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Oops
Akron Beacon-Journal | Submitted by: DanBehavingBadly
"A woman was arrested and charged with arson and burglary after police say she set fire to the home of a neighbor she thought had stolen her keys. [Police] said the 23-year-old woman later found her keys hanging from her pants pocket."
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From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 12:13
Talk about overreacting....sheesh!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 8-Sep-2007 12:56
OK, I'll wait for the blood tests to come in here. Just WTF is she taking man? Is this a Meth related incident? Talk about PMS, shit the bed man.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 13:21
"broke into her neighbor's trailer". OK, she can't find her keys to get into her trailer, but she breaks into her neighbor's trailer? Call me dense, but I have to ask: why not break into her OWN trailer?
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 13:50
Yup, the next time I lose my keys,I will also break into my neighbor's shed, and set his house on fire. I can't think of a better way to find missing keys, can you? After all it worked for her.
From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 14:00
I bet she favors bombing Iran.
From: deddodge [gaylord]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 15:26
Ive done that. Not the burning down the house part.
From: bgolds
Date: 8-Sep-2007 19:10
That's weird: Considering the severity of the crime, the article never identified the perp other than calling her 'The Woman'. Isn't that an important detail? That is one woman I would like to avoid. Any bets on what she looks like? I think it's pretty safe to say she has a red face!
From: bgolds
Date: 8-Sep-2007 20:50
...So if your mobile home is on fire, should you call the fire department or a mechanic?
From: static [arking quotes]
Date: 8-Sep-2007 21:09
Oops, that's where I left them...Damn I feel kinda stupid now... Piece of crap thinks that a few of her keys are worth more than her neighbors entire life. Truly rotten.
From: pighunter [Tripod]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 06:38
Depends on what was on her keychain, if there was a rabbits foot AND a flashlight it could be worth as much as the trailer!
From: mikedime [mac]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 07:13
crystal meth is one hell of a drug...........
From: bumpinthenight
[BumpInTheNight]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 07:58
"The woman told her boyfriend her keys were missing, at which time he pointed to a set of keys hanging from her pants pocket and "she began to cry," Riley said." bwahahahahahah....*breathes in hard* ....hahahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahhaha!
From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 08:04
From: bumpinthenight [BumpInTheNight] Date: 9-Sep-2007 07:58 "The woman told her boyfriend her keys were missing, at which time he pointed to a set of keys hanging from her pants pocket and "she began to cry," Riley said." bwahahahahahah....*breathes in hard* ....hahahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahhaha! LOL, That's what I was thinking!
From: greenfuzz [greenfuzz]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 11:36
and "she began to cry," Criminally insane, yes, but inside just a sweet little girl. Picture of the accused please.
From: username3 [username3]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 13:45
If that is the case, while didn't she warn the cop?
From: 1fatboy [jhancock]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 13:50
Is "never mind" a legal defense?
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 17:32
What a total wackjob. Typical trailer-trash. I've lost keys before, & never considered arson as a valid way of recovering them. But then again, if I DID burn my house down, THEN I wouldn't need the keys, now would I? But I would need another place to stay, that, presumably would have keys. "Hello, 24 hr. Locksmith..?" Much better solution. "Hello, 24 hr. Tubal ligation?" Best solution.
From: funknutz
[yes, that FunkNutz]
Date: 11-Sep-2007 15:38
I know exactly what she was yelling to herself as she was setting the place up to burn: "Bitch wants to steal my keys?! Fuck that, I keeps it real!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-y4MJE3ZBA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEm2tpP_dVU
Updated: 13-Sep-2007 15:02
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