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A Cowardly Plan
KUSA-TV 9 Denver | Submitted by: smoke
Wife says: "If I ever believed you deserved to be dead, I would at least have had the balls to kill you myself." Hubby gets prison for hiring hit man to kill wifey.
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:40
What a lowlife pile of dung. Kinda cool the broad snuffed her supposed killer though. Hope the ex hubby enjoys being hit on in prison.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:42
This bitch got some serious balls......sure she's fucking hideous, but I'd give her a mercy fuck just for her sheer table-turning skills! Go get 'em baby! 
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:56
If you want the job done right.........  ^^ Boy if you ask me, the husband doesn't look to remorseful.
From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:59
at least the hubby doesn't ever have to worry about her wanting conjugal visits!
From: laurindak
[Laurinda]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:01
"Susan Kuhnhausen fought off the hit man and actually strangled the attacker with her bare hands killing him." **** WOW good for her!
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:03
I wanna throw this woman a party!!! Way to go sistah emergency room RN!! Fucked that man up BAD! And I want to celebrate! Oh and I have been cheated. We have NEVER had a self defense classes taught in our ED.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:08
Oops! My bad!! Having taken a closer look at the picture........ I realized "to" was suppose to be spelled "too".
From: sirmalek [greatmalek]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:19
"I yelled who sent you here, yelled again, who sent you here?" asked Kuhnhausen. that bitch saw to many mafia movies
From: slyslick [andwicked]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:47
He should go ahead and cut his own balls off, because when he gets to prison and everybody finds out the particulars of his case, he's gonna be everybody's bitch
From: conpassage [petit con]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 16:03
Impressive woman. Emergency room nurses generally rock, in my experience. The article reads like it was written by a 10 year old, however. What's happening to journalistic standards?
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 16:36
dammit to hell. my post got filtered. Anyway I say "yahoo girlfriend" and I want to throw her a HUGE party! Way to go my sistah emergency department RN. we'll see if this one makes it.
From: shanon [shanon]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 18:40
Yeah, you go girl!However, its a depressing situation when someone you once loved would place harm on someone like that.He wasnt a real man or he would have done the job himself.That or he hated the the guy who got murdered more.Who was actually set up to die here?the wife or the hitman?
From: toddsputnik
[todd sputnik LLC]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 18:55
"I hurt a lot of people over the last year and I'm sorry. That's all I can say, I'm sorry," said Michael Kuhnhausen ... After laughing at that statement, Susan Kuhnhausen began to cry." The tough full-faced wife, pitbull survivor killer, is vulnerable.
From: special [come back, you pansy!]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:18
This is ancient news. How does the sentencing phase of an old rotten story get to be rotten? It's been done already!
From: unmourned
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:19
Actually, hiring a hit-man wasn't a bad idea. At least then he has an alibi, and can say he was elsewhere during the attack. Most of the criminals he'll be locked up with can tell you that, but the ones who don't will fuck his mudhole dry. And that's why you should never hire a junkie to do any kind of job. Any kind.
From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:12
Any question about who has the balls in this family?
From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:14
I think he's gonna think of prison like a vacation, but not a good as the one he would have had if his plan had worked.
From: peewee [Blarghhhh!]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:28
Anyone else notice that she said, "If I ever thought you deserved to die I would have the balls to do it myself," not, "If it was me I would have had the balls to do it myself,"? Sounds like she's going to break into the prison and fucking kill him, which would be kick ass. Maybe she's still making up her mind whether or not he deserves it. lol
From: anaisnun [Anais Nun]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:44
*Vigilante Bitch, OREGON STYLE* Yes. That's right. All us Oregon bitches can handle it just fine when ya call us ugly. But if you wanna tangle, you gonna dieeee!!! Aiy aiy yiiii! Ya want a stick with fake tits, go to LA. Our great grandmothers got to Oregon in covered wagons while simulaneously giving birth and shootin' bears, whaddaya expect? I'm a proud Oregon tuffuznails Whoaaman! She's uglier than me but this mama commands maximum respect. I'd drive the hour to Portland to buy her a beer if I knew which tavern she drank at. Aiy aiy aiiii! REBEL PUSSY YELL!!!
From: flyndaran [Patrick]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 03:02
If any of you do "hit it", then you damn well better make sure she finishes. In a room with a woman victimized, blooded, AND horny is not my idea of safe living.
From: jarhead74 [k-bar]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 03:31
Why do most men men die before their wives?... Because God is merciful.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 03:55
Because men are more likely than women to die from violent causes, like gunfire, war, etc. Barring those causes, men live just as long as women.
From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 13-Sep-2007 06:06
Excerpt from the encounter between the ballsy woman and the inept hit man: "Are you really this bad a hit man?" "No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night." *strangling, gurgling hitman death ensues* This is an old story. I remember it well. This bitch knows if you want something done right, do it yourself.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 06:08
As Head Bitch In Charge of the Vigilante Bitch Squad, I hereby invite Susan Kuhnhausen to join our hallowed ranks. Bring that hammer, sister, I like your style! Sincerely, Ciaochowbella HBIC/VBS
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 06:14
Studgerbil, there was a study done in the 90's to see if women truly did outlive men. Cloistered groups were compared. Women do live about 10 years longer than men. The theory of the biological basis for this is that grandmothers are more important in the rearing of offspring than grandfathers. Apparently, testosterone is also hard on a body and since men produce more of that than women, this is the mechanism that induces men to 'wear out' quicker than men. I believe Desmond Morris did the study....let me see if I can find it....
From: kwijibo
[A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 07:12
Women don't have balls. A woman will never have balls. In that sense, she's just like her husband. A man can lack balls but a woman can never have balls of her own. A woman's desire to have balls is validation of just how powerful they are when you have a set of your own. If I had to live with that fat beast I'd probably try to get rid of her, too. The tragedy here is that she probably started out with a nice build when she was younger. My how the husband must have felt cheated for the last several years as she got bigger and bigger and bigger. His princess turned into a cow, his maiden into a sow.
From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 07:27
She looks like one of those East German Stasi prison guards...name fits, too. Don't for a second believe that story about the carpenter father / self defense BS...pure Stasi interrogation M.O. Has anyone done a deep-background check on her? Could be a 'sleeper'.
From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 08:13
Kwijibo, Id like ringside seats watching You read that little rant to her, and I would shake my head in sorrow when she has her huge man hands around your scrawny neck, wringing the life out of You like some oversized chicken!
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 08:36
"If I ever believed you deserved to be dead, I would at least have had the balls to kill you myself," declared Kuhnhausen. ++++++++++++++++++++ Yeah, well after seeing what you did to the hitman it turned out that discretion was the better part of valor. I wouldn't want any part of trying to kill her, it's hazardous and she apparently doesn't have an "Off" switch.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 10:53
I doubt this woman was ever small (weight wise). She looks big boned and stocky. She was probably on the men's wrestling team or rugby team back in her high school days. Not a girl to piss off. ................. From: kwijibo [A fat, balding north-american ape] Date: 13-Sep-2007 07:12 Women don't have balls. A woman will never have balls. In that sense, she's just like her husband. A man can lack balls but a woman can never have balls of her own. A woman's desire to have balls is validation of just how powerful they are when you have a set of your own. If I had to live with that fat beast I'd probably try to get rid of her, too. The tragedy here is that she probably started out with a nice build when she was younger. My how the husband must have felt cheated for the last several years as she got bigger and bigger and bigger. His princess turned into a cow, his maiden into a sow.
From: draya [A Closed Mouth Gathers No Foot]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 11:11
I want to hire this woman as my personal bodyguard! This chick ain't nobody's victim! Too bad she married a cowardly, gutless wussy.
From: kwijibo
[A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 11:37
The ED nurses I've ever met (maybe a dozen?) have not been fatties. Maybe a little Rubens-esque but not morbidly obese like miss thing here. He shoulda used a damn pipe. If she tried to grab that she'd break her arm. Too late now. He got pwned.
From: okshunalljeanyes [Sometimes Not]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:09
I call bullshit on this...The hit man took one look at her and died of a heart attack. She choked him post mortem for bragging rights.
From: shanon [shanon]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 17:39
There is no excuse for leaving your spouse if they gain weight etc. I dont give a shit what sex you are if it was the body alone that got you hitched there is a problem.You can be drop dead beautifull and farm hick inbreed dumb and all you are gonna get asked is to suck off a dick not receive a diamond engagement ring.Bottom line in the end is a mentally pleasing person who started off being good to look at and fun to be with that you marry.Things change between people after years, you either grow apart or grow into each other. There is no excuse to betray someone you loved and set them up to be murdered. That is a act that is the most rotten and hard to fathom and the pain from feeling broken hearted is the worst betrayal.I think everyone of us has had our heart broken in one aspect or the other and that is one reason why we congrigate here over other sites.We have lived through rotten things and like to see it when something rotten happens to others.Some of us think that we are rotten pros.We are not victims anymore of what has pained us we find the comfort of lifes horrible and laugh on inspite of the past.
From: johnq [Poster]
Date: 14-Sep-2007 08:23
Ooh.. ooh... Let me try, Let me try... This is what happens when you bring a Skinney Crack-Head to a Fat Bitch fight.
From: revolver44 [Revolver44]
Date: 14-Sep-2007 09:25
"Edward Dalton Haffey, the would be assassin, worked as a custodian under Michael James Kuhnhausen at an adult video store, according an affidavit filed by the Multnomah County District Attorney's office." His job title must have been "jizz mopper". http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,214120,00.html
Updated: 17-Sep-2007 14:56
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