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How many times can you rob the same bank in one week?
AP | Submitted by: Caroline
"A man held up two banks on a street near his home four times in the last week, including one of the banks twice in one day, before he was arrested on Tuesday apparently while on his way to make another illegal withdrawal..."
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From: doczzz [dwarf fusion]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 15:50

What a fucking stupid ass fucktard n¡ggercunt shitforbrains honkybeyotch.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2007 15:57

Some people just don't get it do they?

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 16:03

"Each robbery netted between $450 and $3,500"

No wonder that he had to return so often.

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 16:45

OK, doczzz .. are you referring to the perp or the people who finally caught him?

Guy walks down to a bank and robs it on Friday morning, walks down to another bank and robs it Saturday, walks down to a third bank on Monday morning and robs it, then returns Monday afternoon and robs it again, and they FINALLY catch him walking down to a bank on Tuesday?

Seems odd to me that they caught this criminal mastermind at all.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 16:51

LOL, Doc! I'll have to remember that line for when I see my Family on Christmas. :-)

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Why are people with functional IQ's of 25 or less allowed to wander about unsupervised?

From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 17:30

Well, maybe he was smart enough to walk home and change clothes after each with drawl.

From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 17:57

Four times.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:26

How do you rob a bank twice in a day? Wouldn't there be a grip of cops everywhere for the duration of the business day after a robbery?

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:27

and now, more hot baby-on-titty action


From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:30

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:26

How do you rob a bank twice in a day? Wouldn't there be a grip of cops everywhere for the duration of the business day after a robbery?


...

Well, as doczz said, he was just a dumb white guy in Brooklyn doing the best he can with what he has.



Now stifle yerself!

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:54

Hue: I really don't wanna be Rob Reiner.

Can't I be someone less annoying, like killbill?

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:55

You know what's really fucked? A 23 year old watches All in the Family of his own free will on Nick at Nite.

You know what's even more fucked?

I'm admitting to it.

(at least I didn't mention watching golden girls and enjoying it)

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:56

Oh...shit.

I probably shouldn't have said that last parenthetical.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 19:14

ABC, you're a closet 'Full House' fan aren't you? You actually sit
in your closet and watch 'Full House' while listening to the soothing,
cool tunes of Barry Manilow?


At the coca, cocacabana...

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 19:18

I like 'Are you Being Served' better.

"Mr. Humphries, are you free?"

"I'm freeeeeee!"

And Slocombe's hair was always awesome.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2007 19:37

I used to watch "Are you being served", it's funny. Brit humor just isn't for most americans, they don't get it.

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 20:05

was always more of a Fawlty Towers fan myself. And Blackadder, of course.

Watched the first ten minutes of Mr Bean's Holiday and couldn't watch any more of it. Nothing like his wonderful show used to be.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2007 20:19

I actually have the Fawlty Towers DVD set, Basil!

I remember when Monty Python first came to the states on PBS. On friday night, I'd get loaded, watch python then go to work. Strangely, Python made sense when I was that drunk. Work didn't though.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2007 20:19

Never liked Mr. Bean all that much, but Black Adder was a riot.

From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 20:55

This dummard shits too close to the door.

From: bubbavirus [www.dogbomb.co.uk]
Date: 21-Dec-2007 06:02

Darwin culls another loser from the Earth.

From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 21-Dec-2007 20:35

I have the Fawlty Towers DVD set, too. I never watched "Are You Being Served" very much. I thought it was tedious and seldom amusing.

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 21-Dec-2007 21:10

Coulda sworn I saw this exact criminal plot on a tv show, but what was it?

Oh I remember now, Futurama:


Roberto: Hi, Red!
Fry: (scared) Roberto! W-What are you doing here??
Roberto: I got busted robbing that bank again.
Fry: W-why would you hold up the same bank twice??
Roberto: Ah, that first time was just to shake up the joint and rob it a little...

From: caste [caste]
Date: 22-Dec-2007 04:20

Orco dio, there is more shit in there than in the Italian parliament!

From: caste [caste]
Date: 22-Dec-2007 04:23

Wrong fucking thread - please excuse this dumb dago.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 22-Dec-2007 05:09

Mr. Bean, Fawlty Towers, Are You Being Served, Blackadder, etc are FABULOUS!

Except for Benny Hill, I adore British comedy. Benny Hill is just stupid.

Rowan Atkinson's stand up bit, "Fatal Beatings"......
http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=cBc3TsHiunU

So very Merry Christmas-y!

From: loveto [Jill Awf]
Date: 22-Dec-2007 08:47

The Blackadder Xmas special was far funnier than any of the Mr. Bean stuff. In fact, Mr Bean is inferior. Overall.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Dec-2007 08:48

Benny Hill was good for T&A, specially if you were an early 20's horny male.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 22-Dec-2007 14:47

Oi! I got me finger stuck in me bum!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Dec-2007 19:16

I don't want to know ABC

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 22-Dec-2007 23:38

Gargle: It's an old Beavis and Butthead gag, there was a British show they watched in the 'Choke' episiode where a Benny Hill clone had his finger stuck in his ass.

Although this one time when I was 14...

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 23-Dec-2007 08:56

"Good Neighbors" "To the Manner Born" "Fawalty Towers" "Monty Python" and the cult of all cult series from England "Dr Who (Tom Baker)"

And finally who else out there watched "Burke's Seven" I had the hots for Servaland!

From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 23-Dec-2007 12:02

Here's where he got the idea from:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyQO6Q5hmsE


From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 23-Dec-2007 12:08

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 23-Dec-2007 08:56


And finally who else out there watched "Burke's Seven" I had the hots for Servaland!

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You mean "Blake's Seven" and Servalan.


From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 26-Dec-2007 20:53

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Updated: 26-Dec-2007 20:54
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