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Traumatized Worms
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"She felt that the worms were being unfairly treated, being expected to deal with human faeces, and that it could affect them in a psychological way."
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From: brigadierland66 [XArmyXAF]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:01
my worm likes to deal with female feces...oh n/m
From: sp00k
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:02
"She felt that the worms were being unfairly treated, being expected to deal with human faeces, and that it could affect them in a psychological way ============ Eat shit & die.
From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:03
"Coll Bell, who built the "wormorator" as an alternative to septic tanks, was asked to get an expert's report on its mental impact on the tiger worms after an official became concerned during a site visit, the Sunday Star Times said." Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:12
Worms don't really have much of what one could call a brain. They are made to compost stuff into usable soil. How can that be traumatic, unless they get some of that shit I did after the chili?
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:26
"...Naidu found the worms in excellent health and breeding happily." So why all the hoopla? It actually seems like a good idea to me. Since I have a septic tank, I wonder if when it needs to be recertified, I can just dump a bunch of worms down the toilet?
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:27
The Auckland Regional Council's concerns went down the pan after vermiculture consultant Patricia Naidu found the worms in excellent health and breeding happily ------------------------ Well, that's a relief! It's so Christmas-y to think of the invertebrates.....
From: redrubberballs
[salty]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:41
A great big worm with rolling eyes, Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes, Your stomach turns a slimy green, And pus pours out like whipping cream.
From: sp00k
Date: 17-Dec-2007 14:50
 Soooooo, how does eating shit all day make you feel?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 15:15
i've traumatized a few worms in my day-so i ha
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 15:17
The worst part to all this is that the Woman who "worried" about earthworm "psychiatric issues" is a member of the Council of government that apparently RUNS things around there. Then another woman member "reassured" everyone that this WAS necessary cause the worms ONLY get poop for 2 weeks a year? Well I'm CONVINCED now ? ..Anthropomorphic fools... 
From: andrewthegreat
[Cymru am byth]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 15:49
"She felt that the worms were being unfairly treated, being expected to deal with human faeces, and that it could affect them in a psychological way," So does she understand the suffering eelgirl has caused to those poor eels.  
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 15:54
I enjoy terrorizing 'one-eyed wonder' worms. ...and she said, 'You have to have someone with the necessary qualifications to say the worms are happy'." WTF? I am at a loss of words due to the ridiculous nature of this statement. 'What do you do for a living?', 'Why, I'm a worm psychologist of course.' Pfffffffffft!
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:06
Umm yeah. Given that worms are running about one byte of processing power, I honestly don't think they have that much psyche to be traumatised with. I got an idea- how about this "official" goes and worries about some actual fuckin' human beings, instead?
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:15
Yes goyle I love to tickle, suck, touch, caress, stroke, lick, ride, slurp, swallow, deep-throat the one-eyed wonder worm. (did I miss anything?) Marty, sounds like this worm 'official' is a reject from PETA.
From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:22
sounds like sounds like some one didn't think of it first and figured a way to get at least some money from the deal. Fucking wast of time and money. I would have told the bitch to go fuck her self or get laid or something. The last report they would ever find would be about how the fucking worms felt about it. The bastards.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:43
The Worms Crawl In Did you ever think, as a hearse goes by, That you might be the next to die? They wrap you up in a big white sheet, And bury you down about six feet deep They put you in a big black box, And cover you up with dirt and rocks, And all goes well, for about a week, And then the coffin begins to leak! The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, The worms play pinochle on your snout. They eat your eyes, they eat your nose, They eat the jelly between your toes. A great big worm with rolling eyes, Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes, Your stomach turns a slimy green, And pus pours out like whipping cream. You spread it on a slice of bread, And that's what worms eat when you're dead.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:47
Ok ok , so THESE worms are happy, great. Now who's going to bat for all the OTHER poor earthworms out there? And I'm just talking about the ones that have to WORK on the fishhook for example.. I DON'T see any women ADVOCATING for those poor fucks.. I mean how happy would you be if someone stuck a metal hook through your "neck" and threw you into the lake? Obviously probably not. (It's All about the "vertebrates" again, as usual..)The invertebrates always get the short end of the stick,, Sounds like a double standard going on here..
From: nativeamerigoth
[name? what name?]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:50
Is the dingbat a member of PETA? lol. WTF? Worms munch on dead, rotting things and all that shit (har har), anyway and seem like they're happy. Worms don't have brains anyway...do they? I mean, what is the big deal here? lol. Omg, people come up with the most retarded shit...
From: nativeamerigoth
[name? what name?]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 16:54
Wait, wait.....if putting worms in a toilet and on fish hooks traumatizes them, then shouldn't we try to keep birds and other worm-consuming animals from eating them? Eating them traumatizes the worms too! ROTFLMFAO!
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 17:02
Is this from The Onion, or what? Stupidity & Hydrogen, the 2 most common elements in the Universe. Garrrghghgh! BYW - I have a 2nd job as a Computer Psychologist, My 1st question is always, So tell me, how do you feel about you Motherboard?
From: niggerriggedjury [because afro engineered left us hungover your honor]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 17:25
yeah I got your traumatized worm a hangin' 14 inches of pure tube snake Ok 7 inches really good twice is more like it
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 17:34
LOL elfy, this story does sound like something from the 'Onion'. ----=----=---- <<BYW - I have a 2nd job as a Computer Psychologist, My 1st question is always, So tell me, how do you feel about you Motherboard?>> Oedipus complex?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:03
and the worms ate into his brain..
From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:12
The Worms Crawl In Did you ever think, as a hearse goes by, That you might be the next to die? ============== No, I just wish I had a hearse. Love to drive it round town.
From: pussypounder [deeppenetrator]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:18
what about one of these worms 
From: fescue
Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:21
This is all Disney's fault. It all started with "Bambi" and has gone downhill from there.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:37
coupla courtney love's abortions?
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:44
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm going to go eat worms. Big worms, little worms, itsy bitsy teenie worms, I'm going to go eat worms.
From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 18:45
This government official need to have her mental health checked. But I see the point in the tease of a 2 week run of fresh feces and then 50 weeks of nothing.Is there a big die-off? Or do they just go dormant? Also, no one in NZ seems to be considering the happiness of the poop. How does it feel about being eaten?
From: acrimony
[Room Dz-015]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 19:18
Hey that wormorator or whatever is a good idea. "that it could affect them in a psychological way " Why am I picturing a worm stretched out on a couch? "Herr Doktor, you gotta help me, I had to digest...oh God...it wasn't dirt, it was..."
From: snidelywhiplash [Snidely Whiplash]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 19:54
The worms crawl in. The worms crawlout. Theres worms all over the dead dogs snout. Hurray for the conqueror worm!
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 20:09
Yes goyle, I'd love to see your worm. I'd keep him warm, moist, and have him standing at attention in a matter of seconds. Do you have any rope? Whips? Ceiling cat is going to get an eyeful of me tonight. 
From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 20:14
I ***LOVE*** ceiling cat! "She felt that the worms were being unfairly treated, being expected to deal with human faeces, and that it could affect them in a psychological way," Bell told the newspaper. lol.
From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 20:32
Proving once again that God has a sense of humor.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 20:58
crnky vs. aulduron, haha. I knew she was just being sarcastic before (although at first glance, I was taken askance). That's because aulduron is well acknowledged a left-winger on here. A Democrat, a Liberal, if you will.
From: greenfuzz [greenfuzz]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 21:10
, 'You have to have someone with the necessary qualifications to say the worms are happy'." Should have fed her to the worms. How does this person look at themselves in the mirror and not say: "I am a big, fat,fucking fraud and I've wasted my life."?
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 21:27
From: aulduron [Aulduron] Date: 17-Dec-2007 21:01 Some new tard called me a liberal twat the other day! ----------- I saw that the other day. I forget who it was, but that was funny. I had done just a quick read of the thread and thought they were talking about greendeath at first.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 21:40
Aulduron a liberal? Now I've heard it all. Did someone catch him hugging a tree or marching at an anti-2nd Amendment rally? The Earth must be off it's axis for that to happen.
From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 17-Dec-2007 21:57
She's probably a nut case, but maybe she has an interest in a septic tank pumping company and wants to throw up a road block to competition.
From: flyndaran [Patrick]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 00:55
Damn it! Idiots like these give those of us caring about animal suffering a bad name. Worms don't even have true brains. Does the phrase "reptilian brain" mean anything to them? That's the part of the brain evolved to deal with emotional context, and therefore only exists in terrestrial tetrapods other than the more primitive amphibians. Why do so many choose to either follow the fruitcakes "feeling" for carrots' rights or the anthropocentric pseudo-scientists believing that all life other than mankind is no more "alive and aware" than rocks?
From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 05:05
Oh God! I just read those comments and looked at those gross worm pix while eating ramen soup. Don't do it. It's not worth it.
From: pwner
[I don't play warcraft]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 05:36
From: ohhellno [steve-vo] Date: 17-Dec-2007 15:05 As long as they don't escape and try to craw up your ass while your taking a crap, I don't see a problem. Yikes! Might make a good horror movie! Show it to the idiot who 'cares' about how the little wormies are being 'used' Sounds like a massive case of projection. Dumbo is overidentifying with the worms... freak.
From: beavis4000 [Who?]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 06:16
Common sense. I am looking for some common sense. Has anyone seen any? Fuck.
From: bungmunch [muncher of bung]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 06:46
I traumatize my own worm, frequently
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 08:16
Here's an idea. Open a college for worms whisperers , and all sorts of other type of whisperers . That way , they will be professional whisperers , and not something phony.
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 14:12
For a minute there, I was afraid this would be a story about an ex-girlfriend in Santa Cruz, who didn't like me killing ants or cockroaches in the house because she thought they were just tiny six-legged people. Unfortunately, it looks like "batshit insane" isn't confined to only one area.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 16:03
Once the worms are diagnosed with MPDS (Mass Poop Distress Syndrome) who is going to pay for therapy and meds? (drumroll) The New Zealand Government. Worm meds. Sweet. Worm psychology. Wow. You Kiwis are sure fucked up. Hey lay off the weed folks.
From: dennisisevil
[Dennis]
Date: 18-Dec-2007 20:42
Worms eat bacteria, it's what they do. Feces are loaded with bacteria and dead cells. To a worm that would be like a swimming pool full of Budweiser to an alcoholic.
From: johncobb1972 [john]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 00:08
speaking of traumatized worms.....  My worm is officially traumatized!!
From: johncobb1972 [john]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 07:00
Speaking of traumatized  My worm is officially traumatized!!
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 07:04
 After a rash of home-invasion rapes in the neighborhood, Carmen began sleeping with her giant attack worm, Skittles. Oh, sure, he got the sheets a bit slimy and smelled of humus and dead leaves, but the one man who did try to break into her bedroom was not only horrified and grossed out, he was bitten several times by Skittles and had to receive emergency worm antivenin to save his life. Carmen considered the fact she had to change her sheets daily a small price to pay for feeling safe and secure in her own bed. Of course, it has had an impact on her love life, but hey, he is a giant worm and he is good for more than just keeping the bad guys at bay. Few people realize that giant attack worms are extremely affectionate with their owners and have a strong sexual attraction for human females. While Skittles is unable to see or speak, he's a damn fine lover and Carmen has never been happier. Christmas-y inter-species love story.
From: deathgiraffe [Death Giraffe]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 09:22
It's funny, 'cos one day that daft council member will be worm-food.
From: okshunalljeanyes [Sometimes Not]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 10:08
The only thing stupider than worrying about the psychology or the happiness of a worm, would be a proposal to outlaw the use of bleach and antibiotics because they cause painful suffering to bacteria...and I expect someone will be stupidest enough to propose that soon. The bad grammar is part of the attempted humor (for all of the grammar nazis).
From: shanon [shanon]
Date: 19-Dec-2007 19:00
But what if radiation or a fluke space ship happens into the worm project? What then I ask?
From: kittykrusader [kitty]
Date: 26-Dec-2007 13:49
Worms grow two heads after being chopped in half, so they'll do fine.
Updated: 26-Dec-2007 13:49
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