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Pigeon Man Dead
Chicago Tribune | Submitted by: scarred 4 life
"Zeman used to sit for hours on a fire hydrant near Lawrence and Western Avenues with dozens of pigeons perched on his head, shoulders and legs."
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From: retardedmonkey
[ISeeYouWhenYouSleep]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 16:25
yeah WTF, this is a shitty thing. Now if it had said bunny man dead, well then yeah jump for joy because frankly no one likes you DD. We all think you are a bunny loving racist fag, you bunny loving racist fag! honestly tho' the guy sounds like he actually cared for them and it sounds like the asshat who hit him probably would have run anyone over, senile old man or not.
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 16:47
The perp was "Dog Man", and pigeon man was hogging up his favorite hydrant.
From: andrewthegreat
[Cymru am byth]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 17:29
"Zeman used to sit for hours on a fire hydrant near Lawrence and Western Avenues with dozens of pigeons perched on his head, shoulders and legs." He must have liked being covered in pigeon shit. Pigeons = rats with wings.
From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 17:32
My parrot can't burp but it sure can shit !
From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:04
Sounds somewhat aqualungish,only retarded. Wonder if he hummed dee dee dee dee while being shit on?
From: bgolds
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:06
...The driver of the van, a Chicago man, 68, was ticketed for striking a pedestrian in the roadway/failure to exercise due care, negligent driving and driving an unsafe vehicle, Baio said.... Any younger driver would be charged with vehicular manslaughter. He would also have been NAMED in the article. It pisses me off that old people who have traffic accidents that result in fatalities face far less punishment than their younger counterparts.
From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:07
Pigeons are like seagulls I guess. They shit on every thing around here. Kill them all.
From: andrewthegreat
[Cymru am byth]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 18:36
In London pigeon feeding is banned. And the pigeons starve to death. "Vigil for square's 'dead pigeons'" http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7149362.stm A group fighting to save the remaining pigeons in Trafalgar Square has held a candlelight vigil for the 2,500 birds it claims have starved to death. Earlier this month, the Pigeon Action Group (PAG) said post-mortem tests showed the animals were starving. It said a ban on feeding the pigeons, introduced by London Mayor Ken Livingstone in 2003, was to blame. A spokesman for the Greater London Authority (GLA) said measures to reduce pigeon numbers were humane. PAG held the vigil on the north terrace of the square on Tuesday lighting candles for the 2,500 birds it claims have starved to death.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2007 19:41
I ran over a pigeon once. Stupid fucker just stood there in the road looking at me approaching at 30mph ( or so ) and I couldn't change lanes because of traffic. It went under the right wheels, just sorta squished all over, no thump even. I looked back in the mirror and all I saw was a few feathers floating down and a pinkish smear on the road. How damn dumb can you get? It could have flown off before I ran it down, but no, it just stood there watching as I made it into a road pattie.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 20:16
I was driving on the highway today and noticed this really long red stain that went for ~1 mile. I don't think it was a pigeon. Most likely a tractor trailer hit a deer and the deer got caught up in the under-carriage, it went along for the ride until it was smeared burger.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2007 20:20
I've seen those before Eggsy, quite a mess. We hit a cow once, with a 64 olds delta 88. Killed the car and the cow. I hated to see that car die.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 21:19
OLd man was having the time of his life being reamed up the ass by a fire hydrant and letting the squabs shit all over his head everyday. Weird fetish.
From: scarred4life
[not my name]
Date: 20-Dec-2007 21:44
Pigeons are doves, that is, they're in the same family. I like pigeons. They're sweet animals and good parents and they mate for life too. If water is available, they love to bathe every day several times a day. The fathers take a very active part in the family including they sit on the eggs and feed the babies. Also, it's the father pigeon who teaches the young ones to fly and other things. A pet pigeon that's being well fed and kept safe can live thirty years. A pigeon in the city lives about three years because they're all basically starving. It's too bad some humane measure of population control can't be found. Starving them is not humane. Meanwhile, how quickly we forget how pigeons helped us in past wars. There's quite a few were buried with honors including a twenty one gun salute.
From: sp00k
Date: 21-Dec-2007 09:53
The driver of the van, a Chicago man, 68, was ticketed for striking a pedestrian in the roadway/failure to exercise due care, negligent driving and driving an unsafe vehicle.....and killing a crazy fuck.
From: sp00k
Date: 21-Dec-2007 09:58
 Seagull vs 90 mph fastball. (I know its old and has nothing to do with the story, but I like it. So fuck off)
From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 21-Dec-2007 10:49
Reminds me of this: http://effectmeasure.blogspot.com/2005/11/poisoning-pigeons-in-park-tra-la.html
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 21-Dec-2007 11:35
sit for hours on a fire hydrant... ...AND NOT ONE FIREMAN WOULD TOUCH THAT HYDRANT WITH A 24" SPANNER.
From: dairyrotten [Dairy Rotten]
Date: 21-Dec-2007 18:52
Maybe a Tesla wannabe.. Search him for any death ray device, power broadcasting, or other cool stuff.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 21-Dec-2007 20:06
Just think what would have happened if it had been bats. Why, he caould have been called the bat man of the fire plug. But really.... WHO gives a SHIT!
From: sp00k
Date: 22-Dec-2007 00:34
 The crazy old bastard let disease carrying mite infested flying rats crawl & crap over him. Sounds like he got lucky and died quickly
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 22-Dec-2007 05:21
Apparently pigeons don't carry too many illnesses or the old man would have been infected years ago. Can anyone tell me what sort of diseases they carry that are dangerous to humans? Seems to me they are more nuisance than anything else or we'd have a lot more problems living with them so closely. I could be wrong about it, but I don't think many pigeon-born ailments are treated each year in the US. And yes, they are in the same family as doves and also edible. Christmas-y little rascals if you ask me.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Dec-2007 08:51
dikwitha, bats are cool, they eat their weight in bugs every night. I always wanted to put up a bat house so they'd live nearby. When I was younger there was an albino bat lived near the city park. You could see it really well when it'd fly out, as it was white instead of dark brown.
From: evangelicide [Oderint Dum Metuant]
Date: 22-Dec-2007 16:48
When he got hit, do you suppose feathers went flying everywhere? That would have been hilarious...
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 22-Dec-2007 18:39
BATS!.. "Bats are Creepy! Bats are Scarey! Bats do not seem sanitary!" "Bats in cold dark caves keep cozy, Bats remind us of Lugosi!" "Bats are guided by their Radar, & Bats by BatMan uninpressed are!" So,there! I'm really wasted, thanx to a vist from my next-door neighbor. I will NOT operate a Motor-Vehicle tonite. Happy Rama-Hanna-Kwaanz-Mas to all!! Your ever-lovin' ELFBOY!!
Updated: 26-Dec-2007 20:55
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