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"A McDonald's worker in Union City, Georgia, was arrested and jailed Thursday night for putting too much salt and pepper on a police officer's hamburger..."
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From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 11:57

georgia's on my mind again...legal priorities straight HERE....next

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 12:12

Awww, did the big policeman eat too much salt and get sick? What a weenie. If it was too salty, he didn't have to eat it.

Oh, yes, cops are just the bestest people!

From: keysersoze [Keyser]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 12:24



Woo hoo. That meat man cocksucker.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 12:32

cop should have tazered the little prick too......

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 12:37

go team ramrod

From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 12:45

"Kendra Bull was mixing hamburger meat..."

Huh, call me ignorant but since when does McD prepare fresh (well, you know what I mean) ingredients (burger patties, in particular) for their crap? I thought all that shit came deep-frozen, standardized to the last gram, from some central soylent green facility.

Or was there some recent rat infection in Union City and they didn't know what else to do with the cadavers?

From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 12:48

Oh, and fire that pussy-assed kindergarten cop. What a pathetic wimp. The Gestapo officers in occupied Paris were able to stomach a pound of salt on their freedom fries without much complaint.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 8-Sep-2007 12:53

Sounds like the cop is full of McBullshit to me. You don't arrest them for too much seasoning, you return it and get either a replacement or refund. You arrest for the large gob of mucous they hacked onto the burger though. Fucktard cop.

From: grindbassist [Blasting for the devil]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 13:00

Slow day at the precinct, huh?

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 13:11

How fucking lame. And if he was at Dunkin Donuts, he would be whining that it had too much sugar.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 13:18

Dammit, morte, where the hell are you? I really want to hear a pig's -- er, I mean, COPS -- perspective on this behaviour.

From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 13:22

A salt charge?

Fucking pigs around here don't pay for their McD's shit anyway.

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 13:25

From: gargoyle1
Date: 8-Sep-2007 13:14

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

damn it, that scarred me for life.

From: kidcanada [Kip]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 13:27

I'm thinking the whole Cop Shop should go down to that Mcd's taser and rubber hose the whole lot of them minimun wage bastards in the parking lot and cart them all off to jail. You can bet the jerks at the Burger King across the street will be more careful when the next SS Trooper comes for his burger and fries.

From: peewee [Blarghhhh!]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 13:33

Why the fuck did the cop keep eating the damn thing if he was getting violently ill from it? He should be arrested for being a damn pig! This is why we call them pigs.

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 13:47

This reminds me of a Cop who got snotz on his burger at a Jack In The Box. When he discovered what was on it, after having eaten about half of it, he immediately busted the kid who sold it to him. The cook who actually did it, gave himself away by falling down laughing.

From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 14:06

If that cop had come into the emergency room where I work, we would all be busting a gut laughing at him/her.

From: auldrone [Auldrone]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 14:25

OINK!
Buzz..Zap!
OINK!
Buzz..Zap!
OINK!
Buzz..Zap!
OINK!
Buzz..Zap!

From: thegoddesofwine [Denise Mercado]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 15:14


Does this picture look scarry or is it just me?

From: strife75 [SomuchRottenSoLittleTime]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 15:15

He should have shot the little fucker then salt and peppered his eyes.

It's bad enough McDonald's gets the order wrong half the time arrest them till they learn to make the burger right

From: engineer2323 [Mike]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 15:32

There are some good/great cops out there, but the truth is many of them are worthless, power-hungry, lazy, bigotted assholes. I was a grand juror on a case once where the police charged a man with "assaulting an officer" because the cop slipped and ripped his shirt when he reached to grab the guy. In the dozens of cases we looked at, not one was solved by "police work", in all the cases the criminals either turned themselves in or the police just happened to be passing by when the crime happened.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 16:33

..did i say the cop(s) should have tasered his ass?.. :)

From: elfboy [blinky7]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 17:25

OOhh, boo-fuckin' who, widdlle coppie-poo got a burger he no likey?
What a crock. C'mon, it was Mc'Donalds, NOT Mc FliletMignon. Ya don't like it, don't eat it stupid blue suited blowhard.

Just WHAT is the problem here? I am occasionally forced to patronize CrapDonalds, & yes, 1/2 the time my drive thru order is screwed up,& no, I don't have a problem with going back in to make it right.

Dammit, the more I think about this the madder I get.

Next time, go to Wendy's, salt suckin, sue-happy sicko. What a loser. Hope he ends up as killbill's boyfriend. Loser.

From: elrodvoss [elrodvoss]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 18:08

Ok, here is a few problems with this story:

1st: All meat comes in as frozen patties. All pre-formed. McDonalds never gets ground beef, ever.

2nd: Since about 5 years ago, all McDonalds use seasoning that is pre-mixed and packaged. No one mixes the salt and pepper anymore by hand.

3rd: The "season shakers" used on the grills are 100% tin. If 1 of these were to fall onto the grill, it would have to fall from about 20 feet up to "pop off" the top, unless someone threw it against a wall. Even then that would only effect that run of patties (which are cooked in runs of 9 for reg meat, 6 for 1/4 meat).

There are too many piles of bullshit in this story to be true.

Bottom line: He poured seasoning on the patty when he heard it was a cop.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 18:42

From: elrodvoss [elrodvoss]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 18:08

Ok, here is a few problems with this story:.....
......There are too many piles of bullshit in this story to be true.

Bottom line: He poured seasoning on the patty when he heard it was a cop.
---------------------
So fucking what? She didn't pour battery acid and strychnine on it.......

Salt and/or pepper are just not that harmful.

The kicker is, the cop might not have noticed a loogie.

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 18:56

Fact is..the pig is a worthless bitch. If I
ever get so old I have to work in McD.s, If
I ever make a burger for some slimefaced pig,
I'm going to make a quick trip to the mens room
and take care of business. He's going to
experience his first McShit burger with special
sauce.

From: fluffnuts [Me]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 19:01

Hmm, let's think about this for a moment.

The charge is reckless conduct - but the difficulty is that the cop was a willing party to it, i.e. he ate the burger even though it must have tasted worse than the normal McShite. So, if you're going to prosecute the wageslave, prosecute the cop as an accessory to the offense too.

Worst that could be proved was the burger wasn't edible and therefore fit to be sold, but that's a civil offense not a criminal one. If you get sold a McShiteburger that's inedible, you have the right to demand a replacement or your money back if the product being sold isn't fit for purpose. Why the hell the judge didn't laugh this cop out of court beats me, but then it is only a wageslave vs a cop, who do we think they're going to believe?

Another fucked up legal case in the fucked up legal system of the sue-happy fucked up country.

From: ladyamethyst [Michelle]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 19:27

I was going to state the obvious...that mcdonalds meat is already frozen into patties...no mixing of nothing...so this is BS...but you beat me to it...

From: americanadian [Strong and Free]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 19:39

[NWA]Fuck Da Police[/NWA]

friggin cops.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 19:49

BS=Beef Substitute

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 20:04

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From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 20:08

Friggin Cops? lol Since Mickey D's food is prepackaged (it really is btw) then the story the cook made up is bull... And if you are going to mess with my food I will charge you. *shrug*

Oh, the cop didn't finish the burger... the story plainly said that a picture was taken of it, so there had to be some left.

Personally I think the cop was being a bit of a drama queen about the whole thing by going to the hospital.

BUT... the reason laws like the one the cook was charged with was put on the books is because people like to mess with an officer's food. Not because that officer ever did anything to them, but just because it is an officer.. and the lil prick who did it was much too cowardly to face the cop and do something stupid.

And let's be realistic... If you had paid for your food and sat down and started eating it and found out that some lil prick in the back had deliberately sabotaged it, you would be jumping up and down ranting and raving and more than willing to drag the lil bassid outside and tear him apart or sue. the only reason you are making fun of the cop is because he's a cop.. and you don't like cops... even if the officers acted with more restraint than you probably would have in the same situation. He didn't jerk the lil snot up and beat the hell out of him.. he merely charged him with a crime.. which he was almost definitely guilty of.

If the cook had done it to a civilian... and the civilian pulled him outside and beat the hell out of him.. and the story made it to Rotten... you'd be cheering the civilian on. But since it is a cop ya make fun of him for acting appropriately under the circumstances.. by simply charging the cook with a crime he committed... and if the cop would have dragged the lil bassid outside and beat the hell outta him then you'd be screaming in outrage about police burtality... hmm seems like there is a double standard here... it just isn't the cops applying it.

From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 20:29

Oh, and the cop had to charge the lil bassid...

If he didn't then no cop would be able to eat at that place again... because if he got away with it once....

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 21:02

Maybe they need to send the shit to Joe Arpaio's tent city in Phoenix.....

'Arpaio began to serve inmates surplus food (mainly outdated and oxidized green bologna) and limited meals to twice daily. Meal costs would be reduced to 90 cents per day; as of 2007 Arpaio states that he has managed to reduce costs to 30 cents per day. Certain food items were banned from the county jail, mainly coffee (which also reduced 'coffee attacks' on guards), but later salt and pepper were removed from the jail.'

From: static [arking quotes]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 21:03

Playing with fire every time anyone eats out. Sad but true. Most restaurants in U.S. are fine but I will never eat at some. Cop has learned a valuable lesson, bring your lunch.

He could have just spit on it, or wiped his ass on it, or put the wrong condiment, or burned it, or dropped it on the floor, or been used as a sex toy, or just undercooked enough to give e-coli...
Yea e-coli thats the ticket.


Yes,a taser should have been used.

From: cattleprodsodomy [cattleprodsodomy]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 21:06

I h8 the cops here in the states and this is why. We need real cops like the ones they have in Baghdad. That way they would be shooting people for small imperceptible differences in the interpretation of 2000 year old religious text to worry about this petty shit.

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 21:12

Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.

Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.

When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.

He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.

When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

.................

"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 ½ years. "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

From: bgolds
Date: 8-Sep-2007 21:17

You know what, Mortie?

I am a civilian

I had a restaurant 'doctor' my food.

A pizza delivery chain offered Ranch Dressing with their pizza. I would order it every time, be charged for it, and never receive it. After about four or five times of graciously saying 'Oh that's OK, don't worry about the oversight.' and eating the pizza, I called to complain. A pissed-off driver was sent to deliver a little package of dressing to me.

The next time I ordered a pizza, it was saturated in hot Italian pepper flakes. I am not a picky eater, but the pizza was totally inedible. I had one bite of one slice and could not even swallow it. I spit the glob of pizza out and called the restaurant.

Eventually I was directed to call the national office. Evidently someone had entered derogatory information about me on their delivery computer as a result of the salad-dressing incident. I am not sure what it said, but it resulted in me getting the awful pizza.

Ultimately I got a refund check for the pizza plus a little bonus for my trouble. They offered me free pizza, but they would be of no use since I would not eat there again.

So there you have it. That is what a civilian does when confronted with a virtually identical situation. They don't drag someone outside and pummel them, and they don't throw them in jail.

That sort of behavior is the providence of a short-tempered asshole on a power-trip, and someone who should not carry a badge.

From: murderbirds [the lesbian wasn't gay]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 21:21

http://www.my-secret-life.com

baned for 100 yeavs

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this for pepole who make me luagh.

burger 500 calories each, 2 for 2 dolar and sneeze the calories away. talking strip of bacon, 1 penny more

From: bgolds
Date: 8-Sep-2007 21:30

Way to go, Joe Arpaio! Keep up the good work, tough guy!

After almost twenty years of that meathead's ham-fisted guidance, here's his report card:

Categories where Arizona ranked the worst--in the bottom 10% of all states:

* Percent change in number of crimes from 2001 to 2002
* Crime rate
* State Prisoner Incarceration Rate
* Highway Fatality Rate

Categories Where Arizona ranked the best--in the top 10% of all states:

* Hazardous Waste Sites on the National Priority List
* Deficient Bridges as a Percent of Total Bridges
* Percent of Days That Are Sunny
* Domestic Migration of Population, 2002 to 2003

If you want to split hairs and just look at Arpaio's jurisdiction, of Phoenix and Tempe, go ahead. It's even worse. I just couldn't find the data quickly enough to post here tonight.

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 21:52

You forgot one rate fucknuts...the population growth rate....it goes hand in hand with population growth in tards like you. I could play your bullshit statistical numbers but i won't waste my time.

The bigger picture is who fucking said I supported this clown? Fuck off.

From: dogsbody [nobody]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 02:46

[edit] TipsAlways hold the clam steady and parallel to the floor.
To make the knife easier to slide between the two shells, one edge (which will face up) should be ground back to taper the edge gradually for 1/4 inch and the other edge (facing down) should be ground flat.
For best results, do not wash the meat.
It is easier to open a really cold clam so you can set them in the freezer for 20 minutes before opening
Cops eat pussy as well as doughnuts,

From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 04:51

Bgolds,

I think ya are missing the point.. I didn't say the cop should have beat the guy down.. I said if a civilian had beat the cook down you would all be on here cheering him on... and ya would... but if a cop charges the guy with a crime you rag out the cop... and if a cop did beat the guy down then you'd be outraged.... the POINT is the reaction the readers on this site would have if a civilian did something worse, vs what the cop actually did.

The officer did exactly the right thing.. he acted professionally, gathered the evidence and put the lil bassid in jail. because regardless of whether it is a cop or any other person, deliberately screwing with someone's food is stupid, dangerous, and illegal. They don't know of any medical conditions the victim might have... they could kill someone if the person is allergic to something they put in the food. And the only reason to do it is because they are shitheads.

And since they are doing it because the person is a cop,it falls under assault on an officer (here)

You know it is sad when I have to order food to pick up then show up to get it rather than going through a drive thru because I don't want my order screwed with. And you, and half the ppl here are cheering the ignorant lil shitheads on in this because you don't like my uniform :-P and making fun of the cop because he was the victim.

And then y'all have the nerve to call cops assholes?

From: maidenmaiden [whatever]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 05:03

If I were a cop (I'll say cop...I couldn't do it, but if I did,
I wouldn't be a pig), I wouldn't eat anywhere that I couldn't
watch the whole process.
Extra seasoning is the least of the worries.

Never, ever complain about food somewhere you intend to go back to.

Mixing meat in a McDonalds... who would try such a sad excuse?

From: leroy [leroy]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 07:04

first, if cops weren't ass holes they would not have to worry about there food being messed with.Second assault to a cop wtf, i was charged with it once for telling a off duty cop to go and fuck him self.No badge means no cop show me a cop that ain't power hungry.They think they are gods they lie steal and hid behind a badge to do it.

From: mikedime [mac]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 07:22

cops are bullshit, if you fuckin tap them in the shoulder, you get charged for "a-salt-ing" an officer, heheheheh. but, if they break your arm and say you were resisting arrest, apparently, things are all good. i feel so bad for that person, i mean, to begin with they were working at mackers, secondly, what they hell are they gonna be able to do about this injustice towards them?

From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 07:59

That's what the Rat Fucking Bastard gets. Now if every where a cop eats would do the same thing or worse (hehe). Maybe, just maybe they'll quit being fucking assholes and start doing their jobs. as public servants which they are... Hey Pig, go get me a cup of coffee.

From: skyeyez9 [Marie]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 08:05

Hell she should have just shit in his burger if she was going to get in trouble regardless. Be the same charge, too salty or too shitty. Turdburger

From: cmg1010 [Jeffey]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 08:30

So there you have it. That is what a civilian does when confronted with a virtually identical situation. They don't drag someone outside and pummel them, and they don't throw them in jail.



Ummm your an idiot. You may have done the right thing, but there are 9 other jackasses for what you have done. When I was in high school I had a fast food job. It was in a nice area of town but I still dealt with the biggest assholes on a daily basis. People nutted out on drugs, homeless people etc.

From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 08:51

No, first off is tha fact that all cops AREN'T assholes... all blacks aren't thieves... all hispanics aren't lazy....all italians aren't in the mafia... all country folk aren't rednecks...

There are a vast majority of officers that go to work, do their jobs and go home. The only ones you hear about on sites like these are the worst. But then again all of the stories on here are about the worst people period... this is Rotten, folks. If a cop is doing a good job it will never make the news. If a cop risks his life to save someone it never makes the news... I've seen that happen a dozen times or so. It only makes the news when one screws up.

Mind you I've never known a person to wind up in a Rotten story and I know.. oh about a thousand cops in passing about a hundred pretty well because I work with them regularly.. there probably another thousand or so in the city that I've never met because of shift differences. In the past 10 yrs 4 of them have made the news for something serious.. We aren't all out power tripping and beating people down *laugh*. We aren't all crooked.... jesus do you know how much graft it would take to buy off 2k cops *chuckle*

No, you have contact with the occasional cop... I have contact with literally dozens daily.... but you are telling me that we are all corrupt and brutal and assholes... and in my experience that just isn't so. We have a few ppl who'll stop you and write you for anything, of course... every group of ppl will ahve a few assholes in it... but for the most part the people that work with me are just everyday ordinary guys and girls who go to work, do their job, and go home at the end of the shift to their families. Just normal people like you'd meet anywheres else.

And that normal everyday working cop does not deserve to have his meals sabotaged.. he doesn't deserve to be cursed out for no reason.. etc etc etc.
He/she def does not deserve all the lame ass comments you people make against them when they have done nothing to you. Hell most of the people on this site have never been in a hands on experience with the police. You just *know* they are all brutal. Like I said.. all the stupid anti cop BS you post on this site and you have the nerve to call the cops assholes? Gimme a fricken break.

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 09:17

morte266, no one is going to take your word. you're a fucking cop!
You took an oth to beat your fellow men silly to serve your masters for pay that doesn't tax your limited somewhat damaged brain cells. You are the hands of the oppressor the scum that beats the weak and helpless and the powerless. Don;t think of yourself so highly. You are merely a bully on a payroll. A thug a goon a gun man. You are scum. Don't forget that. You masonic freak.

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 09:20

morte, dude, you're not going to win the battle. folks here hate cops, mexicans, americans, women, fags, fat people, ugly people, tards, etc. sometimes you gotta let it go.

my sphincter aches for a good bowel movement.

From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 09:25

Morte, buddy, you're wasting your fingertips on this crowd.

I'd bet that most of the posters you see cheering these fucktards in the
article on, have a rap sheet of their own. If you knew them in person
you would see them for what they are, they expect something for nothing,
the typical criminal mentality. That and avoidance of personal responsibility
of their choices and actions.

I suppose you are familiar with these kinds of people.

I sell to police departments and other government agencies. I can't see
how you can stand to go to work every day as I couldn't tolerate the
tards. Kudos to you.

From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 09:42

*chuckle* Roadkillchef

I've been having this same discussion with about the same people for 2 years now, or there abouts... but it really isn't them I'm talking to. I'll never convince Dickhead that most cops are decent.. for that matter it is possible that he already knows that and is just putting on a front. But... occasionally when I'm bored... I'll throw out my counter arguments to the ridiculous claims more for the people who are actually still open minded and will read them. Then after a few months of it I'll get tired and go back to lurking til I get bored again.

Hell I realize that most of the stuff these guys spout is idiotic drivel... and I consider anyone who spouts the cops are brutal, corrupt, assholes line if they have never bribed a cop or been beaten by a cop a person who spouts idiotic drivel "Cops are corrupt and brutal" "How do you know" "Because they are, that's why!!" *laugh* or "I read it on Rotten, that's why!!"

All I'm trying to do is give a lil bit of truth to anyone who wants it. If someone is actually curious about something just ask... if I see it on a forum and consider it to be a legitimate question I'll answer. I've had a lot of really good and interesting discussions on the forum over the past two years, after all. Too bad most of my buds rarely ever log on any more.

From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 09:50

Chinnuts,

Actually every couple or three years I volunteer for a desk... then stay there for about a year then go back out on the street for another 2 or 3...

When I feel my 'Tard meter is about to peg I just get away from them and find my center again *shrug* Actually works for me.. I don't consider myself too jaded after all.

From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 10:56

Morte, my tard meter would spike after one night shift. I would be Rotten
material for sure.

Have you had a chance to drive the Dodge Charger police Interceptor?

If so, what did you think?

From: cageyb [Russian Secret Service]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 12:43

What's Micky-D's biggest claim to fame?

That their burgers are 100% pure beef right?

So's Mighty Dog and Alpo!

Remember Lorne Green....."Pure Beef!


They just won't tell you what parts of the beef it is...Probably lips and assholes!

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 12:52

I was at the McD’s headquaters in Chicago awhile back for a meeting and it made me never to eat that shit again. I walked by their glass enclosed ‘lab’ and it was something you would see in a high end chemistry facility. Beakers, microscopes, etc, with the element chart on the wall. 100% beef.....bullshit!

From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 13:14

Frankly, roadkillchef, it would be more scary if their lab did NOT contain the usual lab paraphernalia. It's a freakin' lab, after all. No reflection on McD food quality intended or implied. Couldn't care less, as I don't eat that crap anyway. OK, once every two or three years. That won't kill me any sooner than any of my other vices, I hope. :-)

From: pighunter [Tripod]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 13:51

Next time he may be eating a booger!

From: siing9 [Singing]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 14:32

I used to respect cops, until I actually met one and he told me:
...
cop: "I am the LAW, I can do whatever the hell I want, now if you insist on charging that girl with theft, I am going to have to arrest you, I am going to say that I saw you hit that girl and tried to rape her"
me: what? I want a lawyer [tried to call my friend on a cell phone]
cop: [took my cellphone and cuffed me and then pushed me to the ground, leaving a huge bruise on my face and my ear was ringing]
cop: [took my id and wallet and everything] so you live at ... I will remember that
me: what are you arresting me for?
cop: trespassing
me: what? I am on a public street
cop: [talks to another cop] he's delusional
cop: [to me] you on drugs?
cop: ...you are going to jail for a long long time
me: what? what are you talking about?

I spent three days in jail because some girl I know tried to stole from me and the cops charged me with terrorism[Yes, TERRORISM], theft, assault, threatening to harm, under the influence of drugs, disorderly conduct, etc.
Stupid cop lied and said I was drunk and on drugs and tried to assault people. Lucky the prosecutor wasn't too dumb and quickly dropped all the charges the minute he talked with me.

this is not all
I found out my house key was missing when I was released. Turned out the cops gave my key away to the thief when she told him she lived with me. I couldn't even report my house being ransacked because it supposedly wasn't forced entrance and because they say it was the SAME incident and in that incident I was the one arrested so now I can't charge anyone with anything else.

Both my lawyers told me to just drop it, cops can write they want on their reports and it automagically becomes the truth.
Stupid cops are pricks and they do whatever they want and CIVILIANS can do nothing against evil cops, even with two lawyers.

this injustice certainly did not make it into the news

From: kwijibo [A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 15:00

Hundreds of thousands of cops in the USA and millions of cop/civilian interactions per day and how many bad ones do we hear about? Even one bad apple is too many but when you sit down and look at the raw numbers I think, just guessing, but I think you'll find less than one tenth of one percent of all cop/civilian interactions are objectively rotten.

Show me any other profession with a lower fuckup rate than cops. I don't know the answer to that but I have a good idea how it will turn out.

Why did the cop go to the hospital? To cover his ass. He didn't know if it was just salt and pepper or if there was something a little more sinister in the burger. He played it safe.

First rule of cops. You fuck with a cop and you'll lose.

No matter what happens to this kid she's going to have to move away if she ever wants to live a normal life again. No cop will ever cut her a break. I hope the cop sues her and McDonalds too, same as anyone else would.

From: 1fatboy [jhancock]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 15:07

I do a lot of refrigeration repair at some high end clubs and eateries. If your food is bad, send it back, but don't ask for something else. I pretty much just eat at home.

From: fescue
Date: 9-Sep-2007 15:12

Morte, good to see you posting. It's been awhile and I'd started to wonder if you'd abandoned us. Of course, I've been in and out of town for the last month so you may have been posting and I just didn't notice. Anyway, good to see you. Your posts are always sensible and well-reasoned. Refreshing, that. You also have my respect for being able to deal with the public every day without popping an artery. Come to think of it, all of the cops I've known personally have tended to be fairly stable individuals. I have a very low tolerance for fucktardery and couldn't possibly do what you do. If I tried, I'd end up in a story on Rotten.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 16:19

morte..i've read some your posts, and you sound older and cool to me.. I worked a lot with cops in the ER (and i'm older too) and i'm on your planet. If you are new like me..i note many many "rotteners"... (yah,..DD i agree with you on this one)...are much younger than i am and i remember some of that raw passion about things when i was that age...now i'm much more tired.. :) ..for what it's worth...welcome and hi...don't talk to the troll/killbill/jean/rm 101/Alien/TSS...this troll has more aliases than most criminals you run into..
:)

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 17:03

now-norace; if we can just get you to take yer digit outa the troll's arse..

they grow fat on your kibble-eh.

btw-mrs norris is the feline sidekick to the drudgey, squib caretaker; filch, at hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. she's kinda a "bad guy" cat.
cool-huh.?

From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 17:17

Did anybody notice the sidebar story about the Indians in Washington who tried to keep their tribe's traditions alive by hunting a gray whale....with a .50 calibre machine gun? I think if they had had machine guns in the time of their tradition the whole state of Washington would still be "Indian territory."

From: elfboy [blinky7]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 17:23

Snatchy - Tell us how you really feel, in plain English, just this once. I dinna ken yer mumblo jumblo. Allow me to ejaculate on the impotence of my masturbation, may brotha.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 17:28

..snatch i respect your opinion greatly...Really? you think i should back off the troll?..but i'm having some really rotten fun..hmmm...I guess if he justs sticks to killbill (are you reading this troll?) (just ONE goddamn NAME) not the other(or new) shit names LIKE TSS ALien rm 101 etc..then i would back off and leave him to post his alla ackbar crap... no prob...plus I AM supposedly a nurse and i'm commited to help the sick...Ok OK ...if he will i will....funny you should mention Norris...i've been waiting for someone disliking me to call me "norris" like when i call Dare Devil "cammie" when i'm a little pissed.. Harry Potter..wow....mrsnorace and our son LOVE the whole Harry Potter Thing...mrs.norace..IN FACT is now reading as I speak next to me in the LIVING ROOM : "Harry Potter and the Half/Blood Prince"...i told her about the cat..and of course she knew about it...to tell you the truth..mrs.norace isn't very bad.. :) ..not to be rude, but i'm one of those that never read a HP book..(but i saw all the movies)..and i really don't see what the fuss is all about.. Thanks again snatch..... :)

From: shanon [shanon]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 18:08

WTF? None of this is making any sense .Its like a huge pile of bullshit on top of another. First if the manager was there and observed the incident and didnt waste the product it was their shift and their wronge doing not the crew members. They should have been the one who got the call outside by the officer.Was it such a slow day that that product wasnt used up after the crew member ingested it and the officer got it in the drive thru?How in the hell long are they holding their meat anyways.Shouldnt health inpectors been requested and another force like the state patrol been with the sick officer before a actuall crime was deemed comitted?Did they follow up on the meat and make sure that it all was wasted before going out to other customers?How was the officer well enough to arrest someone but then go to the hospitol?Is the judge the owner of a franchise like perhaps BK and getting richer for this ?

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 18:38

well-she's as bad as pussy CAN be anyhoo. it was axetally just a bit of a widget since i'd rapped yer knuckles.

well-here's some troll squat. tss is a ignorant pain in the ass who has his pud stuck in the mouse most of the dday for whatever jolly it rents him. he does have several tags but i don't keep track of them-it's obvious when it's him; so incredibly bass ackwards that ye's can smell rubber burning.

there was/is an actual frenchman who trolls-vivelefrance-but he's not killbill. there's also a couple of vive knock off trolls.

killbill - i believe-is a poster who tags under other names when he isnt trying to commandeer the whole show-he shows up under his old tags here and there and sounds "normal".

the killbill persona showed up not long ago and is obviously getting under some foreskins-but since he is neither interesting or funny-i never read him-plus anyone that posts that much is redundantly refluxive.

point being-he brings nothing of interest and just sprays the walls with shite. if you like sparring with someone who won't really give up the goods; that is your choice, of course. there are many folks here who will spar and joust with color and clarity and speak as themselves and not a stick figure.

tss will vigorously argue the night away and you will be overjoyed at the lack of brain matter.

killbill is a lonely, lowly sort who's woman supports him while he fucks the internet dog all day; making up persona's that are-he believes-more interesting than himself. a boar bore.

letting him irritate you or thinking he will let you call him out is a mistake-imo. he is too weak to do more than copy/paste and will never answer up=so fuck him i say.

i preach but only because i'm bored=feeding trolls is idle sport but this turd is a loser. you sound like a decent sort=dinna let him draw you out for nothing. nothing is all he has-eh.

amen. i read most of the books my kids plan to read as i'm "like that" i was very pleased to find the potter books entertaining for me as well-a nice break from the tomes i surround myself with. plus-my chilluns and i love to incorporate potterisms into every day jibe. fun stuff.
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elfin magic=no

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 18:45

..thanks snatchy i am positively influenced by your words...mrs.norace says you have "very good taste" to read Harry Potter... :)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 21:39

..snatchy is that what he(the normal guy playing a troll looks like?)..really looks looks like on the next day picture of an ass?...I have speculated about this?..did he just give himself away?...if i'm wrong i sound dumb and paranoid...don't i?...crazy foxy?... :)

From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 10-Sep-2007 08:55

Singing... your story made sense up until...

I used to respect cops, until I met one who....

So, if you meet one mean old lady you'll start hating all old ladies... or you meet one blond tramp then all blonds must be tramps... one does NOT show a true representation of all...

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 10-Sep-2007 08:56

dinna waste yer frontals tryin to sort it out young man-just respond to the thread story and keep a cool tool. give yer opinion on topic and let the chaff settle-savvy. or do futever the fug ye want-it is rotten after all-eh

From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 10-Sep-2007 09:00

Chinnuts:

Yeah I've driven one.. a buddy of mine works in a small department in a neighboring county and they've switched over to the Chargers.... we have one or two we are testing out, too.

I don't like them for the simple reason that I don't fit in them... my torso is too long and I have to duck my head to see when the traffic light turns green. Other than that? they handle smooth.. especially with that shiftless tranny in them smooth power all the way up without the loss of speed from shifting. They corner real well too... If only they had a higher horizon so I could see the damn lights

From: evildave [Evil Dave]
Date: 10-Sep-2007 09:31

Isn't the arrest usually because someone spat, jerked off, added a bug to and/or defecated in the sandwich in question?

Watch out all you burger flipping ex-airport security dweebs! If you cook bad food, you could be arrested!

I have to admit, it IS suspicious that real food was in a McDonald's restaurant.

It's all some homogeneous McStuff that they mold to shape as I understand it. Slap it on the grill and it's a burger, extrude and deep fry it and it's fries, leave it out in a mold, it's a bun, freeze it, it's a shake. I think they flash UV on it to set the shake 'flavor', or at least the color of the shake, as they all do taste the same.

From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 10-Sep-2007 11:48

because it wasn't spit, shit, or roaches, he was charged with the misdemeanor... if it had been bodily excretions or other inedible things then it would ahve been aggravated assault... which is a felony.

I throw roaches and bugs in that category because some people like me are highly allergic to roaches.

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