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One yank and off they come
Times | Submitted by: Chompy the Bot fucked your mom
"The 1960s generation likes to believe that it was the first to have remembered something their elders had forgotten — the joys of sex. Recent discoveries in the archives prove them misguided. Well before the Beatles' first LP, the home front during the last three years of the second world war saw the greatest sexual free-for-all in living memory. It wasn't so much the Piccadilly Warriors, as the local prostitutes were dubbed sardonically, but thousands of young British women, some of them wives of servicemen fighting abroad, who found the vast army of GIs billeted here in the run-up to the invasion of France completely irresistible."
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From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 10:20
"Hey, Brits, we saved your ass in WW2. Heck, we PORKED your ass in WW2!"
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 10:44
This is news? Anybody who watches old movies on TV knows all about the hanky panky that went on "Over There", during WW2. In fact, isn't that where the words:"Hanky Panky" were coined?
From: 2muchfun [Wulfgar the having too much fun]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 10:56
Three things Brit males used to say were wrong with GI's: "Over paid, over sexed, over here."
From: guntotingliberal [GunTotingLiberal]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 11:23
Not all english chicks are ugly. I lived in England for a short while and banged two nice looking birds. From what I gathered, though, most of them did have a lot of sexual hang ups.
From: cunnilinguist [cazzodurissimo]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 11:28
Anyone who has ever read the fairly well known anonymous autobiography of a Victorian British gentleman, "My Secret Life" can attest to the fact that English ladies have always banged like bunnies. Speaking of brit condoms being too small for American GI's. Bought a package of jap condoms once, couldn't even get them past the tip of my hog.
From: hawk3 [tritium]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 11:47
What do you mean no cute women in England. Here's a pic I took on me last holiday. Enjoy  See, I told you!
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 11:57
Hey, there's an awful lot of us who trace our ancestry to Britain. I think that is why we took their side in WW2, besides the fact that Heil Hitler, wasn't catching on, despite the best efforts of Ford, & Prescott Bush.
From: cunnilinguist [cazzodurissimo]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 11:59
Mikeisgreen, perhaps you should change your name to Mikeisaprude.
From: tsentsen [tsentsen]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 12:46
hawk3...my god man - have you no decency?? THAT is NO way to treat a cute little pick up truck. They need at least a 3/4 tonner there! The dark haired thing looks amazingly similar to a tic I took off my dog one time.
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:11
Uh, cunnilinguist, I was being sarcastic. My point is this was no surprise whatsoever, and why in the hell is it Rotten worthy? People drink, dance, fuck, and have a good time in general. Always have, always will. It's all good.
From: hawk3 [tritium]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:26
Tsentsen, I had decency once, went to the doctor and got rid of it.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:45
Sure-fire Recipe for Instant Sex Take one healthy bunch of male people, dressed in uniforms. Add any amount of healthy girl people Mix together under dangerous circumstances Serve with alcohol and dancing. Wait nine months. The proof of all the sex being had will begin rearing it ugly head. Isn't it so Christmas-y?
From: s1mps0n [Smarter Than You]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:53
I want to know what the fuck happened when a Brit GI was gone for 2 or 3 years and he comes back and his wife had a 1 year old child. I am sure those situations generated some interesting press, unlike this story. Where are all the stories of the husband wiping his wife and throwing her out of a moving car because while he was getting shot at she was back home fucking some dude because she was tired of waiting. You never see this shit treated correctly in movies by the way. Always in WW II movies, at least modern ones, they make the women out to be not so bad. THE MAN IS BEING SHOT AT EVERYDAY but it is ok the women couldn't wait for him to come back. That is fucked up.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 14:22
From: s1mps0n [Smarter Than You] Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:53 I want to know what the fuck happened when a Brit GI was gone for 2 or 3 years and he comes back and his wife had a 1 year old child. I am sure those situations generated some interesting press, unlike this story. ------------------------------------------------------------ The sad & simple truth is that most of them did not come back, both the hubbies, & the daddies.
From: alaskagirl [volcano girl]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 14:48
What!? They didn't need the new sex spray for their noses? Good old horny Brits!
From: s1mps0n [Smarter Than You]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 14:59
Hey WWII was brutal but the statistical truth is most of them did come back and I am sure they were fucking pissed.
From: genitaliaofsatan [Mr. Genitalia to you, pal]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 15:24
They make bathing suits for women in that size? I am beyond amazement into the realm of disgust.
From: necrophiliac [coldone]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 15:42
all right who knows what the funniest thing on grandma is? grandpa.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 15:50
From: s1mps0n [Smarter Than You] Date: 11-Dec-2005 14:59 Hey WWII was brutal but the statistical truth is most of them did come back and I am sure they were fucking pissed. ------------------------------------------------------------------ It all depends on what stats you look at. It's true that when the entire military is considered, most did return home. That includes many servicemen who were never sent into combat. However, units which saw lots of action, were constantly being supplied replacements. Very few combat units saw soldiers who were there at the start in 1940, still there at the end in 1945. While it's true that some were wounded, most were killed. The medical advancements which we see in Iraq, didn't exist in those days. There were no "medivacs".
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 17:07
CG, we are talking about WW2, not WW1., aren't we?
From: hat [head in a hat]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 17:38
All SLUTS. Soldiers shouldn't get married and then go O/S expecting their wives to remain faithful. You just can't trust the slappers  They have trouble just keeping their knees together.
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 19:59
Military medicine is one of the biggest reasons we have white dope fiends. Not counting the Asians and opium, some of our first addicts were vets who got hooked on morphine and whatever other pain killers they used. The discovery of heroin was financed by military grants to find a non addictive morphine substitute. Those young ladies soley because they were sluts or lonely, they did it for money. I wasn't alive at the time, nor am I British, but I know a lot of lifes necessaties were rationed and in short supply. Americans soldiers were paid much better than their British counterparts and brought with them lots of goodies the locals wanted or needed to support their now fatherless kids.
From: melvin69 [John Bong]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 23:40
What isn't said here is that there's alot of American blood in Britain because of this. Though by now it's probably thinned out.
From: dali [I.C.P. Niss]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 00:13
Just so you know, penicillin was discovered in 1928. Dunno if it was mass produced by the time of the war though. As for "American blood", you do realise that Americans are mostly all of british descent, don't you? Now that this news has been released, I wonder how a lot of the illegitimate children will react. Like, they didn't know who their father were, then all of a sudden, they hear of a national "sex liberation" where women kept humping left and right with American soldiers. I can't stop picturing some brit thinking about his mom doing the streets.
From: spacedcadet5555 [dick]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 00:43
and speaking of little bastards. do you know what the most confusing day in the hood is? fathers day.
From: drpangloss [youareallgay]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 00:51
I'm proud to say that my maternal grandfather was one of those GIs who sampled the local fauna. And he was like in his 30's too when he was stationed there, not even a horny 18 year old, before going over to Belgium to blow shit up (he was an engineer). Or maybe he was building stuff; we don't know he never talked about it. All I remember is growing up, our Star Wars figures were not allowed to hold the tiny guns when he was around. Anyway, as far as the family knows, we have some half-Limey relatives over there, or something. It's tough to find out, with the surname "Drinkwater" being kinda silly here in California, but it being a bit more common amongst the bog folk in England. SO... if there's any hot pasty freckled Brit chicks who may have had an American grandfather named Drinkwater, I won't hold it against you if you invite me to crash at your flat, and even though we may be related and it's kinda weird, oh you get the idea. (desperate sigh)
From: crapulism [[think of something clever] Um [/think of something clever]]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 05:41
As a brit guy - now do you see what hospitality is all about? The world is facest the greatest danger in history, everyone is living in fear of imminent death, and we host the biggest orgy ever. I'd just like to take this opportunity to remind all you girls on the other side of the pond that repaying this hospitality when we come to visit is and always shall be immensely appreciated.
From: cunnilinguist [cazzodurissimo]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 08:56
Lookout, The fact that you would make such a comment definitely signifies that you have a complex about what you feel is the inadequate size of your penis. I was merely commenting on the relatively small size of Japanese condoms. As far as my so called African ancestry, I pretty much doubt it, but if I were to find that one of my great, great, great grandmothers was black it wouldn't bother me in the least. I wasn't bragging about the size of my penis, it is pretty much of average length, though well above average girth. Your use of the N word tells me that you are probably a ignorant racist with a tiny penis who has never been able to satisfy a woman in his life.
From: aryan [WHITE POWER]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 09:47
Less than 18 hours left Tookie you Sick Fucker , Burn in hell.
From: cunnilinguist [cazzodurissimo]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 10:25
Let's not forget that 4 innocent people are lying in their graves because they were brutally murdered by tookie. It seems to me that all of these people protesting his imminent execution have forgotten these poor victims. Aryan, looks to me like you'll be popping the champagne tonight when you receive word that he finally got the injection. Though I suspect that you would not be taking nearly as much pleasure in his demise if he were white. He deserves to die because he is a brutal murderer , not because he is black.
From: melvin69 [John Bong]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 23:43
As for "American blood", you do realise that Americans are mostly all of british descent, don't you? Yeah, I know but American blood is kinda like mutt blood. It's not just British, but many different combinations of "pure" blood.
Updated: 17-Dec-2005 12:15
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