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Father of All Bombs
News Corporation | Submitted by: DysonPubes
"Russia has tested the world's most powerful vacuum bomb, which unleashes a destructive shockwave with the power of a nuclear blast but which it says is much more environmentally friendly."
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From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:22

A 'green' bomb, how nice. Good try, Putin, you ratfuck, but Russia's lost its edge.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:28

Vacuum bombs suck ass.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:28

You're gonna die, son.

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:29

At least it won't contaminate our precious bodily fluids.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:32

Sure as hell wouldn't want to empty that bag.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:33

Bet they find some perv trying to stick his dick in it.

From: sp00k
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:35



Portable version

From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:42

Environmentally friendly bomb, is that anything like healthy fast food?

Putin needs an atomic enema

From: sp00k
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:46

Russian technology - It's probably 10 tons of compressed cow shit and fuel oil.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:51

Floridation of water Mandrake.




So droll...an environmentally sound hydrogen bomb; you gotta love it.
Destroys absolutely fucking everything.......but harms not the whales!

Two legs bad; four legs good.


Russia is doing quite well economically actually, especially with the high oil prices and their squeezing of the former PACT countries....some analysts in the West (alarmists in my opinion) are crowing about a possible new arms escalation..given NATO expansion and the proposed missle shield.

From: alien [intheouthouse]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:59

"Russia is not unleashing a new arms race."

Yes, you are.

Their entire economy is equivalent to a single US state. (New Jersey the last
time I checked. Compare that to the size of Russia Territory... and you'll
die laughing.

This ain't 1980, you silly Russkies.

Ironically, people will still talk about the US as the Arms Race Aggressor.
LOL; Russia will just get stomped again.

Thanks for the incentive, world. You thought the US was big\aggressive?
Just wait.

The only thing Russians are good at is being an aggressor, killer, and
fucking technology THIEF.

From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:04

aw, how sweet...they got a big bomb.
We still have our nukes...and for another year, a nutjob in office who would actually use them if he felt sufficiently threatened! (and he'd even dig up Slim Pickens and strap his corpse to the first nuke headed to Russia!)

From: sp00k
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:05

vacuum bomb - Perfect name. Their military sucks.

From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:06

well thank goodness they are at least someone is thinking of our environment.
I hope Al Gore is happy, the polar bears will be spared!

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:06

Fuck the west, fuck NATO fuck globalization and most of all fuck this ratfuck, buttfuck ass phony shitless establishment known as USA! Gooo Putin! Don't let these full of piss and shit jerkoffs dictate how you should run your country! They had their chance they got too greedy and stupid.

From: alien [intheouthouse]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:07

"So droll...an environmentally sound hydrogen bomb; you gotta love it. "

LOL, come on DD. Isn't that a bit drastic?

Hiroshima and Nagasaki were nothing, and even they (not even fusion, but
fission) were still AT LEAST 270X more powerful as 12 kiloton +.

It's just 44 tons of dynamite. 44. No kilo. Just 44.

Fisson nukes are (roughly) from about 1 thousand tons to 10 million tons, and
fusion are about 10 million tons to 50 million tons in yield.

Fuck, fusion is limitless. You could make gigatons if you wanted.

I can't believe they are comparing it to nuclear.
That is pathetic drama.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:09

Oh no my friends this won't be like 1985...today's people are a lot less entrusting as they damn well should be.

From: elegy [Seth]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:14

"Russian technology - It's probably 10 tons of compressed cow shit and fuel oil. "
------

Mmm, the Russians have always built monstrosities in military hardware. They frequently have the biggest rockets, planes, etc. It's what they're good at. "Let's build it bigger, Jakov!"

As for subtle, refined, elegent systems, they suck. It's bigger or nothing, thats how they get around design problems.

Besides, these types of bombs are pretty low tech.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:14

Facts are fact..the Russians have kept their part of the deal but here come the greedy cowboy with his usual twisted sense of belonging thinking they have some sort of special privileges and everybody needing their "protection and crockamania politics", fuck you yanks!, you've had your chance you blew it. Time to move over and make room for someone more competent.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:16

I can't wait until they evaporate their Muslims.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:22

Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

From: auldrone [Auldrone]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:23

I can't wait until they evaporate our Detroit.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:25

From: alien [intheouthouse]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:07

"So droll...an environmentally sound hydrogen bomb; you gotta love it. "

LOL, come on DD. Isn't that a bit drastic?

-----------------------

Some young man needs a 'recognition of sarcasm' seminar!

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:36

Do you know why I only drink rain water and pure grain alcohol?


From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:39

...I can't wait until they evaporate our Detroit. ...

It would be no great loss.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:40

Gentlemen....you can't fight in here; this is the WAR ROOM!





Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?

From: alien [intheouthouse]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:48

"Some young man needs a 'recognition of sarcasm' seminar!"

I'll be honest DD... I don't understand most of what you say.
I had to look up 'droll' when you first used it.
So give me some slack!

If only we could post with prosody!
God damn . ! ? ain't enough.

And duder took are fucking font tags.
Dammit.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:50

DD, I love that movie, Sellers was brilliant.

From: sp00k
Date: 12-Sep-2007 16:03



Super secret hi-tech russian 'father of all bombs' delivery system - code name 'father of all sling-shots'.
Yep, looks like another arms race.

From: underchunders [Aloysius]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 16:13

OMFG, another arms race.

Next it will be China with the Chairman-of-all-Bombs. Then France will go and blow up the Pacific again with Le-Petomane-of-all-Bombs.
Who's gonna come out with the Mother-in-Law-of-all-Bombs?

It's all relative you see...

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 16:17

I drink plenty of water, but that's only because vodka is 60% H2O.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 16:19

DD, we were going to announce it on Monday.

You know how the premier loves surprises...

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 16:39

...ok now just where in all this...is SUPERIOR AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY?...can "someone" tell ME.. (esp with 7 years of a "WAR TIME republican, super ,hawk administration and AFTER 9 fucking 11..) WHERE IN THE FUCK is "OUR" vacuum cleaner bomb?...I wonder how many Generals have really got A SUPER Hard on for a sexy bomb like this...MORE FUNDING!...we don't want a "vacuum" bomb "G A P"... :(

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 16:40

my name is Col BAT GUANO,., :)

From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Sep-2007 16:51



General Turgidson

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 16:59

i wish we had president moxley?...instead of the current bozo...

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 17:03

"Who's gonna come out with the Mother-in-Law-of-all-Bombs?"

Judging from my mother-in-law, it's gonna be Israel. Italy is in that arms race, though.

And admit it, you've never seen me drink a glass of water.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Sep-2007 17:13

Norace, it's Merkin Muffly


From: alien [intheouthouse]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 17:18

norace, we've developed thermobaric (ie - vacuum bombs) weapons so thoroughly,
we've made grenades out of them, and we use them in Iraq\Afghanistan.

If that doesn't convince you: neutron bomb. It may be nuclear, but the
radiation is gone within a week, and minimal structural damage is done. Our
troops would move right into the houses, the government facilities, and
drink the fucking water. 'Superior' technology, as compared to Russia,
is 30 years old in the US... thank you very much!

All that vacuum bombs do, is just release a cloud (powder or liquid) of
explosives using an initial explosion, then ignites that cloud with a second
explosive. This produces a nice shockwave, and robs the environment of oxygen.
(eg - that's why it is called vacuum)

You can make your own vacuum bomb at home ffs.

The Russian FOAB probably uses a single stage, instead of two.

Here's the video of the 'amazing' bomb:
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/vacuum-bomb/vacuum-bomb-ushers-in-cold-war-20-299012.php

There is no 'technology advancement' involved beyond filling it with more
juice. That is all.

It's senseless other than 'one-upping' the US. I honestly doubt the US even
gives enough shit to notice it.

From: alien [intheouthouse]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 17:22

And remember... our MOAB is a 'bunker-buster' which penetrates concrete
reinforced bomb shelters. The Russian FOAB penetrates nothing.

It's fuckin useless.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 17:27

This story has video...




http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/09/12/wbomb112.xml

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 17:28

..whooa ...Very NICE post..i'm impressed...this reminded me of what the Japanese First suspected early after Hiroshima...That the Americans had dropped powered magnesium
clouds in the air over the city and then somehow detonated it...pipe dream huh?...i guess technology HAS improved
..and thanks alien...I'm PROUD OF my COUNTRY once more! ... :) PS how bout those paragraphs? i've been practicing.. :)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 17:48

..thanks gargoyle...that's a great name ...better than i remembered.. :)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 17:54

a "merkin" is a "fake hair piece, or wig" if you will, for a woman's pubic hair, i think..not much in demand now adays.. :)

From: grindbassist [Blasting for the devil]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 17:55

"The bomb is the latest in a series of new Russian weapons and policy moves as President Vladimir Putin tries to reassert Moscow's role on the international stage."

Sounds like Putin is pretty desperate.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 18:46

I remember reading about "DAISY CUTTERs" ..fuel air explosion bombs...some type used in Vietnam?...more advanced now?

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 18:49

If I was american, I'd seriously consider stopping to piss the whole rest of the world off. You can't even invade shitholes like Vietnam or Iraq.

It will always return to you. Idiots.

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 18:53

We know, dude, we *know*. But this cadre of maniacs installed this chimp-puppet in the Oval Office (I voted for Gore both times), then let NYC get the shit blasted out of it so that we could have a pretext for an oil war. We're workin' on it, OK?

Cue republitard firestorm, btw.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 18:57

..did i mention in Coconino County where i live...during the last "ELECTION"in 2004...George W, LOST..so don't blame me...

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:02

why can't alien write more posts like that last .ucking one.....

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:10

Just to not low-level me to the retarded state of KillNill, teratomarty, I confirm that I do not think all Americans are bad. Some are great, some are smart, some are cute (quite difficult to get laid though), but you let your automated voting system vote for a monkey. That's a little hard to accept. Twice. I also thought that Al is a great man, I'm convinced the whole planet would be a better place, had he gotten the job he was voted for.

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:20

What can I say? I was registered in NH in 2000, in MA in 2004, both places have stuck firmly to the incorruptible dot-the-dot pencil-and-paper ballot, and I've been agitating for campaign finance reform. It doesn't seem to amount to bullshit. I get depressed as we slide further over to the same oligarchy and cronyism that fucked the USSR, the land of my birth.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:29

I had no idea you were a Russky in the US, pardon me to say, I fucked a few of your girls, actually most were Ukranians, so not really Russians. Nice fucks though, but whatever.

Even though I hate the shit out of any religious person, I couldn't hurt one. What's all this religion, country thing about? We're suffocating ourselves, it doesn't matter where we get the cancer from.

Some idiots don't get it. Some do.

From: toddsputnik [todd sputnik LLC]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:32

"I get depressed as we slide further over to the same oligarchy and cronyism that fucked the USSR, the land of my birth."

He came from Russia,
Communist country of birth,
To live under Bush.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:36

Tera, this was a general complaint, I did not intend to insult you at all.

From: toddsputnik [todd sputnik LLC]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:40

"I had no idea you were a Russky in the US, pardon me to say, I fucked a few of your girls, actually most were Ukranians, so not really Russians. Nice fucks though, but whatever."

I had no idea,
that you were from Russian soil,
I fucked a few girls.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:42

Sput,

You're mixing yourself into a discussion you're not invited to. Are you lonely?

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:44

It's OK, Pilate, I know. I was just trying to assure you, and by extension the world at large, that all US citizens are not war-mongering idiots. I'm Moldovan, and by all means, fuck all the Ukrainian girls you want, I'm gay anyway so it's not like you're stealing them from me.

From: toddsputnik [todd sputnik LLC]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:48

"You're mixing yourself into a discussion you're not invited to. Are you lonely?"

You are not welcome,
to enter this discussion,
not lonely but bored.

From: static [arking quotes]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:48

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 18:57

..did i mention in Coconino County where i live...during the last "ELECTION"in 2004...George W, LOST..so don't blame me...

>>>>>>>
If Gore had carried his home state, do you really believe 9/11 wouldn't of happened. John F. Kerry is a metro-sexual. Have you listened to him and understood what he is saying? Yea I may be, in your world, a neocon, fascist, warmongering, piece of right wing sh-t, but as tortured as it may be, I can understand what W says. Saddam had to go, oil, OMG, checked yesterday was bumping $75.00 a barrel. WTF

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:53

When you have time, please explain to me how a man can be gay. I've partied probably on 500 pussies, whores and better-girls, I still go home and wank, sure, but how in hell can you do another guy? You have your own dick, for gods sake! My IQ has been tested around the 150's (ok 146) but I don't understand gay people, although I don't disrespect them (well, I do when I'm drunk but I'm an asshole when I am).

Pussy is the best thing this earth has ever offered, just better than red wine and strawberries!

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:57

Poor, retarded, lonesome static. It's because of you that 9/11's happen. Retarded little boy.

Being stupid and ignorant is too much at a time you know.

This said, I don't care that you kill all arabs, I'd only wish you'd include the jews.

From: static [arking quotes]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:01

I brought death to 3000 and growing people, amazing, never even realized it till now.

No wait I so lonely, please come back.

From: static [arking quotes]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:05

BTW 153 here.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:08

Well, you'll make that out with your maker, on your death bed. Tiny hint, it will be ugly.

From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:21

Here is the third-cousin-twice-removed of all bombs!





Surrender or you'll wish you had!

From: alien [intheouthouse]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:23

**** "why can't alien write more posts like that last .ucking one....."

Are you kidding? norace, I talk geeky shit all the time!

**** "When you have time, please explain to me how a man can be gay."

Because he fucking wants to be. That's all the fucking explaining
you need.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:24

I.m not sure if I;d hit it.

From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:31

I think it's amusing this anniversary week the way people carry on about the "3,000 dead" on 9/11. (Actually I think it was somewhat less, but close.) It's not the deaths we care about, it's that our pride was wounded, and we got scared. Throughout history frightened populations have done awful things, such as the racial discrimination in the post war South, and in South Africa, and the election of Hitler as Chancellor of Germany. So we have the current wars, and the "Patriot Act."

If you think 3,000 deaths were such a big deal consider that we murdered more babies than that on that same day in our abortuaries, and 3,000 more the next day, and the next day, and the next day, week after week, year after year right up until today. We are a culture fascinated with death, in love with it as the solution to a lot of problems.

We kill over 3,000 every three months on our streets and highways, and we don't care. At least not enough to enact serious penalties for drunk driving and vehicular homicide; don't care enough even to put serious requirements on getting a driver's license. It's just not a big deal, apparently, those 40,000 or so dead every year. We look at especially gory pictures on rotten.com and crack wise. So spare me the hand-wringing about the dead of 9/11. In the perspective of a society infatuated with death, they are small change.

From: peewee [Blarghhhh!]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:44

I tried to read the article but I kept getting distracted by that "live life to the fullest mortgage rate" ad or whatever it was #7 was milk a cow. WTF?

From: toddsputnik [todd sputnik LLC]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:47

"In the perspective of a society infatuated with death, they are small change."

In society,
infatuated with death,
they are statistics.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:54

hi static...my favorite Republican by the way, is Abraham Lincoln..but I'm just not too fond of the rest of the party , that's ALL.. :)

From: kwijibo [A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 21:44

That's ok. We in the USA have a better one.


From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 22:12

The Ruussian can't match out technology, so they make things bigger.

They did the same thing with giant doornobs.

And having learned of the wooden "missiles" the USSR used in parades, I doubt any body takes this very seriously.


>>>Saddam had to go, <<<

Why, we never stopped patrolling Iraq by air.
He didn't even control his own airspace after the first Gulf War.
He was no threat to us.
So now it's our job to save the Iraqi's from Iraqi's?

>>>There is something very sinister to my mind in this mesopotamian entanglement," Winston Churchill wrote his Prime Minister, David Lloyd George, in August 1920. "Week after week and month after month for a long time we shall have a continuance of this miserable, wasteful, sporadic warfare marked from time to time certainly by minor disasters and cuttings off of troops and agents, and very possibly attended by some very grave occurrence."<<<

Winston Churchill, 1921

Dick Cheyney, 1994-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BEsZMvrq-I

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 22:17

call me Jack .."women sense my power..yes..."...they want to STEAL my "essence" our.. precious "bodily fluids"..."Floridation".. Mandrake...It's a commie plot"...POE..OPE..EOP..OEP.. :).."We'llllllll..Meeetttt ..Againnnnnnn..

From: static [arking quotes]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 23:17

love my country, no not a rebupblian, wow rotten stuff, a democract is being pushed toward the insane "move on" group. Politics is pasionate and provaks deead disision.

I most believe in freedom. Allah how could I impose this upon 50 million people?

From: static [arking quotes]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 23:20

Had a couple bourbon and cokes, pardon my spelling.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 23:30

I don't think we're going to get along Static.

Mixing bourbon with coke is fucked up.

Unless it's not Jim Beam, then it was already junk.

From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 00:32

Been there done that!

Come on ppl who doesn't think their "COCK" ain't the biggest?

Come on even you silly ppl know I've got the biggest, hugest cock on this earth!

From: clenis [its ALL my fault]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 01:21

"Come on even you silly ppl know I've got the biggest, hugest cock on this earth!"

That's a pretty big claim to make without photographic evidence...

From: curtsibling [curt sibling]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 01:36

A gentleman earlier in this page noted that the Ivans had lost their edge.

Well, look at the Yanks - The can't even defeat a gang of illiterate Arabs.

You've all lost your edge...And don't get me started about the UK.

We are the biggest joke in the entire pack. Commie scum ruining our land.

PS
The myth that Putin and Bush are rivals is just that - A myth.
Both are playing the same game, while we all are hypnotised by MTV.

Wake up, Rotteneers!

From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 02:25

"That's a pretty big claim to make without photographic evidence..."
------------------

I don't need evidence just ask your girlfriend.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 02:44

"The can't even defeat a gang of illiterate Arabs."

Looks like someone has illiterate issues of their own.


"We are the biggest joke in the entire pack. Commie scum ruining our land.

PS
The myth that Putin and Bush are rivals is just that - A myth.
Both are playing the same game, while we all are hypnotised by MTV."

Good to see some people can still piece the puzzle together. Unlike most idiots this world is overcrowded with.

All one has to do is ask themselves is. Why is USA a country that supposedly kicked the USSR's ass is all of a sudden taking up "former enemies" of the USSR?

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 02:59

You amerikans just don't have what it takes to truly win wars, your concept of victory is greatly flawed, that's why you are the jews/commies bitches today?
amerikan wars are rackets nothing more.

From: abomonog [Nog]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 03:30

Beware of IER's. Improvised Exploding Roomba's.

OK. Bad Joke. :)

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 03:32


Long live the invasion of the amerikan devil!

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 03:49

"And having learned of the wooden "missiles" the USSR used in parades, I doubt any body takes this very seriously. " <---this is a fine example of your typical narrow minded amerikan perspective.

I don't know but parading around with real ICBMs or long rang missile doesn't sound too smart to me. But of course the yank disagrees as usual.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 04:03

Dear Snatchy,

My elderly neighbor displays his American flag daily, alongside an Italian flag. He's quite proud of his heritage. Problem is, the Italian flag is slightly higher than the Stars and Stripes.

I have threatened him with bodily harm if he does not correct this violation, but he seems unable to grasp the concept.

He's about 85 years old. Should I wait for him to pass or burn his house to the ground to fend off this desecration?

-concerned citizen.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 04:05

Hurricane Humberto Makes
Landfall on Texas Coast

Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 04:15

God Bless America,
Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her
Thru the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans, white with foam
God bless America, My home sweet home

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 04:25

Get your ass to Iraq stud. Time for your ass to cash that check in, hero! Give my brothers in the mujahideen practice and veteranship.

From: kwijibo [A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 05:27

Today is the Jewish Day of Atonement, Rosh Hashanah.

Time for killbill, the self-hating Jew, to atone to us here for his many transgressions and general foolishness over the past year.

From: slyslick [andwicked]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 05:28

: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 04:25

Get your ass to Iraq stud. Time for your ass to cash that check in, hero! Give my brothers in the mujahideen practice and veteranship.
-------------------------------

I've often wondered the same thing about you, nancy boy.

Why don't you go join your noble brothers in their fight to drive the infidels from the land that you profess to love?

"your brothers in the mujadeen". Yeah right. Go join your brothers dude. you already have an ak-47, according to your earlier posts. So you're halfway there. Go, noble one, go.

allah akbar...sounds like some fucking rainman retard repeating over and over.

Wopner at 4.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 05:33

http://www.davidduke.com/general/reposted-thought-provoking-911-report-by-david-duke_2744.html#more-2744

A good read for some of you ignorant/dumb yanks.

Oh and BTW I have and am contributing to the war, but I'm not going to try to convince you about it.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 06:09

Americans won't prevail. Even though I hate arabs and jews a lot more, you're pissing off so many nations, trust me, you won't make it.

You were a great nation until your voting system voted for a monkey.

Abracadabra (please take out arabs as long as you can)

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 06:17

"Pussy is the best thing this earth has ever offered, just better than red wine and strawberries!"

Yeah, but say I like Guinness and nectarines. As far as I'm concerned, it's just a matter of taste. I can't explain why people are gay, because I haven't the faintest fucking idea. I worried about it a lot when I was sixteen or so, but lately I'm of the opinion that it's just one of those things. I just like the cock. From the time I was five or so, I remember having crushes on other boys.

After I post this, people may begin banging on about how homosexuality is unnatural, psychologically warped, whatever, but it doesn't really matter. America is (still) a free country, we all have the right to pursue happiness however it occurs to us. For me, happiness involved marrying a man and buying a house. If happiness for you involves marrying a woman and renting an apartment, more power to you.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 06:25

"America is (still) a free country"

Every time we do something you tell me America will do this and will do that . . . I want to tell you something very clear: Don’t worry about American pressure on Israel. We, the Jewish people, control America, and the Americans know it. —Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001 32

Amerikan zombie. Good title for a poem.

From: rottenaugratin [Rotten au Gratin]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 06:31

Because claiming a city full of radioactive corpses is SUCH a drag!

From: k9terror [charon fastboat]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 07:12

Lookie what unleashing the power of the Atom has done, I wonder how much is binded up in a proton...

OOPS, hope I didn't give mad scientist any ideas. A little Anti-matter would go a long way...

OOPS, someone stop me!

From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 07:41

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 04:15

God Bless America,
Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her
Thru the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans, white with foam
God bless America, My home sweet home
----------------
Stud,
I hope that was in your best Kate Smith voice!

From: kwijibo [A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 07:50

Why should Americans in general care if anyone hates us? I mean really.

Ohhh they'll come attack us! Yeah well, have at it if you think you can succeed. After I finish writing this, I won't give a damn if anyone hates me personally or hates my country in general. I'll concern myself with keeping the people happy who really mean something to me and not with some faceless hater in Suckdickistan.

Life's too short to let haters drag you down. My daily priorities start off with:
1) Keeping a roof over my head
2) Keeping food in my belly
3) Everything else
"Wondering who hates me" would end up somewhere around... 999,999,999?

You're irrelevant until you try something. Then you're dead. Your hate doesn't increase your relevance. Not in the least. But hey, if it makes you feel empowered to hate me as an American or America as a country then you just go ahead and feel empowered.

Meanwhile, millions of other people will be lining up to become Americans, to move to America, to spend their lives here, to contribute their brains and muscles to the American way. Even more millions of others are so eager to become Americans that they just flat out come here anyway! They say "move me to the head of the line, baby! I want some of that and I can't wait!" Those millions try any excuse they can to become Americans. Many will give up and get out of the line while many more others will line up to take their place.

How many millions of people are lining up to emigrate and become long term residents of the world's many Islamic paradises? I don't know and I don't care. I don't have to care. My wild guess tells me that there aren't too many.

From: uggh [!]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 08:02

So all the killing power of a nuke with none of the mutant zombies? Amazing!

From: clearthephlegm [Snort!]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 08:02

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 17:03

"Who's gonna come out with the Mother-in-Law-of-all-Bombs?"

Judging from my mother-in-law, it's gonna be Israel. Italy is in that arms race, though.

And admit it, you've never seen me drink a glass of water.

-

Taklking about Jewish mothers and mothers-in-law-

My Mum drives me fucking crazy, and I say to her that the only thing she lacks is a Brooklyn Jew accent. I also say to her that rates of matricide in the local area are about to soar. I called her an "interfering old whore" over Christmas lunch in 2003. I'm not proud of that, but I'm sure I had my reasons.

We STILL don't have fluoride in our water in this yokel state. That's why I'm moving South.

From: clearthephlegm [Snort!]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 08:09

The love of field and coppice,
Of green and shaded Lanes,
Of ordered woods and gardens,
Is running in your veins;
Strong love of grey-blue distance,
Brown streams and soft, dim skies -
I know but cannot share it,
My love is otherwise.

I love a sunburnt country,
A land of sweeping plains,
Of ragged mountain ranges,
Of drought and flooding rains,
I love her far horizons,
I love her jewel sea,
Her beauty and her terror -
The wide brown land for me.

The tragic ring-barked forests
Stark white beneath the moon,
The sapphire-misted mountains,
The hot gold hush of noon.
Green tangle of the brushes
Where lithe lianas coil,
An orchids deck the tree-tops
And ferns the crimson soil.

Core of my heart, my country!
Her pitiless blue sky,
When sick at heart around us
We see the cattle die -
But then the grey clouds gather
And we can bless again
The drumming of an army,
The steady, soaking rain.

Core of my heart, my country!
Land of the Rainbow Gold,
For flood and fire and famine,
She pays us back threefold;
Over the thirsty paddocks,
Watch, after many days,
The filmy veil of greenness
That thickens as we gaze.

An opal-hearted country,
A wilful, lavish land -
All you who have not loved her,
You will not understand -
Though Earth holds many splendours,
Wherever I may die,
I know to what brown Country
My homing thoughts will fly.

Dorothea Mackellar.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 08:15

"Meanwhile, millions of other people will be lining up to become Americans, to move to America, to spend their lives here, to contribute their brains and muscles to the American way. Even more millions of others are so eager to become Americans that they just flat out come here anyway! They say "move me to the head of the line, baby! I want some of that and I can't wait!" Those millions try any excuse they can to become Americans. Many will give up and get out of the line while many more others will line up to take their place."

Which is why I say to everyone around me...the Amerikan empire was built on suckers and idiots of the world who believed in propaganda and myths...the yanks and jews enjoy making money off wars having fought with "foreign immigrants", they are a nation of money worshiping faceless cowards and thieving pirates and every country that is convinced USA is it's "ally" is just deceiving themselves and bending over to get eventually rimmed like they did with USA's great "war on terror" scam.The fact of the current situation is that Jew owned amerikan corporations instigated a false flag operation on US soil killing thousands of their own expendable and replaceable "citizen" resource and used foreign national military forces of their "allies" as human shields and scare tactics for the occupation and extortion of Afghanistan and Iraq. It's sad but it's true oh "axis of good", you've been had by these "allies" of yours and it's not the first time nor the last. This flag, the red white and blue means nothing more than the soviet hammer and sickle scam. Just another jewish establishment being used as a global sicking dog for their kosher masters.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 08:34

"Missiles flying in the Third World
But fits and starts are everywhere
From the mountains of Chiapas
To the streets of Central Square
Empires fall
This one will, too
So here's to the day
When this one is through"

From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 09:04

Checking my mailbox.

Checking my mailbox.

Checking my mailbox.

DAMN!! NO CHECKY!!

From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 09:08

I SUPPORT YOU KB!!

No matter what horrible things "they" say about you.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 09:18

You go, Kwijibo!

The losers always hate the winners. Always have, always will. Their jealousy may destroy their hearts and souls, but it won't hurt us. The only thing their hatred accomplishes, is entertainment for us. Like watching a retard blow a fuse, or a b-movie robot try to deal with a paradox. It's fun to watch them foam at the mouth until their little, empty heads explode.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 09:20

I don't need your so called "support", I never trust "support" from unfamiliar sources. You and your support are irrelavant.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 09:26

Key U.S. Ally in Iraq Slain

Top Iraqi sheik working with U.S. troops, who met Bush and cooperated in fight against Al Qaeda, assassinated in blast!

Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!
Allahu Akbar!

Go now and suffer in hell with the rest of them oh traitor and collaborator of the infidels.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 09:48

See what I mean?

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 10:04

Four Florida Cops Shot; Manhunt Underway in South Miami

Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!

From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 10:27

It's a little early in the week to award the Parade Your Ignorance award, but just to establish a front runner let me point out that there is no "Hurricane Humberto." It's a minor tropical storm that will bring a lot of rain and some insignificant flooding to that flat, low-lying shore. Maybe a few roofs will be damaged by 80 km/hr winds. One of my grandsons lives right in the middle of the area, about 50 km inland. His school isn't even be closed today. Truly, it is written that Allah loves and protects the USA.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 11:29

You know what's fishy?

All this blather and hate, and not once has killbilly mentioned that this is a huge day for Muslims everywhere: the start of Ramadan.

Killbilly, a REAL Muslim would mention that with every post and with every breath.

BTW - you never did answer what sect you are a member of. Like you really are a Muslim. heh.

Happy Ramadan to all our REAL Muslim friends around the world!

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 11:39

Not on a site like rotten.com , that would be sacrilegious. Congratulations on your witless ignorance infidel. But you've also showed your true face on more than one occasion.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 11:40

Yes a yank infidel wished Happy Ramadan. Doesn't it just fill your hearts with warmth and make you want to forget history all together?

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 11:45

Remember oh ye faithful, these bastards have killed thousands of our brothers and sisters with a smile on their face.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 11:51

It's kind like the forum is a pot of vinegar..and the trolls are the baking soda..hmmmmmm

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 11:58

Hey, Stud, thanks for the clue! I just wished Sallah, my Muslim co-worker, a happy Ramadan. Now I look all aware and shit.

Anyhow, Ramadan is a holy month of peace and forgiveness and silence and self-restraint; not surprised Billy-boy doesn't know shit about it. This is what I have to say to false Muslims and religious hypocrites everywhere:

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 12:04

http://globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=6750

Good riddence oh empire of greed! I'm investing in Asia...at least they won't plant a knife in your back and try to deprive you of your fundamental rights.

From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 12:05

Well, Thursday is early in the week for me to already have made one mistake, but looks like I did. Humberto did barely sneak up to minimal hurricane strength. But was still a very minor storm, except to the family of the guy whose carport fell on him. And it gave the Texas surfers some actual waves to ride for a while, instead of the little ripples they usually play with. All in all, Texans appreciate hurricanes and tropical storms. Without all the fresh water rain they bring, the water in the coastal bays of Texas would get too salty for fish to live in.

From: grindbassist [Blasting for the devil]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 12:09

Holy shit Kwijibo, you took the words right outta my mouth.

The truth is, I don't trust anyone in politics in any country, including my own. I don't trust any religious institutions, and I don't trust anything the mainstream media says. I'm not some ignorant fuck that believes everything some douchebag in a suit says. All I truly care about is my loved ones. I make sure I take care of them, and I make sure I do what I can to help my career.

As far as everything else, I could give a fuck. I wouldn't care if the rest of the world caught on fire. That doesn't mean I wouldn't know, just that I wouldn't care.

So you can hurl insults at America and Americans all fucking day until you're blue in the face, the fact is that I have a good life and you hating me is literally the last thing in the world I give a fuck about. I'm not about to be juged by a religious fuck. Any dumbass who's stupid enough to give into Muslim dogma (or any other, for that matter), isn't worth my brain space.

Here's the bottom line (directed at you, billy boy): Nothing you do will ever have any impact on me ever, so you're wasting your breath.

Good day, rotteneers!

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 12:19

I hope Allah sends a giant meteorite to stike texas and show the wrath of Allah and smite the infidel murderers and thieves.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 12:22

He can't take his dick out of his favorite goat long enough to even look at a meteor, let alone throw one.

From: grindbassist [Blasting for the devil]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 12:26

Yes, Billy boy, go pray. Pray for a meteorite because we all know you sure as hell won't do anything.

Pray for something to happen because your too much of a pussy to do something yourself.

From: alien [intheouthouse]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 12:38

"Benevolent Misanthropy:

Six years ago, western civilization was challenged, confronted with the
indisputable fact of a hate and an evil that wanted to destroy it without mercy,
without compromise, without exception.

This should have galvanized us, united us, resolved us, and committed us to
wiping that evil from the face of the earth, without remorse.

And for some of us, it did.

But it also exposed a large population among us who, when the chips were
down, feel the same as our enemies.

Quite right."

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 12:45

depending on the size..a Near Earth Object striking Texas could be a "civilization ender" troll...That INCLUDES "your" side..be careful what you wish for...

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 12:53

western civilization

lol "western civilization" LMFAO!..I think your history shows you are quite confused and delirious.

No one has to do anything to destroy you..you will do that yourselves. Moral of the story? With Jews and their god Satan you lose.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 12:55

You seem to think the people of Islam are as thick headed and narrowminded as you, you underestimate our scholars, we probably understand the functionality and motives of "western civilization" more that you.

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 12:56

Why do you people even bother to talk to this idiot?

For that matter, why do even read the shit he posts?

He could just as easily be a "bot".

All he does is spew irrelevant crap, never acknowledges when someone directs a question to him.

Quit wasting your time and forum space and maybe he'll get bored and go back to playing with his Speak and Spell.

And If you think he's Muslim, youre a bigger idiot than him.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 13:27

I generally don't read him until a thread dies, and I get super bored.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:02

"Yeah, but say I like Guinness and nectarines. As far as I'm concerned, it's just a matter of taste. I can't explain why people are gay, because I haven't the faintest fucking idea. I worried about it a lot when I was sixteen or so, but lately I'm of the opinion that it's just one of those things. I just like the cock. From the time I was five or so, I remember having crushes on other boys.

After I post this, people may begin banging on about how homosexuality is unnatural, psychologically warped, whatever, but it doesn't really matter. America is (still) a free country, we all have the right to pursue happiness however it occurs to us. For me, happiness involved marrying a man and buying a house. If happiness for you involves marrying a woman and renting an apartment, more power to you."



I think you're a smart guy, and if homosexual is what you want to be, Tera, fine, so be it. I just tried to understand.

Hell, I do anything to get pussy, and I get a lot of it, you want dick, well, let's be tolerant ;-)

We are no cats, we all have only 1 live.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:04

Maybe I should have spelled that life

From: fatbag [glistening in the sunlight]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:06

omfg, I just realized what omfg means- oh my fucking god, right? no shit
sherlock. shows you how much I know, I still don't even own a computer.
I get to the cafe once on a while.

I still don't know what lmfao means.

From: sp00k
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:11

8.4-magnitude quake hits Indonesia - No Allu Achbar's from our favorite fake Muslim moron K.B. ?

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:21


From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:22

Crap I forgot 1 thing!

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:30

And If you think he's Muslim, youre a bigger idiot than him.
+++

Til you got to the Muslim part, I was sure you were speaking of
Alien.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:33


From: okshunalljeanyes [Sometimes Not]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:37

I'm surprised Killbill didn't explain that to you, because he does it all the time...It means "love my fucking ass odors", which he usually types in this forum.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:45

"Bush to Order 5,700 Troops Home by End of Year"

What's this? Global hero "Empire Peasant" cannot afford to continue Iraqi and Afghani occupation?

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:47

Don't worry bush boy, We'll send the rest home in boxes!

From: sp00k
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:47

Just getting ready for the nuclear strike

From: okshunalljeanyes [Sometimes Not]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:48

fatbag [glistening in the sunlight]

lmfao actuallly could be: "love my farting ass odors", but check with Killbill because he's full of them, he spews them here incessantly, and he's an expert on them.

From: grindbassist [Blasting for the devil]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 15:27

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:47

Don't worry bush boy, We'll send the rest home in boxes!

*****

"We"? You won't be doing shit. You're just a cheerleader.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 15:30

...What's this? Global hero "Empire Peasant" cannot afford to continue Iraqi and Afghani occupation? ...

Naw, we just can't find enough haters left to keep them busy. We've killed or converted most of them, already.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 16:43

Auldie, why don't you go yourself take out some arabs, and get killed.

From: engineer2323 [Mike]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 19:05

We cannot allow a vacuum bomb gap!

_____________________________


The atomic bomb kills people and the offspring of those who survive, you can't get more environmentally friendly than that.

From: jellyfishattack
Date: 14-Sep-2007 11:14

I was expecting photos of half-naked Putin. He's got nice arms....


From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 14-Sep-2007 19:03

...Auldie, why don't you go yourself take out some arabs, and get killed. ...

I'd just get in the way of the professionals.

From: funknutz [yes, that FunkNutz]
Date: 17-Sep-2007 08:45

I know this link comes way too late, but...

<http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bec_1189583369>

It's a vacuum/thermobaric bomb being used against KB's "brothers" in Iraq & Afghanistan.
Good times, good times...

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