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Hooked on Filth
Mirror | Submitted by: Sandywoods
"A married vicar hooked on filth claimed yesterday he downloaded child porn by mistake. Richard Thomas, who was warned by a judge he could face jail, was caught with 119 images of children on his home computer. They carried titles such as hotf***14-year-old and youngkidboys." ... An unrelated also: Jet Sex
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From: gunlover [Doug]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 15:09
Sounds like an honest mistake to me.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 9-Sep-2006 15:12
Yeah right, just like the priest fucking the alter boy was an accident, right. Cut off his wang
From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 15:12
A MARRIED vicar hooked on filth claimed yesterday he downloaded child porn by mistake.
Richard Thomas, who was warned by a judge he could face jail, was caught with 119 images of children on his home computer. he sure does not learn from his mistakes. he made the same one 119 times. i wonder how many times he would have made this same mistake had he not been caught.
From: mingemeister [Dick DeGirth]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 15:25
Even Pete Townhend thinks this guy is full of shit. Gary Glitter's got his back though.
From: illuminati [Yes, we exist]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 15:40
I slammed my hand in a car door 119 times by accident...
From: hellicanangel [Heidi]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 15:47
From: illuminati [Yes, we exist] Date: 9-Sep-2006 15:40 I slammed my hand in a car door 119 times by accident... LMAO... I bet that tickled.. I dont sympathise anyone who had that type of past. He downloaded it, he just got caught.
From: athenstexman
[Ron]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 16:22
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From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 16:50
Better keep his queer eye off my straight guy.
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 17:05
Don't forget about the "jet sex" story. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17713471%26method=full%26siteid=94762%26headline=%2djet%2dsex%2d%2dcouple%2din%2dcourt%2d-name_page.html
From: 2muchfun [Wulfgar the having too much fun]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 17:17
From: athenstexman [Ron] Date: 9-Sep-2006 16:22 whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops!whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops!whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops!whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops!whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops!whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops!whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops!whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops!whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops!whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops!whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! whoops! ___________________________________________________________________________ Go Ron! ROFL
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 18:21
What is it about standing behind a pulpit that makes little boys look good?
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 19:56
The Bishop of Oxford is shocked Community standards are rocked Vicar's addicted to porn He strokes his dirty old horn Watching youngkidboys get cocked
From: spanker [Smoking Joe]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 20:16
Once I downloaded 7200 images of child porn by mistake, one at a time. Imagine my embarrassment when I realized what I did. I confessed my sins to my reverend and he confiscated my hard-drive so I can still go to heaven, bless his soul. Cost me $500 also so it damn well better be pretty nice up there. It's that spyware that is at fault for these misunderstandings.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 20:22
The dirty old Bishop of Birmingham Seduced two young girls while confirming 'em He caused them to falter In front of the altar And filled them with Episcopal spermingham But there was no stopping those two For they said as the Bishop withdrew Oh, the vicar is quicker And slicker and thicker And longer and stronger than you Sandy, thank you for fucking up the margins for those of us who use Firefox. "TinyURL.com", please. (Yes I know that the IE sluts won't see it)
From: venatius [Squid]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 20:50
Actually, if you batch download off of some p2p networks, that kind of accident happens a hell of a lot more frequently than you'd like.
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 21:32
There once were three nuns from Birmingham
And this is a story concerning them
They lifted the frock
And twiddled the cock
Of the Bishop as he was confirming them
But the Bishop was nobody's fool
Having been to a large public school
So he dropped his britches
And diddled those bitches
With his twelve-inch Episcopal tool
From: shittingbull [Bullshit]
Date: 9-Sep-2006 22:17
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an altar boy.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Sep-2006 00:05
Good limerick 'Pakul'! 'BlahBlah'....get a new donkey to ride. Every post is the same. Not highly 'rotten'; simply highly 'boring'.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Sep-2006 00:53
Ah fuck it 'BlahBlah'.....I came in drunk as shit. Never mind me. But let's face it.....you ain't gonna shoot a fuckin' woodchuck.
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 10-Sep-2006 02:47
Almighty God will call certain men to serve him. And this Call will be in the form of an erotic attraction to boys' bottoms.
From: hawk3 [tritium]
Date: 10-Sep-2006 07:44
A novice priest was hearing his first confessional and the "sinner" pronounced she had committed oral sex. Not knowing what to do, the young priest sought counsel from the elder priest. Hurriedly, he asked the elder priest what he should give the confessor for committing oral sex. The elder priest replied,"I usually give two sodas and a candy bar".
From: blackmagic [Blackmagic]
Date: 10-Sep-2006 08:04
Why are all these madmen such fucking perverts? How does believing in invisible sky men turn people to do this shit?
From: splittheatom
[Assless]
Date: 10-Sep-2006 09:12
I think it's more like the "fucking perverts" prey on those gullible enough to believe in invisible sky men. Spout a few Bible verses and tell them you speak for the invisible sky men. They'll do what you want; they won't judge or question. 
From: comesjulian
[the last pagan]
Date: 10-Sep-2006 09:51
Christianity: pedophiles' paradise, and not just for Catholics anymore. They should put a new verse in the kids' Bibles: blessed be the fellators, for theirs shall be pearls in the kingdom of Heaven (id est, the church). BTW, what's up with all the pedophile stories today? First Australia, then pedophiles-- I think Rotten is bigoted!
From: iguanac64 [Itchy Carter]
Date: 11-Sep-2006 15:55
I'm sure many of you would be shocked by what's sitting in your Internet temp directory if you browse porn regularly...or surf for warez/cracks...or mass download anything from newsgroups. Then there are people inadvertently running IRC file servers because they don't understand why they shouldn't install "free" software...
From: thelordofcheese
[The Lord Of Cheese]
Date: 17-Sep-2006 07:00
Hmmm... misleading filenames on filesharing networks, TEMP dir with all the advertising, data as compared to files = deleted stuff you never wanted as compared to stuff saved on your drive, hacking, IRC & Vidalia if you don't know how to use it, hosting a homepage or installing freeware. All ways that you, yes YOU, can be convicted of MAKING child porn. Not just possessing. Not just reproducing. Yes, actually making it. Like you kidnapped a ten yer old at knifepoint and told her to lick the strawberry lollipop.
Updated: 17-Sep-2006 07:00
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