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Batmobile For Sale $16,999
Billings Gazette | Submitted by: Space Jew
"When he's driving the Batmobile, others honk, wave, smile and create pandemonium. But when he's in his regular old pickup, no one else notices he's there. It gets lonely, losing all that attention, he said. Moore and Young don't plan to quit their lives as Batman and Robin anytime soon. It's fun for strangers to recognize him as Robin from a car show or event, Moore said, and Young claims to meet more people as Batman in a day than he would otherwise in a year." ... "I've never met anyone bad in the Batmobile," Young said.
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From: yermortician [Morgana]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 10:15
I bet they get alot of action with the chicks. That must be a super babe magnet, yah know.
From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 10:29
I got only two points on the dead pool this year and this is news? Bah, humbuggery, time for more skullduggery. These two guys don't drive the batmobile to pick up chicks; instead it makes them feel Moore Young. I be starting to hate my own jokes.
From: brainspore [Brainspore]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 10:30
"I've never met anyone bad in the Batmobile," Young said. What's the point of driving the Batmobile around if you never have a run-in with a supervillain?
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 10:30
"Batmobile For Sale $16,999" Where does the story say that it is for sale? Here I had my heart all set on buying it, but all the story says is what fun these guys have doing all the shows every week. I want my money back, for false advertizing!
From: tsentsen [tsentsen]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 11:34
Why was I under the impression the bat-mobile was built from pontiac's gto? Or is it just this guy's b-m clones that are lincolns?
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 12:07
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought there was something ridiculously Freudian about this. Emrgency bat-turn lever? Flashing Batometer? Revolving Bat-beacon? Bat scope? Poor Robin.
From: tsentsen [tsentsen]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 12:35
gargoyle...It would be a shitty deal. I'd opt for a GTO over a lincoln every time! 'Cept those lincoln suicide doors are too cool...nope gotta go with the goat. Oh...when cars were cars.
From: wansu [Turd Roller]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 12:40
Robin: Holy Cow! The Joker is getting away! Batman: There's only one thing left to do and that's for you to suck my big Bat dick.
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:06
Why was I under the impression the bat-mobile was built from pontiac's gto?
Or is it just this guy's b-m clones that are lincolns? That was the Monkee-mobile
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:17
This guy's Bat-ride clone is a Lincoln, but the original Batmobile was built out of the prototype Ford Futura.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 13:55
Never underestimate the unifying force of the Batmobile. Batman speaks to us all. Extra-crunchy Christmas-y!
From: s1mps0n [Smarter Than You]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 14:03
How sad is it when you dream of Hollywood stardom becomes twisted and you end up playing Batman at geek conventions for 20 years. Jesus Christ to top it off this loser lives in Billings Montana. I don't know how he resists the urge to pull out his bat shotgun and blow his cape and cowl all over the interior of that car. Of course this is how 99.99% of Hollywood acting dreams end up, the dreamer is a wasted shell of their former selves. Never very interesting as a person, hell that is why they wanted to act like another person to begin with, now a couple of decades after their dream has be crushed by reality they serve no real purpose at all. But that is how the wind blows in this country. Everyone thinks they can be famous, they just need their "shot". News flash America, unless your "shot" is going on a multi-state car chase/murder spree it ain't gonna happen. PS- If only rotten had headlines about a multi-state shooting spree the day would go by faster.
From: mephistopheles
[Mephistopheles]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 14:16
From: doczzz [dwarf fusion] Date: 11-Dec-2005 11:40 Dear Rotten duder: Why are you posting such lame articles lately? From what I can conceive, they post stories according to a random, "Grab-bag" style method, then they pick and choose the stories that catch their eyes. I have submitted many kick-ass stories that are worthy of the Rotten name, but look at what they have posted from me. A Banana Boy, a pugnacious prune, a dumb-ass teenager and a pig (I give my heartfelt apology for posting that story), are all that I have to show for my efforts. And do you know what the saddest thing of all is? MY GODDAMN IMAGE PROVIDER IS DOWN!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Dec-2005 14:20
What I really want to know is who'd want to look like Adam West anyhow? And, who'd fuck him? I'm gonna go puke now,the thought of that just made me sick
From: 2muchfun [Wulfgar the having too much fun]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 16:46
Quick Robbin, slide down my bat-pole!
From: redneck3400 [rEdNeCk]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 18:50
quick noah! to the batmobile (noah my all time best bud A.K.A. partner in crime (no pun intended))
From: infernogrrrl [infernogrrrl]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 20:42
If anyone's interested, I deal with the Boy Wonder, Burt Ward, on a daily basis at work. Burt and his crazy-ass multi-million-heiress wife run the Gentle Giants large breed dog rescue organization (http://www.gentlegiantsrescue.com/index.html)that we do most of the veterinary care for. His wife looks like a cave-woman and Burt is always SMELLY as fuck. He's fat, always looks like he just rolled outta bed, has "mystery" stains all over his clothes... the list goes on. He has ugly feet too. Always caked with dog shit. Whadda guy. At least Adam West has some voice-over work on Family Guy. I heard Burt was trying to get a reality show deal on ABC...
From: melvin69 [John Bong]
Date: 11-Dec-2005 21:29
Ah, doesn't look like the movies at the 2nd link are working but you can see a screenshot and episode title.
From: aryan [WHITE POWER]
Date: 12-Dec-2005 09:48
Less than 18 hours left Tookie you sick Fucker , Burn in hell .
Updated: 17-Dec-2005 12:15
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