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Unluckiest Nut Herniated In Random Pantsing
BC Local News | Submitted by: Krisss
"The girl was walking in the opposite direction as me and I didn’t think anything of it, when all of a sudden she laid the boots to it." In absolute agony, Ed fell to the ground... The damaging blow to his testicles sent one of them up into his abdomen. "I saw a specialist and I went into surgery believing they could bring my testicle down again. But when I woke up from surgery I was given the bad news that it had partially ruptured and so they had to remove it."
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From: reddbud [yah, still a virgin...]
Date: 17-Oct-2009 12:21
Bam! Ouch, ouch ouch ouch... Looking for a generic looking bull-dyke that attacks in the middle of the day after lunch. Who's got the picture of Ball-breaker form Porkies?
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 17-Oct-2009 12:55
There are some guys on the fencing team who don't wear a cup. Guess what is valid target area in two of three weapons? My rule is wear the cup or don't complain when metal snags yer scrote.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Oct-2009 13:33
Too bad it's canada, around here they'd find her dead with a gunshot wound to the cunt. I think that if she uses the same area to do her attacks it'd be fairly easy to station a cop or two around there and keep an eye out for her.
From: issandude
[Chalee]
Date: 17-Oct-2009 15:58
An undercover cop. "Hey ahh Jim, the chief needs to see you about a under cover job for you, sounds like a good assignment"
From: inthebeginning [(It Was Real Good)]
Date: 17-Oct-2009 16:28
One down...one to go! This guy should check his karma...it's a ball-breaker! Or else spend a lot of time looking for this cunt, then getting back at her. I doubt that any jury would convict him.
From: mrnatural [MrNatural]
Date: 17-Oct-2009 17:15
I can think of a good use for a D model rocket engine and this bitch's festering hole.
From: danthrax
[Rad cow disease]
Date: 17-Oct-2009 17:29
Huh, I wonder how long it would take the police to find a guy wandering around that same area and giving random women a square-toed boot douche? I'm betting a few hours, max.
From: insults4everyone [line forms right here]
Date: 17-Oct-2009 17:32
Abbe...you really know how to turn a phrase.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 17-Oct-2009 18:32
Whadda fuckin' bitch! I think she should be killed for what she did to this poor guy. In fact, he should get to stick a coathanger up her snatch & rip her entire uterus out! Rotten enough goyle?
From: littlefuzzy
[H.Beam]
Date: 17-Oct-2009 20:42
This guy is a total wuss,Suck it up like a man you still have one to work with. What the hell are the men in this world coming to when they can't loose a ball and live with it.
From: alanone [Alan One]
Date: 17-Oct-2009 21:01
Assuming this was unprovoked (he didn't make some disgusting remark to her, wasn't somebody he raped five years ago) ...  
From: redwhitenblue [american]
Date: 18-Oct-2009 04:33
lol white ppl so crzy glad he cant procreate
From: catcrys
[Crystal]
Date: 18-Oct-2009 04:34
Now wait, maybe Darwin has come back in the form of a woman and is trying to enforce his natural selection rule. Who's to say that this guy (or the others, for that matter) was the kind of person we want in our gene pool? And this is perfect too: He is removed from the pool but still has to suffer with embarrassment...Next time, kick harder and get 'em both!
From: cynicatheart [youwouldntknow]
Date: 18-Oct-2009 05:50
Reading this brought back long-buried memories of "Clockwork Orange" - Great flick - have to watch it again now.
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 18-Oct-2009 07:00
"Unluckiest Nut Herniated In Random Pantsing" Headline is wrong, wrong, wrong! A pantsing is where one's pants are pulled quickly to the ankles in public therby exposing you in (hopefully) your underwear. A sport enjoyed in middle schools all over the country. This was, simply, a kick to the balls. Nothing less, nothing more, and should not be labled as a "pantsing!" Hitler has only got one ball Goring has two but they're small Himmler has something sim'lar and Gobbles has no balls at all!
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 18-Oct-2009 16:05
Jesus between this and the DIY circumcision I'm starting to get a little bit paranoid. Personally I wonder if this dude's gonna flinch and cover his remaining manberry every time a women even sorta resembling "the nutcracker" crosses paths with him.  Cause really, that's no way to live, in constant fear of losing your other onion...
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 18-Oct-2009 18:13
What's the capital of Thailand?..Bangcock(Bangkok)
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 18-Oct-2009 19:00
that is laying the boots to it no question. i like boots
From: chrismathers3501 [Chris Mathers]
Date: 27-Oct-2009 01:03
This shit makes me wanna Chris Brown a feminist.
Updated: 27-Oct-2009 01:03
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