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Santa's beard caught in pulley
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"Despite a time-honoured tradition of successful aerial descents, usually down chimneys, Father Christmas was left dangling suspended above the stage in front of an estimated 20,000 crowd at Wellington's Westpac Stadium on Saturday. The lights had to be dimmed to avoid upsetting children in the crowd as staff worked to untangle the man in the red suit."
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From: guntotingliberal [GunTotingLiberal]
Date: 19-Dec-2005 13:53
Shit is getting a bit nuts down under. What is going on in NZ and OZ lately?
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 19-Dec-2005 14:37
Call 911. Have them send over the Burma Shave Team. 
From: bigplate
[dave]
Date: 19-Dec-2005 14:56
Remember kids, when you go to bed, leave milk and cookies, not whiskey and meth! Might be a rough year for santa.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 19-Dec-2005 15:01
Shit rotten, 3 Santy stories in a row? Oh wait, the first one was the rich people's Santy, my mistake. (with sincere apologies to any & all rich people who post here) (on second thought...NAH) Well, so far we have the give to the rich Santy, the drunk Santys, & the hanging by the beard Santy. What's next, I hate to think? No actually I am anticipating something unique, & rotten savory...
From: akchick
[one asshole in my pants is enough]
Date: 19-Dec-2005 15:15
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones] Date: 19-Dec-2005 15:01 Shit rotten, 3 Santy stories in a row? Oh wait, the first one was the rich people's Santy, my mistake. (with sincere apologies to any & all rich people who post here) (on second thought...NAH) Well, so far we have the give to the rich Santy, the drunk Santys, & the hanging by the beard Santy. What's next, I hate to think? No actually I am anticipating something unique, & rotten savory... ____________________________________ We can only hope it's about the child-molseting-castrated-firecracker-up-the-ass Santa. <insert evil chuckle here>
From: nzgothpott [Smokingthe Reefer]
Date: 19-Dec-2005 15:44
Whats going on down here in NZ and auz at the moment? Things are just really... christmasy Our fundies are well fundied, but are pretty extremist, and the majority of us are well athiesty. (And good on us too, sez I). NZ's picking up quite a large asian population, which some people have Strong Opinions about. Australia's ... pretty messed up too. Lebanese population stirring up sahit. Australians clai they're just as easy going as Kiwis, but, when the country gets to that size, it just can't be consistently true, and theres enough grassroots support for some very racist politicians and policys. Some well supported racist undertones exist. NZ appearing in the rotten? Ahh just put that bit down to us Kiwi's being a bit odd. Did I mention NZ Ganja is one of the best in the world? Our supply ain't as hot, but our growing ops are well out :P
From: prettysneaky
[pretty sneaky]
Date: 19-Dec-2005 16:21
"Then all these little kiddies went running up with their cellphones and started taking photos of him to send off to their friends. Those dirty rotten kids! Can we say it was a kodak moment? priceless! encore encore encore can he do it again?
From: lollercaust [Lollercaust]
Date: 19-Dec-2005 16:48
When you dim the lights you can get away with anything...
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 19-Dec-2005 19:12
It's a freakin' Santa-bonanza! So fuckin' Christmas-y I had to lay my head down to laugh. I'm still wiping away the tears!
From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 19-Dec-2005 19:58
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 19-Dec-2005 19:08 Oh, and guys, feel free to use Christmas-y as often as you please. Not only will it annoy Chowda, it will do my Christmas-y heart good. Raising a glass of christmas-y cheer for all the rude shit in th3e world that makes it worth geting out of bede in the morning. And ciaochowbella, here's hoping you get the christmas nookie (or whatever) you desire on the day the Jews eat chineese food (see Christopher Moore? Biff for fererence) kudzu warrior, umm, that's me
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 19-Dec-2005 20:29
Awww, I'm just getting all warm and fuzzy from the Christmas-y love that is in here tonight. I thank you, Kudzu Warrior, and I hope your Christmas-y nookie is as hot and lusty as you can stand. Christmas-y cheer and much nookie for all us Rottenites, uh...Rotteners...Rottenaires? Whatever we are, much Christmas-y nookie of your desired variety.
From: lonegunman [HeeHee]
Date: 20-Dec-2005 02:39
They should have just shot the cunt with a huge crossbow whilst a huge spotlight focused on him and made the kids watch. Ho fuckin Ho. Merry fuckin christmas.
From: thaimaixhu [Thai Mai Xhu]
Date: 20-Dec-2005 07:27
Good luck on getting up again ChowChow...maybe you'd better call for help now, if you roll over you might suffocate, and we wouldn't want that. BTW shouldn't you be at your important writing job? BWAHAHAHAHA!
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 20-Dec-2005 13:53
Could've been worse. The kids might have been forced to watch this (parents would suicide halfway through). This is the most annoying Christmas shit ever. Yes, even more annoying than the chipmunks. [hosteurope.de]
From: limpy [Tequiza]
Date: 20-Dec-2005 17:34
 Chipmunks roasting on an open fire hot sauce dripping from their toes yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir they poked hot skewers through their nose everybody knows some pepper and a garlic glove helps to make them seasoned right tiny rats with a crisp golden coat will really hit the spot tonight And when Santa sees his tray they'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh and every hungry child is gonna spy to see if chipmunks really feel it when they fry and so I'm brushing on some honey glaze to keep them crisp and juicy too lets hope they get served many times, many ways tasty chipmunks, good food.
Updated: 25-Dec-2005 22:46
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