fuck her in the butt Fuck Maria Carey, death to Sheryl Crowe They can kiss each other on the camel toe 98 degrees, New Kids On The Block All those motherfuckers can suck our fucking cocks
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 23-Apr-2009 20:37
 neighbors garden patch today as I was getting started with the tiller, A fine crop of rocks already.  And a dead mans legacy. ~~ Would of had more, but $20 camera crapped out at 4 (redundant) pics. I'll do better when I can afford it.
From: cageyb
[Russian Secret Service]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 00:00
Well GD; Something about Axl Rose's voice gets under my skin. I listen to too much of it and I start twitching nervously and have thoughts of murder/suicide. And I'm not suicidal by any stretch!
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 00:17
No problem with that, Cagey. Some voices get to me too (Bobcat somebody or other, a comedian, makes me want to kill to stop the screech). I guess I was thinking about the music itself which has some of the most solid bass runs ever.
From: cageyb
[Russian Secret Service]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 00:43
You're right on GD. I can agree that they had some great stuff musically but, Rose's voice had a fingernails on a blackboard type of tenor to it to me. It was a contrived voice, much like Freddy Mercury, but Freddy's voice was sweet and melodic (in studio anyways). I wondered why he couldn't sustain that tenor in concert though. I always attributed it to the rigors and grind of the concert trail but I'm not so sure.
From: p
Date: 24-Apr-2009 01:18
White on white translucent black capes Back on the rack Bela Lugosi's dead The bats have left the bell tower The victims have been bled Red velvet lines the black box Bela Lugosi's dead Undead undead undead The virginal brides file past his tomb Strewn with time's dead flowers Bereft in deathly bloom Alone in a darkened room The count Bela Logosi's dead Undead undead undead
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 03:36
Guns-n-Roses? when I heard "sweet child o mine", this guy always came to mind.  "Sweet child o My e yine e yine e yine" Or whatever Axle was caterwauling and I'm being serious.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 05:46
You know, I was going to ask if bungmunch is stfu because one poster said he is (even though another poster alerted me that that poster is a troll too) but in reading their post styles, I think they are one in the same. There is no way I'm back reading 400+ posts but when I skimmed the bottom I noticed BM was there to rag on me some more. Well, bungstfu-- get a fucking life ya loser. Why are you so disturbed about my career choice? Why does it bother you THAT much? You'd think someone on rotten would appreciate someone in the death care industry, to have all these accounts & specifically target me as pathetic at best. My rational is that you are simply a bitter piece of shit that hates women-- especially those that are happy & successful, & that you are a loser with no life & you need this place to feel alive. I don't need to defend myself to you. You are now like OL in that I will simply skim past your posts & not acknowledge you. I posted this here instead of the other thread because this is where it belongs as it's off topic ya moron, try not spamming all the threads loser.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 05:50
why would i be bungmunch when i have no problem calling you out on your bullshit, psuedo-caring act in front of your fat, lonely, pathetic face, you stupid phony? ps. i love da wimmins, just not you.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 06:16
What can I say? Are you people reading this? All I can say is lol. Bungstfu will be ignored as they are trolls looking for bait but I will comment on the sadness of the state of mind of these losers. This is not reality sweetheart, this is the internet. How are you calling me out on my BS to "my face"? These are just words on a screen, You don't know what I look like or who I am. since you know so much about me what is my DOB/real name? You don't even know the most basic things about me so how do you know me as a person exactly? This place is good for a laugh but there are too many posters that read TOO much into it! I could start arguing with you about how you are a fat ugly loser as we've seen the pics, but what's the point? You're looking for bait & I am bored/tired. I come here because I like the articles & posting on them, but the FFA is boring as hell now & I am done with it. I haven't really been posting in it due to lack of time, but even with that aside, what is the point? This is boring & a lot of you need to get out more. Do you people know how lucky you are that you aren't at work 24/7? LIVE damn it, get out there & live. This is for the trolls, so don't all of you get your panties in a knot. Keep insulting, see how much replies you'll get
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 06:21
You've seen pics of me? Really? Post them. You come here to post about yur pathetic life. Thats all you ever do. You rarely if ever post on topic. Youre a fucking mortician, nothing more. Now how about showing us your tits, fuckwit?
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 06:39
Do you people know how lucky you are that you aren't at work 24/7? / I'm mainly home based, so ya I do. 24/7 is impossible for working hours. Does this mean I can invoice, even though I'm in bed/couch sleeping ? Kewl ! Does a nap every 2 or so hours in a 24 hour day count ? I know a guy that does that. He helped me out and it still seems like he never sleeps, even if he downs a fifth. FD my ass. 7/11 not 24/7, dear/buddy.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Apr-2009 06:55
So yer phone is ringing at odd hours there Zilla? Turn on the voice mail and turn off the ringer. Otherwise the customers will run yer ass ragged.
From: roswellmilitia
[part-time help of wits = full time help of halfwits]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 07:29
>>From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion] >>Date: 24-Apr-2009 05:33 >>Yur mom disapproves of carpet munching movies, ros... Believe me, Androloma, that's NOT my mom. Also, I can confidently say that my folks have never seen a carpetmuncher flick in their lives. And are happy to keep it that way. Disgusting dumbshit who delightfully dipped into dykedom:  Kick troll ass! Support http://rottenfuckers.freeforums.org Sensuous told me it had no chance - I disagree. STFU set up rottenfuckers to deal with the trolls and two other people have had to set up either a proxy site or write some client-server scripting to deal with trolls. The need is there. rottenfuckers is the lifeboat for the *rotten* ocean liner. What might be easiest for all is to give the rottenfuckers software to duder and perhaps use stfu or one or two others to act as extra moderators. Good software with excellent anti-troll code and all are happy - except the trolls.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 07:36
I don't know if they're the same, Cats, but I am pretty sure they're both made in China out of shoddy materials, in a countryside factory that doles out jobs to otherwise unemployable drooling 'tards.
From: censored1 [youcan'thandlethetruth]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 07:44
From: stfu [yeah, i suck cocks] Date: 24-Apr-2009 06:21 You've seen pics of me? Really? Post them. You come here to post about your pathetic life. I come here just to be an internet bully Thats all I ever do. I rarely if ever post on topic.I use attack trolls too. I'm a fucking shitstain RE broker nothing more. I wish i was a real boy. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
From: sp00k
Date: 24-Apr-2009 07:46
The only troll that really pissed me off (mostly because of spamming every thread and 2 page long posts of nothing) has been banned.
From: censored1 [youcan'thandlethetruth]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 07:52
From: spITe Date: 24-Apr-2009 07:46 The only poster that really pissed me off was noracejusthuman. I lost everything to him. My dignity, my self respect.. and i saw just how I could turn into a small amoral shitstain when I couldn't take him on in ANY 'battle of wits'. I wish I was a real boy too. /////////////////////////////////////////// yawns
From: sp00k
Date: 24-Apr-2009 07:52
And it looks like Duders finally watching the place so if the retard does slither back in, IT'll be stepped on. Again.
From: censored1 [youcan'thandlethetruth]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 07:57
From: spITe (i'm full of it) Date: 24-Apr-2009 07:52 And it looks like Duders finally watching the place so if any of his NRJH folks come back in , i'll know it! ........................................................
From: censored1 [youcan'thandlethetruth]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 08:01
From: absintheredux [Death by Google] Date: 24-Apr-2009 07:42 We have perfectly good "censor" software already, gary troll. It's called "r0tt". Who needs a brain? ......................................................  !!
From: censored1 [youcan'thandlethetruth]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 08:03
From: stfu [yeah, i suck cocks] Date: 24-Apr-2009 07:59 Drum roll... Only 1877 cocks left to suck fer my promotion! Maybe i should go to my 'cool' alt site now! //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ? ZZzzzzzz
From: censored1 [youcan'thandlethetruth]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 08:07
From: stfu [yeah, i suck cocks] Date: 24-Apr-2009 08:04 I wonder how long I can wait to suck another cock.... I'll give it 30 minutes! . poot! New articles. /////////////////////////////////////////////
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 08:09
Sp00k, I am really curious and I don't understand why we needed to involve Duder, alternate sites (ugh), or anyone else in the Big Troll problem when we have had for months the tools to make IT disappear. IT has been a non-existent entity for me from the moment I loaded the old RZR. I don't know what I am missing, but if don't see it, it ain't there. The only slight problem were the people who insisted on talking to IT or complaining about IT, and they, also, could be temporarily stuffed behind the screen. Do we always have to call upon a "Higher Authority" to keep assholes away from our doors? In the "real world" Smith and Wesson answers my problems faster than any Police Department. Same here, use the tools and Poof! Gone. England is a fine example of what happens when we ask the Powers to protect us instead of doing it ourselves.
From: censored1 [youcan'thandlethetruth]
Date: 24-Apr-2009 08:26
From: absintheredux [Green google girl] Date: 24-Apr-2009 08:09 Sp00k, I am really curious and I don't understand why we needed to involve Duder, alternate sites (ugh), or anyone else when you put the 'rose colored" glasses on. or 'r0tt' or even old fashioned 'horse binders" on.. you don't have to see anything 'unpleasant' around you. Why, how perfect is that? ///////////////////////////////////////// ? ZZZzzzz
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 27-Apr-2009 08:41
Roswell, I care as much about CNN's revelations on rampant "Lesbianism" as I do about CNN's coverage of "American Idol". If it does fascinate you, though, be my guest. "While rott and the proxy both work, they are slower. Am just suggesting a few improvements." "Slower" not followed by "than" and a comparative is a meaningless statement. Therefore slower than what? (You might improve performance by using a newer OS than Win 98 and better hardware as well, Pentium I is hopelessly out of date).
Updated: 27-Apr-2009 08:41
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