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Gagged
San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: rslip
"He would not say what the object was."
Read article... Comments (28)

From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2007 15:55

Wanna bet it was his dick?

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 16:00

Hahaha, they removed it later, so I hope for him it wasn't.

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 16:41

It's nice to finally see a case where both the father and mother live at home. Much better for the baby.


From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 16:43

I'm opting out of the "He would not say what the object was," jokes.

Call me a Rotten pussy. I don't care.

From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 17:27

Rotten pussy...takes me back to a cold night in February 1978, being in that car, in front of the church I was married in (to another) the next day.

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 17:33

well-they obviouslyknow fut the implement was-he might not be spewing but someone certainly could yip up and satisfy the curious cat. capital douchebaggery in any event-

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:33



our cats are not so much curious as stupid and impervious.

out through the night and the whispering breezes
to the place where they keep the imaginary diseases.

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:34

Day-um, mike. I'm eating supper here!

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:37


From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:39


From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:40


From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:49

and now, more kitty p0rn


From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:50


From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2007 19:34

Hue, what happens if the dog has a flat?

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 19:49

He'd have to use his face to scoot his butt along the carpet, maybe.

From: thegoddesofwine [Denise Mercado]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 20:27

ewwwww Rotten pus. ewwwwww nasty!




thats for the poor doggie!



From: redrum4all [Perhaps it's a result of anxiety...]
Date: 21-Dec-2007 08:36

Fuck you, mikeisgreen

that pic was way too much for such sensitive personalities as ours






I mean, how do you cultivate that many warts? Lots o' fuckin? Does it spread like that?







What if you scraped them all of with a knife and ate them like cottage cheese?

If I could would you?

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 21-Dec-2007 11:03

dem warts could feed a villiage-waste not wart not



umm-pakul-ha ye dug up fut was shoved down this bairns gob yet?

no slackin-eh

at least a pic o cheeses blessing the gagging object or sommit

From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 21-Dec-2007 11:27

just another single mom with no brains. just because you can procreate, means you should. a child needs two loving parents. not a teen mom with no income and no brains.

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 21-Dec-2007 20:01

He stuck WHAT in that baby's mouf? Well Shit!
Poor baby, but really, who gives a.....CRAP!?

From: mingemeister [Dick DeGirth]
Date: 21-Dec-2007 20:17

He was trying to " Supersoak that ho".

I'll bet Tania Rose is Swahili for princess or some shit.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 22-Dec-2007 04:47

Poor little darling, it seems like either the police or the media is attempting to prevent further indignities by keeping mum about the vibrator in her throat. If it were the remote for the DVD player, they would have told.

Dead baby jokes anyone?

I need some fresh ones please. That would be warm and crackling Christmas-y.

From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 22-Dec-2007 07:57

Bella, just for you, feliz navidad!

http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/introduction.htm

About the poor munchkin in the story, why didn't the family remove the object if the kid couldn't breathe, rather than leave it there for paramedics to find?

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 22-Dec-2007 11:31

musta been lodged good and tight-and deep.

poor wee bugger

or

lucky lil shit-can't decide..hmm

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 26-Dec-2007 20:53

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Updated: 26-Dec-2007 20:54
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