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Man charged for selling subway token
Canoe | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen
"Transit police handcuffed and cited a man who sold a $1.75 US subway token to another rider who was having trouble with a token vending machine."
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From: batman [I'm Batman]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 10:19

Everybody wants to be me.

From: mrgrenre [Mr. Gren're]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 10:22

MARTA: Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta

From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 10:22

I made a batman once in the batroom. Then I flushed him all gone.

From: hai [koo]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 10:26

Listen, you fuqqer: Use
exact change or find yourself
kissing the third rail.

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 10:27

That's the same cop who ticketed the dieing guy in the street. Man he is sure bucking for promotion, lol. I once knew a cop who ticketed his wife, who came to the Police Station to pick him up during a thunder storm. Needless to say, they are no longer married.

From: 2muchfun [Wulfgar the having too much fun]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 10:36

Fireman
Police officer
Prison guard







Railroad bull


transit cop













narc

From: grandhoohah [James]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 10:40

Wow...I feel safer now! Thank God we have police officers to protect us from these dangerous MARTA token dealers!

From: canadagirl78 [God, make me chaste. But not yet.]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 10:42

What an asshole. No punchline to this post, he's really an asshole.

From: guntotingliberal [GunTotingLiberal]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 11:14

Discretion? The spirit of the law as opposed to the letter of the law?

Police seem to be shifting a significant part of their interest to fleecing the non-criminal class as opposed to policing for criminals.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Dec-2005 11:26

Shoot the cop, then fire him, christ, can't even help someone out these days.

From: cunnilinguist [cazzodurissimo]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 11:44

I've said this here before and I'm positive that I will have to say it again. Aspiring police cadets must be required to demonstrate a complete and total lack of any common sense before being accepted into any police academy. There is just no other explanation.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 11:49

"Anal cop fucks subway samaritan." Why didn't Rotten duder use my headline?

From: rottenaugratin [Rotten au Gratin]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 11:50

Will he be sharing a cell with the music downloaders and lyric page makers?

From: rottenaugratin [Rotten au Gratin]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 11:52

To Cunninglinguist:

In new orleans they need to have a prior felony record.

From: silencer [Chad Irvin]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 11:57

Citing him was dumb enough, but handcuffing him? The bastard of a cop should be fired from his job and ran out of the city.

Why is he worried about someone trying to help someone else? Where was he when the gangs were robbing and murdering downtown?

From: biffbaggo [Tripping the Biff]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 12:07

All that I can call it is "ridiculous."

From: thaimaixhu [Thai Mai Xhu]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 12:42

One time I saw an atlanta cop drive off from a bust with a kilo of weed on top of his car. It fell off as he left the scene. I waited about 10 minutes, then figured the proper thing to do would be to pick it up and take it home so that no children would find it and get their dog stoned. It was really good weed, and I figure it helped the poor bustee out too...no evidence, no case.
I destroyed it by fire...one joint at a time.
Back on subject.....the transit pig=ASS9.



Doraville...best country in the city!

From: hawk3 [tritium]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 12:42

Move along folks, nothing to see here.

From: brainspore [Brainspore]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 12:43

I'm driving out to Atlanta tomorrow to visit the new aquarium. It's a relief to hear that the city is so safe from crime that police can now spend their time tracking down subway token Samaritans.

From: blissfulgirl [~^-^~]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:10

This would only have been Rotten worthy if the cop had tazed the guys nards during the take-down...or if the subway token was actually a covert device set to release weapons grade anthrax into the transit system. But they didn't and it wasn't so it just isn't Rotten.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:16

Bliss, I also submitted one about a Nigerian plane crash that killed at least 75 kids. Duder didn't use it for some reason. I do try my best. Sorry to dissapoint. I was lazy and hungover when I was scanning for stuff to submit. Maybe Rotten duder was hungover too.

From: rti451 [Slaughter His Sheep]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:21

"What you've got to keep in mind is that fare abuse is a chronic problem," Baker said. "It costs MARTA millions of dollars every year."

Baker acknowledged that Pirone sold the token at face value and did not make a profit. But the law is the law, she said.

***

Apparently, being mentally challenged is a job prerequisite at MARTA. The token was paid for, and then exchanged at face value. So how exactly does that equate to fare abuse? MARTA didn't lose a cent on this one. Just shoot Baker and the cop-wanna-be and do the rest of Atlanta a favor.

From: blissfulgirl [~^-^~]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:22

You're forgiven Mike...nothing is ever as funny when you're sober as it is when you're either drunk or high ;-)

From: sexyserialkiller [Corey]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:34

Can you say Dumb-Ass Bitch cause that's what I said..The cop and the spokesman should be handcuffed together and thrown over some bridge ya that sounds good. How can some people be so as-sine and then be put in a position of power. This is one of the reasons why people kill other people, cause what else should you do to such a stupid piece of shit..Could go on forever but why????????

From: mraverage [Sr. Promedio]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:36

"Baker acknowledged that Pirone sold the token at face value and did not make a profit. But the law is the law, she said."

AND A FUCKING PIG IS A FUCKING PIG

Remember this if you're ever on a jury for anything.

From: hawk3 [tritium]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:42

Baker gets:

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:51

This was completely un-Christmas-y of them. I hereby banish their eggnog and mistletoe priviledges for the entirety of the Holiday Season.

There. I much more Christmas-y now....

From: cynicalbitch [Angelina's thong]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:56

Something that we're all missing here. He was a MARTA cop. Just a gnat's ass above a security guard at the mall.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 14:14

Ciaochowbella, are you going to banish my mistletoe privileges too because I submitted this story?

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 14:22

Hell, no Mike.

I got the mistletoe....you got a place in mind for me to hang it?

Ah, the Christmas-y feelings bubble merrily....

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 14:28

mikeisgreen [Mike], it's not that bad, especially when compared to some of the other shit up today. I kind of know what you mean, you find something, & just for the helluvit you send it in, never expecting it to be selected, & the next day you log in & voila there it is...welcome to the club, lol.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 15:07

You can hang it on my tree, you beautiful bitch, you :)

********************************************************************


And azdollar, to hell with Rotten Duder today. He gave us nothing truly rotten, so here's one I submitted with the title It's raining Nigerians or somesuch
[co.uk]

********************************************************************

groaner of the day:
Q) How can you tell when a lumberjack is horny?
A)He plays with his wood. (silence)

Jack? Wood? (Sound of crickets in the night)

I'm dying here, somebody help me!

From: genitaliaofsatan [Mr. Genitalia to you, pal]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 15:17

How much do you want to bet it was a white cop handcuffing a black do-gooder? Welcome to Oceania. Mr. G. Samaritan will probably have a toilet plunger shoved up his ass in Room 101. No good deed ever goes unpunished.

From: mrgrenre [Mr. Gren're]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 15:27

actually I believe the cop is black.

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 15:57

From Mike's link:"One of the survivors, a woman, was being treated in a ward in the same hospital. Most of her body was covered in bandages and her face looked badly burnt."

Yeah Mike, that would have been a little more rotten all right.

You better watch out, you better not cry
When the rotten duder staff guy
pops you right in the eye

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 16:11

Let's not be TOO hard on the rotten duder. It is Saturday. Maybe he was seriously hung over this morning. Duder's gotta live. I know if I was expected to edit this site 7 days a week, there would be some days done better than others, and some days when I would say "fuggit" and roll over to go back to sleep.

Look at it this way, Rotten Duder is human, and not some computerized government mind-control project to get people to confess their intentions on this forum. Be happy. (Oh, and overthrow your government, too :) )

From: jediofporn [Wicked Meat Saber]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 16:44

"How much do you want to bet it was a white cop handcuffing a black do-gooder?"

Now, I can understand that there are some racist fucks out there who would fuck over a good Samaritan just because of the color of their skin. However, from my personal experiences, it doesn't matter what color the cops skin or the Samaritan's skin happened to be, as long as they weren't the same. Racism is very much alive and kicking and it flows in every fucking direction imaginable.

From: htp [Harry Kunkle]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 16:48

It's kind of funny that they'd arrest someone who paid for a token and then sold it at face value. I've traveled on MARTA (whoever said "Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta" was NOT joking), and there are always bums and lowlifes who open the handicap access door next to the turnstiles and "allow" people in and then ask them to pay them back for "letting" them in. Anyone can let themselves in and not pay their fare, as there's no way to tell who's paid once you're in MARTA (no tickets, just tokens), so they must lose more money on that. It's such a subpar rail system that they really lose money on inefficiency and reliability, not this. MARTA is a laughingstock. Really.

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 17:12

Mike, I am not coming down on the duder, considering the tons of crap he has to wade through, like you say, he earns his bread. However, I know from experience that he doesn't take kindly when a thread gets hi jacked, even if it is for the better. And that's all I am going to say about that. Right now, I am back in his good graces, & I want it to stay like that, lol.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 17:32

At least we have new stories on the weekend, thats not common.

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 18:31

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 17:32

At least we have new stories on the weekend, thats not common.
----------------------------------------------------------------

That's true, but I think that I would rather be following something interesting over a couple of days, then have to scavenge around on the slim pickings that we have now. Somehow, I don't think that any of the topics represented today would reach 500 plus replies, even if they didn't update for a week.

From: hempcolour [Hemp Colour]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 19:05

samwilliams@macoc.com

Want to be productive. The dude above is the ED of Atlanta's Chamber of Commerce.

Send your comments there.

I did.

Tell him you planned a vacation to beautiful Atlanta but decided to go to China instead, becasue the police are nicer.

Actually I said detroit. Flood the dude's mailbox. Teach those bastards a lesson for backing up stupidity.

Good luck...

Only takes a second.

From: maidenmaiden [whatever]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 19:08

lame stuff-
but showing how facists
(and yes, he is a facist, even if he is only a hair away from
being a rent-a-pig)
really "think" is always worthy...
Raining Nigerians- now that's scary.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 19:21

Jeeze, it's the same thing they do to ticket scalpers. It sucks but it's hardly surprising.

From: melvin69 [John Bong]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 21:13

I really do believe that the person was a threat to the cops safety. I saw a pic of the dude that sold the token and he is someone to be very afraid of.



It's the tall guy in the middle.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 22:12

Is that EQ2 or WoW?

From: virageblue [Bluevirage]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 22:19

If you think this is crazy. I live in the area where they wrestled a pregnant woman to the ground (She was eight months along too!) over an argument she was having loudly on a cell phone!

They also arrested a kid here for eating a french fry on a subway platform. The police seem to do stupid things every day. Just some of the dumb choices make the news.

We could use the excuse they are only human. But we hold them to higher standards if not pay.

I do however appreciate the good work some do. If only more would actually use their damn minds we would have less issues with them as a whole.

From: iminaquagmire [justin]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 23:17

They handcuff good samaritans for the cop's safety? I don't know about you guys but some douche tries to handcuff me and I'm gonna get a bit more pissed off than if they had just asked me first.

Then again the prick is probably a transit cop because he couldn't pass the PT test and couldn't have fought back if he had to.

From: melvin69 [John Bong]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 00:16

I think it's Dark Age of Camelot. It's just a pic I found off the net searching for "scary guy" or something. :)

From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 00:18

In case you didn't know:


From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 00:55

I suggested that if his transit cops wanted to act like storm troopers, they should be encouraged to join the Russian army, where they can go to Chechnya and behave that way.

From: lonegunman [HeeHee]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 03:19

hey come on guys take it easy on the cop! He was only doing his job after all wasnt he? I hope the ticket thief does go to court and has a really high profile televised case to highlight the seriousness of his crimes. In fact fuck him and send him to the chair, he makes me sick. And then when its all over and done with and we can begin to forget this terrible incident and the people affected by his actions can somehow start to rebuild their lives we can carry on taking the paedophiles to court for a good telling off and a slap on the wrist. GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

From: aryan [WHITE POWER]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 06:13

This is your last day on earth Tookie , Die Nigger.

From: lonewolf [Red Dog]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 08:50

Yep, definitely a message here... as Murphy says "No good deed goes unpunished"

From: aryan [WHITE POWER]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 09:47

Less than 18 hours left Tookie you sick Fucker , Burn in hell.

From: brightwood [Bright]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 09:50

I agree with RTI:

"What you've got to keep in mind is that fare abuse is a chronic problem," Baker said. "It costs MARTA millions of dollars every year."

Before we can keep anything in mind, it first has to come to mind.

Before something this assinine can come to mind, we first have to be educated.

So, please, please, please, somebody, anybody, please educate me.

Teach me how selling a bus token for face value is fare abuse.

Please, however, be forewarned, that most places across the country have similar laws: that it is illegal for unauthorized entities to sell tokens, tickets, passes, etc.

The most compelling reason: Because you could have stolen it from someone or somewhere and you might just be hanging around the bus-stop to fence your stolen goods.

The actual reason: If someone can't get their fare paid with exact change, then there's a good chance that they'll have to overpay in order to get their fare, and when they do, since the bus operators cannot make change, the bus system gets to claim that overpayment.

That's the only way I can see that any abuse has actually taken place.

The whole point is that they want their monopoly, and nothing else.

If you fail to know your government, your government will know you, and whether or not they use the biblical metaphor will be entirely at their option.

From: chowdapipe [Dr. Nuge]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 10:33

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:51

This was completely un-Christmas-y of them. I hereby banish their eggnog and mistletoe priviledges for the entirety of the Holiday Season.

There. I much more Christmas-y now....


For fucks sakes SHUT THE FUCK UP with this Christmas-y shit you stupid cunt. I was mildly funny about 40 posts ago.

From: chowdapipe [Dr. Nuge]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 10:35

It was mildly funny, so sorry.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 15:28

Anytime a Beautiful Bitch wants to tell me something, I will listen.

From: ksjosker [Kevin]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 16:57

Total BULLSHIT.... They worry about someone selling subway tokens?? What about rapists, murders or even D.W.I's? What the hell... This country is so
Fu*ked up!!! The guy was helping out another, then gets cuffed and a citation? Bull..... The government is SO crooked..... Fu*k them assholes... He should be praised..... not arested.....

From: htp [Harry Kunkle]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 17:09

useless2society,

The first time I saw that ad campaign for MARTA, the cheapest gas was like $1.80. But with the way MARTA moves so slowly through the streets and the railways, I wouldn't expect their advertising division to be much faster.

From: krystille [Krystille]
Date: 13-Dec-2005 11:16

Why can't someone use a stun-gun on THIS cop?

Updated: 17-Dec-2005 12:15
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