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Man strings lights, gets lit up
San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous
"An effort to add holiday cheer to an East Palo Alto neighborhood ended in a gruesome tragedy Saturday when a man stringing lights in a tree at an apartment complex struck a high voltage power line, sending 12,000 kilovolts of electricity through his body and killing him instantly, fire officials said."
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From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:01
He hung there for over an hour and no pictures?
From: vomit
[Vomit]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:04
12,000 Kilovolts = 12 MILLION volts The most voltage used on a power line anywhere in the world is "only" 1.15 Million volts Sounds like bullshit to me
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:10
Wish I'd have seen this, there'd be piccys here for all to see. I hate that there's not even a pic of a tree in the article. Wonder if he felt anything? Did he sizzle? I see he did smoke some. Merry fucking christmas buddy. Snap Crackle and Pop were probably some of the sounds the neighbors heard. Thanks Duder Oh, some retard reporter can't do the math, 12,000 volts is 1.2 kilovolts, dumbass.
From: sp00k
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:11
12,0000 KV. Too bad it didn't happen at night. I'll bet he lit up like a cheap plastic santa decoration. 
From: winston
[smith]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:18
heres a joke a redneck just got done fucking he turned to his partner and asked how was i sis? you fuck like daddy she says with a smile he looked bewildered at her and exclaimed "thats weird momma said the same thing!" 
From: sp00k
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:19
It actually welded his smoking corpse to the tree. Sounds like something from a cheap slasher movie. 
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:22
"...smoke coming from his feet." Nothing cheap about this. This is first class Christmas Horror. I wonder when the movie is coming out?
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:24
Hundreds of neighbors looked on for more than an hour at a grisly scene as the body of the 23-year-old man was suspended about 60 feet above ground because the electricity that had passed through him had affixed him to the tree --------------------- And he is now THE quintessential Rotten Christmas-y decoration....no contest. Unless someone decides to electrocute an elf and some reindeer.....
From: spanker [Smoking Joe]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:31
"Extra points for welding himself to a tree." Heard that. He could file a patent for wood welding, if he weren't a 120 Lb piece of smoking charcoal now.
From: redrubberballs
[salty]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:36
Here's a quote, from another source, that the reporter missed: "When queried as to what he would consider a "major miscalculation" to be, Chief Schapelhouman offered that at least the lights themselves were not ruined, and the tree in fact looked "quite splendid" after work crews restored power to the neighborhood." Well, at least the lights were spared...
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 15:06
To make this Christmas-y and complete, I can only hope the people's who's power was off for three hours, will be able to sue the widow and her kids and force them to lose their home and all their possessions too.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 15:14
i'm burnin i'm burnin i'm burnin 4 u
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Dec-2007 15:22
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch] Date: 17-Dec-2007 15:14 i'm burnin i'm burnin i'm burnin 4 u ========== C'mere Snatchy, I've got a hose to help cool you down. 
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 15:30
ahhh-slap me with yer hose ye great ginger madman all over me face-needs a good hosing
From: andrewthegreat
[Cymru am byth]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:02
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 17-Dec-2007 15:51 Hey andy, check out my dead pool winners top 100 I am #89 http://deadpool.rotten.com/winners/ --------------------- LOL! You picked all old people who don't have long to live. 
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:03
I heard he stopped smoking today.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:09
I'm with you goyle and cain: with all these picture phones and other gadgets why aren't there any pix of this guy welded to the tree?  Speaking of electricity, I lost power last night while I was posting here on Rotten. It sure is dark in the hills of Appalachia without any illumination. Finally came back on 6 hours later. Good thing it came back on when it did as I was starting to freeze-fuse to the floor. 
From: assgasms [A$$gasms]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:10
 EXTRA CRISPY. NOW with Zero Trans-Fat.
From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:14
12,000 Kilovolts = 12 MILLION volts The most voltage used on a power line anywhere in the world is "only" 1.15 Million volts Sounds like bullshit to me I agree....sounds like B.S. I don't think any transmission line can carry that kind of load. And this was the very first thing I noticed about the article so I didn't read it.
From: sp00k
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:35
I thought it was pretty high too but apparently there are 12,000-kilovolt distribution lines
From: sp00k
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:36
"He was just trying to make things brighter in East Palo Alto," ============= And for a brief second, he got his wish.
From: sp00k
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:42
http://interactive.wsj.com/public/current/articles/SB905355071864010000.htm Mr. Taggart's work orders this day include moving a power line from an old electrical box to a new one and restoring service at a customer's home by restringing a wire from a utility pole carrying a 12,000-kilovolt distribution line to the roof of the house. -------------- Unless this article has it wrong too
From: andrewthegreat
[Cymru am byth]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:48
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:41 I got Banned from Photobucket, Again.!! --------------------- Maybe you should make a 'private' album. And give the images innocent sounding names.
From: sgrannel
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:52
Christmas-y! http://www.jibjab.com/originals/farting_elves_12_days_of_christmas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cjXModWpA
From: sp00k
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:52
Found another one. This sounds more like it ================= kv - Kilovolt One thousand volts (1,000). Distribution lines in residential areas usually are 12 kv (12,000 volts). ================= 12,000kv the fucker would have been dust.
From: andrewthegreat
[Cymru am byth]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:53
From: sp00k Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:42 http://interactive.wsj.com/public/current/articles/SB905355071864010000.htm Mr. Taggart's work orders this day include moving a power line from an old electrical box to a new one and restoring service at a customer's home by restringing a wire from a utility pole carrying a 12,000-kilovolt distribution line to the roof of the house. -------------- Unless this article has it wrong too --------------------- I know that in Britain, the overhead lines on wooden poles are 11,000 volts.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 17:07
12 KV ---or 12,000 volts is quite a common rating for medium size distribution lines. Been in the trade since 85..
From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 17:16
12,000 yes...but 12,000kv....I don't think so....
From: niggerriggedjury [because afro engineered left us hungover your honor]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 17:19
I don't care who you are this is funny Electricity always tries to find a ground and it went through his arm and leg and essentially welded him to the tree Now that is worse than a two days having the hang over hornies, you know when you wake up hard as a rock and not one hair on your head is in place and your eye balls have a pulse of their own with a bunch of dollar bills crammed in you front pocket
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 17:52
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 17-Dec-2007 17:34 I did didn't work !! ---------------- "Maybe you should make a 'private' album. And give the images innocent sounding names." --------------------- What about http://www.imageshack.us/ You don't need an account, just keep a record of the urls. If a few images get pulled the rest should stay intact.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:02
is that dude dead or alive marko? (insert bon jovi here)
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:10
Eggsy, why you on the floor? Crawl into a nice cozy bed with a down comforter, much warmer and comfy, you don't freeze too it either.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:13
i figgered but he has a kinda i aint kickin it yet look in one o the pics- and why bother elevating his head- i've looked worse and broken bread-fuddin pussy futs the green shite?
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:22
Cain, there are some Rotten car crash pics here: http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/Will+he+be+ok%3F  And here: http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/crash+test+dumbies  And here: http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/motorcycles+are+safe  Not very Christmas-y. 
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:31
shocked nekkid/? i can smell yer traumatized worm from here-gads
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:39
From: niggerriggedjury [because afro engineered left us hungover your honor] Date: 17-Dec-2007 17:19 Now that is worse than a two days having the hang over hornies, you know when you wake up hard as a rock and not one hair on your head is in place and your eye balls have a pulse of their own with a bunch of dollar bills crammed in you front pocket ------------------ That's crazy - that happens to me all the time, and I don't even have a dick.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:52
That's crazy - that happens to me all the time, and I don't even have a dick. ----------------------- Ok, so you don't have a phallic member. We will just have to take your word for it. 
From: slappymcbappy [Slappy McBappy]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:56
Something doesn't add up here. If the corpse was in fact "affixed" to the tree, shouldn't it have been moist and sticky like glue, not crispy and smoking?! plz help
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 19:01
From: slappymcbappy [Slappy McBappy] Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:56 Something doesn't add up here. If the corpse was in fact "affixed" to the tree, shouldn't it have been moist and sticky like glue, not crispy and smoking?! plz help ---------------------------- Lard! That's it lard, that would have stopped him sticking to the tree and he needed to be basted in oil first.
From: rslip [joe]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 19:01
It is NOT 12,000 Kv.....but 12 Kv which is stepped down to 120 v. for household use. THE STUPID ASS SF CHRONICLE GOT IT WRONG ..... AS USUAL. SHIT HEADS!
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 19:05
From: rslip [joe] Date: 17-Dec-2007 19:01 It is NOT 12,000 Kv.....but 12 Kv which is stepped down to 120 v. for household use. ------------------- A measly 120v!  That's half the mains voltage here of 240v.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 19:24
I just picture his wife and kids all bundled up waiting to see the Christmas lights coming out to see him arc-roasted and carbon bonded to the tree. Had to have been a hell of a letdown...they missed the whole show.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 19:25
From: thegoddesofwine [Denise Mercado] Date: 17-Dec-2007 19:08 Every time i see dead kidds it just breaks my heart! I can handle dead teenagers and dead grown ups but not children.. :( ------------------ What about this murder scene. WARNING! Very graphic. http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/The+leg+bones+connected+to+the+hip+bone
From: thegoddesofwine
[Denise Mercado]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 19:32
From: andrewthegreat [Cymru am byth] Date: 4-Sep-2007 17:53 Ewww! Ewww! and more Ewww! Sometimes I question the legality of articles on this site. Wanna see the rest? See the article. http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/The+leg+bones+connected+to+the+hip+bone IREMEBER IT FROM BACK IN THE DAY!!
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 19:34
From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 17-Dec-2007 19:23 It's kind of funny how all you tards know so much about voltage but not one mentions that it's the amperage that kills, not the voltage. ------------------------ If that's the case and not the voltage that kills, then why don't I get fried when I touch the terminals on a 400 amp car battery? The reason, the body's resistance. You can't have current without the voltage. I = V/R
From: snidelywhiplash [Snidely Whiplash]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 19:47
90TH or so!!!!! Go Darwin go!!! some dudes nuts roasting in an outdoor tree, loose dog nibbling on his nose. Hope everyone has a happy holiday, and could someone send me one of his toes? Very christmas-y!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Dec-2007 19:55
Pontius, yes, it's true it's the amps, hell, 12 volts can kill, but with 12kv, you get a nice light show and welded to the tree.
From: doczzz
[dwarf fusion]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 20:00
Try connecting a cable between the battery posts of a car battery and see if you don't get hurt... Even a leakage current as small as 1mA can kill, if it enters an intravenous line and arcs through a grounded hospital gurney...and causes a cardiac arrhythmia in a susceptible patient.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 20:16
Of course, high voltage creates more sparks and is therefore the better choice to off yourself if you want to go by electricity.  As for the car battery guy, take off your shoes, someone with a camera and go do the "I can touch the two poles of the car battery" trick. We'll have a laugh.
From: omagoch [Bryan]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 20:28
Ever put one of those 9 volt batterys on your tongue? I wonder what 12K kilovolts tastes like...
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 20:50
Fuck, I've help jump started some cars where I am surprised the cars and I haven't blown up...sparks would be flying and shit. But I know to now, correctly. But that makes me wonder...has someone ever encountered a person they hated broken down on the side of the road, "helped" them jump-start a car, purposely gave them wrong instructions, laughed while they fried, and got away with it?
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 20:56
From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?] Date: 17-Dec-2007 20:52 "cain, are you on a mission to get banned from photobucket every which way possible?" --------------- I already did, I'm on My 6th account DS.!!
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 21:00
Cain, why don't you just stop using photobucket... and use another file hosting web-site? Fuck dude... you won't lose those yummy-fine-make-me-stiff pictures. Do me (and others) a favor, and start using something NOT photobucket, motherfucker! *veins bulging*
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 21:09
From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!] Date: 17-Dec-2007 21:00 Cain, why don't you just stop using photobucket... and use another file hosting web-site? Fuck dude... you won't lose those yummy-fine-make-me-stiff pictures. Do me (and others) a favor, and start using something NOT photobucket, motherfucker! *veins bulging* ----------------- Don't blame it on PhotoBukett, I know what you need and It ain't one of these 
From: rodney
[What I do! What I do!]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 21:26
Y'all talkin bout car batteries. In the old days when the car bumpers were steel you could jump a car without cables by touching the bumpers together and using the jack and handle to cross the positive car 1 to positive car 2 [negro jumpin] it worked, I aint lyin!
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 21:51
No shit? You've foole... uh, I mean talked a few internet sodomites into meeting you, IRL? Are they fucking nuts? Looks like you and hubby won't need to hunt roos this winter now! There's gonna plenty of meat in the freezer... and it'll be a hell of a lot more tender than roo meat. A HAHA. OK, all jokes aside... who are ya meetin'?
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 22:48
Bushoh, that would make a perfect combo, sweet & sour. Just make sure there's chocolate involved. TSS, you wouldn't be invited, so don't even bother entertaining the idea. Tool.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:01
A special mention goes to Cracker (cos I wanna fuck him) & to DS for her weepy oozing sores on her jaff. Phoe, please accept my sincere thanks for all your hard work. Freaky, I wouldn't be here without you. Fiend, you're weird, but I like you. Dollie, you're a dumbfuck still. STFU, You know I'd marry you in a heartbeat. At least fuck you silly.
From: globsofsnot [Better for you than broccoli]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:09
You are so going to Hell Tosss
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:10
From: tosslebottom [Shake eet] Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:01 A special mention goes to Cracker (cos I wanna fuck him) & to DS for her weepy oozing sores on her jaff. -------------- What's a jaff with oozing sores? I haven't had one (yet). But, you seem familiar enough with them - please elaborate. Meeting up for a Rotten convention would be like fulfulling a death wish. Or extremely boring and disappointing...one or the other.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:12
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From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:13
DS, was the only thing I could think of to say to you. Other than you're a lying, fuckhead piece of shit who thinks her shit doesn't stink & actually thinks the comebacks you write are somehow funny, when the only thing that is funny is that people are laughing at you behind your back.
From: globsofsnot [Better for you than broccoli]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:14
Gee thanks Rectal...you are also going to hell. I hope you get covered in snot & frogs next time you have to work...arsehole..
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:34
From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?] Date: 16-Dec-2007 10:58 "I wonder how many missing rotteners died and we just don't realize it?" ****************** That is precisely why We need a RottenCon to keep track.!!
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:36
From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?] Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:30 Really, tossle, where did I say I was better than you? If people laugh at me behind my backs, so be it. I care a lot less than you do. ------------------ What's even funnier, is that you think I'm serious & that you're so smallminded & insecure that You think I care. Mwhahahah!
From: bushpig
[Just a bit feral!]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:47
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:45 Hello, ReeRee! Forgive me! I am distracted. xoxoxo ***************************** Not convincing...but a shitty to fair attempt.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:49
Yes & you continue to dish out the same fare, meal after meal. Don't you get tired of gruel? Wouldn't you prefer haute cuisine? Really... You're a tard who can't think past the next welfare cheque. Now, go fuck the dog you tried to kill a few times. Maybe it likes the taste of pus on your cunt. Fuck knows no one else would.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:51
Is it just women on here? No offense ladies... but when you get together it's pretty fucking boring around here. Any of you alone... and you're great. But when you get together you're like femsformers, and you think in tandem as one single entity.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:56
From: tosslebottom [Shake eet] Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:49 Yes & you continue to dish out the same fare, meal after meal. Don't you get tired of gruel? Wouldn't you prefer haute cuisine? Really... You're a tard who can't think past the next welfare cheque. Now, go fuck the dog you tried to kill a few times. Maybe it likes the taste of pus on your cunt. Fuck knows no one else would. ------------------------------ I've never received welfare (I just contribute out of of my paycheck). Damn...the thing about my dog...really you come off like an angry bitter bitch. What a shocker, are you getting welfare too, now that you are unemployed? Maybe BP can give you tips?
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:58
From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!] Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:51 Is it just women on here? No offense ladies... but when you get together it's pretty fucking boring around here. -------- TSS, it really tossle being bitter, but pretending not to be.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:00
DS, I see you took a double dose of your nasty pills today. What did ReeRee do to you? Toss was apparently baiting you, but out of the blue you strike at BP. Why? Inquiring minds and all that.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:05
Why would I need welfare when I have a few $100k in the bank? Really DS, I'm not gutter trash like you. You think I could afford a vacation overseas for a month on welfare? You ever seen the city limits, apart from the spells you've had in your city's lockup?
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:09
Why the bitching? If you ladies are going to scrap some verbalige, then why not take your shirts off and post the pics of your angry nipples? Whomever has the angriest nipples, is clearly the winner.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:10
Give her time Phoe. The meds may start to kick in & she'll come up with a comeback soon. Want me to copy & paste an old reply from her? I'm sure there's one she'll rehash soon.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:19
tossle, don't go there.. Unless you want to to. There has been stuff you had been said on the shiny thread that shouldn't and stuff you have have said here that was rather.."dark". Most everyone knows on here I haveve been arrested; I've have never been convicted. We, at a time, used to to be "IM buddies"...have I ever disclosed a single thing you have said to me? No, and I will never do it. Be a fucking cunt as much as you like to me...just because I don't like the exact same people you do on Rotten. Get over yourself, certain people like certain other people that others may not like. We aren't trying to turn rotten into a series of cliques.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:25
From: tosslebottom [Shake eet] Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:19 Cain, you're uninvited to the Vegas Rotten Gathering. From here forward known as the VRG. {O.K when ?}
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:28
Cain, uninvited means you're not being told when & where. DS, get on IM ffs. Lighten up! jfc. When, since you've known me, have I EVER been serious here? When have I EVER meant anything (unless you could tell I was being serious?)
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:29
From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?] Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:25 cain, why is that penis such an angry purple-red on top? Photobucket might be angry. Cause of her,  So it's like shyet 
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:32
From: tosslebottom [Shake eet] Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:28 "Cain, uninvited means you're not being told when & where." -------------- Yes but I want to know what date I'm not to show up in Vegas.!
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:49
Tossle, I am tired. Really, the point is, you make a jab at me FIRST, got pissy at me because I jabbed back. You get pissy, then act you act like it is a "joke". Then you do the same thing again. Maybe you can put that on your resume when searching for a new job? Your job title could be "Professional Bitch". I will give you a hearty recomendation.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:58
Oh, and btw, I don't need to search for a new job. And don't start on Bushie. She said nothing to you. You really need to include her in your taunts? I do something as a joke, ask Phoe, Bushie, RF. You take it seriously. Really, lighten up & stop taking life so damn seriously.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 01:05
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 18-Dec-2007 01:04 marko why dont you go back to lying about fucking porn stars you arent any good at conversation ------------ Go to the Show I'll be there.!!
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 01:06
Cool, RF is still here. I thought you posted then jumped back under the bushes. I don't think any of these girls could handle mah balls. Two of them are Aussies, one is Floridian, and the other is near death from the Chicagoan pollution. My healthy northern nuts would whip them silly.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 01:10
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 18-Dec-2007 01:06 Go to the Show I'll be there.!! ==================== yea yea i am sure we will see lots of pics of your arms in the background ::::::::::::::: Ha ha you don't even know what I look like, for all you know I can be D.Sanchez.!!
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 01:12
Why didn't you Aussie gals tell us about Honky Nuts?  Excuse me!? When conversing with white american males... it's essential to mention the fact that you have Honky Nuts hanging everywhere! RF, I think the Aussies could handle mah nuts.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 01:15
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 18-Dec-2007 01:11 look there's me in the building behind her! I'm in the sixth floor up third window from the left she blew me right after this newscat! +++++++++++++++++++++ Ha ha, I see you back there.!
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 01:23
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 18-Dec-2007 01:15 Ha ha you don't even know what I look like, for all you know I can be D.Sanchez.!! ======================= you posted what was supposed to be your pic on the last FFA Dude that wasn't really Me...... 
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 01:25
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 18-Dec-2007 01:19 "speaking of getting blown this chick gives great head" ++++++++++++++++++++ Hey stop stealing My pics, But she doe's he he.!!
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 01:37
From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!] Date: 18-Dec-2007 01:32 Cain...I could have sworn you were blonde with some of the shit you come out with... ________________________ Like what,? He he Blonde.!
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 01:53
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:44 From: tosslebottom [Shake eet] Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:35 "February 30, Cain. At Caesars Palace." Is it leap year already ? ---------------------------- No, March is starting on the 3rd this year..... Tossle, you are quite Christmas-y and clever.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 02:51
When I was a kid , the only way to get electrocuted was to drag our feet on the rug On our way to school 6 Miles away uphill Both ways In the snow Year round Without breakfast After we plowed 6 acres by hand Milked 5 cows Planted the crops before we left home Got beat with a stick all day And a bunch of other old man sayings Truth is , I would have gone to bed believing 12,000 Kilovolts was real. Good thing I sell dirt instead of trying to be an electrician. Truth is again , I did milk a cow every morning for about 2 years , belonged to the lady next door. She had one arm , and a cute daughter , and a dead old man. ( In 6th grade at the time ) I kept half the milk for my family , her daughter and I played Dr. , and school was about 1/2 mile away , never much snow. She got a new boyfriend to replace her dead hubby , I was not allowed to milk the cow anymore ,or play Dr. and the daughter got knocked a year later ( not me , tried to , but no luck ), cow was sold , they moved. Still a good thing I was never an electrician. ( This entire post is dedicated to sirbutlust , long may he drink ) Gonna try to sleep again. Goodnight all.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 03:10
From: tosslebottom [Shake eet] Date: 17-Dec-2007 23:01 A special mention goes to Cracker (cos I wanna fuck him) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, who wouldn't, I'm a damn good looking man! Check it out . 
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 04:00
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 18-Dec-2007 03:11 Unless I miss my guess, TSS and cainmarko too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I too what, wanna fuck you or am also a Good looking SOB.~?
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 04:11
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From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 04:54
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 18-Dec-2007 04:49 Oh, the mental picture, you win, you out Rottened me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hahahahaha, I am Zee Vinna.!!
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 09:51
Please tell me there is going to be a Rotten gathering someday. And don't give me a snarky response, you jackasses! We need a Rotten party for the sake of all our souls. Oddly enough, I also thought Vegas would be an awesome place for one of these types of engagements...and I know just the field trip we all should be treated to...school bus, bag lunch and all: Bodies: The Exhibition. http://www.vegas.com/attractions/on_the_strip/bodies.html
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 10:30
"Unless I miss my guess, TSS and cainmarko too." "cain I jus get the idea that you would stick your dick in anything." Come on cracker... I've only stuck my dick into one woman, my entire life. Give me more credit than being a man whore!
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 10:34
in theory it sounds like a mighty wind, commie-but i dinna think it would be all *that* in reality. 'course-i'm sure i'd shag my share of rotten schlongs-yers included since i think i still owe ye a pity or grudge fuck-but.. i could never be nice or even polite to some of the frucks from here and i've stayed outaa jail this long..ye kin. being in the same room with ponty, shit sense, douchie?? canna be done without spittin and hissin, kickin, scrappin-stiletto heel to the wwindpipe- but-do let me know how it turns out- wee bitta vaseline monkey-ye are
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 10:41
Snatch, my delicious dirty-mouthed whore... I would never go to a Rotten Convention. Too many people to kill, so little time. Besides, I wouldn't make it out alive. As far as being in the same room as me; I'd make ya drip like a sieve.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 11:01
mebbe-but i'm pre-drippy for convienience sake. looks dinna turn me on for the most part. a clever wit and a nice smelling sack do more for me than a pretty face. and i do think ye'd be the one who would be tied in a closet and fucked in the ass with a beer bottle by anyone with 1/2 a squint on. bucket on the head, face in a toilet, shit on , pissed on, passed around like a hanky-the usual party antics. pics posted afore ye could even get untied-
From: ohhellno
[steve-vo]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 11:22
Sure, We can all meet up in Laredo Have a nice meal Then cross the border and see the donkey show. Who knows, some might want to join in.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 11:31
I'm sure we're all a bunch of really nice people in real life. I don't have a problem with anyone here, and I don't think too many people want my dick nailed to the floor...besides, we can have metal detectors to keep anyone from going 'ballistic' nyuk, nyuk...
From: gargoyle1
Date: 18-Dec-2007 11:46
Aye, you've never seen an angry celt. Who needs weapons? There's always tables, chairs, doorknobs, plates, anything not fastened down. Now there's a party for yas. Metal detector my arse.
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 11:55
"Rotten Convention" Nothing good would ever come of that. Besides, I never really cared for Vegas, except for the golf. I can't see leaving Florida just for that. Except, slapping Snatchy's lips with my balls. And, playing with those great tits. And fucking that extremely wet pussy of hers. Otherwise, blood splatter is too hard to remove from my clothes, Lake Mead isn't deep enough to hide the bodies and I don't care to spend any time digging holes in the desert.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 11:56
Hi gargoyle. Trip planning is fun. I'm going to town today to check out my passport details & talking to the travel agent to get some accommodation choices. I'm talking right now to someone I CANNOT WAIT to meet when I'm there.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 12:02
Chinnuts, don't think there'll ever be a rotten convention. I know I'll be meeting one person for sure. There's another 3 possibles. And gargoyle, unemployment is wonderful. I've had so many job offers & it's fun turning them down. I've picked a few, so will have maybe 3 days work per week in the new year. We'll start our business properly when we return from overseas.
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 12:33
From: tosslebottom [Shake eet] Date: 18-Dec-2007 12:02 Chinnuts, don't think there'll ever be a rotten convention. I know I'll be meeting one person for sure. There's another 3 possibles. ---------------------- I agree. There are some people on Rotten I'd like to meet in person. But, to consider Rotten a community worthy of a block party is nothing more than sheer stupidity and folly. By the way, have a good time on your visit to the States and don't molest the indigenous wildlife.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 12:46
I'm meeting the people I want to when I'm there, just trying to tee up the final details. I'm not into molesting indigenous animals. Except maybe RF.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 12:47
And lo the skye did darken and became as coal the winds rose from the four corners and wreaked havoc the moon became as blood and the seas boiled the ground shook and the people were afraid! rotten con is vegas is about to occur!
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 13:50
aye chinny-my lips are ripe for whappin the pressing of green into palms is a key component in most any situation= as well as those listed above-i grease a host/ess at a restaurant when first entering-heartily if no reservations were made-adequately if res. were made. i often tip a wait person before hand to ensure gut service and after as well-as a nod. always the valet-and dinna be skinchy. coat check-obviously. roomservice. taxi cab drivers, any entertainer working the floor, any hostess at any event-not just dining. bartender-obviously. all doorman. any poolside attendants. the dealer if yer playing cards. higher the stakes-higher the tip. any/all hotel staff where you are staying. any private tours; car, bus, helicopter etc, in america it is appropriate to tip in almost any situation-keep a roll in yer pocket-
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 14:09
happy birfday love-give us some sticky fingers-eh 
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 14:12
Well, I tried. But a violent end to a friendly rotten party would make for the most christmas-y stories yet! "Hey, remember when Bella put that champagne bottle up shanon's ass?" "Yeah, remember when doc and TSS stripped down to their shorts and beat each other comatose? That was awesome! No one won, and everyone had to deal with the mess! Just like the forums!" I wonder what unspeakable atrocity I'd have to endure.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 18-Dec-2007 14:27
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch] Date: 18-Dec-2007 14:09 happy birfday love-give us some sticky fingers-eh ============= Mick: Keith, lay down Keith: Wha fur? Mick: Yer dead mate
From: thegoddesofwine
[Denise Mercado]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 14:28
Good evening everyone thought i cruise in too see whats up ! had a gazzilion things I had to do today and Im tired of haveing to make candy cane reindeer..ehh  only i added noses
From: acutemi [Doc]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 14:29
This was just a nice hardworking guy doing his job and trying to make life a little better for others. Can we cool it with the nasty jokes? Not sure why the Chronicle felt it appropriate to write about it so graphically. The family is devastated already. By the way, the 12,000 Kv is a misprint, it should be 12Kv.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 14:46
I don't know about you RF, but I am dying to see all of these supposed 'exchanges' me and myself (under the cover of my dozens of trolls, of course) are having. Fucknut's about to exemplify his own schizophrenic delusions. This'll be fucking funny.
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 14:51
when i was a kid i got an electric shock from an electric fence.that was a big surprise. i thought the horse i was petting had stung me.
From: sp00k
Date: 18-Dec-2007 14:53
 I have a feeling this would end badly. Count me in.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:05
this is some scary shit JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Forty nine highly infectious tuberculosis patients cut through wire fencing and broke out of a hospital isolation unit, apparently because they wanted to spend Christmas with their families. The mass escape highlights the problems faced by South Africa as it struggles to cope with an epidemic of virtually incurable TB that feeds off the AIDS virus and kills most of its victims. South Africa has an estimated 5.4 million people living with the AIDS virus.
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:06
ya know RF, all i have to do is replay that great night in my head. it's all here right in my noodle,..every word. wish it could be real life. how's the weather in texas. here we have snow that has turned to ice. love you!
From: sp00k
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:08
trollinization? Is that measured in kilotrolls? The victim was completely trollinized by a 12,000 kilotroll post. Or is that 12 kilotrolls?
From: grimmythegoth [I'dliketobeyourfriend]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:11
Goddes <point at it and you can see what to type
From: grimmythegoth [I'dliketobeyourfriend]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:21
It needed a friend!
From: sp00k
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:25
 Got my tree at the last minute. Its all they had left.
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:27
i have a troll collection. my favorite is a twoheaded troll. it reminds me of britney and abbey hensel. google them and you'll see the most amazing human oddity ever. they are one body from the waist down yet they drive a car together. really amazing.it's as if they are a twoheaded girl. wish i could post their pic. can anyone else post their pic?
From: grimmythegoth [I'dliketobeyourfriend]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:29
I have to go, Dora the Explorer is coming on!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:36
Guess we don't get any new articles today and instead we get to plunder rotten and make a spectacle for duder to sit back on his stoned ass and laugh at
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:37
gargoyle, just make sure that when you hit it give equal amounts of kisses to each face. i think they should share one man so no one gets sloppy seconds and one man is enough for one pussy to handle. RF have a good night at work.
From: sp00k
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:38
What if only one has a 'headache' but the other one wants it?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:39
Just think of the head job they can give, one does the breathing while the other just goes for it, yeehawww.
From: sp00k
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:40
Or you could get a little lesbian action going on there. (would that count?)
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:43
spook, that's a good question. their mother once said even she won't know all their secrets. hope they get a real sweet guy someday. but he won't get four tits. they only have one each.
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:46
that one with that extra head was really strange. the extra head could even suck..they cut her off and the one with the body appeared brain damaged.then that one died too.
From: thegoddesofwine
[Denise Mercado]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:46
From: carolina [Carol] Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:43 spook, that's a good question. their mother once said even she won't know all their secrets. hope they get a real sweet guy someday. but he won't get four tits. they only have one each. :X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X::X:X:X:X:X: Your sooooo... have a sunny deposition!
From: sp00k
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:46
What if they get married to two guys? Wouldn't that be cheating?
From: sp00k
Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:50
From: gargoyle1 Date: 18-Dec-2007 15:39 Just think of the head job they can give, one does the breathing while the other just goes for it, yeehawww. ------------- One could suck the other could..... ah, nevermind.
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 16:03
well the hensel twins will soon be 18 years old as they were born in 1990. chang and eng the origional siamese twins that lived in the 19th century had all their own body parts and each had a wife and the wives were sisters. they had about ten kids each.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 16:08
How to prepare Holiday tard. Take one tard. Cook for 30-35 minutes. (12:20 p.m. - 12:54) Serve piping hot with holiday lights as garnish. Enjoy.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 17:10
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EHItZuKTizw Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
From: andrewthegreat
[Cymru am byth]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 17:21
Hey.. Ohhhh.... Hey..... Ohhhh.... (X2) We're up up up and away Where the music is my fantasy Take me up up up and away fantasy turns to reality oh time to take my hand and lead me to the Discoland so i can do all the things i've been longing to do ohhhh, let me sing now (sing now....sing now...) Hey.. Ohhhh.... Hey.... Ohhhh.... (X2) let me sing now.... You got me, lead me, Just you take good care of me now the music is happening I want everyone to be free and easy time to take my hand and lead me to the Discoland So i can do all the things I've been longing to do Ohhh..... Let me sing now.... Hey.... ohhhh... hey.... ohhhh... Hey.... ohhhh... Hey.... ohhhh... (x2) Let me sing now.... Heh...... Let me sing now.... Yeah.... (Take me... Take me... Take me... Take me...)
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 17:47
From: andrewthegreat [Cymru am byth] Date: 18-Dec-2007 17:44 From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 18-Dec-2007 17:35 Someones gonna go to hell for this ----------------------- The video is on b0g somewhere. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yeah O.K I don't have any aspirations to watch that.!
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 18:07
Is this the animal cruelty thread now? http://www.abc3340.com/news/stories/1107/475615.html "He said he first thought his 3-year-old dog named Anne had been hit by a car, but after a closer look it was clear someone skinned his dog alive."
From: ohhellno
[steve-vo]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 18:35
----Wal Mart is the cancer of the community!------ I agree Except the last time I went there, they had a 50" plasma for 999 dollars. I give them a pardon for that one.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 18:42
From: ohhellno [steve-vo] Date: 18-Dec-2007 18:35 ----Wal Mart is the cancer of the community!------ I agree Except the last time I went there, they had a 50" plasma for 999 dollars. I give them a pardon for that one. ----------------------- I wouldn't go for plasma, great quality first but then they expire really quick.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 19:06
very newborn in the manger -ish
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 20:04
someone get douchie a fresh batch o nappies-she's seeping all over the shag carpet
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 20:10
she's a bitter husk of decayed aardvark is all helpless, hopeless, hapless a right manky old boot
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 20:17
From: thegoddesofwine [Denise Mercado] Date: 18-Dec-2007 20:06 I have never been mean to anyone in here y must you be so ugly? --------- Geez, louise, I didn't mean to upset you. But depending on what computer I am on - I used 4 regularly between my personal PC, work and friends - 2 of which are dial-up - it takes for-fucking- ever for the thread to refresh after a thread gets long and they are loaded with pics. Sorry if I made you upset.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 20:39
Pictures do not slow down anything. The thumbnails are tiny (about 5k bytes) and the actual image is stored wherever the internal link URL refers to. This has been explained many times during the past few years, but some people are either incapable of understanding or retaining info, or are just being bitchy, and then covering their miserable ass with a stupid excuse which fools no one.
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 20:39
There hasn't been a movie in quite some time I've wanted to waste theatre price on. Last big screen thing I watched was 28 Weeks Later. *That* was worth it. 
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 20:58
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 18-Dec-2007 20:39 Pictures do not slow down anything. The thumbnails are tiny (about 5k bytes) and the actual image is stored wherever the internal link URL refers to. This has been explained many times during the past few years, but some people are either incapable of understanding or retaining info, or are just being bitchy, and then covering their miserable ass with a stupid excuse which fools no one. ---------------------- OK, you are right. "Some people act like an ass - a saggy ass they should cover. They are miserable, bitchy, stupid, and are incapable of retaining info that only fools like them.". See how petty you sound with all your insults? I just used your insults, and twisted them around for kicks, as you were not able to present a more intelligent response, void of insults.
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 21:06
haha, thats funny, tss. youre a funny guy.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 21:06
For our over-educated absithe, I muss auch dire que 5kb x 250 = 1.25MB which makes reloads take up to 6 seconds on my 2GB/s connection. I do not even want to know how long you'd have to wait on a modem line. Putting funny pictures up is great, but just overloading a page with crappy boredom pictures is maybe, not.
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 21:09
ds, youre on a roll tonite, keep it up. quite entertaining......... btw, im drunken.
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 21:10
also, ds, congrats on your resstraint on using "had" so often. your diligence is duly noted
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 21:17
Hiyas DS, can you make me sleepy? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, usually, a few posts will do it, gargle.
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 21:35
it must be cold where you are, gargle
From: gargoyle1
Date: 18-Dec-2007 21:37
It's 27.1 degrees here in New England right now. No wind chill though, Humidity is 71% and the barometer is 30.12 and rising.
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 21:37
great, cain, you and GD have something in common.
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 21:47
From: entityzero [And one day, suddenly, there it was] Date: 18-Dec-2007 21:24 You chew your way in. ^^^ Ra HA! --- No Country for Old Men looked pretty awesome.. ~~~ TSS- Long time no chat... didn't you miss me at all? *sob*
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 21:47
From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch] Date: 18-Dec-2007 21:36 Steve, you never told us which one is you. +++ The guy in the checked shirt? Just guessing from his profile. ~~~~~~~~~~ Very good sleuthing, CB.
From: ohhellno
[steve-vo]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 21:50
No, but when he had a handlebar mustache and long hair,when we went to a hard rock concert, everyone thought he was the lead singer for metallica. Asking for his autograph.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 21:54
Of course I miss ya dinker. I threw you a few yims here and there, when I realized you'd yimmed. But you weren't on. Phoe, I am fucknut. Have you realized that yet? It's fucking hilarious, ain't it? I can't believe no-one has caught on!
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 22:10
Not tonight dinker. Nothing personal, I swear. I just got really overloaded on the e-mails and yims. I'm not even checking my e-mail or yim, and Grimmy is like my 'main yim squeeze', so that says a lot. I think grimmy is pissed about that. Heck, you yim her (I think?). I imagine she's mentioned it. If anything, I'm being honest and not saying something like "hey, my computer is fucking up" or "my yim won't work". So don't be pissed. OK?
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 22:18
no prob, man.. To be honest, I haven't even opened my YIM in ages either.. I just happened to be bored tonight And where the Hell is IK, anyways? He's never around anymore, either..
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 22:19
From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!] Date: 18-Dec-2007 22:17 Is this the FFA, or is it the next article down? I'm bouncing back and forth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Top thread is the default ffa. The other one is just because.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 22:26
Thanks for understanding dinker. I was worried you might take it personal, when it really isn't. (I always get 'gifts' when we yim, so you know it's worth my while!) Speaking of that... where did your friend ever go? Now I don't mean to be a dick or anything, but telling a highly energized male that he's gonna see that body, then not showing him... you know that is the definition of HELL, don't you? I checked my e-mail for a week straight when that was going on. LOL And where did stfu go?
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 22:28
Where the fuck is ik? Steve, I asked about that guy because he looks just like my sisters boss, who just moved here from Texas. It was just too coincidental not to ask. Phoe, show us your boobs. (I know, not a chance in hell. But it felt like the old days for 1.8 seconds!)
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 22:33
TSS~ *evil giggle* My friend's still around... perhaps in the Cthulhumas spirit we will take a few pics fer ya.. Yer mail is still that gmail one? It may not be fer a bit though, as the Mr. is coming home in the morning, and he has a thing against the me on the interwebs...(go figger)
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 22:43
It certainly is dinker. You and your hawt little friend will put a mighty large smile on my face if you do. (I'm hoping you'll be in the pics, too? ) Don't be shy now. Remember, chocolate syrup, strawberry jam, etc. Ah hahaa I'll check it in a few days. I figure there is a shitload of "Never hear 'It's too small!' again!" spam, riddled here and there with authentic rotten fare. I tell ya. I need a little pick-me-up after going through all that fucking spam. (It's been about 2 months (?) since I checked the e-mail.) Fuuuuuuuck.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 22:45
TSS, hehehe, whateva. All of 1.8 seconds, eh? Did you notice on the other thread how Doczzz said EZ was flirting with you and you issued sex coupons to her? hahaha That was me! It is still in my bio if anyone would like to see it and it is very well written. No expiration date and all. Sorry, EZ. I like Doczzz, but apparently the white man is not supposed to flirt with the white women and you got the shit for what I did. My motto usually- can't we all just get along. Doczzz, man, I was just gonna keep it to myself, because I for sure do not want to get into it with you, but can't one like everyone regardless or must we pick sides? King James, so sorry you think my rose is lame. I will try harder to please you and you alone next time. Mmmk? Do you have an email addy so I can run shit by you before I post it from now on?
From: keenejl4219
[KING JAMES]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 22:54
naw,, just work on better graftic for all of us to view, thats why i'm here, good pic's!!!! not the bitch amonst all ya,,,sorry to insalt you but after gar's, yours was ....., and it's just----james
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 22:56
Well, shit, with all the name changing around here tonight it was an honest mistake. Yeah, yeah, RE13 that's who it was. Damn, now I have to apologize to them both for getting them confused in mah head. Sorry girlies! Ya'll would have known who I meant anyway.
From: keenejl4219
[KING JAMES]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 23:09
well ya, shit-- it's just game to most that post here under anothers name, or close to it. i don't care who any of you are and don't care who you post as. i just like the conversation, well , not all. and the stories and what some have rotten to say about the theard
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 23:16
"Fat girl cleavage" LOL! I like all shapes and sizes. Just not the black ones. I'd smack your ass just as sweet as any skinny tart. DS, you thought that shit was weird too, huh? I think doc had a little meltdown. Poor fella.
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 23:21
Thanks Phoe.. Actually, I was thinkin' my phoenix tatty looks pretty sweet in that pic. ..and damn strait ya would, tsixth.. that *is* what you're here for
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 23:23
As a matter of fact dinker, all I've ever seen is your face and tits. I tell you what, show me the entire body, and I'll let you know if you are fat. Trust me, you might just be anorectic or something. You need a professionals opinion before you can say you're fat. Pro bono, just fer you!
From: keenejl4219
[KING JAMES]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 23:38
'steely dan'??- never really like them. more into hard rock.. don't do whiskey/scotch- don't mind some southern comfort, or on a speicel occation some crown.. whew...god. but hard juice don't do me well any more. james, I know I should call a cab............just stay off the sidewalks, it worth 10 pts more
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 23:57
Dink, you've got massive tits and a rounded face. So I always thought you'd be about 80Lbs more than your pic suggests. (LOL, seriously.) You ain't fat, sweetie. To be honest, it looks like you're unfortunately covering up some nice shape with your style of clothing. Why the heck do girls hide their shit? So, yeah. You're Canadian. Come to America, you'll see fat, huge, massive, gargantuan, disgusting, and finally Oprah.
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 00:11
TSS~ LMAO.. jeeze, Oprah's not that bad... You're totally right, I dig the bag-lady clothing look. Mostly because my weight fluctuates so much that it seems to be the best way to go. I've been from a 32 to a 10.. and average somewhere between there most of the time. I must admit though, when I am smaller I do dress to accentuate the titties.. they're one thing I never loose, lucky me.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 00:18
Dink, when in the heck did you get to 32? Here in the states, I've never known a gal that was large enough for a 32. The sizes there must be different. Which is very surprising, considering how closely our economies are linked. (32 here would put you at something like 260LBs, at about 5'6'') ** TSS just wants to dink's pussy. ** Own up it, bro. What the heck did either of those lines mean? I'm so DS'd !!
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 00:24
actually, 32 was (fer me) about 340#, I'm 5'8... yes, *ACK* indeed... Thank Jeebus I've been not that bad lately, lol... and am getting smaller all the time. Recently shed 70#'s.. (and am almost a "normal" weight) GO ME!
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 00:26
I've been working a lot, and I don't look at this site when my kids are up anymore, they're old enough to notice stuff now, and half the time if I disallow pictures I can't tell wtf is going on on a thread .
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 00:34
Hiya IK How goes it? ...been meaning to tell ya.. tell NF my kiddo says thanks fer the gameboy (I made him make a card, even), since he totally bogarted it on me. {Yeah, I know it's been like, a year, but I am the queen of puttin things off..}
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 00:39
Dink NF sais np. TSS, I was thinking it would be a better idea to just ask the other rotteneers to refrain from posting pictures that aren't appropriate for a six year old. Thanks in advance, Ikthool
From: pibble
[thewonderdwarf]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 01:06
cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y cunt-y
From: keenejl4219
[KING JAMES]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 01:09
ya hoo, i made the gantlent of assholes, and their was 4 at the store, i'm not TOO happy that 4 or 5 rotten fuckers were not on the sidewalks on the way home--xtra 20 pts EACH. but i made it home safe, you all and yours, made it-out of my way. and most important... I DIDN'T GET POPPED. HEY ME!!!
From: pibble
[thewonderdwarf]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 01:27
Perhaps you meant "garland of assholes". Which , to me, is not terribly attractive. I can see it catching on in, say Frisco or Greenwich Village or those gay places in the West where the cowboys go, like in that film.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 04:36
 ------------------------ Ye Gods! That fucks with me. NOT Christmas-y.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 05:06
Woo-Hoo! 600! Christmas-y!
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 05:16
601! Fuck all y'all Christmas-y style!
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 05:50
Docz, man, take a vacation. Relax, because you really went over the top on the other thread. Sorry, about your worries, money troubles and your stress, but day-um. If it don't kill ya it only makes ya stronger.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 05:54
How to book into a hotel What's up with it, vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night, so bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. We just a couple of pimps, no hoes (Borat movie of course)
From: doczzz
[dwarf fusion]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 06:18
Phoe, I think everyone here expects me to be perfect or something...just like they do at my job IRL. Sometimes, I just need/want to be human and not feel judged or pressured to always say or do the right thing all the time. That's why I want to get a dog, and live in the woods.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 06:29
Doczzzzzzzzzzzz, nobody expects you to be perfect, we all know that we all wouldn't read these rotten stories if we were. 2 hints - Give up thinking everything is about you - Then give up thinking it's because you're lacquered
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 06:31
Doc, you don't have to be perfect. You do, however, need to get all oiled up, take some provocative pics and post them here for delectation and droolage. (weed makes me a bit randy, sorry) If you want to pose with the gun in the woods all naked, even better! Throw in a snowy landscape and it would be downright Christmas-y.
From: doczzz
[dwarf fusion]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 06:47
ppp...good hints, though you forget this is the net and not my real life...besides, talking about a cunt is much better than being one. bella...I'd rather ride my bike naked til' I'm all sweaty, and use the gun on anyone sneaking around trying to take pictures. lol. I've got lots to think about. 2008 is going to be a tough year. I better get going...duty calls.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 06:53
Doc, sweaty is fine. Use a timer and take your own pics.... I'll be waiting with baited breath. Christmas-y anticipation of naked doctor with amazing thighs abounds.....
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 07:01
Hahaha, what's the porcher's opinion on you asking naked pictures from rotten.com folks, cowtardnotbella? "Oh yes that's fine" "Please just don't masturbate in the kitchen, we have food in there" Wait, I get it, there is no one on the porch.
From: pibble
[thewonderdwarf]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 07:09
Bella, sorry to hear about your grandma, hope she had a good life. Try to think of her in happier times. Doc, in my professional opinion you need to assasinate your Super-ego. Upside of your head is a little "parental" voice, telling you you are not "good" enough. Clue, you never will be, because the "voice" is you not them. Drop out, drink petrol or whatever. Is riding a bike naked in Alaska adviable, I wonder. Think of the bears.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 07:16
Pompous, you really should reel in your jealousy. Don't be mad because nobody wants to see your sallow, alcohol-soaked, bloated person in the nude. Just be glad you can at least pay someone enough to be willing to touch your oozing, clammy, infected person. The fact you EVER have sex is proof positive that if you have enough money you can pay someone to do the most repulsive, vile and disgusting things and pretend to enjoy it. Of course, crack whores in Ohio can't be charging THAT much.....desperate women do desperate men at a rock-bottom, dirt-cheap, desperate price. Ugh. Christmas-y isn't for the likes of you.
From: chowchowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 07:20
 Merry Christmas!! {now that's christmas-y}
From: gargoyle1
Date: 19-Dec-2007 07:23
Ok, somewhere along the line I missed something ( not too suprising, I was asleep for a few hours ) Bella, what happened with your grandmother? Sorry if there's problems. I'm so lost right now, sheeesh.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 07:35
Ciao I'm pissing my pants here (which is a problem cause both GF's are out of town). You are so limited that I can actually make you confirm your "physique" (Ewwwwww). If I was not as insomniac as I am I would probably not even bother. But you getting all hysterical is always worth a laugh, fatso.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 09:33
commode ur ine, master of the armada of chamber pots and the whole of the fleet of enemas
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 09:46
yule shoot yer eyes out These are your good years don't take my advice you never wanted the nice boys anyway and I'm of good cheer cause I've been checking my list the gifts you're receiving from me will be one awkward silence and two hopes you cry yourself to sleep staying up, waiting by the phone and all I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to me before you bury yourself alive don't come home for Christmas you're the last thing I wanna see underneath the tree merry Christmas, I could care less happy new years baby you owe me the best gift I will ever ask for don't call me up, when the snow comes down its the only thing I want this year
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 09:52
** I think everyone here expects me to be perfect or something...just like ** they do at my job IRL. Sometimes, I just need/want to be human and not ** feel judged or pressured to always say or do the right thing all the time. You talk like you're king shit... like you are better and smarter than everyone. You set yourself up for the fall, genius. Stop whining about it, and change who you are. If you walk around with your nose stuck to the ceiling all the time, people are gonna laugh when you slip.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 09:53
aye-pea ran down me leg mornin goylelfling-show us some jolly arse
From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 19-Dec-2007 10:32
Which one of you Rottentots knocked up Jamie Lynn??
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 10:32
I just made crack.Here's the recipe. ingredients: 1 10oz package of saltine crackers 1 cup butter 1 cup light brown sugar (dark will work too) 1 12 oz package milk chocolate chips 1 cup finely chopped pecans(or substitute the nut of your choice) Preheat oven 325. Line baking sheet with foil- spray or grease tin foil with cooking oil Line tin foil with cracker, edges touching. In medium saucepan, combine butter and brown sugar. Cook mixture, stirring occasionally. Mixture is ready when a small amount dropped into water forms a small ball that flattens when placed on a flat surface (or until mixture reaches 235 degrees F or 112 degrees C). Pour mixture over crackers and spread evenly. Bake in preheared oven for 15 minutes. Sprinkle chocolate chips over hot toffee. When chips turn glossy, spread evenly with spatula. Sprinkle with chopped pecans. Refrigerate overnight. Break into bite size pieces. It's just as addictive as the real thing, be careful! Laterz ya'll!
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 10:37
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 18-Dec-2007 20:39 Pictures do not slow down anything. The thumbnails are tiny (about 5k bytes) and the actual image is stored wherever the internal link URL refers to. This has been explained many times during the past few years, but some people are either incapable of understanding or retaining info, or are just being bitchy, and then covering their miserable ass with a stupid excuse which fools no one. -------------------- Pictures DO slow down the thread if they are of the animated gif type. For example the just the thumbnail of this animated gif is 130k bytes. 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 19-Dec-2007 10:42
From: ladyjanegrey Date: 19-Dec-2007 10:32 Which one of you Rottentots knocked up Jamie Lynn?? ============= Who? Guess it wasn't me, I haven't a clue who the hell you are talking about.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 10:48
Also, the average post size is about 100 bytes, the average thread consists of about 50 posts, and the average thumbnail is about 9K. (Without sirbutlust, the average post size would be about 50 bytes.) Ah haha, jk. So, 50 posts * 100 bytes = about 5K So, a SINGLE thumbnail consisting of a single frame amounts to almost 1 and a half times more than ALL of the text in the average thread, combined. Still, I love naked women... so please don't stop posting images!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 19-Dec-2007 10:59
TSS, if she's as dimwitted as her sister, she should be sterilized with a fork to prevent the spread of the tard genes they obviously carry. However attractive ( this is purely subjective ) some people consider them, they are as bright as a box of rocks, in fact, the box and the rocks may be brighter. Abort that child and sterilize her now, for the sake of the rest of the human races future. And don't get me started on Paris Hilton for fuck sake. A total void of intellect there.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 11:01
Here let me pour some gasoline. Who's rodney T troll? I kinda was REALLY YELLED at and shouted down. Well I'm back. Cranky made assumptions again. My point STILL remains. I never said anyone else was the T troll (or a friend) THAN ..RODNEY, ABYSS, Useless 2 society, and the Goth Troll Sarcasitic. Cranky ..only you INCLUDED the fissure (who has his own troll he acknowledged) , and all the others. I'll bet conspiracy KNOWS what's going on if he truly reads EVERY post. I respond to other people that seem to take the T troll's side. NOW I'll say again. Who is RODNEY? And tss, I just don't believe he's some random "white boy troll" happens to show up for one post to DISS you and then get put down, IS ANYONE else than you. THAT"s THE QUESTION BABE..DON't YELL me down again. The Abyss, Useless 2 troll and the SARcastic troll WERE in A STAGED phoney ARGUMENT and I really think TSS IS part of it. So like Bella, you can just call me names and say I think "everybody" is TSs . Ha HA. Ok I laughed, good one. Now come back calmly and PROVE my POINTS about rodney and those other 3 trolls in the "fake" argument. Cranky, I enjoy a lot of your mindset, but I really have a hard time believing you not being able to see the troll poop here. I only take the time here for the "SILENT MAJORITY" of readers here. The active posters here are shaped by previous experience and personal opinions. Listen..I know what I'm saying is true. Prove me wrong. I'll bet you can't so I'll just LISTEN to the insults. Remember readers. Read the posts I'm referring to and Laugh at TSS like I do. Just be glad I'm posting for you..It's pretty nasty out here! Fuck you T troll, and your butt boy pontinus. Hue..GREAT pictures (except a few ) .. Keep up the good work. Sorry Doc, about your haircut. And Bella..I'm sorry for your loss as well. I remain, only norace.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 11:09
oooh-love a hairy ass and ye know it too play a bitta slap-sack on me chin
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 11:25
norace-i'm only on my side and i'm prolly only gonna say this one time; drop the sodding troll hunt commentary or i'll hunt ye down, reach down and pull yer perineum out yer nose-savvy? nothing personal-i'm doing ye's a favor by telling ye's to stow it. be crafty, be clever, be rotten-if all yer here to do is call out the faceless who want to remain faceless; yer prolly barkin up the wrong site-i like dags, but dags that keep yapping or getting underfoot will earn my boot to their gut. all whinging will be dealt with in a ghastly fashion- hard to port and shuddafruckup-all of ye weepy cunts-nigra or no- cheeses h on a ding dong mangy bilge rats
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 11:41
Norace: Please for the love of god, write coherently. A particular 'style' of writing has no merit if it makes every post nigh-illegible. Paragraph breaks. Line breaks. Correct usage of commas and periods. English has these things in the rulebook for a reason. A 20-line paragraph filled with random caps and broken/run-on sentences is not only difficult to read and comprehend, it's fucking annoying and pisses people off no matter how poignant your post may be. This is what your post should look like, NR: "Here, let me pour out some more gasoline. Who is the Rodney T troll? I was yelled at and shouted down earlier, but I'm back. Cranky made assumptions again, but my point STILL remains. I never said anyone else was the T troll apart from Rodney, Abyss, Useless 2 society, and the Goth troll. Cranky...only you brought in Fissure (who acknowledged having his own troll), and all the other posters on here. I'll bet Conspiracy knows what's going on if he truly reads every post. I respond to other people that seem to take the T troll's side. Now I'll say again, "Who is Rodney?" And TSS, I don't believe some random "white boy troll" who happens to show up for one post to disrespect you and then gets put down is anyone other than you. My point is, Abyss, Useless, and the Sarcastic troll were in a staged argument and I really think TSS is responsible for all of it. So, like Bella, you can just call me names and say I think "everybody" is TSS. Very funny...I laughed. Now, come back and calmly disprove my points about Rodney and those other 3 trolls in this fake argument! Cranky, I enjoy your mindset, but I really have a hard time believing you are unable to see the troll poop here. I only take the time here for the benefit of the "silent majority" of readers here. The active posters here are shaped by previous experience and personal opinions, and cannot see the truth. Listen, I know what I'm saying is true, so prove me wrong! I'll bet you can't, so I'll just listen to the insults. Remember, readers: read the posts I'm referring to and laugh at TSS like I do. Just be glad I'm posting for you...it's pretty nasty out here! Fuck you, T troll, and fuck your butt-boy Pontius. Hue...great pictures, except for a few. Keep up the 'good' work. Doc, sorry about your haircut. And Bella..I'm sorry for your loss as well. I remain only Norace."
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 11:42
Bet the stench was sickening. You know he lit up like a christmas-y ornament.
From: noracejustretard
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 11:44
ALmost EVERYone,, HERE is a TROLl ,, EXcept For ME AND my SON,,, he'S BLacK,,, loL
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 11:45
aaaaaarrrrrrgghh, mateys. Thanks, ABC, I was wondering what he said.
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 11:54
youre a nice guy, ABC. A drunk, sure. a pervert, mm-hmm. but a nice guy, for sure. now, can you translate snatchy's marble-mouthed posts? on second thought, don't bother.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 12:16
i'm in the process of dropping dead-it's just taking a few decades-so bear with me-eh ohh-commie made a steaming heap o hisself-lurvely rabble rabble
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 12:24
I see you've been feeling down When I needed you, you've been around So this year I've a Christmas surprise that will make your spirits rise... I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me. I owe you so much that its hard, to repay you for all the good times and I won't forget you this year.. It's Christmas time for my penis. I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man I owe you so much that its hard, to repay you for all the good times And I'm going to give you the joy that you've earned this year pal... It's Christmas time for my penis.
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 12:29
who gives a fuck, what, are you 9 years old?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 12:31
stfu-got an atomic wedgie with walnuts or are ye's always so merry
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 12:32
does it make yer brown eye blue?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 12:33
who lit the fuse on yer tampon, mate
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 12:34
foreskin caught in yer zipper?
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 12:37
I'll tell you about my wedgie if you tell me about the blow to the head you must have taken. translated: I`ll tell ye about me wedgie if ye tell me about th' blow t' th' hade ye must be havin' taken. Ya scurvy dog!
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 12:43
oh-sure-we'd be here all day if i took up tracing my head injuries-yeah suffice to say-i ha a right bludger on me shoulders that has been cracked and battered like a ram but keeps pecking awa to my good fortune. luckily the blows were hard enough to clean my clock and put me out so i recollect little but the blood (headwounds are messy) and waking up to a pack of young emt's hungry to assuage me pains-good times
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 12:50
oh-sure-we`d be here all tide if i tookst up tracin' me hade injuries-aye suffice t' say-i ha a starboard bludger on me shoulders that be cracked an' battered like a ram but keeps peckin' awa t' me good fortune. luckily th' blows be hard enough t' clist me clock an' put me ou' so i recollect wee but th' blood (headwounds be messy) an' wakin' up t' a pack o' young emt`s hungry t' assuage me pains-good times Ya lily livered scallywag!
From: snatchvondippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 13:02
stfu i got me a thongie = if yer nice ill let ya see it
From: snatchvondippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 13:08
caroline-a babee = flat hered that de snatch be going round yer brane i doan need a vonstiffy = just me cane
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 13:13
now for the latest news on yahoo. lynne spears has put her parenting book on hold indefinitely.LOL..now i'm off with the cat and will find out if she has tested positive for cat-scratch fever. while i sit there waiting i will be thinking of drippy dippy snatches and wondering where is mr. dick vonstiff.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 13:17
That's great tossle. Act all secretive about who is attending so we can be jealous of people who are insane enough to meet not one, but a group of strangers from Rotten. I don't know what jealousy is, but I'll try it for you. Thanks for your contributive spirit! That little gathering is destined to be an article on Rotten. Honestly, I think you're nuts girl!
From: dogknotting [Cracker]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 14:22
Fer tha luv of dog.... Noes nu artacles.... Dooder!....
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 14:27
Hey cain, some gangsta wannabe said hi, yo. peace out, my nizzle.
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 14:48
yo, bizzach. i gots to go cook some food, but i bes back straight up, ill check you.
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 14:57
This should make old git happy: Britain's Office of National Statistics says the name of the Muslim prophet is on the verge of becoming the most popular name for newborn boys in the United Kingdom. While Jack has reigned supreme for the last 13 years, Britain's growing Muslim society has rocketed their prophet's name -- including all spelling variations -- into second place. If the trend holds, Mohammed should pass Jack next year. The 2001 national census in the United Kingdom put the Muslim population at 1.6 million, but officials concede that number is greatly outdated. So, if the growing Muslim population is affecting boys' names, how about girls? Officials say last year's winner, Olivia, has fallen by the wayside, and Grace is now the name to claim. Source: Fox News
From: sp00k
Date: 19-Dec-2007 15:00
While Jack has reigned supreme for the last 13 years, Britain's growing Muslim society has rocketed their prophet's name -- including all spelling variations -- into second place. If the trend holds, Mohammed should pass Jack next year. ============ Jack & Mohammed - Sounds like serial killer names are popular in Britian.
From: dogknotting [Cracker]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 15:09
Arr da profit mohamhead.... I noo em so well.... 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 19-Dec-2007 15:47
ABC, we should get Sirbutlust to do an Xmas cartoon like a Charlie Brown Xmas, only make it "A Rotten Xmas". There'd be death, blood, sex, porn, sex, death, pillaging, plundering, mayhem and murder. And sex, did I mention sex? And all that'd be just the characters meeting, don't know about the story line though.
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 16:09
f the trend holds, Mohammed should pass Jack next year. The 2001 national census in the United Kingdom put the Muslim population at 1.6 million, but officials concede that number is greatly outdated. So, if the growing Muslim population is affecting boys' names, how about girls? Nope... girls are still named "Hey yu" (or any of the semi-literate variations thereof), naming a girl or a teddy bear Mohammed can get you killed after which the rag heads march in the street doing a mideast version of a pep rally to feign their outrage. There is a growing trend to just numbering the girls one through three with girl "Number One" being the most popular name for the most popular girl in daddy's eye. Girl "Number Two" is the submissive type and often has problems sitting down after "assuming the position" for daddy. Girl "Number Three" is the shy quiet type. Having hardly had a change to learn to talk with daddy rag head's dick lodged in her mouth. There is rarely a "Number Four" girl as one of the previous numbers have usually pissed off daddy by the time the fourth daughter came along and had been beaten to death, strangled, or married off to a much older "uncle." Subsequent girls are just renumbered.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 16:09
sex? c'mon lads-let's blow this koolaid stand-
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 16:15
sure-there'd be so much blood in yer eyes-ye couldnt see who ye's were pig stickin anyhoo-eh fuggin douchebagasaurus rex
From: ohhellno
[steve-vo]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 16:17
I was noticing that when they first started the daily rotten,he kept up with it regularly.Missing only a day here and there. Then about mid this year he started missing 2 days quite a bit. Now starting last month he started missing updates 3 days in a row. My point? He's pretty much on the same course a someone who gets their car repo'd. First,they miss one payment, then two, then they stop paying altogether. Makes me wonder if the daily updates soon will stop altogether too. Sort of like the boners section. Makes me feel sort of sad for some of you that have been on here for a long time if that happens.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 19-Dec-2007 16:21
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 19-Dec-2007 16:10 Given the basic descriptions of most of the people on here...I'm not sure all that sex would be aesthetically appealing. =========== ABC, enough booze and turn the lights down, who gives a shit? I'd do Snatch in a new york minute.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 19-Dec-2007 16:24
All the fucking great articles I've sent in since Monday, and duder is awol, fuck me to tears.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 19-Dec-2007 16:28
From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya] Date: 19-Dec-2007 16:25 I have her picture and believe me, who wouldn't? ======= Yer not alone there. There's quite a few here I'd do ABC, prolly more once the lights and booze went down. Or if they went down. Dinks cute too.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 16:29
hahahha-or ponty regurgitating chunks while trying to jerk hisself hard and ream crowgirl's tookus-puke drippin off her tailpipes-snort
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 16:32
well-ye's 2 are the only ones=so please do perpetuate on the lore of my fabled beauty- though no one looks all that pretty with a sword fight going on in their mouth-i wager still-i'll do my best to smile thru the drool
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 16:43
my love affair with you began long before ye barfed and shite yerself; my bile rises just thinkin afut ye's- too true
From: doczzz
[dwarf fusion]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 17:36
Hey robo...long time no see...how's Kansas? Jigawatt...jigaboo..jiggybutt. I'm sure there's potential for a lame joke somewhere. I have the biggest headache. Can't decide if it was waking up at 3am and not having time to even take a piss, or reading the comments in this thread.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 18:28
From: dogknotting [Cracker] Date: 19-Dec-2007 14:22 Fer tha luv of dog.... Noes nu artacles.... Dooder!.... From: tosslebottom [Shake eet] Date: 19-Dec-2007 14:26 Cracker? That be you babee? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No tossle, that is Andy or his little cousin Daniel that he likes to molest. 
From: sensuous
Date: 19-Dec-2007 18:33
Duder this, Duder that.... Shit happens. You can't expect it to be daily. Yes, I know it says daily, but damn! Everything has it's ups and downs. This to shall pass.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 18:37
Ok. Will send pics & stories. The travel agent just phoned me to tell me she's booking a 4 hour helicopter ride over the Grand Canyon. I don't have the heart to say I'm terrified of small aircraft.
From: andrewthegreat
[Cymru am byth]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 18:40
From: sensuous Date: 19-Dec-2007 18:33 Duder this, Duder that.... Shit happens. You can't expect it to be daily. Yes, I know it says daily, but damn! Everything has it's ups and downs. ------------------------ Duder has his ups and downs. LOL! I could get banned from Rotten for this. http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/andreww1971/Duder.htm
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 18:43
** "...or reading the comments in this thread." What's up, doc? It seems like you aren't able to just ignore the statements you don't appreciate. You always seemed to be able to, or at least get even. Is it that fucknut fellow? He is pretty irritating. And he's taking a liking to you, too.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 18:52
Sens, I dunno why I prefer larger aircraft. I've only been in a helicopter once & really didn't like it. I went up in a two seater Jabiru plane in September & loved it. Maybe the sights will take my mind off of it.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 18:55
From: andrewthegreat [Cymru am byth] Date: 19-Dec-2007 18:50 Cracker, check that page again. The last 6 times I checked out your link it was those two guys fucking! So.... NO!
From: sensuous
Date: 19-Dec-2007 18:55
Maybe the sights will take my mind off of it. --- I hope so, that's what makes it worth wild. Hopefully, you will get a window seat.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 18:57
By the sound of it, Sens, it's just the two of us. We get limo pick up form the hotel, champagne & nibblies too. I'll just drink a shitload of champers. That'll calm my nerves.
From: sensuous
Date: 19-Dec-2007 19:01
I'll just drink a shitload of champers. That'll calm my nerves. ---- lol And it'll make you stupid and happy.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 19:03
From: sensuous Date: 19-Dec-2007 18:57 "Worth wild" Yeah, I'm drunk worthwhile ---------------------- Even though I have the reputation of being one of the grammar nazis here, I find that "Worth wild" just sounds brilliant.
From: andrewthegreat
[Cymru am byth]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 19:05
Cracker. Use this as a template and create your own article. http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/andreww1971/Bush.html Save it as complete. You do have MS Frontpage? Or you can edit it with MS Word. Upload to myfilestash.com both the html document and the folder with all the other bits and pieces of the page.
From: sensuous
Date: 19-Dec-2007 19:06
Stupid & happy? I'm already there! ----- Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one. It just makes it more fun.
From: sensuous
Date: 19-Dec-2007 19:10
better than Andy's! ---- Depending on which one you are talking about. Either way.... I'd say a lot better.
From: andrewthegreat
[Cymru am byth]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 19:12
From: sensuous Date: 19-Dec-2007 19:10 better than Andy's! ---- Depending on which one you are talking about. Either way.... I'd say a lot better. ---------------------- Andy's what?
From: sensuous
Date: 19-Dec-2007 19:17
Andy's what? ---- I don't know what? Do you know what is what, because I don't know what is what? What?
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 19:27
"I'm like the most expensive, exotic item on a gourmet menu. People can wonder about the sensuous delights of the dish, but they can't afford such an expensive luxury." Hey sen, I got fi dolla, fitty cent. That enough?
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 19:34
"Anyway, I just wanted to wish each and every one of you a Merry Christmas and a Joyful new year. And please, drive safely out there." ----------- TSS, gay or an innocent virgin girl. Hahaha, as if any rotteneer would believe that's me. But I'll try and rephrase it to suit me better: Anyway, I just wanted to wish each and every one of you a horrible diarrhea for Christmas and a lot of Joyful anal sex for new year. And please, drive fast and drunk out there.
From: sensuous
Date: 19-Dec-2007 19:42
Hope you have a wonderful time and be careful. (When is the daughter due, or did she already?)
From: johncobb1972 [john]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 20:45
TO: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 3-Oct-2007 22:53 You may never see this, but if you do....Thanx for telling me how to post pix on Rotten. Been using this site for years and asking frequently.....You were the only one to respond! Much appreciated, man! Thanx!!
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 20:58
You know, back in the day we used to talk with freedom... just fuck around and have fun. Now: > every post is scrutinized > identity accusations are common > trolling is rampant > fragile cliques are built and abandoned > on and on... It's like a dystopic Rotten.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 21:01
Yeah john, that post commie made was nice and thorough, wasn't it?  Now why the hell don't I ever have johns show up from a month or more past and give thanks? I help people too, dammit!
From: johncobb1972 [john]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 21:19
801....... Holy shit!! I don't think I have ever seen so many posts in my 7 years on rotten!!! That's Some Article!!
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 21:33
That was a good thread Andy. So how much time do you spend reading old FFAs? You can't live your life in the past. Although I can see where you guys would want to. I did post a lot more in the past, and that no doubt made all of your lives complete in a way that they just aren't now.
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 21:35
hey ds, i posted some actual new stories in the other thread. hope your sweet little pussy is doing better tonight.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 21:37
Yeah, no shit DS. Maybe that's why I had a heart attack a couple of months back. (what a genius you are) I do wonder why you would say that though. I haven't melted down yet. I've scheduled my 6-month meltdown for the day before Christmas. And ikthool, I could only wish that you posted more. You are the great Ikthool! I bow before yee! (and steal your shoes)
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 21:43
Sorry to hear about your heart attack TSS. I guess you're better off getting that out of your way when you're young though, I hear those heart attacks play hell with oldsters.
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 21:46
Years ago, my dad dreamed he was at a party and someone walked up to him and said, "You are the King of Smut!". This shook my dad so much that he awoke in a cold sweat and was very upset for awhile. He considered it the worst kind of insult. So I guess I am the Crown Prince of Smut. Doesn't really bother me any. 
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 21:56
Yeah it sucked ass ik. It all started right after I got home. Cold sweats, nausea, dizzyness... and I just had this intense "I'm gonna die" feeling. I couldn't get rid of it. FM says I was sweating like crazy, cold as hell and pale even for a white guy. So we go to the hospital (she had to drive, I couldn't drive straight). They tell me that I'm OK, it's not that bad I'm just dehydrated, here's some aspirin and nitro. About half an hour later, just before I think they were going to let me go, my left arm and chest hurt like a motherfucker. I'm kinda groaning, and the wifey is ready to smack the docs because they're acting like nothing is wrong. Finally, an older doc comes in, jumps around like the old dog he is, bitches at the younger ones, and tell me he's gotta give me a 'clotbuster', but he needs my consent. So I say, yeah... whatever. And he says 'you might die from it'. So, yeah... there was a pause for a little while. Me and FM kinda looked at each other, I told her that if I died, tell everyone on rotten it was there fucking fault, she laughed said OK... then he gave me the shot. The next day, heart attack #2, rushed to surgery and I got 3 stents.
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 21:58
Jeez tss, it wasn't that smut I posted was it? I know it can strain the ol' ticker, but I never dreamed it could almost kill a man.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 22:36
LOL. DS, you suck ass. The dirty kind. I haven't had a heart attack. I'm as healthy as an ox. I was just fucking with ya, because you were being a smart-ass whore. I was beginning to worry that you had left... which would have made all that bullshit for nothing. But, I gotta go. Gotta wake in 4 hours. Later all. PS - wish me happy birthday! I turn 26 on Christmas.
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 22:37
Hi ds. Don't you like any of the smut I post? not even the Abby Winters collection? 
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 22:46
>No, I'm mildly retarded and totally inbred. < I'm sorry Cranky, but I guess it just wasn't meant to be with us. I prefer my inbred retards zesty.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 22:54
"I'm sorry Cranky, but I guess it just wasn't meant to be with us." Well just as my world was crashing down around me. "i still like ya cranky." I was saved. At least the porn guy likes me.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 23:04
From: huwatng [Hue] Date: 19-Dec-2007 22:37 Hi ds. Don't you like any of the smut I post? not even the Abby Winters collection? --------------- No. And and I've never heard of Abby Winters. I tend not to follow the goings of female porn stars, call me crazy.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 23:09
When I first got the internet I admit I did revert into a 12 year old for a couple months, what with having every dirty picture in the world at my disposal. But Jesus fucking Christ, some of the dudes on this site must really need something to do with their hands.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 00:21
>>I still have the password stored here, ikhtool, but the images are not too impressive either.<< Yeah,I expected rotten porn to be a little more "holy fucking shit! How much did they pay her to do that?!"
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 03:55
Day-um, cain. I don't want to hear anyone whine about my smut anymore after this Christmas-y special. Besides, I am now dedicating my posts to the greatest martial arts actor ever, Tony Jaa.  "Where are my elephants!?"
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 03:59
 "You stole our village Buddha head, and now you gonna pay!"
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 04:05
 "I will crunch all bones to retrieve our sacred Buddha head."
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 04:07
 "You are not so large as our sacred elephants!"
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 04:09
 "You desecrated a temple and stole my elephants!"
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 04:10
Evening all. Was just reading a little of that old thread that Sandy posted. It brought back some memories. True, this place isn't what it used to be, but everything evolves. I can't remember you being there back then, TSS. Were you lurking, cos I don't think I remember you posting before about maybe February this year. Anyhow, was fun with that old gang.
From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 04:16
Nearly one thousand, how christmas-y. it's like spam, only doresn't taste so good. Gotta buy booze tonight for holiday drinks! And wine and beer. And may you all have a big, fresh, steaming pile of poop delivered by santa claus.
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 04:21
Hey toss. I have to go soon, but my new moniker, "lame porn guy" will be here tomorrow to entertain everyone.
From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 04:22
Hi tossle, nice to see you. Aah, evolution, it's inevitable. Have a good aussie x-mas. I saw the youtube vid of the Aussie jingle bells song, pretty good stuff. New house feel not so new now? Just like where you live?
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 04:30
Cain got it, the one before my "1000" post.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 04:31
Daily Rotten Forum Experience help | news | options | rss Man strings lights, gets lit up San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous "An effort to add holiday cheer to an East Palo Alto neighborhood ended in a gruesome tragedy Saturday when a man stringing lights in a tree at an apartment complex struck a high voltage power line, sending 12,000 kilovolts of electricity through his body and killing him instantly, fire officials said." Read article... Comments (1000) 1000 of 1000 comments shown. Enable junk filter...
From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 04:38
Ok, I danced the mamushka, now I'm gonna watch the news about Brittany's pregnant teenage sister. Fuckin' white trash southerners. Soon to be unemployed on disney. Ummm, but I'd hit it?
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 04:39
Tony Jaa wasn't in Streetfighter, you ass. That was Sonny Chiba. You go rent Ong Bak or The Protector, and you do it right now, then you can see what martial arts asskicking is all about.
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