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Pedophile Romance
Star Beacon | Submitted by: happiness in slavery
"[A] convicted sexual offender, was arrested Friday by township police after he delivered flowers and a teddy bear to a 14-year-old girl Madison High School to apologize forcheating on her with a 15-year-old girl, police said." ... More here.
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From: strife75 [SomuchRottenSoLittleTime]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:38

Everybody needs someone to love.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:44

Send him to the Sooner fan bar in Oklahoma wearing a Texas tee shirt. They'll rip his balls off for him.

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:50

And some of you rotten bastards think romance is dead.

Ahh, young love...

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:51

Whoo, look at those eyes, what a charmer. I kind of want to see the 14-year-old have a bitch fight with the 15-year-old for stealin' her man. Hello Kitty trapper-keepers go flying, eyes gouged out with chewed-down nails polished baby-pink.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 14:52

Who gives a fuck?

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:23

Yes, it's still the 12th. Good job, sir.

From: theidiot [thevillageidiotiam]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:30

what a pathetic shitbag, at least throw in a box of chocolates along with those flowers and teddy bear.......

From: laurindak [Laurinda]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 15:54

freakazoide

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 16:23

Dammit, people. He's not a pedophile. He's not even an ephebophile. Last time I checked 14-15 was physically mature enough to screw and propagate, indeed, that's the age you are most fertile at.



I know for a fact every straight man in here would hit this.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Sep-2007 16:59

ABC, it's prolly been hit hard already.

From: weezuschrist [Personelle Savior - False Profit]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 17:04

cheating on someone is far worse than them being 14 in my opinion, morally.

and its not rape if she consents, so stop registering these poor fools as sex offenders.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 17:55

It's finally time to out Count Paris as a nasty paedophile! Much too
old for 13 yrs-old Juliet. Lord and Lady Capulet should also go to
jail for pimping out their their impressionable child. As to Father
Laurence, prison is too good for him for abetting the corruption
of a minor.

Another filthy dramatic plot by Shakespeare. Remove from the
library shelves before our youth becomes led astray.

I am glad we live in such a more enlightened age.

From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 18:38

He a playa' (in 13 year old speak)

Are girls getting dumber or is it just my imagination?

---------
No. I have a huge imagination. They, because of their parent(s)
are getting retarderer.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 18:57

A retard pedo, I had no idea that'd exist.

From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:01

Pedophiles need love too!

From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:09

This girl needs to go back to being a child again.

Do childlike things ... like

Hang round at the mall in a miniskirt picking up guys her own age and getting pregnant by them. Giving blowjobs for sneakers and fashion accessories. Going back to wholesome pastimes like Bratz dolls...

Not being abused by these evil pedophiles.

She needs Britney as a role model.

From: toddsputnik [todd sputnik LLC]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:13

"he delivered flowers and a teddy bear to a 14-year-old girl Madison High School to apologize forcheating on her with a 15-year-old girl, police said."

My girl is fourteen,
The other is fifteen,
forbidden romance.

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:27

He's 26, he should be after college girls, not the junior-high set. Anyhow, he looks like a creepy bastard with a room-temp IQ, you know he was only after the teenieboppers because no-one his own age would have him. Six will get you ten that both of the girls were fatties with single mothers and no self-esteem, not the bangin' model Blue posted.

From: unmourned
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:27

Yeah, I'd hit that ABC.
Any questions?

From: static [arking quotes]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 19:55

one more for the chipper.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:15

I've hit a few teens, 19-20, they have no clue what to do with a dick. My favorites are 25 to 35.

From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:28


Ain't love grand?

From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:34

Sounds like a sweet, sentimental, old-fashioned kind of guy.

From: peewee [Blarghhhh!]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:49

So did the 14 yr old rat him out or was a note attached to the teddy bear saying, "Sorry I fucked around, I love you even though I'm ten yrs older than you, and please don't tell anyone were sleeping together--douchebag pedophile boyfriend."

From: richardcranium [Phil McCracken]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 21:28

From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 20:28


Ain't love grand?
------------------------------------------


Looks like 2 grand to me.

From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 22:01

1) You are NOT a pedophile if you fuck 14 and 15 year old girls. Period. End of story.

2) Sexually mature people should be able to fuck whoever they want whenever they want. There is not one good reason why a teen girl fucking a 40 year old man is better than if she fucks a man in her high school class.

3) There is nothing wrong with having sex, and high school freshmen are extremely horny.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 22:27

I think it should be legal for 26 year olds to fuck 14 year olds, but I also think it should be legal to kick the living fuck out of someone you don't approve of hitting on your daughter.

I'm hoping my little sweety pie doesn't date until after I'm dead.

From: retardskickass [bon]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 23:07

Oh man, there's this kid in my Philosophy class... hot damn, he can't be more than 18 and I want to gnaw on him everywhere. And I normally dig older guys. Yowza.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 23:16

I'm 18, and my philosophy professor is the hottest chick I know.

From: static [arking quotes]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 23:24

From: retardskickass [bon]
Date: 12-Sep-2007 23:07

Oh man, there's this kid in my Philosophy class... hot damn, he can't be more than 18 and I want to gnaw on him everywhere. And I normally dig older guys. Yowza.

>>>>>>
I'm older.... ;)

From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 00:39

pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
-------------------

So, where do you live?


Should I bring alcohol?

From: fatjuicymaggots [For Lunch]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 02:58

Is it still called 'cheatin' on yer ol' lady' when the little slut is only 14?

From: flyndaran [Patrick]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 05:16

I accept as a theoretical that some early teens might be capable of mature sexual relationships... But adults that allow themselves to act on such possibilities... just ewww.

Pedophiliac or simply statutory thinking is fine, but acting on those thoughts is abusive.

From: pondscum [River's little brother]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 05:43

This guy is sitting in his living room surfing the channels on the television. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his girlfriend storms through.

She screams, "You fucking asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom.

Stunned, the man flips off the television and walks toward the bedroom, wondering, "Now what have I done?"

Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a pedophile!"

The man responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for a 12 year old!"

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 06:26

Any 26 year old man who sleeps/dates a 14 or 15 year old girl is a loser. Women his own age won't have anything to do with him.

But then again, we saw the pics......those girls must be some kind of desperate.

From: loudlrsn [crack-smokin-scum]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 07:00

heheh if theres grass on the field... play ball...

From: eyestone [ofthecircledtrees]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 07:27

Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher.

- Andrew Dice Clay

... but then again, he's a complete asshole.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Sep-2007 07:42

Old enough to sit at the table, old enough to eat

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 08:14

XKCD gave a standard creepiness rule: don't date under "X/2+7", where X is your age. It sounds about right to me.


To me, age in relationships is like weight class in wrestling. A guy who's 26 is going to have unfair advantages in a relationship with a 14-year-old in the same way that a heavyweight is going to have an unfair advantage over a welterweight. Now, if the heavyweight is, for instance, dumb as a stump, the welterweight might overcome his disadvantages, but it's still bad sport.

From: flyndaran [Patrick]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 08:22

I really wish people would stop stereotyping the statutory rapists. They don't look or act like anything in particular.
They don't all have tiny penises or an inability to interact with adults. Pushing that myth just gives parents a false sense of security about all the "normals" out there.
Not to mention painting all the regular "losers" and social phobes as perverts.

From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 08:39

No wonder all the teen chicks love this guy. He's a great looker, and smart to boot!

From: loudlrsn [crack-smokin-scum]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 08:43

When i was 17 my girlfriend was 13. It continued on until we moved in together when i was 19. Unfortunately we broke up when i was 24. Im wondering if anyone considers this an large age gap?

From: kwijibo [A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 09:00

I remember when I was that age and I had my first guy-on-guy experience. I didn't care what the guy looked like or his relative age. I messed around with a guy at least 20 years my senior and I loved it.

My guess here, and it's just a guess, is that he likes girls that age. These girls, quite normally, wanted to experience sex. They don't care what the guy looks like because frankly they don't know any better. They don't yet know that they can have better looking guys or that they can be picky. In fact, they may not have yet even developed a taste in guys and may not know what a "better looking" guy is. They don't learn about The Power of the Cunt until a few years later.

Yet they know what sex is and they know they want to engage in it. They only lack experience. This guy is giving them experience.

If you want to learn about something new, are you going to go to someone with experience or are you going to go to an amateur? Why should sex and sexuality be different?

I personally prefer mid 20s and older (if they are fit) but I recognize that's my preference and I'm not locked into it by any means. I could go out tomorrow and decide I like fat 60 year olds. I could also go out tomorrow and decide I want to ass-plow a consenting 16 year old. 16 is legal in Estado del Kwijibo. The choice is between us.

I generally find a lazy eye to be hot but not in the case of this guy. Their IQ still has to be within a standard deviation of the norm. I don't think this guy's quite there. Now that I think about it, an argument could be made that this guy and these girls are very close in mental age. That might tend to work in his favor as far as mitigating prosecution.

Here's a story that although it's not on my point, it does give some input on girls and older boyfriends. All part of my objectivity.
http://tinyurl.com/282qxu

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 09:35

I like how some people wish to equate sexual maturity to maturity
in general.

As though some tits and blood determine a girls maturity level.
Puberty is a process not an overnight event where a person changes
from child to mature adult in one grand swoop.

Sometimes at 14, they are fairly mature, sometimes they are not. Odds
are if there is a huge age difference the older adult is going to
have an unfair advantage in maturity and life experience.

It's even better when those same people scroll down to a new article
about a 16 year old with kids and the same people call all sorts
of names. Gee, maybe sexual maturity and emotional/mental maturity
aren't quite the same.

But, hey if you are looking for an excuse to fuck a 14 year old then it
all sounds good I guess.

From: find [the pussy]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 09:49

This is a stupid site. Not rotten at all.
I married my first wife at age 25, she was 14.
She died of cancer four years later.
My current wife I married in 1991.
I am 20 years older than her.
Age does not really matter in love.

From: choco [UpYourAss]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 13:31

Sooooo he cheats on her with someone that's older than she is?
And he apologizes by giving her flowers and a teddy bear?
Bloody cheap retarded asshole.

From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:02

so much for that 5 year supervised probation working out, eh?

From: okshunalljeanyes [Sometimes Not]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 14:59

At least he won't spread it all around the school like the boys their own age....Wait, I guess he did that when he showed up with presents, got arrested, and made the front page. Guess the girls are disgraced anyway. Never mind.

From: cageyb [Russian Secret Service]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 19:09

My current wife I married in 1991.
I am 20 years older than her.
Age does not really matter in love



*********************


You think not????

You'll find out differently in about another 10 years when she is packing her bags while pointing at your limp dick and laughing uncontrollably

From: adnihilo [Adnihilo]
Date: 14-Sep-2007 10:17

Yet again some guy is wrongly accused of being a pedophile from a sexual attraction to in this case not even pubescent girls, but post pubescent sexually mature teens. Too many bozos out there on the net are ignorant of what a pedophile is defined as by behavioral scientists - much like what a nymphomaniac actually is compared to the common myth . Actually it is more the fault of both the US government and the US media sensationalizing sex to be something perverted with what are fully sexually mature young adults at 14 to 18 a few years past pubescence.

Pedophilia is defined as a a preferential or exclusive sexual attraction by adults to pre-pubescent youths. That's PRE-pubescent children, not pubescent or post-pubescent teenagers! To be labeled a pedophile, one would have to be attracted to a kids no older than 12 - not physically sexually mature teens at 14 or 15.... Just because the Christian motivated gov't deems it illegal for an adult to engage in sex with someone under 18, 17, or 16 doesn't make the adult a pedophile - it only makes them a victim of Christian Fascism.

Not even 100 years ago it was legal in most of the US to have sex w/anyone 12 or over. A hetero guy claiming he's not sexually attracted to 14 to 18 year old girls is no different than some clown claiming he doesn't jerk off. They're lying. Personally I can't tell the difference between most 18 year old girls from many 14 year old girls and 16 is legal game in most states..

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 14-Sep-2007 13:00

From: find [the pussy]
Date: 13-Sep-2007 09:49

This is a stupid site. Not rotten at all.
I married my first wife at age 25, she was 14.
She died of cancer four years later.
My current wife I married in 1991.
I am 20 years older than her.

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Hey, a mormon on rotten. Welcome. Look, would you mind not fucking my daughter just yet? She's 3, I know that's the age of consent for you, but still...

Updated: 17-Sep-2007 14:56
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