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Mr. T On Jury Duty
Chicago Sun-Times | Submitted by: dngrdnky
"I enjoy doing my civic duty along with my friends I've met," said the Chicago-born actor, 56, motioning to the 20-plus potential jurors who'd been in the room with him for about five hours... "If you're innocent, I'm your best man," he said. "But if you're guilty, I pity that fool." Ultimately Judge Burns dismissed Mr. T and others at 4:32 p.m. when a jury was seated in the drug case."
Read article... Comments (510)

From: gayboyle [No wife, no life, just festering]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 15:16

First!

I pooped my pants.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 15:16

So back on topic or this topic or?.....

From: gayboyle [No wife, no life, just festering]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 15:19

First again

I have email.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 15:19

O yeah, my jury summons came last week; have to begin call-in on day after memorial day; drag!

The best civic duty is to get rid of the current congress and bring in fresh blood.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 15:25

Ahh yes.

Mr. T... my parents version of Kimbo.

"I pity the fool that fall for this shit!"

From: sp00k
Date: 29-Apr-2009 15:29


From: krushed
Date: 29-Apr-2009 15:33

Mr. T is boring.

And old. And I'll bet he doesn't even smoke pot.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Apr-2009 15:35

What a maroon.

Is this the FFA yet?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Apr-2009 15:38

Now that is stupid, a troll trolling a troll.

From: krushed
Date: 29-Apr-2009 15:46

thats because your boring gargoyle. go complain to duder.

From: krushed
Date: 29-Apr-2009 15:53

Where's norace? I have no one to talk to now. you all suck because your not from Canada. And yer boring.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Apr-2009 16:09

Off to have some pork, hope I don't die of swine flu :-0

From: krushed
Date: 29-Apr-2009 16:12

We don't have swine flu in Canada. Americunts have swine flu. You suck.

From: gayboyle [No wife, no life, just festering]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 16:14

I'm going to suck a pigs dick.
Hope I don't get swine flu.

From: ik
Date: 29-Apr-2009 16:44

Now I have to look up Mr.T on NNDB .

Just gotta know what happened to that nutball.

From: screeb [screeb]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 16:53

Mr. T would kick Kimbo's ass, even now.

From: fartsauce [Oopsie Poopsie]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:00

From: gayboyle [No wife, no life, just festering]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 16:14
I'm going to suck a pigs dick.
Hope I don't get swine flu.
----------------------------------------
I actually LOL'd at that one :)

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:09

From: m
Date: 29-Apr-2009 14:29

spook chemtrails are likely a cloud seeding and weather modification tool

given that flight paths are relatively constant and the persistent and billowy chemtrails appear one day and are not there the next despite identical or even more favorable conditions for contrail condensation

i have to lean towards the artificial trails as opposed to naturally occurring contrails

however

it is unlikely they would or could be used to spread influenza as the air temperature would kill most of the viruses before they could settle to earth

just open a vial in an airport

nice cheap and simple
///////////////////////////////////////////

?

LOL!

Wadda absoulute.. retard!

Is he fer real?
Or is he just kiddin?


:-O !

Smells like .. tSS spirit!

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:16

:)


I mean, come on..
this is obviously a real nitwit we're talking about here.


!

How about this one?
...

Dial .."M".. fer...MORON.


LOL

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:21

There's not a judge(liberal) in America that would put Mr. T on a jury. Especially one where a KKK idiot hung a n*gger in his front yard.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:22

i see you are still with us fucknut

how much longer do you think you can carry this out?

From: suicidejunkie [:0]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:23

Gibba jabba// fucking bored and barely buzzed

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:31

From: krushed
Date: 29-Apr-2009 16:12






Allow me to retort;
Why do I hate Canada so much? I'll tell you. I have seven reasons that will make whiny liberals quiver in their faux-fur lined boots.

1.Canada is cold.
Real cold. Too cold for anyone sensible.
But Canadians should prepare for warmer temperatures, since those Godless socialist pinko cowards will suffer an eternity in Hell.

2.The metric system.
Those Canadians practically invented this "metric" system bullshit. Somehow it's like inches and feet, only it doesn't make any damn sense. And kilometers? Don't even get me started on those.
Next thing you know they'll have metric months, metric dollar bills, and women will have metric breasts. Where will the madness end?

3.Canada gained independence from England in 1982.
1982! Can you believe that? Practically yesterday. We told those British popinjays to take a hike over 200 years before those lazy Canucks got around to it.
And guess who still has the queen on their currency? I'll give you a hint: Canada.

4.Rich people must pay for health care for lazy bums.
Imagine being coerced into paying for health care for undeserving lazy scaramouches who sit on the street corner day after day, chugging down a 40oz Mickeys before noon.
Those cretins don't deserve a nickel, let alone expensive medical treatment paid for by wealthy, upstanding members of society.
Fact: If you're poor, it's entirely your damn fault -- and you deserve a short miserable life of pain and suffering.

5.They have oil.
Come on, Canada. Give us your damn oil. Who do you think makes your cars, anyway? Manitoba isn't exactly Detroit, if you know what I mean.
Don't make us go Iraq on your ass. We'll do it.
I'm serious.

6.They speak French.
Okay, I know what you're going to say. "But O Wrinkly, only Canadians in Quebec speak French!"
Well be that as it may, Canadians still write in French all over the damn place. Street signs, documents, businesses...
If I ever saw a coffee shop with a sign that said "ferme" in the window instead of "closed," I'd blow that place up before those Satan-worshiping French terrorists spread their hate any further.

7.Draft dodgers.
And this is the big one. Where do you think those America-hating draft dodgers run off to when the going gets tough?
You're damn right they go to that God-forsaken hellhole known as Canada. Look, we're making the world safe for you hippie clinchpoops, so show some damn respect.

There you have it folks -- seven indisputable reasons Canada sucks. Of course, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. But if it's different than mine, it's wrong.

From: scarfface [Schmutamongus]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:33

"I enjoy doing my civic duty along with my friends I've met," said the Chicago-born actor, 56, motioning to the..."


one-word comment: "actor?"

From: onelove [onelove]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:33

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 14:25

Commie, I have to say I don't like your new ee cummigs format.
You're like OL with a dick, it just ain't natural... :)

***************

um... how am i supposed to interpret this, patsy? lol

From: menehune [Karl]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:35

Hey Planet X it always pays to use your spell check when calling someone else stupid or retarded....
"Wadda absoulute.. retard! "

The word is spelled absolute

It has no "soul" in it just like that walking zombie Mark Nelson.

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:40

This article is boooring.

RE: Karl the cocksucker.

I wanted to comment on the other thread but it's old now so I'll just comment here. You've proved you're a total retard, I am very happy in life & I can bitch here & there, I don't do it anymore than the other psychos here, plus, I'm a woman! Have you read any of my posts!? I'm mainly attracted to Irish men you retard! Plenty of whites are uncut. What's wrong with liking uncut? It's less work for me when I'm jerking/sucking them! You're jealous because they get better sexual gratification!

I'm not trolling for friends seeing as how I won't post any info up, no pics/email or even a bio. You are a pathetic loser that is obviously aroused by me.

You are the loser who lurks here all the time trolling for fights. I am so sick of this shit I avoid FFA. I like to pop by while on the comp cause the articles are entertaining & the comments funny, but people like you killed rotten. I will say hi to the good ones (you know who you are) but as for you karl, I shall just ignore you & scroll past your posts like I do to the others I'm sick of.

Now stew behind your computer you Self loathing fag. you have no stability & don't know what you want you fudge packing taco taster. Burn :-)

You are right about one thing though, I do have a fat ass :-)

From: gayboyle [No wife, no life, just festering]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:46

OL it means she wants you to fuck her with a dildo.

On webcam on rotten so we can all watch.

Maybe may limp diabetic dick would get hard.

Maybe.

I'm emailing duder right now.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:49

Here ya go catwoman a little something to make you randy.

From: dinktoucher [Free Goo!]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:49

Cracker NO!

{while I am hoping you were being facetious, I thought I'd retort anyways}

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:31

1.Canada is cold.
Real cold. Too cold for anyone sensible.
>>>yes<<<

2.The metric system.
...Where will the madness end?
>>>I was born and raised here, I still don't understand anything metric.

3.Canada gained independence from England in 1982.
n/a (meaning~ I don't know &/or care)

4.Rich people must pay for health care for lazy bums.
There's enough loop-holes in the system that a "rich" person can go pay in a private clinic to get whatever they want fixed. You can easily jump the queue.

5.They have oil.
Manitoba isn't exactly Detroit, if you know what I mean.
>>>Ontario is.<<<

6.They speak French.
>>>People who insist on speaking french are assholes. Trust me, a lot of my relatives are from Montreal.<<<

7.Draft dodgers.
n/a

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:50

another one for catwoman

From: menehune [Karl]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:51

If you were going to ignore me then why post a diatribe responding to something I posted yesterday? You fucking loopy bitch.
Like I said fuck whoever you like, but I'm not into tainted goods that reek of dead things.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:52

dink if you saw kushed comment he was trolling and... well, I took the bait.

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:54


From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:55


From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:01

** just open a vial in an airport
** nice cheap and simple

exactly

that's why you use the chemicals in chemtrails to weaken their immune systems
over months beforehand.

(and before the retards howl, that is a conspiracy theory, idiots. not facts sourced to credible sources. don't confuse the two yet again, please.)

From: nudeanaglyphs [Nude Anaglyphs]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:03

menehune [Karl] wrote
> Hey Planet X it always pays to use your spell check when
> calling someone else stupid or retarded.... "Wadda
> absoulute.. retard! "
>
> The word is spelled absolute

Spelling cop alert! Please don't feed the trolls.

http://howardknight.net/dailyrotten/

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:08

From: menehune [slow Karl]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:35

Hey Planet X it always pays to use your spell check like i allways do! :)

"Wadda absoulute.. retard! HA HA HA!


Since i can't even BEGIN to compete with you intellectually. let me
"correct" you spelling, thens!


The word is spelled absolute and I is still a retard!

thanxs!

//////////////////////////////////////////////

?

Yer welcome nitwit! :)

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:17

From: thesickthsense [ishitoutwhitepeople!]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:01

** just open a vial in an airport
** nice cheap and simple

exactly

that's why you use the virus chemicals in scheduled flights with 737s! (dump toilets) over the skys on regular passenger flights to weaken their immune systems over months beforehand, duh!

(and before the retards howl, that is a conspiracy theory, idiots, i use no real facts sourced to credible sources.so don't confuse the two yet again, please.

remember.. i saw 13 monkeys and MI II! i know what i'm talking about people!

RAAAAAH! mmm!

///////////////////////////////////////////////////

?

I kinda see yer 'points'..here ..peanut.
..

You know.. taking medication when you really, really.. need it?
It ain't the end of the world...


;-)

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:22

From: rectalswelling [Yea I am an Ass infection}
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:22

!

........................................

?

Nice post peanut.

boring, of course.

how about postin, one.

of yer extra bloody.

uniforms.

and impress.

us all.

thank you.

over and out.

LOL! :)

From: menehune [Karl]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:23

There is nothing "intellectual" about copying and pasting others words. That's why people (and Duder ) hate you Mark Nelson, you can't carry on a adult conversation. Maybe if you showed a little relevance and comprehension in your comments people could tolerate you better.
I'll give you a shot at a reasonable conversation; pick any debate subject and I'll take the opposing view. I bet you can't go two rounds without resorting to name calling.

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:29

From: nudeanaglyphs [Nude Anaglyphs]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:03

menehune [slowKarl] wrote
> Hey Planet X it always pays to use your spell check when
> calling someone else stupid or retarded.... "Wadda
> absoulute.. retard! "
>
> The word is spelled absolute swine flue

must...watch 13 monkeys!

http://slowhowardjustgotfiredfromhisnightjob.tardnet/dailyrotten/
takingdonationsnow.org.

////////////////////////////////////////////

?

This kid keeps sounding like he wants
to warn people about something.
i wonder what?


Achoo!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:34

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:29
====================

anyone notice how this is the only poster that responds to the fucknut nick?

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:36

I bet i can't go one round without resorting to name calling.
since i continue to do so over and over. raah.. i'm pissed!


...............................

?

You sound pretty sure of yerself cupcake!
Sounds like you got this here internet forum thing nailed down!
Nice job, BTW!

Oh, and
Good job on yer spelling and penmanship too! LOL!

Neatness and punctuation has ta counts fer sumpin here, right?
maybe some...extra points?

cause...you need a LOT !

:)

Sorry, you failed a LONG time ago clownboy.



LOL! :)

From: menehune [Karl]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:42

Yeah RF Mark Nelson isn't even trying to have a fresh start with a new name. Same old insults, same old copy/pasta and rearranging others words and the boring troll is boring routine.
You know for a second there he was even posting about the articles. I guess he likes playing the hated martyr role more than trying to be interesting.

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:43

From: rectalswelling [Yea. I am .an Ass infection. yes. yes.]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:34

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:29
====================

anyone notice that i still

talk like a robot.

no one can fool me.

i said once more.

and once before.

RF out.

///////////////////////////////////////

?


So, who am I sweetpea?

Anyone can imitate anyone.

It's the friggin internet!

Really!


LOL! :)

Should I be so flattered?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:43

Some serious skips in the numbers here tonight :)


staff@rotten.com

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:44

I agree karl

you would think that he would have learned his lesson the first time

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:45

hey goyle

whats the haps?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:48

and while it is possible to imitate some one else on te internet

eventually the imitators personality comes through any way

the mask develpos cracks and the Id is revealed

that is why trolls are eventually caught out

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:48

Hey RF, not much, was watching Myth Busters..

From: menehune [Karl]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:49

Yeah he sure ain't trying to build any bridges like his hero Obama.

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:52

From: menehune [slowKarl]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:42

I'm a glutton for punishment

That's why they call me slow karl.

////////////////////////////////////////////

?

Again, yer sound mighty pretty sure of yerself there babyman.

LOL!

Keep up the good work! whatever you
wanna think or go with, it's fine by me

Please.. continue..

I'll be brutally honest with you though, sweetpea.

Yer fun to talk to and ALWAYS .. great material to work with!
REALLY! :) Thanks!

Sooo..
Stay with that 'hate' towards yer "enemies" real and imagined
son!
feeeeeeeeeeel the anger.. yeeeeeees!
Go to the DARK SIDE!

back to it on rotten.com I suppose!

Fight or scroll! It's your decision babe!

And... good luck!
You need it.
:)

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 18:57

eventually the imitators personality comes through any way

the mask develpos cracks and the Id is revealed

.................................

?

Yawn.

And, seriously..

...Good luck nitwit.

i'm sure one day you shall succeed.

if ya keep lookin in yer crack, or fissure

fer the answer you may seek

ps.. slow karl's sure..gonna be on yer case fer
the shitty spellin. just sayin



:)

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:03

I have already succeeded fucknut

you would have done well to ignore my post to you

then you might have had some plausible deniability

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:06

RF, just copy a handful of IT's posts, email to staff@rotten.com

Please, don't feed the troll

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:09

goyle

if you have noticed it doesnt post as often anymore

the only way to to gather enough evidence is to engage it

the send its posts to duder

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:11

Actually, I haven't noticed. r0tt works wonders. Every once in a little while I'll use IE instead and copy/pasta some of the shit and mail it to duder.

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:12

From: rectalswelling [Yea my ass itches, you know?]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:03

I have already succeeded because i always succeed

when i say it is so so it must be

in my sad little self important world

of night shift working with mostly just mucous

you would have done well to ignore my post to you

then you might have had some **plausible deniability

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

?

Oh I think I got PLENTY of **THAT nitwit!

And I WOULD never.."ignore" one of yer tarded posts.

You must know that !

You really are sure of yerself, ain't ya?

LOL! :-O

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:12

and to be honest

i feel somewhat responsible for fucknuts dementia

I am the one that named him fucknut afterall

the least I can do is try to see that it is placed in a decent mental health facility

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:14

i suppose i will need to email tss and get rott eventually

i just dont feel like messing with it right now

From: menehune [Karl]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:14

For Anyone else who is tired of Mark Nelson;

( aka Norace, Planet 15, Black April, Kelly Green, etc.) you can call him at his job and talk to him or his supervisor. They are available 24-7 and have no love for him either.

His Phone number is (928)-779-3366 ask for station D3 North.

He will be there tomorrow morning at 8am PST.

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:16

Snack food for a couple hours surfing the Web = 7.99

Posting on rotten. com = complete waste of time and money :)

"the only way to to gather enough evidence is to engage it" = priceless


LOL!

:)

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:17

Ahem, RF, I have the r0tt right here, with the instructions. Email is seconds away

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:21

Karl, while we may not agree on some things, I'm glad you're on this team, LOL. That list of names is a fair portion of my blocked list. The only one who has more is Shithand.

From: menehune [Karl]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:25

Careful now Gargle he going to accuse you and I of being a ABC or TSS troll of each other.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:27

Hey RF, how's the vette woman thing going? Still good?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:27

LOL Karl, oh no.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:29

not too bad goyle not too bad at all

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:30

He will be there tomorrow morning at 8am PST.
===================

now just how do you know this?

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:33

From: menehune [slowKarl]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:14

Woof! Woof! mean hateful shit..Gibber gabble babble!

......................................

?

Hey creep..

... it's our fault Catwoman called you a cocksucker back there.
You seem to want to especially imitate one tonight!
Just scroll on by..
really..

Or..
Take it out on yer internet game or something, fer christ's sakes.
cause yer gonna CONTINUE to
lose.. ie.. look ridiculous if you want to 'confront or insult'
or pick a fight with me.
Which of course is exactly what you chose to do tonight!
I just will not stand for that kind of disrespect
without .."saying something" about it.

LOL! .. just sayin :)
This is fun though, i will admit..


geesh.
wadda unpleasant antisocial tard... huh?
What can ya do?

:)

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Apr-2009 19:36

Well that's good to hear.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 20:10

well i am out for a while having some computer problems here


later all

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 20:16

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 20:10


later all

i'm gettin the fuck outta dodge

for now


//////////////////////////////////

See ya later nitwit! :)

From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 20:28

It doesn't have to stop!


From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 20:41

Thank you Kuo Lee.

You will find $3.15 in your Paypal account for your work on this thread so far.

From: sirmalek [greatmalek]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 20:54

wow he really doesn't have a life now, to go to jury duty and the smell of old people I pitty him.

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:02

any debate subject and I'll take the opposing view.

///////////////////////////////////////////////////////

?

Hmmm.

Alright, alright nitwit. You win.
I'm game to yer 'challenge battle of wits"!

;-)

And.. Since you did let me pick tonight's topic!
Right?

Ok , I got one...

"Eating one's own feces and drinking dog urine
every day of your entire life is .. BAD!"

Ok?

So.. you can take the opposing view.

Go. You can start, even..

And I promise,here and now.
if you "win".. I'm gonna really laugh!

:)

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:03

Is there anyone here who isn't a troll of a troll?

Anyone?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:04

Um, I'm here, LOL

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:07

But, now I'm going to bed

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:08

Androloma may like to see this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcfYLfOAzgQ

BTW, there's one of my gifs included (47 to 56 seconds in the video).

From: studgrebil [Stud]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:08

If one more troll makes a post tonight, I'm officially resigning.

From: kushed
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:13

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 17:31


1.Canada is cold.
Real cold. Too cold for anyone sensible.

-I know you are in Texas so ya it may be cold here 64°F today, I'm going to be building a new igloo soon

2.The metric system.
Those Canadians practically invented this "metric" system bullshit. Somehow it's like inches and feet, only it doesn't make any damn sense. And kilometers? Don't even get me started on those.

-I guess its true what they say, Cant teach an old dog new tricks. Sorry

3.Canada gained independence from England in 1982.
1982! Can you believe that? Practically yesterday.

- God bless the Queen

4.Rich people must pay for health care for lazy bums.

- Lmao as an American, do you know what health care is?

5.They have oil.
Come on, Canada. Give us your damn oil. Who do you think makes your cars, anyway? Manitoba isn't exactly Detroit, if you know what I mean.
Don't make us go Iraq on your ass.

- Hahaha Keep your shit cars. Iraq? What have you accomplished there? Lol oh yeah you got Asama and all those weapons, fucking guys responsible for 911. That was a cold November 9th here in Canada

6.They speak French.
Okay, I know what you're going to say. "But O Wrinkly, only Canadians in Quebec speak French!"

- No abla Engla senior citizen


7.Draft dodgers.
And this is the big one. Where do you think those America-hating draft dodgers run off to when the going gets tough?

-Did you not enjoy your time here in Canada?


Look, we're making the world safe for you hippie clinchpoops, so show some damn respect.

- Thanks much, God bless America

From: m
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:14

I pity da fool who challenge Mr. Nelson to a fight.

They be gettin a whole lot of retarded shit flung on them.

From: kushed
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:15

Lol thanks for the troll Abc

I feel like part of the group now

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:19

I'll give you a shot at a reasonable conversation; pick any debate subject and I'll take the opposing view. I bet I can't go one round without resorting to looking like a complete loon!

///////////////////////////////////////////////////

?

I agree.
And..I'm still waiting for you to
take up the challenge you thrust in my face.

I still think drinking dog urine is a very bad idea.

You?

:)

From: m
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:20

<-- Thunder. Horse. Thunderhorse. Revenge. Die.

Just learned this on guitar, and goddammit, it owns with an octaver.

Well, everything minus the 1337 solos. I'm not uber boss on the axe.

Five words, one badass song.

From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:21

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:08

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcfYLfOAzgQ

-----

There is only one good thing in this video that you post.



You provide the credit to Zidane that we see how a Frenchman can fight.

From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:25



You fuck with France?

From: m
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:26

We who are the rest of the people raised our heart and eyes to heaven crying for God to have compassion upon us, and to turn away from us the power of the French.

Thomas Elthem at Agincourt, 1415

From: m
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:29

Do not be a fool, bongboy.

I have only posted as myself for some time now.

From: francehero [Jean]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:44

It is good that some of the fools that post against France have relish in history. You can have your enjoy at Agincourt and some other of the ancient news.

France is the very real power but you laugh and you make your joke. That is O.K. with us. We have some knowledge of the future that you cannot ideal.

Do not believe me though, you are doing so well of your alliance with Israel and your wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that is sure you cannot fail.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 22:06

"the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're
ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so."

-reagan

From: m
Date: 29-Apr-2009 22:22

agent sense:

guns are bad

free health care for everyone is good

preferential treatment for the disadvantaged is good

everyone is equal

everyone is special

cars are bad

SUVs are worse

private planes to eco summits are okay

the government can handle it

taxes support society

society needs government

spending helps society

no one should go hungry

it's everyone's responsibility

...shall I continue? :-D

From: m
Date: 29-Apr-2009 22:47

<---dig it shallow





so I can feel the rain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbC2iMFMcuk&feature=related <--don't drink the water






Yes I will call this home

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 23:00

Have you got willie in your death pool?

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 23:03

Sandy -- you are the greatest .gif maker on Rotten.

I salute you, sir!

From:
Date: 29-Apr-2009 23:28

You're a bunch of anally incontinent fags with shits for brains. And you smell.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 23:31

Holy shit, the Man with No Name just showed up.

From: kushed
Date: 29-Apr-2009 23:31

That's cool

duder's little sister?

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 23:34

hey kushed, congrats on getting trolled. you are special.

Yeah, I guess Clint Eastwood is our newest poster.

From: kushed
Date: 29-Apr-2009 23:35

http://twitter.com/dailyrotten

hahaha

From: kushed
Date: 29-Apr-2009 23:37

Evening gerbil

I cant believe I have my very own pet troll


Breaking bad is a great show b.t.w

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 23:39

Better Call Saul!

I just watched the latest episode. It's a fucking great show.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 23:54

An image from Oaxaca's "Night of the Radishes" ( Dec 23) a celebration of all things radish-y


From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 00:00

Great, two of the flimsiest rotten posters 'converse'.

I better honor my name elsewhere.

“A good name is rather to be chosen than great riches”

- SHARON G. SAMUELSON.

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 00:03

I meant couchy and the rodent, git.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 00:19

duders software doesn't check for a string of spaces on sign-up.

same hack used to post 'nothing' and posts less than 10 chars..
or whatever minimum it is.

(apparently)

From: kushed
Date: 30-Apr-2009 00:21

Dude why did you call me a troll?

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 00:25

He didn't call you a troll, he called us "flimsy posters".

The Man with No Name has spoken.

All Glory to the Man with No Name.

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 00:59

You're just jealous 'cause my name's

Definition:
Main Entry:
Origin:
Part of Speech:
Meaning:
Synonyms:
Antonyms:

TSSK, your "duder software" theory:


From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 01:17

I have a Trabant, you cunt!


From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 01:20

Tsk, Tsk, TSSK.

Do you really like this poster?


From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 01:27

If you want to know who I am, it's written in my Bio. Just click on my...

Awww, never mind.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 01:27

that's actually not my original "theory", nameless.

i didn't mention it on *purpose*.

1.) pandora: i'll say nothing about it, but "location"
2.) spacing hack
3.) unusual/extended/unicode chars

if it's #1... think dumbfuck. duder doesn't care
enough about this site to patch it up after you
unleash your little pandora for 5 mins of fame.
it would be the end of dailyrotten.

some tricks are best kept up your sleeve.
if that wasn't the case, i'd have played
with pandora for about a year now.

and nameless, you don't have the pandora yet.
only the box it comes in.

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 01:38

By Pandora, do you mean that first woman, bestowed upon humankind as a punishment for Prometheus's theft of fire? Entrusted with a box containing all the ills that could plague people, she opened it out of curiosity and thereby released all the evils of human life?

I won't harm DR in any way, but I am known to open boxes, out of curiosity if for no better reason.

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 01:46

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 01:38
----------------

WTF are we supposed call you?

Actually, it's funny that no one did this before.

I think I'll call you From.

From: powderedtoastman [Michael]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 02:27

"But if you're guilty, I pity that fool."

. . .

Quite possibly the most gratuitous line so far this year.


What's next... Tom Selleck saying "I know what you're thinking"?

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 02:37

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 01:46

WTF are we supposed call you?

Actually, it's funny that no one did this before.

I think I'll call you From.

...

I call him Duncan. He's the vengeful ghost of someone the forum killed.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 02:46


How the hell did this get in my computer?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 02:58

Today in History
April 30


1803
France sold Louisiana and adjoining lands to the United States as part of the Louisiana Purchase.

1812
Louisiana became the 18th state in the United States.

1939
U.S. commercial television made its official debut at the New York World’s Fair.The signal was transmitted from the Empire State Building.

1945
Adolf Hitler and his newly married mistress Eva Braun committed suicide.

1948
The Organization of American States held its first meeting in Bogotá, Colombia.

1975
The Vietnam War ended with South Vietnam's surrender to North Vietnam.

1991
Over 131,000 were killed and as many as 9 million left homeless when a cyclone struck Bangladesh.

2003
Libya accepted responsibility for the 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland.

2009
Fucknuts one remaining testicle falls off.

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 03:06

I have many a name, but you shall call me...



... "The poster formerly known as the poster who now no longer has a name and won't reveal his former name 'cause obviously you'll call him by that name then."

If that's too long, just make it TPFKATPWNNLHANAWRHFNCOYCHBTNT.

From: powderedtoastman [Michael]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 03:12

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 02:46


How the hell did this get in my computer?

. . .

ah, online kiddie porn...

keeping the FBI busy since 1996...

well that girl looks like she might be of age... and she probably is. But Grigori Galitsin (notice the watermark in the bottom right corner) did spend some time in prison in Russia for underage nude photography...

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 03:13

OK, "Clever but annoying attention whore" it is, then.

or, CBAAW.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 03:14

The model was 19 at the time that pic was taken.

From: powderedtoastman [Michael]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 03:19

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 03:14

The model was 19 at the time that pic was taken.

. . .

yeah like I said, she doesn't look like she is definitely 15 or something... a lot of 18 year olds look like that... 19 also sounds just about plausible.

my point was really more the Grigori Galitsin angle...

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 03:20

Does Karen know about your little pedo-pr0n collection, flimsy poster #1.

From: powderedtoastman [Michael]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 03:20

also, I am really bored today and in the mood to mess with people ;-)

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 03:27

Unnamed annoying attention whore IS a bit unwieldy, isn't it? Oh well, it's not like he or she has enough balls to find a moniker and stick with it so that others may know with whom they are conversing.

Just another troll with a unique take on his moniker, hiding in plain sight.

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 03:46

"clever", "unique"... I wish any *valued* poster would make such compliments.

But coming from flimsy #1, pffft.

And why would you call me a troll? You know as much about me now as you did when I used the previous moniker.

Speaking of which, I can't wait for the anal chocolate fag and the other 1-2 trolling fucktards to try 'n troll me.


Har har har!

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 04:04



"Where's my fries!?"

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 04:17

The springboard competition at the Not-So-Special Olympics had an injury to a zealous participant.


From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 04:29

Hey, Andro. Wanna trade some goodies?

Thanks for all the well wishes ya'll.

Everybody get your eye bleach out.

Sen, you here? You wanted to see the staples, well,
you can't see all 30, cause my momma told me to never
post my beaver online. You can see, oh, about 19 or
20 of them and the ruins of my belly button. :-(

My pain for rotten!




From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 04:44

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 03:20

Does Karen know about your little pedo-pr0n collection, flimsy poster #1.

^^^^
Rotten staff?

I tried registering just spaces as a username, or usernames with spaces a long time ago, and the system rejects them.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 04:45

Poor phoe. I go to get my drainage tube out shortly, YAY!

I see the cut missed the button. Navel maneuvers?

Heal fast and well, shweethearty. gif unrelatable.



Getting called: "Breakfast on the table!" Yummers.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 04:46

Rejected by the system? Where have I heard that before?

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 04:51

"Navel maneuvers? "

Don't make me laugh, it hurts. LOL
I'll have to tell that one to the Dr.

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 04:54

Checking the page source, "nameless" seems to be some unprintable character, that moves down to the next line,
just
as
if
you
had
hit
return.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 04:55

Leaving to go see doc. be back in a couple hours or so.

All of this week and next week off werx!

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 04:56

Andro,
Enjoy breakfast. I'm having a couple percocet.
And a nap.
Glad your getting the tube out soon, it looks
painful. Take it easy friend.


Have a good day everybody.

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 04:58

From: kushed
Date: 29-Apr-2009 23:35

http://twitter.com/dailyrotten

hahaha

--------------------

LOL! @ DuderTwitter. :-D

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 05:11

"All of this week and next week off werx! "

5 and a half more weeks for me. They won't let me
come back early either. I was gonna try. They'll
want a doctor's note. Fraid I'll drop the ole
people or somethin.

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 05:17

What's with the smiley, and the stitching looks like metal wire?


From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 05:42

Andy, the smiley is my jewelry, my button is pierced.
The "metal wire" as you put it are called staples.
You've probably never heard of them because they JUST
started using them.

"The technique was pioneered by a Hungarian surgeon, Humer Hultl,[2]
known as the "father of surgical stapling".[3] Hultl's prototype
stapler of 1908 weighed eight pounds (3.6kg), and required two
hours to assemble and load. Many hours were spent trying to achieve
a consistent staple line and reliably patent anastomoses."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surgical_staples

Yep, they left my sarcasm gland in. :-)

From: columbus99 [anewworld]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 05:46

From: thesickthsense [ishitoutwhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 00:48

marie

if my input matters...

i'd guess you're a loon, We hear voices, but they're not crazy. (lol).. seriously, it has nothing to do with mental illness, i'm not crazy you know
it's just how my minds work. most people 'think' thoughts, others have have me to 'tell them' thoughts.

as long as you don't have other symptoms that might indicate serious illness such as constipation, like i do, that's my number 1 guess.

(as a note, i'm a loon and yes, i hear voices all the time.)

i'm going to take a hammering for that one...

anyways, my second guess would be "auditory sleep starts" (a.s.s <-- haha!), which i also have. mine are far more powerful than yours though. men don't whisper or talk, they yelp in agony. women, same thing.. they scream their lungs off. i can't remember the last time i laid down, and rested for about half an hour without heart-stopping car crashes or murderous lunatics killing people in my mind.

nothings not real outside of my mind. i used to jump outta my moving car when it happend, roll out on the pavement to see what horrible car crash occured, or to my bathrooms because i was sure obama was using the throne ... etc, and sure enough, nothing.

it's something you never get used to. it's like your skin being real dry, and itching. you get that feeling like a a group of bookworms are fucking with your brains and when you check, nothing. but you keep checking! and checking and checking and checking and checking and checking and checking again until you check again. excuse me, I better check again,BRB!

my thoughts are as real as anything real can be. but they get so loud at times.. my ears hurt. they go deaf from the loudness sometimes.

like the video game Doom, lol. "sometimes, the mind makes it real"
**doomfist**

anyways, if you can understand what the voices are saying... and the voices are critical and motivating (ie irritating), you're just dealing with being an total idiot. if you can't figure out what they're saying, it's probably because you haven't offered them any cookies or fruit snacks (aka exploding head syndrome and other cool SiFi movies I get all of my ideas from).

don't worry, you're not insane, but I am. you're either terribly boring (simply being intj doesn't make sense asking a group of tards like up
about the "voice effect" it usually happens where there's an "excess" of sugar in my diet. the mind uses the additional sugar to go batshit crazy. to manage more than one set of nutty ideas, you can now use current computers and dual-core cpu's can juggle more apps).

that, or your stressed by life. kiss a fatty, do more for yourself than giving so much to others.. and expect more from them as well. take stool softners) it helps when you feel regular

sorry for the length of this post! i can't keep anything under a 1000 words
anymore! Just don't ask me a yes or no questions, ok? :)

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 06:22

Sen, you here? You wanted to see the staples, well,
you can't see all 30, cause my momma told me to never
post my beaver online.

-----

What? No beaver?
You're going to disappoint a lot of people round here. :)

Actually, I think it was garg that had mentioned the pics yesterday.
But ya know I'm all for it.

Ouch!
looks like it hurts just a little.
Hope you get well soon, sweetie.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 06:23

Morning gang.

Phoe, I'd hug ya but it might hurt and we don't want that. Owwiieee.

Andro, good luck at the docs.



Nameless trolling, how novel. Same shit, no name.

From: thearchies1 [sugarsugar]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 06:39

My name is ...No man... mr cyclops.

From: lilbecca [bslone]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 06:50

so, i'm reading all these posts and have come to the conclusion that trolls suck, uncut cocks are nasty, and since i live in michigan, i have always known that canada sucks!

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 06:51

Gargoyle, I doubt that the r0tt gets me :-D

Same shit, huh?

From: thearchies1 [sugarsugar]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 06:53

From: planetx15 [really no]
Date: 29-Apr-2009 21:02

any debate subject and I'll take the opposing view.

///////////////////////////////////////////////////////

?

Hmmm.

Alright, alright nitwit. You win.
I'm game to yer 'challenge battle of wits"!



And.. Since you did let me pick tonight's topic!
Right?

Ok , I got one...

"Eating one's own feces and drinking dog urine
every day of your entire life is .. BAD!"

Ok?

So.. you can take the opposing view.

Go. You can start, even..

And I promise,here and now.
if you "win".. I'm gonna really laugh!
................................................

LOL

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 06:53

Michigan ain't no better honey.

You a troll, bitch?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 06:55

Wrong Dickhead, it got you, LOLOLOL,, all gone

r0tted away

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 06:55

Oh and good morning Garg. How are ya?

It's pretty sad when you can't tell who is what and what is who?
er some shit like that.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 06:58

Morning Sen,

It is bad when they have to resort to hacking the site to be trolls. I need to send an email now, :)

From: p
Date: 30-Apr-2009 07:00

Good morning, fattest dish on the table.

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 07:05

Where's my farkin' email bitch!

Kidding.

:)

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 07:05

Who says I'm a troll or hacked anything? Ain't ignorance a bliss.

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 07:08

Y'all keep e-mailing duder hes gonna ban you next.

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 07:10

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 06:23

Nameless trolling, how novel. Same shit, no name.

----

What about p, m, ik, rkc, etc. All trolls now?

Get a life, buddy.

From: p
Date: 30-Apr-2009 07:17

I must concur with the big dish on the plate, Goyle: emailing duder when norace makes it impossible to get through a thread is one thing, emailing just because you don't like a name (or in this case a non-name) is being a bit on the fussy/uptight side.

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 07:39

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 06:51

Gargoyle, I doubt that the r0tt gets me :-D

Same shit, huh?

==========

Try again sandy. r0tt works. :-)

The blank name is pretty cool though.

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 07:44

oops, backreading a bit more. from: doesn't fit sandys style.

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 07:45

"_______" isnt shithand. just some other douche.

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 07:50

I hate to post on subject :)
It has got to the point that I just send in a letter from my DR. that I can't serve jury duty.
Better than the truth. I go in , and EVERY time , I know the public defender ( 9 times out of 10 , "sometimes" a private hired lawyer )or I know the people from the DA's office , or I know the Judge.
I was always dismissed.

Why is anyone "shocked" by the "trolls" ? Or the trolls of trolls ? Or the trolls of trolls of trolls ?

MTC

( Always check before you assume :) )

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 07:53

I'm not shocked, and the trolls don't really bother me. Its when they fuck up
the threads that I have a problem.

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:00

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 07:53

I'm not shocked, and the trolls don't really bother me. Its when they fuck up
the threads that I have a problem.

====

Yep Sen, same here. I just hated scrolling thru miles of blank space on every
damn thread.

====

CT - last time I was called for Jury Duty I knew the Judge, the court reporter
and the DA, still got picked.

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:00

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 07:53

I'm not shocked, and the trolls don't really bother me. Its when they fuck up
the threads that I have a problem.

-------------

I know what you mean :)

It is just a sad ( small & tarded ) group of people who have no life , and when they respond to this , they will prove it.
Watch :)

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:03

sp00k
Next time , blow kisses at the judge.
I never tried , but might work :)



(fucking with you , if you knew the Judge , defence should have sent you away )

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:05

Being on a jury made me decide I'd rather have my fate determined by a coin flip
or trial by fire rather than by a bunch of idiots. Some old bag insisted
the cops informant could not possibly lie (even though he was a criminal himself and was paid for each guilty conviction) because he worked for the Police.

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:08

(fucking with you , if you knew the Judge , defence should have sent you away )

=====

The Judge actually said Hi and used my first name when we walked in. Same with the reporter. I guess they were desperate. Didn't mind, it was an interesting trial.

From: thearchies1 [sugarsugar]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:08

I'm twitterpated!
yawn

:)

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:22

Oh Lord, they hate me already, yet I hardly said a thing.
Clue them in, oh Lord, tell'em that my prior me is labeled rotten cuvée '05.

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:26

its ok, douche, we only hate you cuz youre a noob. youve got 90 days to be relevant or your time here will be a living hell.

dance, monkey.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:26

On Jury Duty one verdict was decided by how hungry we were for lunch..Cut'em loose and let's go eat. For real. I gave up arguing with them. When they found I had an education, they let me go. It was entertaining.

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:35

STFU, FU. Why would I possibly say something relevant, on a forum that has been filled with human mishaps then shaken, not stirred.

On the other hand, given that I have 90 days I might eventually come up with something.

Maybe.

Why don't y'all see the positive note? The diarrheic virgin-fag and the other 2 trolls must be desperate.

I'm pretty untrollable, gotta give me credit for that.

From: nudeanaglyphs [Nude Anaglyphs]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:52

gargoyle1 wrote:
> Nameless trolling, how novel. Same shit, no name.

sensuous wrote:
> I'm not shocked, and the trolls don't really bother me.
> Its when they fuck up the threads that I have a problem.

sp00k wrote:
> I just hated scrolling thru miles of blank space on
> every damn thread.

conspiracy [Theory] wrote:
> It is just a sad ( small & tarded ) group of people who
> have no life...

This isn't FFA anymore. It's, "Let's all hold hands and bellyache about the trolls". Sheezus.

Obvously, Duder's Whack-A-Weasel technique is not working. He needs to allow us to do our own filtering. While you're flooding his mailbox with complaints, please ask him to provide a technique so user's can do their own filtering (like I have).

In the mean time, I've provided a work-around. My proxy's only drawback is that it updates the pages every 15 minutes instead of real time. So, the pages can be, at most, 15 minutes out of date:

http://howardknight.net/dailyrotten/

Just click the "kill" link next to the troll's name and be done with it.

Now can we get back to FFA?

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:54

See what I mean ?

From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:55

I'm not worried about trolling the nameless guy.

I've got so many trolls lined up I'm having to outsource some of them to guys in China and Korea. I'm spending about $30 a week just to troll this place.

From: roswellmilitia [part-time help of wits = full time help of halfwits]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:56

More delectible dramatists who've delightedly dipped into dykedom:



Jodie's been accused of this more than once but I don't think she's confirmed it or nothing's been proven.

Kelly came out in the lesbian site shewired.com

Wonder how Mr T would've voted if he was on the jury in The Accused?
(excellent flick, btw!)

From: onelove [onelove]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:58

phoe! omg... what did you DO?!

From: columbus99 [anewworld]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:02

From: nudeanaglyphs [Nude Anaglyphs]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:52

gargoyle1 wrote:
> Nameless trolling, how novel. Same shit, no name.

sensuous wrote:
> I'm not shocked, and the trolls don't really bother me.
> Its when they fuck up the threads that I have a problem.

sp00k wrote:
> I just hated scrolling thru miles of blank space on
> every damn thread.

conspiracy [Theory] wrote:
> It is just a sad ( small & tarded ) group of people who
> have no life...

This isn't FFA anymore. It's, "Let's all hold hands and bellyache about the trolls". Sheezus.

Obvously, Duder's ignore the tattletails technique is not working. He needs to allow us to do our own filter feeding like the sponges in the oceans blue do... And While you're flooding his mailbox with whiny complaints, please ask him to provide a technique so user's can fuck up their own technology (like I have).

In the mean time, I've provided a reach-around. My retarded script's only major drawback is that it updates the pages every 19 nano seconds instead of real time. So, the copied pages can be, at most, a neverending nightmare and also out of date:

http://slowhowardbuthiselffired.net/tardsatrotten/whowouldlaodthiscrap.org

Just click the "kill" link next to the troll's name and be done with it.

Now can we get back to FFA?

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:10

From: onelove [onelove]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 08:58

phoe! omg... what did you DO?!

====

Wondering about that myself. Damn, thats more staples than I had.

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:13

A Tragedy That Won’t Fade Away

When grisly images of their daughter's death went viral on the Internet, the Catsouras family decided to fight back.



This is a story about a photo—an image so horrific we can't print it in NEWSWEEK. The picture shows the lifeless body of an 18-year-old Orange County girl named Nikki Catsouras, who was killed in a devastating car crash on Halloween day in 2006. The accident was so gruesome the coroner wouldn't allow her parents, Christos and Lesli Catsouras, to identify their daughter's body. But because of two California Highway Patrol officers, a digital camera and e-mail users' easy access to the "Forward" button, there are now nine photos of the accident scene, taken just moments after Nikki's death, circulating virally on the Web. In one, her nearly decapitated head is drooping out the shattered window of her father's Porsche.

And so the Catsourases are spending thousands in legal fees in an attempt to stop strangers from displaying the grisly images—an effort that has transformed Nikki's death into a case about privacy, cyber-harassment and image control.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/195073

:::::::::::::::::::

What kind of fucking loser gets all bent out of shape over some photos of a family members gruesome death showing up on the interwebs?

Hahahaha, they are there for our entertainment.

Care to answer, anyone?

From: pheonixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:15

Hey OL, Sp00k...

I'm a cutter. I overdid it a bit this time!

From: constipation [theory]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:16

I can' t take a shit so I can complain I want to. just a tired old man who cant get it up . I have a sad life a d like to pretend my cigars are
black cock. The trolls have got to go bcause I say so. Ill email duder right now . He is a freind of mine. the no name troll is MArk NELSON and we will meet face-to-face and straighten him out. I no a judge in Flagstaff and all the police to. they will back me up. email duder now to get ride of the troll.s . Deuder, why dont muy smily faces work anymore ? i get level 7 beacuse I;m, imporant and now my smily faces wont work anymore . am I on your ROtt list ??

See what i mean ?

prove me wrong.

MTC



absintheredux

am i on your ROTt list ?
I forgot your email address again
pleasde can I whine to you ?

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:20

This isn't FFA anymore. It's, "Let's all hold hands and bellyache about the trolls". Sheezus.

----

It's still the FFA dumbass!

sensuous wrote:
> I'm not shocked, and the trolls don't really bother me.
> Its when they fuck up the threads that I have a problem.

And that's my opinion.

And You can take your "kill link" and shove it up your ass.

Thanks in advance.

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:23

So sad , so lame.
That was your best?
Fuck nut wannabe

From: eatsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:25

And so the Catsourases are spending thousands in legal fees in an attempt to stop strangers from displaying the grisly images—an effort that has transformed Nikki's death into a case about privacy, cyber-harassment and image control.

=====

Make a troll army to pester everyone on the internet

From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:25

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:13

A Tragedy That Won’t Fade Away

When grisly images of their daughter's death went viral on the Internet, the Catsouras family decided to fight back.



This is a story about a photo—an image so horrific we can't print it in NEWSWEEK. The picture shows the lifeless body of an 18-year-old Orange County girl named Nikki Catsouras, who was killed in a devastating car crash on Halloween day in 2006. The accident was so gruesome the coroner wouldn't allow her parents, Christos and Lesli Catsouras, to identify their daughter's body. But because of two California Highway Patrol officers, a digital camera and e-mail users' easy access to the "Forward" button, there are now nine photos of the accident scene, taken just moments after Nikki's death, circulating virally on the Web. In one, her nearly decapitated head is drooping out the shattered window of her father's Porsche.

And so the Catsourases are spending thousands in legal fees in an attempt to stop strangers from displaying the grisly images—an effort that has transformed Nikki's death into a case about privacy, cyber-harassment and image control.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/195073

:::::::::::::::::::

What kind of fucking loser gets all bent out of shape over some photos of a family members gruesome death showing up on the interwebs?

Hahahaha, they are there for our entertainment.

Care to answer, anyone?

-------------------------

No.

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:27

Let's all hold hands and bellyache.....Lets all bitch about people bitching about trolls.

From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:28

Oh, goody, swine flu just confirmed in LaGrange, GA, 25 miles from me. I have to go there tomorrow. Bet this will be one time Walmart won't be crowded.

From: constipation [theory]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:30

i"m emailing duder right now.

From: dinkltoucher [Free Goo!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:30

stfu, do you have a link to the pics of that dead chick? I'm feeling horny. :-)

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:31

I welcome our new Arab overlords.

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:38

If your going to go and snort a bunch of coke, drive Daddys Porsche 100 miles an hour into a concrete wall on a PUBLIC street, its my right as and amercan taxpayer to be able to laugh at your sorry dumb dead mangled bitch ass.


From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:38

From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:25

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:13



Care to answer, anyone?

-------------------------

No.

""""""""""""""""""

Fucking pussy.








From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:39

shit, i forgot to add "LOL" to my last post.

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:48

Christ! I really don't see all the fuss over this swine flu..Yes people will die from it, in first world countries these people will fall into three groups:
The very young
The very old
And those who already have serious illness or have compromised immune systems

My fucking god flu shots have turned the world into a bunch of pussies.

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:51

See what I mean ?

----

Of course, it's to be expected really.
It's why I ignore them nine times outta ten.

From: roswellmilitia [part-time help of wits = full time help of halfwits]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:56

The Catsouras family has no chance now.

But, if the family wants to buy a bayonet to use on the CHiPS twits I'd be happy to chip in. (no pun intended)

From: dinkltoucher [Free Goo!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:02

Thanks stfu, your pics made me cum. I laughed a bit too. :-)

From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:14

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:38

If your going to go and snort a bunch of coke, drive Daddys Porsche 100 miles an hour into a concrete wall on a PUBLIC street, its my right as and amercan taxpayer to be able to laugh at your sorry dumb dead mangled bitch ass.

----------------------------------

Are you aware that Nikki almost died from a brain tumor when she was 8 years old, and the treatment that she had to undergo left her with brain injuries that caused her to have problems with impulse control?

Her family sought treatment for her at the first sign of trouble, but it came too late.

What about that situation, and the outcome, would cause you to *laugh*?

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:19

The funny part is that she lost her head. And her family is acting like a bunch of whiny fucks.


LORFMALROMALORFLOL

From: asshollius [ikthool]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:21

If my daughter was stupid enough to do something like that I would post the pictures of the accident myself.

Fortunately I don't think my Geo Metro can hit 100mph unless its going down a steep hill.

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:22

They made a game of it.


From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:24

Are you aware that Nikki almost died from a brain tumor when she was 8 years old, and the treatment that she had to undergo left her with brain injuries that caused her to have problems with impulse control?

====

Then I guess they shouldn't have given poor little Nikki the keys to a fucking car that tops out at 200 mph. 0 sympathy. As long as the stupid little bitch didn't kill any innocent bystanders I have no problem with it.

From: fartnozzle [Hiznibs]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:24

From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 09:25

------------------------------------

Whattsamadda big fella? This yer sister?

From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:28

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:19

I a big Internet bad guy. I've got the balls to look at pictures of dead teenagers and laugh at them and their family!

LORFMALROMALORFLOL

----------------------------

?

(spits)

ZZZzzz...

From: fartnozzle [Hiznibs]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:28

What about that situation, and the outcome, would cause you to *laugh*?

------------------------------------

ummmm, the fact that you're related to her?

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:36

My usual reaction to seeing some drunk/stoned asshole wrapping themselves around
a telephone pole at 100 mph is GREAT! one more dangerous pile of shit off the road.

From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:37

Then I guess they shouldn't have given poor little Nikki the keys to a fucking car that tops out at 200 mph. 0 sympathy. As long as the stupid little bitch...

--------------------------------

I certainly hope you don't have any children, but if you do, I suppose you always keep your car keys in a safe so there's no possible way they could be taken without your permission? Idiot.

"0 sympathy" "stupid little bitch"

Sounds like you're just jealous of the fact that she was beautiful and from a wealthy family.

Whereas youre an ugly little man in an AMC Pacer who can only dream about driving a Porsche.

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:39

LOL, yep thats it. Im jealous.

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:40

As Dink would say... Ra Ha! :)


From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:41

Sounds like you're just jealous of the fact that she was beautiful and from a wealthy family.

Whereas youre an ugly little man in an AMC Pacer who can only dream about driving a Porsche.

:::::::::::::::::::::
"Youre just jealous and ugly"
Who are you? Catwoman?

LOLRLOAFMROLAMFROLM

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:42



Uh-oh. Hot dog!

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:42



And don't make fun of the Pacer!

(you're just jealous)

From: fartnozzle [Hiznibs]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:43

From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:37

---------------------------

Why Troll, you're not upset, are you? After all, we wouldn't want to post about a family member's death in a disrespectful manner. Gee, I hope you are not offended..


(Smirks)

From: constipation [theory]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:44

spook you are so too jealous !
I will email my personal freind Duder and report you as a troll.
whos wituh me ?
I cant be a whiney ball baby douche bag all by my selrf ?!

MTC

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:45

Sp00k you jealous bastard.

Ok, who wants to go hot roddin'?

Vroom Vroom!

:)

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:45

And my kids know the least they'd have to worry about if they even thought about
touching the Pacer without my permission is dying in a horrible gruesome traffic accident.

From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:46

Hey Mr. Fart!

I wonder what stage of decomposition your father is in. Did they have to embalm him or did the massive amounts of alcohol he ingested just shrivel him up?

From: eatsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:49

Want for me to troll him for you boss? I know his sore spot now.

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:52

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:45

Sp00k you jealous bastard.

Ok, who wants to go hot roddin'?

Vroom Vroom!

=======

How fast can you push or do you know of a really steep hill?

From: constipation [theory]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:56

you asshold TROLL how dare you talk about a HERO like farts dad ?? lets meet face-to-face and i can set yoj straigt punk . I will report youu to my freind DUDER who is myu freind I am a sceret monitor i anm on level 22 for rotten cookies . prove me wrong . were are my smily facees ?

i now where my wife hinds my bulletts sad joke punk

MTC

From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:57

Yes I am going to take break, Kuo Lee. I eat food. I will wipe out nitwits later.

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:02

I will wipe out nitwits later.

::::::::::::::::::

So you play video games?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:04

good god!

it is dork central here today!

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:08

yes, rf, yes it is.

trollio is getting all preachy cuz someone post pics of dead people.

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:11

How fast can you push or do you know of a really steep hill?

----

Hills are always more fun, don't you think?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:15

well i see nothing wrong with posting pics of the deceased!

unless of course it happens to be a relative or perhaps a close friend

then of course that would be... well just insensitive!

we really must try to consider everyone feelings here!

and take steps.. to ... to


sorry I am cracking myself up here !

i cant go on with this farce


fuck that troll!!

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:17

Hills are always more fun, don't you think?

====

depends on whats at the bottom.

From: eatsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:21




ROR, My car faster than old Pacer round eye.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:23

i say fight fire with fire. everyone should make another persona to be unknown. the trolls feed off of punctuating our veteran element. so, disguise your identity by posting just like this. initiate the confusion that is 'honor among thieves'.. (we'll all be the thieves, who can they rob then?).

im off to create mah troll.

From: fartnozzle [Hiznibs]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:23

From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 10:46

Hey Mr. Fart!

I wonder what stage of decomposition your father is in. Did they have to embalm him or did the massive amounts of alcohol he ingested just shrivel him up?

----------------------------------------

He donated his remains to the University of Pittsburgh Medical School. Then the remains will be cremated and the ashes scattered at sea.

What did they do with your relative? My guess is they stuck a bone up her ass and let the dogs drag her off.

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:30

depends on whats at the bottom.
-----
That's what makes if fun.

You'd soon find out when you get there.

From: m
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:34

tss, gmail

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:38

** By Pandora, do you mean that first woman

uh, professor..

pandoras evils weren't carried in a box.
they were carried in a jar.

re-read my post and you'll see why you're the idiot.

ass u me

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:39

aight din, i be checkin mah mailz

From: shkelqim [Shejtan Nderim]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:55

I come on this site because I have found the necessity for the extended knowledge. I cannot retain the fact that you American them
you seem a disguise to the human race. I am conscious of
our leaders who dance with one another as if to
be friendly,
but
I am not deceived by their charadas. I see
the American the alcohol
and is clear that their spirited drinks
are as dark as the movement of darker intestine!

Respect, the great Illyrian, shkelqim!

Also you American them could only wish that you were as wonderful as another Illyrian, great James Belushi!

And the movement of Illyrian begins so.

From: fartnozzle [Hiznibs]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:01

And the movement of Illyrian begins so.

So..You're a Dalmatian then?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:02

right back atcha there shaq

From: shkelqim [Shejtan Nderim]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:03

uh, darker intestine guy... that's not exactly what i was talking about.

(still funny though)

From: shkelqim [Shejtan Nderim]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:03

lol, oops.

christ i can't troll worth a fuck!

From: sensuous
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:04

lol

That fuckin funny right there!

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:05

you fucking retard

it takes 3 days for new personas to activate

nice try tard!

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:07

lol, it's not me sen.

the bastard is trying to pin that id on me.

(it takes 3 days girl!)

From: m
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:10

*snicker*

From: shkelqim [Shejtan Nderim]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:12

Do not regard the posts by my other persona TSS. It is obvious I am TSS and made a blunder, and I will try not to hide that by confusing my friends. I am better than that. I hear people screaming in my sleep and have two cpus in my head!

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:13

m, you bastard. we've got enough "can't speak english" trolls, dude!

From: moty [Dawn Davenport]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:13

Looks like somebody got caught trolling! LOL!

Hi all you guys!

From: m
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:15

Oh, do fuck off, you twit. It's not me.

I don't troll ever.

From: sttu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:16

fuck you, asshole.

i hate everybody.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:18

sure moty. people say i do it all the time, and wow, look..
"i messed up and got caught".

darn, the cats outta the bag!

duhhhhhh.

( you fucking simpleton, coalburning, neandertwat )

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:20

chill out m, i thought you were playing around when i saw the
*snicker* comment dude!

From: fuck
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:20

That is not the TSS for he only has one name.

I am quite skilled at emulating whoever needs to be copied. It is an innate skill of mine, to copy, rebuild, and focus on improving what has been given to me.

simple no

:)



LOL!

From: gayboyle [No wife, no life, just festering]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:24

I sucked pig dick for dinner last night and now I have swine flu.

I'm emailing Duder right now.

staff@rotten.com

From: moty [Dawn Davenport]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:27

I didn't say you, TSS.

Is the guilty party stepping forward?

Caught again! LOL!

From: m
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:28

I don't think swine flu is spread that way, troll...

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:32

*SIGH*

moty, it's obvious who he's trying to emulate you fucking idiot.
look just above, dumbass! to his post at: 30-Apr-2009 12:03

jesus fucking christ.. get out of your trailer and breath
some fresh air you fucking asphyxiated cunt.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:42

My god, what a bunch of asshats.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:43

well i thought that troll idea was taking off, but it's dead now.

hello?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:47

what's up weatherman?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:48

Not much TSS, same shit, new day

From: m
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:50

all things will come in time agent sense

you must have faith, faith in the fact that all trolls will die horrible deaths

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:58

switching style

I'm not confident in my beliefs that moty is, as I have implied, a "coalburner". The justifications for such ideas can be found only by those willing to seek beyond, to excavate deeper than those before them.

This path is a long and winding path. Death and agony await those who dare tread its earth, who naively enter its environ, who waste but a second doing what can't be done.

And so I'll say, with the finest plagiarism, I go the way that providence dictates with the assurance of a sleepwalker!

Into the depths! Head-first into hell! It is better to feed our souls to devils, than to feed our kind to causes!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 12:59

Is fuck another fucknut? It's getting so you need a playbook here.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 13:05

I must disembark for a lasting journey. The trials and tribulations I will
face are apparent, abundantly facilitating the mind, energizing the threads of imagination. I could not be, if it were not for curiosity.

Farewell my brothers, my sisters, my hermaphrodites!

I shall see you once I finish bathing.

From: fuck
Date: 30-Apr-2009 13:05

"It is better to feed our souls to devils, than to feed our kind to causes"

Someone has gotten all philosophical as of late.

I think I'll make a bumper sticker to commemorate this momentous achievement.

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 13:06

I dont mind most trolls. Some are pretty funny and do a good job parodying some posters.

The ones that bug me are the ones who have an agenda, like....um...im trolling this site cuz one of my darwin award winning family members' picture was posted here.

i guess i should say, i dont mind the "imitators" as much as the true trolls, like fucknut.

fuck, i like some trolls better than some posters here.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 13:07

** I think I'll make a bumper sticker to commemorate
** this momentous achievement.

I actually fucked it up. I meant to type:

"It is better to feed our souls to our devils,
than to feed our kind to their causes."

But I didn't realize it. Fuck it, close enough!

Right troll?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 13:10

** fuck, i like some trolls better than some posters here.

I have to agree. Jean *was* hilarious at times.

Even the ones who mock me can be damn funny...
and the ones that mock posters I can't stand
get me rolling.

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 13:14

I never thought jean was "funny". he was/is mildly droll. have you noticed hes really trying hard to be more annoying and antagonistic lately?

its just not the same since he outed himself.

and i did get a kick out of that gd troll a while back.

From: krushed
Date: 30-Apr-2009 13:21

You're all boring. I'm going to go smoke some more weed.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 13:26

Hi everyone, as usual I'll be posting pix of questionable taste and legality.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 13:30

Works for me gerbil

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 13:33

Well that's certainly questionable

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 13:43

Ouch... this isn't good for the liberal mind:

"Study: Africans More Genetically Diverse Than Rest of World"

<--washingtonpost link

The main argument for diversity is that it benefits your race.

lol; look at all the benefit Africa has gained from diversity.

haha!

Interestingly, I'll not the fact that Africans are at least
13% European, more likely around 20%. That's painfully similar
to the 25% European genes that Native Indians tend to have.

Anyways.. let's recap:

Jews are the smartest race.. yet they're the least diverse.
Blacks are the dumbest race.. yet they're the most diverse.

Reality and liberalism obviously don't get along.. and liberals
are too fucking stupid to see it. By the time they realize
how much they've fucked everything up.. they'll be too ashamed
to admit it.

From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 14:00

weightless
nausea
oh
yeah
I'm
gonna
die
splat

From: constipation [theory]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 14:04

Stopall thet racist bullshit TSS I hav been posting for along time and Im personel freinds with DUDER . I am report you and get you bvanned just like MARK NELSon ! your a joke punk . let us met face-to-face punk your a joke . a sad , sad, sad, joke . I can block yyou you sad punk joke punk sad joke punk /?

Prove Me Right .

MTC

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 14:12

i've sparked shitloads of pathetic, whiny-ass liberal whine.
i imagine a fair amount has been e-mailed.

and guess what? no ban.

if there was any chance of me being banned.. it
would have happened a long ago sidis.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 14:12

Did everyone die at once?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 14:14

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 14:15



" With Caroline Kennedy looking on, President Obama has fun trying to
recreate the iconic photo of her late brother, John Kennedy Jr.,
peering out from under the desk in the Oval Office. "

yeah, i bet she thinks it's hilarious.

not.

From: gayboyle [No wife, no life, just festering]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 15:04

Did I bore everyone to death?

I'll email Duder right away.

Email me right away.

Why won't anybody talk to me?

Is is because I suck ass?

Email Duder with a copy of this post.

staff@rotten.com

From: gayboyle [No wife, no life, just festering]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 15:13

I've just shit my pants.

staff@rotten.com

From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 15:14

Is anyone here besides Mark Nelson?

From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 15:15

Mark Mark
Fat little old man
it was so funny
when you got banned

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 15:16

Hey Gayboyle, hows the weather?

From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 15:18

Duder Duder
computer re-booter
please give it to Mark
in the pooter

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Apr-2009 15:19

From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 15:15

====

LOL !

From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 15:19

O goody another tardfest!! I hope the flu gets here soon.

From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 15:26

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 15:16
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo ?Hi Peepee did you get my e-mail?

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 15:26

The welsh man-boy whose hobbies are excrements will be safe.
Nobody touches that piece of shit, not even the swine flu.

I dare you to troll me, despicable and retarded, almost 40 year old virgin.

From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 15:29

?who are you? nobody?

From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 15:31

?do you like? bats

From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 15:33

I dare you to troll me, despicable and retarded, almost 40 year old virgin.


asdfasdfshdfgdjghjgjkhg


!Andy's name is wood but he's got none for the girls!

From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 16:00

gayboyle [No wife, no life, just festering]


?Dish it out but you can't take it? Mark Nelson! ?How gay is that?

From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 16:04

!I win the crown of shit!

From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 16:09

Where be Brer Git
now that I've won
the crown of shit

From: ik
Date: 30-Apr-2009 16:21

This is a pretty good (and short) read.

For a Bush appointee Roberts is pretty cool.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/04/30/supreme.court.bungling.robber/index.html

From: ik
Date: 30-Apr-2009 16:53

Heard an ad on the radio today for a product called Banitol,
it promises to get rid of "the weight you can't get rid of with starvation diets or exhausting exercize" .

Yeah to get rid of that special flab that's unaffected by diet and exercise



I hope those things are made out of lard.

From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 17:03

When I brought my new girlbaby home
I knew she had chocolate skin on
I liked her like that
& sat her on her ass
& licked out her little pink slit

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 17:12

Isn't this great? :-)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/apr/27/pirate-bay-law-firms-attack

"There were no further details on the attacks, but it is known that angry users on internet forums – including the notorious 4Chan messageboard – have been coordinating assaults on groups involved in the prosecution."

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 17:13

cyran0 [de Ballsac]


From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 17:14

Hector Savinien de Cyrano de Bergerac would rotate in his grave at hi-speed, came he to read that crappy waste dribbling out of the remains of your pathetic and rotten bag of slime erroneously called brain.

You're so lame, predictable and boring, you ought to french-kiss flimsy #1.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 17:15

You're a part of cyber-sabotage history, Sandy. Google will forever house the archives future web scholars shall peruse. We're all low-grade legends in the making.

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 17:19

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 17:15

======

Student #1: The worst was that imbecile mark nelson, aka norace.

Student #2: Nah, that welsh furry-crapper was way more pathetic. He died a virgin, they say from some throat infection after sucking off a sheep.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 17:23



Teh farce is strong with this wun.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 17:24

Student #2: Nah, that welsh furry-crapper was way more pathetic. He died a virgin, they say from some throat infection after sucking off a sheep.


From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 17:31

I'm 23 5'6" 115lbs. blonde aerobics instructor.




I'm 6'1" male model that works out frequently.
Let's hook up this weekend, what do you say?


From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 17:45

Soon to upgrade. :-)


From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 18:11

Phoe were funny in Daytona
& beguiling in Rhode Island

Phoe were silly in Philly
& pithy in Pittsburgh

So baloney to you
in Kalamazoo

From: gabriel [angel]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 18:20

**When I brought my new girlbaby home
I knew she had chocolate skin on
I liked her like that
& sat her on her ass
& licked out her little pink slit

what the fuck is wrong with you??

From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 18:20

From: fartnozzle [Hiznibs]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:23

He donated his remains to the University of Pittsburgh Medical School. Then the remains will be cremated and the ashes scattered at sea.

----------------------------

Oh that's cool. Maybe they can analyze your father's brain and figure out a way to genetically engineer more nitwits who will blindly march into combat in reward for a bottle of cheap gin.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 18:25

Ahhh Rotten, where we are all sick fucks

From: gabriel [angel]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 18:31

*Ahhh Rotten, where we are all sick fucks

laying your own bread crumbs, u miserable fucks

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 18:38

Shut up and die already, dickhead

From: gabriel [angel]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 18:40

In my eyes
Indisposed
In disguise
As no one knows
Hides the face
Lies the snake
The sun
In my disgrace
Boiling heat
Summer stench
neath the black
The sky looks dead
Call my name
Through the cream
And Ill hear you
Scream again

Black hole sun
Wont you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole sun
Wont you come
Wont you come

Stuttering
Cold and damp
Steal the warm wind
Tired friend
Times are gone
For honest men
And sometimes
Far too long
For snakes
In my shoes
A walking sleep
And my youth
I pray to keep
Heaven send
Hell away
No one sings
Like you
Anymore

Hang my head
Drown my fear
Till you all just
Disappear

From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 18:53

Hay!there is a Star Trek marathon on dish this weekend.

Next week there is a Star Wars one.

Check it out.

From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 18:56

I.

Andro were doin' okay
but passed away
the next day

Phoe were slow to recuperate
& never quite got over it

II.

Loma almost passed away
on the first day
but now he okay

Phoe were slower to recover
but finally found her way

From: ik
Date: 30-Apr-2009 19:04

>From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 18:20

From: fartnozzle [Hiznibs]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 11:23

He donated his remains to the University of Pittsburgh Medical School. Then the remains will be cremated and the ashes scattered at sea.

----------------------------

Oh that's cool. Maybe they can analyze your father's brain and figure out a way to genetically engineer more nitwits who will blindly march into combat in reward for a bottle of cheap gin.<<


My dad and his buddies drank a lot of gin in England in 1944, right before they dove into Europe and secured your right to say such stupid shit about them.

From: gayboyle [No wife, no life, just festering]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 19:23

To honor the drunken heroes in England of WWII:

I have shat me britches.

I shall email Sir Duder on the morrow.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 19:23

I eagerly await our new zombie overlords.

From: ik
Date: 30-Apr-2009 19:32

Sorry Gerbil,they lost the last election..

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 19:37

Haha... a friend sent me this video. It starts out boring, so I looked transfixed at the guy's tie for 25 seconds, then looked his beard. Then it gets hilarious. It's only almost a minute and a half long, but I learned a new word, "toucherism".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0U18cxoxiI

From: georgedublubusch [Head pooBa]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 19:48



Isn't that like dry humping?

From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 19:49

From: ik
Date: 30-Apr-2009 19:04

My dad and his buddies drank a lot of gin in England in 1944, right before they dove into Europe and secured your right to say such stupid shit about them.

------------------------------

Well shit, with all the gin you've drunk and the heroin you've shot up, you ought to be fucking Superman!

But no. You're nothing but a criminal and a detriment to society.

I hope Mrs. Holius meets someone who will adopt your children.

From: georgedublubusch [Head pooBa]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 20:02



I found a video about Denise Richards funbags.


From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 20:10

Why hasn't the world ended yet?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 20:13

We were all too busy watching Denise Richards funbags to notice, that's why.

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 20:15

From:
Date: 30-Apr-2009 07:10

What about p, m, ik, rkc, etc. All trolls now?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm envious with 'blank'. Don't understand why everybody has to look at him differently. Pretty cool moniker actually. I've also grabbed a single character name: r

Its not the name. Its whats said.

With that said, may you all contract the swine flu and bleed out through the pores in your skin. Chances are you'll live anyway but WTF.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 20:16

Thnx 4 teh nice werds earlyur garg

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 20:19

Welcome Andro, how ya doing now without the plumbing?

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 20:21

andro, you need to take some more painkillers. The context is still readable.

From: georgedublubusch [Head pooBa]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 20:24


Gargoyle I am honored, I thought you would have me blocked.
Or according to others here email duder to ban me.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 20:25

Night kids, hockey game is done, chicago lost this round.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Apr-2009 20:26

LOL george, yer to goofy to block. At most, mildly annoying, sometimes amusing. No emails were sent either. I only do that for the serious trolls, like fucknut and shithead.

From: georgedublubusch [Head pooBa]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 20:34



I assure you my aim is to amuse not annoy!

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 20:36

itsmetroll, I must have missed it but why are you bent on constantly attacking Ik?

From: georgedublubusch [Head pooBa]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 20:37



Speaking of annoying, where is DS?

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 21:56

I'm bed 10 seconds after sending this.
Thanks for your concern.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 22:14

This place sucks ass.

From: krushed
Date: 30-Apr-2009 22:22

Yeah and boring too. I'm going to go smoke some weed.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 22:26

I like JailBate


Jailbate makes me happy. :-D

From: krushed
Date: 30-Apr-2009 22:27

weed makes me happy

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 22:28

I don't smoke weed but I drink with My JailBate

From: krushed
Date: 30-Apr-2009 22:31

Canada has the best Jailbait

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 22:32

You obviously never been to SoCal or Baja.

From: krushed
Date: 30-Apr-2009 22:37

From: kushed
Date: 29-Apr-2009 23:35

http://twitter.com/dailyrotten

hahaha

-------

I see I have a troll.

From: krushed
Date: 30-Apr-2009 22:38

SoCal? why would anyone ever want to leave Canada

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 22:42

We here at SoCal frown upon Canada, :-< sorry nothing personal.


The media/South Park is very convincing.

From: krushed
Date: 30-Apr-2009 22:50

SoCal would be screwed if it wasn't for Canada. If Canada wasn't here SoCal would be in the Yukon is and it'd be really cold there all the time.


- I only like Terrance and Phillip on south park. the rest of them suck and they're boring.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 22:53

They're funny the whole cast is funny.



IDK Canada is weird not quite American not quite French or British :-<

From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 22:56

Cain- jailbait Anastasia is looking good.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 22:58

I know that's why I put her up, hehe

From: krushed
Date: 30-Apr-2009 23:00

thats right cainmarko. Canadians are a super race and everyone in the world likes Canada. And we have the best weed.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 23:04

I have the awful flu since yesterday afternoon.

Don't get it, it supersucks, and I mean beyond description.

Nite all :)

From: krushed
Date: 30-Apr-2009 23:06

we don't have flu in Canada

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 23:08

Don't Die on Us GD, I hope You feel better :-)

From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 23:24

Yeah, what Cain said, don't die on us.

3am here- I'm gone. Bye.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 23:26

MidNight here, I'm bored.

From: kushed
Date: 1-May-2009 00:49

From: krushed
Date: 30-Apr-2009 22:37

From: kushed
Date: 29-Apr-2009 23:35

http://twitter.com/dailyrotten

hahaha

-------

I see I have a troll.
================================
Lmao Krushed keep it up. I'm loving it.

Seems we agree on the same things. This place is boring and Canada has the best weed.

I'm flattered that a dedicated poster like yourself is taking the time to make me feel at home here.

It's going to rain today. Dont forget your umbrella

Duder twitters hahah

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 1-May-2009 00:55

It would appear that you canucks never had any Florida swamp weed.
Trip Balls!

From: kushed
Date: 1-May-2009 01:01

I'd love to try it cracker

Puff Puff Pass?

From: kushed
Date: 1-May-2009 01:03

Do you really not like Canada cracker?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 1-May-2009 01:10

Never been there, I would guess it's about 20th place on my bucket list, that is if it's July or August.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 1-May-2009 01:18

If it was legal the price would be $10.00 an ounce again.
It grows like sand spurs, I can think of little that grows easier.
But beings I haven't even smelled a spliff being smoked this
century it matters little to me.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 1-May-2009 01:20

Pic. related

From: kushed
Date: 1-May-2009 01:20

July-August is winter weather here in Vancouver

We build our igloo's in June lol

From: kushed
Date: 1-May-2009 01:23

Wow 10 bucks an oz, thats cheap

You dont smoke anymore? shame

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 1-May-2009 01:24

So it never gets to be summer there?

From: kushed
Date: 1-May-2009 01:25

You an older guy cracker? You may know the answer to this one. How much weed is a lid?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 1-May-2009 01:25

Oh dam, 4:00 o'clock, time for the gym. bye.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 1-May-2009 01:27

Well, there is a lid and then there is a metric lid. the first is an ounce the second is one that has been smoked from.

From: kushed
Date: 1-May-2009 01:32

Lol just fucking around. Summer time is beautiful here. Same as your spring

later cracker

From: rebellyell
Date: 1-May-2009 01:50

Back on topic, $17 a day is more than Mr. T has seen in years. Sheet, man, give them brother a break, whitey.

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 1-May-2009 02:05

evERythinG is a secret

you could be a donkey-mule's brother. That's a secret right there, bro.

And I can add a lot more, so donf't bee a FUBBle maker

barney has you in his stool

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 1-May-2009 02:07

does anyone want to buy a house?

there's a house in yo ass for sale, yo!

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 1-May-2009 02:34

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Apr-2009 18:59



^^^^
Studpedobear. :-D

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 1-May-2009 02:38

turn off the junk filter!

Yew Musht Komplie!

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 1-May-2009 02:39

he beat the radiation penis

because he was told to

orders.

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 1-May-2009 02:41

There's a dead dog salad at the restaurant.

The puppies are carefully put into meat grinders because killing them makes them happy.

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 1-May-2009 02:43

If cats had underwear, they'd be filled with moldy butterflies.

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 1-May-2009 02:45

Sometimes, I wish my name was Greg. But Brian's ok for now.

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 1-May-2009 02:47

They said that Hillary Clinton tripped over a Jew, this morning, on the East Coast. He was trying to eat her, to pay off a bill.

It make quite a mess.

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 1-May-2009 02:49

I'm getting my promotion today, they're going to let me fuck small dogs.


But I have to do it quietly.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 1-May-2009 02:50

Sandy, I already admitted that you are the greatest .gif maker on rotten. What else do you want from me?!

From: rebellyell
Date: 1-May-2009 02:54

kushed

Cracker aint-a-bullshitin. A lid was an oz and was ten $US. Of course, nobody had scales for this, so it was weed in a baggie measured to 3 "fat" fingers (hold your fingers slightly apart). Swamp was mentioned but where I lived, Brazos brown and Mexican dirt weed were prominent. good mems!

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 1-May-2009 03:01

You know, the guy who runs this bbs must be a real schmutz. I mean, we flog him day in and day out, insulting him year after year, and yet he still lets us post messages here, why?

Why does he let us insult him so? He must have an ego the size of an ameoba.

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 1-May-2009 03:06

How many miggers are out here tonight? I feel like playing the blackface pan flute, with a watermelon encore.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 1-May-2009 03:26

Rebell -- mems of a dime bag. A bit more for Gold.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 1-May-2009 03:27

You can kill nearly everyone (without cheating or hacking the code) but you have to get the disease to spread to Madagascar to have a chance.

I keep my bacteria/parasites at low visibility/losw lethality until they are spread as far as they can go, and up the drug resistance and environmental tolerance as far as possible, then lower the boom with infectability and lethality at the end. But it doesn't mean a thing if you don't get it to Madagascar.

From:
Date: 1-May-2009 03:30

Bunch of plonkers.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 1-May-2009 03:31


GD! I was just thinking of you this AM.

From:
Date: 1-May-2009 03:42

It must be awesome to be stud.

He happily walks through life as an "idiot heureux".

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 1-May-2009 03:44

Stud, I have the aawful awful flu :(

BBL

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 1-May-2009 04:12

I haven't had the awful awful flu since 1990. It was awful.


Recover quickly and be healthy, GD.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 1-May-2009 04:18

GD has the flu. The circle is closing in.

Yes " ", it is awesome to be a poster with a moniker. Try it some time, pussy.

From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 1-May-2009 05:18

I am also infected. The end is near.

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 1-May-2009 05:33

I think Brian has something a bit more serious this morning.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-May-2009 06:10

Who is Brian?

GD, hope you get well soon.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-May-2009 06:15

I almost forgot,

Happy Beltane everyone




From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 1-May-2009 06:27

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
//

That guy garg. Still in CT ?

I get to go on-site for a week. yay, o'boy, yippee and stuff.

Later

From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-May-2009 06:36

Oh Hey Zilla, that one, he's not visible here. Yeah, I'm still here, dammit

From: gargoyie1
Date: 1-May-2009 06:46

Yeah Zilla, he r0tted away you could say. LOL. Kind of like my tiny shriveled up penis. Let me see if I can find it real quick * Lifts up fat gut and digs through 2 feet of pubic hair* Aww damn, still cant find the little fucker, I know hes hiding in there somewhere. Mrs. Goyle aint seen him in about 10 years, I havent seen it in about 6 but what can ya do? LOL. Hows the weather? :-)

From: gargoyie1
Date: 1-May-2009 06:55

God I need a life...am I the only one here? :-(...Well..goodbye cruel world and you bastard trolls! *Ties up noose* I'm heading out!I promised I'd post the pictures if I ever killed myself so I promise, my wifes got the camera ready, shes just going over my life insurance to make sure everythings in order....yep okay its done. Goodbye everyone!

Get rid of the trolls!

staff@rotten.com

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 1-May-2009 07:00

hoppy beltone bakatcha, gar.


From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 1-May-2009 07:12

Anyone else joining me for brunch?


From: francezero [Jean]
Date: 1-May-2009 07:13

Them sneeky Germans! I know what they thinking again! They thinking they can come into France and run us out again! AGAIN! Well..lucky for us cowardly French that the Allie's came in and kicked them bastards out of France and gave it back to the smelly French people! if them sneeky sneeky Germans try that again they be very very sorry, tricky shitty little people they are!

From: francezero [Jean]
Date: 1-May-2009 07:16

Andro I be very happy to join brunch with you, would you like to see what a tiny smelly frenchmen cock look like?

From: krushed
Date: 1-May-2009 07:42

From: rebellyell
Date: 1-May-2009 02:54

kushed

Cracker aint-a-bullshitin. A lid was an oz and was ten $US. Of course, nobody had scales for this, so it was weed in a baggie measured to 3 "fat" fingers (hold your fingers slightly apart). Swamp was mentioned but where I lived, Brazos brown and Mexican dirt weed were prominent. good mems!

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You are talking to my troll. Do you like trolls? I like trolls. They didn't have scales then? Whats a fat finger? Are you from Canada? Whats your favorite color? Do you like pot? rebellyell is a cool name. What kind of pot is rebellyell? I miss norace. puff puff pass.

From: francezero [Jean]
Date: 1-May-2009 07:59

Ah wee wee Krushed! How are thee?

From: krushed
Date: 1-May-2009 08:01

I just bought some really good canadian pot. Its called oregon-oh. My dealer said it was named it after oregon. Oregon is in america. I don't care, its by Canada so it can't be too bad. Have you ever smoked oregon-oh ? I smoke it all the time.

From: krushed
Date: 1-May-2009 08:03

HI francezero! Are you from Canada?

From: francezero [Jean]
Date: 1-May-2009 08:05

Ah no, I live in France! It sucks and people here are smelly!

From: krushed
Date: 1-May-2009 08:12

You live in France? You should move to Canada. Canadians speak French. Canada is just like France but colder and canada doesn't suck. Do you smoke pot?
Canada has the best pot. What kind of pot are you named after?

From: francezero [Jean]
Date: 1-May-2009 08:14

I do smoke pot! And every now and then I slam a tad bit of the Heroin!

From: powderedtoastman [Michael]
Date: 1-May-2009 08:14

From: francezero [Jean]
Date: 1-May-2009 08:05

Ah no, I live in France! It sucks and people here are smelly!

. . .

well, France IS the gayest country on earth. Not even Canada comes close.

From: krushed
Date: 1-May-2009 08:22

powderedtoastman. what kind of pot is that? you must be
one of those americans. Are you old? Canada is the gayest place ever. Everyone loves canada. You're boring.

From: francezero [Jean]
Date: 1-May-2009 08:25

Yes France is the gayest country! Not mention how we all ran and gave up in WWII! We are a bunch of smelly surrender monkey's!

From: krushed
Date: 1-May-2009 08:32

Canada is the gayest country. We still had a queen until a few years ago. France doesn't have a queen. Do you like ice hockey? I'm going to smoke some more pot.

From: asshollius [ikthool]
Date: 1-May-2009 09:11

Morning people.

Actually it's almost 1pm here, but I just woke up. No work again today, so what the hell.

Mrs. Holius refuses to cook for me so I'm stuck eating a cold can of Chef Boyardee ravioli. Oh well, gin is the more important part of my breakfast.

From: gayboyle [No wife, no life, just festering]
Date: 1-May-2009 09:18

I will commit suicide if I don't get an email soon.

Since my wife left me, I have nobody who will take the pictures.

Emailing Duder with my complaints about trolls right now.

Suicide can wait until I hear from Duder.

I demand satisfaction.

I demand fresh DEPENDS.

For I have pooped my pants.

staff@rotten.com

From: francezero [Jean]
Date: 1-May-2009 09:22

Do it! Do it! Do it! And show us the pictures!

From: skullfucker [NORACE LIVES!]
Date: 1-May-2009 10:03

Gargoyle, how many trolls do you have?

From: krushed
Date: 1-May-2009 10:06



I love Canada. We even have a pot leaf on our flag. Some people think is
a tree leaf. Its not a tree leaf its pot. I know because it looks just like the pot I buy from my dealer. puff puff pass.

From: tetheredgoat [tetheredgoat]
Date: 1-May-2009 10:09

From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 1-May-2009 05:18

I am also infected. The end is near.
---
I take Bennetdryl when I have a nasty virus:

From: krushed
Date: 1-May-2009 10:10

You guys are boring and old. Im going to the beach.
Canada has the best beaches


From: tetheredgoat [tetheredgoat]
Date: 1-May-2009 10:14

She wasn't a virgin when I found her, but I still felt better the next day.

From: asshollius [ikthool]
Date: 1-May-2009 10:29

It's a good thing I don't need to leave the house today.

Mrs. Holius stopped doing the laundry so I'm sitting here wearing a fucking curtain.

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 1-May-2009 10:35

ARE YOU A GAY POLICEMAN? THEN NOW, MORE THAN EVER, YOU CAN BE EVEN GAYER!


From: eatsmetroll [troll]
Date: 1-May-2009 10:36

Troll! Where my money? I troll you long time joe. See. I make idiot troll and
name it Kushed.

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From: kushed
Date: 1-May-2009 01:25

You an older guy cracker? You may know the answer to this one. How much weed is a lid?

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You owe me fie dolla troll.

From: eatsmetroll [troll]
Date: 1-May-2009 10:55

You no pay I wreck every thread. Many many posts. rots of smirey faces, rots of scrolling.
You pay now!

From: tetheredgoat [tetheredgoat]
Date: 1-May-2009 10:56

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 1-May-2009 10:35

ARE YOU A GAY POLICEMAN? THEN NOW, MORE THAN EVER, YOU CAN BE EVEN GAYER!
---
Gayer than playing 'chocolate-nightstick' in the back of a party van?

From: gargoyie1
Date: 1-May-2009 11:00

lmfao at troll and his chinese troll rofllmfao ahahahahahaha

From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 1-May-2009 11:01

eatsme,

I said 5 cents per post, provided that the posts meet my quality requirements.

You have a ways to go before you hit $5.

From: constipation [theory]
Date: 1-May-2009 11:05

My freind duder iss getting email abt this trolll prolbem rite now . you fuckin trolls are in trouble . i have levell 29 rottne cookie power . DUder will clean hous beauase I say SO. YOU trolls keep it up annd Ill call people i no that are in charge of the internetand you will be so sorry !!

MTC

From: eatsmetroll [troll]
Date: 1-May-2009 11:09

more posts. ok joe. Chang need money. already sell liver for 3 dollar.

From: eatsmetroll [troll]
Date: 1-May-2009 11:12

From: gargoyie1
Date: 1-May-2009 11:00

lmfao at troll and his chinese troll rofllmfao ahahahahahaha

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You! you no raff at chinese.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 1-May-2009 11:12

A lid is one ounce -- used to go for 10 bucks, hence a "dime bag"

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 1-May-2009 11:20

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 1-May-2009 11:12

A lid is one ounce -- used to go for 10 bucks, hence a "dime bag"


Go to hell, bitch. You don't define the dialog here.

From: asshollius [ikthool]
Date: 1-May-2009 11:25

Shit, this gin is running out faster than I expected.

How am I going to go to the liquor store wearing a fucking curtain?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 1-May-2009 11:33

Say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 1-May-2009 11:34

wow, someone has waaaayyyy too much time on their hands.

maybe you should be picking up trash on the highway and be part of the solution instead of being part of the problem.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 1-May-2009 11:37

I was just about to say the same STFU, either we have one very busy retard with too much spare time or a conglomeration of cretins gathered together and grooving.

From: constipation [theory]
Date: 1-May-2009 11:46

assholluis i just send my grand dauhter with a note and a extra 20 bucks . No problemm .

From: krushed
Date: 1-May-2009 11:48

why don't you all go complain to Duder? bunch of complainers. we don't have complainers in Canada.
This is boring.

From: slfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 1-May-2009 11:50

What if the itsmetroll was serious when he said he was paying Chinamen to troll this place?

I've read that they have businesses over there that employ people to play online games for hours on end in order to sell game money for real cash. Maybe they do trolling as well.

From: kurekuretekora [oldgit]
Date: 1-May-2009 11:57

That's a scary thought, STFU.



If we're facing an army of Chinese trolls I think we're finished.

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 1-May-2009 12:05

slfu?

cmon, youre not even trying, douchebag.

From: moty [Dawn Davenport]
Date: 1-May-2009 12:12

Hi guys and trolls. Happy Friday!

I thought you all made up your own trolls just to be funny. Not to be mean and rude like the one who says Ikthool beats his wife and stuff.

Monty Python is kinda funny once you figure out what they're saying. My grandma had some British TV show on tape and it was about a hotel. I think somebody from Monty Python was in it. She used to laugh and none of us kids really got it.

From:
Date: 1-May-2009 12:13

...and some have the nerve to call ME a troll!

This place sucks. I suggest we burn the virgin (should burn well in his furry suit) and see if it gets any better.

From:
Date: 1-May-2009 12:14

That's Fawlty Towers with John Cleese, molty.

From: absinetheredux [Green Death]
Date: 1-May-2009 12:18

"maybe you should be picking up trash on the highway and be part of the solution instead of being part of the problem."

Thus spake stfu.

The imbecile who converses with trolls, only when he is not busy complaining about trolls.

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you.

From: eatsmetroll [troll]
Date: 1-May-2009 12:21

HA ! We china peoples all look same same to white round eye devils.
You no can tell how large Peoples Revolutionary Troll Army is.

From:
Date: 1-May-2009 12:24

I doubt that the real GD would cite Nietzsche, seen the quote "Wenn du zum Weibe gehst, vergiß die Peitsche nicht." (Yeah, he said a lot on longer days).

From: roswellmilitia [part-time help of wits = full time help of halfwits]
Date: 1-May-2009 12:25

Haven't heard from Abyss in several weeks now. Looking forward to him posting again.


From: sp00k
Date: 1-May-2009 12:44

LOL - GF has a tummy ache. She's convinced its the swine flu

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 5-May-2009 16:24

well for God sakes this only adds to my density..
I goes and pours my heart out in the first thread thinkin it was the
ffa and it takes stud to tell me its now the last thread.

now see...theres one more thing to add to my list I had in the
first ffa

seems to me you all should know by now how I get these ffa's mixed up
holy hell I get mad at myself.
anyway thanks to studger I'm where I'm supposed to be and thanks stud..
I always said you're a doll ;)

Updated: 5-May-2009 16:26
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