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"A college student who mistakenly submitted a compact disc loaded with child pornography images to his professor last week is now facing felony kiddie porn possession charges."
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From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 13:13
A genius at work.......not particularly 'rotten', but fucking hilarious nonetheless!
From: yettii [BigFoot]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 13:22
The headline made me laugh more than the content!
From: faqme [faqme]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 13:23
he deserves to go to jail for saying 'oh snap'
From: fescue
Date: 10-Jan-2007 13:29
What the heck does "oh snap" mean, anyway? I can hardly understand a word these kids today are saying. That's upsetting for me since I used to be such a hep cat.
From: pussypounder [deeppenetrator]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 13:30
He might be in some interesting prison pics soon enough, one can only hope.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 13:45
I bet his mom is gonna be MAAAAD!
From: toxicpiehole [tph]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 13:47
"oh snap" = oh shit, I'm a serious fucktard and a serious sick fuck that needs to be killed in a public setting.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 13:49
Oh snap comes from "That's so Raven". She always says it when she messes up. It is sad that I know that. I am going to go home and ban my kids from the TV.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 13:56
2 Questions . How long did the " professor " have to look at it before it could figure out it was kiddie porn ? Why only a $500 bail ?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 13:59
Why only a $500 bail ? ----------------- Because he didn't actually DO anything.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 14:01
Hey, look on the bright side for the parents - they don't have to pay for anymore of his college tuition, and the kid may have found a new place to live at the age of 18. Every parent should be so lucky.
From: doczzz
[dwarf fusion]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 14:03
"Oh snap, I am sorry. I accidentally gave you my friend's mixed music CD that I meant to keep here and install the music on my computer," Erickson said in an e-mail to his professor. "I found the CD with the (final exam) on it. If there's some way I could send it to you, that would be great. "I am sorry about that, and hope it didn't affect the grade at all. Again, if I could get that CD back so that I can install the music. Sorry for the mix up." LOL...classic... 
From: synesthesia [you'll figure it out]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 14:15
I would pay to see the two hours that kid spent turning his room over when the CD went missing.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 14:27
The only people I hear say "oh snap" are kids in the 7-12yr old range. Since they don't dare say "oh shit" instead in front of their parents.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 14:42
Urban kids say oh snap? ----------------- No, they annunciate the following with astonishing frequency: 1) You be wantin' fries wit dat mutherfugga? 2) Freeze mutherfugga and be handin' me yo fuggin' wallet! 3) Where the white bitches be at......and shit? 4) I axed you to be handin' me the crackpipe motherfugga! 5) Where my welfare check be at muthafugga..I needs me some Mad Dog. 6) Bow Wow Wow Yippy Yo Yippy Yay....and shit. 7) I ain't be doin' nuthin' officer...just rapin' some ho. 8) Where my fuggin' watermelon be at biatch and shit? 9) I just be holdin' ma dick 'cause I be likin' it...mudderfugga. 10) I be not mudderfuggin' guilty your honor....and shit. A modest primer to urban discourse. Shakespearean prose to be sure!
From: jwsmythe
[JW Smythe]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 15:30
Oh ... snap. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oh+snap http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh_snap! I can only place it as being said by "Joy" on "My Name Is Earl". Oohh, she does white trash so well..
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 15:48
I can see him hoping against hope that he didn't do the unthinkable. Hee Hee, good for the fucker, child porn is where I draw the line, and anybody on the wrong side of that line deserves what they get. By possessing it, one propagates it, so it isn't a victimless crime. If no one bought it, they wouldn't make it, eh.
From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 16:07
Think maybe the kid was attempting a bribe? Or a setup?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jan-2007 16:42
What a fuckhead  Hope he enjoys anal sex in prison as much as he enjoyed kiddie porn in college.
From: garmonbozia
Date: 10-Jan-2007 17:00
From: pussypounder [deeppenetrator] Date: 10-Jan-2007 13:30 "He might be in some interesting prison pics soon enough, one can only hope. " Remember the thread a few months ago about cell phones being smuggled into prisons? You just might get your wish. BTW, is this Education Day on Rotten.com or something? Today, we've got five education articles (six if you count the jaywalking professor).
From: lovepickle [The Love Pickle]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 17:20
The Myspace... a classic. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=12876320
From: kuzzy
[Kuzzy]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 17:25
Im glad Im not the only one who thinks this dumbass should have the shit beaten out of him for saying "oh snap". Luckily I dont hang around 7-12 year olds, so I dont hear that phrase used much.
From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 17:53
Just his luck he sent the cd to the one professor that wasn't a child molester ---------- what are the odds of that happening again?
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 18:38
I wonder if any downloaded child porn was found on his computer. Maybe he was just purchasing the child porn CD(s) off the street or whatever, so as not be caught downloading that shit from the internet. If that is the case, he probably thought he was covering his tracks there, only to be caught for being a fucktard. Priceless.
From: spanker [Smoking Joe]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 19:08
The guy deserves everything he gets. Not necessarily for being a perv, but mostly for being an idiot. If you're going to have 'sensitive' material like that in your possession then by all means label it something like "family vacation photos". Nobody in their right mind would want to look at some Goober family vacation photo's and it would be a visual cue to the owner to not give the damn thing to somebody. What a moron.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 20:10
Quite droll Jones........BTW where is the Kool-aid? I'm thirsty.
From: aricka [Aricka]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 20:21
AHAHAHA I love it when you guys put the myspace links to these fucktards profiles (I looked for it but couldnt find it) it should be mandatory from now on...did anyone see his 15 yr old bitch abby (ewwww) like that wasnt a clue or anything...
From: bongcraft
[meh]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 21:11
"Oh snap, I am sorry. I accidentally gave you my friend's mixed music CD that I meant to keep here and install the music on my computer," Erickson said in an e-mail to his professor. "I found the CD with the (final exam) on it. If there's some way I could send it to you, that would be great. LOL
From: jimjones
[Purple Kool-Aid For All !!]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 21:48
Daredevil : Once I get my dictionary out and look up "Droll" you are gonna be in big shit (or I might thank you for the compliment, but I doubt it). Kool Aid, Kool Aid. Tastes great. Kool Aid, Kool Aid. Can't wait. Oh, Yeaaah !
From: kalaseri [kalaseri]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 21:53
He just "oh snaped" his way into prison- loser fucktard!
From: stevedave
[Brocktoon]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 22:12
well he certainly has the molest-tache (refer to myspace photos) http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=12876320&imageID=457652077
From: lookout
[below]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 22:48
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=12876320&imageID=870937854&MyToken=2dee4a62-f379-4356-8377-e1995155a390 Some of his victims?
From: virageblue
[Bluevirage]
Date: 10-Jan-2007 23:08
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha *cackle* ha ha ha ha ahhhh hah! Sorry, sorry, but blatant acts of stupidity like this that result in the stupid party or parties getting screwed over by said stupidity makes me laugh. Oh...I needed that, oh yes, great story, rotten ending for said student though but that is what happens.
From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 11-Jan-2007 02:38
From: synesthesia [you'll figure it out] Date: 10-Jan-2007 14:15 I would pay to see the two hours that kid spent turning his room over when the CD went missing. -------------------------- Or to see him trying to jerk off to his exam, for that matter.
From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 11-Jan-2007 03:17
^^^^^^Ahem, to clarify: I would not actually want to see or watch this dipshit jerk off, I was just imagining the disappointed look on his face as he got ready to stroke his wiener to the porn and his exam came up instead.
From: cuntflapjack
[Dr. Rottwang quicken]
Date: 11-Jan-2007 06:10
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA okay, now that i've said that, here's another question... were those the only copy of the files, or were those backups? If I remember correctly from another one of these fetid assbags, making backups constitutes "Production".
From: pinkpoodle [Dirty]
Date: 11-Jan-2007 06:17
From: spanker [Smoking Joe] If you're going to have 'sensitive' material like that in your possession then by all means label it something like "family vacation photos". Nobody in their right mind would want to look at some Goober family vacation photo's and it would be a visual cue to the owner to not give the damn thing to somebody. ++++++++++ No. No. Noooooo. That is exactly what you DO NOT DO. That is how these types of things end up mixed in with real family vacation photos and shown at family reunions. Using your theory maybe this guy had all his porn labled "Term Paper" Or "Econ Class Project" thinking that would be too boring for his nosey roommate to bother looking at. Now see what happens? The best thing to do if you have a CD of yourself having sex with your GF/BF or some other stuff that you do not wish to share, is to label the CD "Damaged". That way nobody in there right mind would put it into a computer.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 11-Jan-2007 07:11
I just viewed his myspace and that boy is ugly as sin. ........................ From: lookout [below] Date: 10-Jan-2007 22:48 http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=12876320&imageID=870937854&MyToken=2dee4a62-f379-4356-8377-e1995155a390 Some of his victims?
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 11-Jan-2007 07:17
HEY EVERYBODY look on this kid's myspace blog! Somebody w/ the profile of "OH SNAP" (which one of you rotten posters could it be lol?) Posted: "Oh snap, bubba is going to be my new boyfriend, I do hope he's only going to be 7-14yrs old. That is too funny. The thing is that boy is so damn ugly, I think prisoners even have standards about assraping guys like him.
From: lurch
[you rang?]
Date: 11-Jan-2007 10:41
Gotta love the fact that he puts down "I don't want kids" on his MySpace page — unless of course by "want" you mean "fuck." Looks like his two younger brothers in one of the photos with him. I wonder if he'll be charged with incest next.
From: maggpye
[maggpye]
Date: 11-Jan-2007 13:19
OH SNAP! This article made me laugh so hard that I almost peed my pants. I can never get enough of Rotten-ers comments...TOO funny! ahhhhh haaaaaaa haaaaaa. I can't believe he wrote to his professor, trying to get it back! What a complete dumbass.
From: slappymcbappy [Slappy McBappy]
Date: 11-Jan-2007 15:02
Dumbass... he should have realized he'd probably only get 30 days in jail if he immediately broke in or stormed into the professor's house or office and grabbed the disc back by force. Instead he tries to ask nicely, and now he's facing 30 years! When will these pedophiles learn that being nice gets you nowhere?
From: aricka [Aricka]
Date: 11-Jan-2007 23:37
LMAO haha That Craig guy made a whole page devoted to him, damn his blogs are bombarded with comments
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 12-Jan-2007 21:28
I have researched the phrase "oh snap." It means "I am a porch-Monkey-American." Oh-snap, I am a missing link. Ooga fucking booga.
From: barghest [buck fush]
Date: 17-Jan-2007 10:32
Why would you put all your childporn on one single disk? Wouldn't it be a better idea to spread it out with a bunch of adult porn, so you can at least try to reasonably claim that your possession of the image was not intentional, that you just like regular porn and a few questionable things got in when you were burning the latest massive download? You know, blame it on carelessness and misleading file-naming on the part of the other file-sharers? Just sayin'. Maybe this guy has a whole box of kiddie discs and just misplaced the one? That's inexcusable.
Updated: 17-Jan-2007 10:33
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