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From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 15:11
Call in Steve Irwin. Er.......nevermind!
From: illuminati [Yes, we exist]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 15:37
Would've been a much better article if the bird had slashed a shitload of people....
From: hellicanangel [Heidi]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 15:51
For some birds, they never recover from shock. It will be 50-50 whether he survives," she said. -that has to royaly blow
From: athenstexman
[Ron]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 16:05
I wish there was a place I could fight one of these in a pit about 30 foot around. It has 6 inch claws, I would have a 6 inch knife. Sounds fair. People could bet on it, and I'd be famous.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 16:10
I think I'd rather fuck the bird than Rhea Perleman.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 16:43
I used to know an ostrich farmer,and apparently flightless birds are badass (ostrich way big and meaner than hell,rhea not so big but way the meanest,emu littlest and a decent bet for domesticating ),maybe they know what happened to those personable little dodos.
From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 16:58
Maybe he rhealized the jig was up!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 17:08
'Maybe he rhealized the jig was up!' -------- Good one Monkeyage. The bird's favorite song......'The Road to Hell' by Chris Rhea. His least favorite....'Fly like an Eagle' by Steve Miller. (apparently it brings bitter avian tears to his earthbound misfit's eyes)
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 17:18
From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 16:05
I wish there was a place I could fight one of these in a pit about 30 foot around. It has 6 inch claws, I would have a 6 inch knife. Sounds fair.
People could bet on it, and I'd be famous. I wish you luck,but if you win,it's still not like you get to be "The Rhea Hunter".You have to battle Danny DeVito for that title.
From: 2muchfun [Wulfgar the having too much fun]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 17:36
From: daredevil [CameronVale] 'Maybe he rhealized the jig was up!' -------- Good one Monkeyage. The bird's favorite song......'The Road to Hell' by Chris Rhea. His least favorite....'Fly like an Eagle' by Steve Miller. (apparently it brings bitter avian tears to his earthbound misfit's eyes) ________________________________________________________________________ Duhdevil, You left out, "You Are the Wind Beneath My Wings".
From: athenstexman
[Ron]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 20:03
Danny Devito, a better man than I. But what if Rhea Perlman was really freak-nasty in the sack? Would you do her then? I would.
From: fluffyblanket
[Fritz]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 20:46
From: moomoojuice [It's milk... in a can] Date: 9-Sep-2006 19:45 Misleading title. I honestly wanted to read about a bird named ralph actually killing people. Does that make me a bad person? -------- No, that makes you a logical thinker, and you're right in doing so 'cause the bird is no killer. Why is this Rotten?! Though to be fair, maybe it wouldn't sound as good if the title was Fuck me! A potential killer bird named Ralph! I'm shitting myself' But then they should've thought about that before lulling us into a false sense of over-exited Rotten insecurity. Ah well, shit happens 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 22:16
'But what if Rhea Perlman was really freak-nasty in the sack? Would you do her then?' ---------------- Perhaps......but only if I possessed a burlap B&D sack for her melon and took an enthusiastic 'Perl Necklace'.
From: find [the pussy]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 23:49
Anyone read the `Ban suicide websites' blurb on the same page ? More fucking restrictions from fluffy headed farts.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-Sep-2006 00:39
From: find [the pussy] Date: 9-Sep-2006 23:49 Anyone read the `Ban suicide websites' blurb on the same page ? More fucking restrictions from fluffy headed farts. ~~~~~ Just read it and and I am annoyed by the headline ~~Destructive web~~ 'The internet helped my 18-year-old son kill himself' As usual let's put the blame on something/one other than the person who commited the act (suicide, murder, arson, etc.).
From: peanutslab [68iou1]
Date: 10-Sep-2006 08:44
Sire: JACK THE RIPPER. Dam: motoRHEAd.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Sep-2006 11:30
Jack the Ripper Indeed. Lemmy rules!
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 10-Sep-2006 17:26
But what if Rhea Perlman was really freak-nasty in the sack? Would you do her then? If by freak nasty you mean 'my wife would never find out',fuck yeah!And I bet she is freak nasty.Excuse me,I need a couple minutes alone now.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 10-Sep-2006 18:11
Well, I've been alone, so what more is there to say...
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 11-Sep-2006 05:26
rhea perlman and danny devito are a nice old married couple with a nice little family.i always thought they were a lovely couple.
Updated: 16-Sep-2006 13:56
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