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In God We Trust
Lexington Herald-Leader | Submitted by: anonymous
"An anti-pornography group based in Louisville has renewed its effort to create an In God We Trust license plate in Kentucky." ... "Reclaim Our Culture Kentuckiana (ROCK) said in its application that it would use the money from sales of the plate to raise awareness about harm caused by pornography and the sex industry and to help people hurt or victimized by porn, sexual predators and the sex business, such as women who want to quit stripping and children targeted by online molesters."
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From: pussypounder [deeppenetrator]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 15:44
and Florida wants to do this too. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080424/ap_on_re_us/religious_license_plate
From: aeon
[aeon]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 15:54
banning all specialty plates is a good idea. bested only by the option to have one more specialty plate: the "fuck each and every one of you" plate.
From: phuck [and the horse you rode in on]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 15:59
I'm a victim of pornography. So much pornography. I guess that makes me a victim of the internet, too.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Apr-2008 16:09
Keep your fairy tales off my porn!! Fucking fundamentalists, taking the fun out of and putting the mental into our lives.
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 16:47
 http://www.reclaimourculture.org/content.asp
From: turbolover
[turbolover]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 16:53
when will the religion trolls please stfu? They love to deny the concept of seperation of church and state, claiming the founding fathers meant to keep state out of religion, now riddle me this: how can you keep state out of religion without keeping religion out of state? HMM?
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 16:54
I wonder why they didn't call it Claim Our Culture Kentuckiana?
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 17:04
Which religious trolls have posted? Who, besides you has mentioned church and state? Go slay some more windmills. ...how can you keep state out of religion without keeping religion out of state? HMM? ... You can do so by not allowing the state to interfere with religion, but also not restricting state officials actions, because of their religion.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 17:04
Money from sales to raise awareness bout the Porn Menace and To Help """""victims""""" of Sex Films Of all the ways to use the money 
From: purevenom
Date: 24-Apr-2008 17:17
Florida has got to be the worst when it comes to the specialty tags. According to different sources there are at least 108 different designs, and possibly as many as 167! "Out of hand" doesn't even begin to describe. Of course, the worst of all of them is without a doubt: Bethune-Cookman College.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 17:24
Yes, a church with a Similar Agenda actually raised enough cash for a Scholarship for Sophia Lynn, in order to lure her away from Sex Films. 'er, there must've been somebody slightly more deserving of free school http://www.xbiz.com/news/news_piece.php?id=91365&mi=all&q=scholarship 
From: smokey
[krispy]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 17:50
im pretty sure there petty attempt of making in god we trust liscence plates isnt going to improve anything except making the state wealthier when the stuff their pockes with the money thay make from this legal scam in gods name of course.
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 18:14
So let's trust religion to save us from porn, because as we all know, porn causes rape, incest, infanticide, matricide, fratricide, filicide, and especially homo-cide. Religion can put a stop to all of our problems. I make my case that it is the ultimate pesticide: ********************************************** "Abe, if you make me your one and only supreme divinity and ultimate authority, I'll give you untold wealth, and make a great nation of your countless progeny." "El, I like how you think. We're in business. But how will I produce countless progeny at my age? "Abe, Abe, Abe *soft chuckle* I'm not just El, I'm El ELOHIM, the highest of the high, the best of the best, and soon to be the only of the only. I AM IT, BABY! All you have to do is trust me and submit to my will, you know, the ultimate authority thing." "I'm sorry I questioned you, El. It's a deal." "Good stuff Abe. Now cut off the end of your dick. Show me how bad you want it. OOOH, yeah. That's the stuff." "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! BLOODY FUCKING OOOOOOOWWWWW!" *much hopping about and bleeding* "Heh-heh. No go fuck your brains out, Abe." **************************************************** "Abe, I'm not too sure about you anymore. I don't know where this relationship is going. I've promised you the world, but, well, I don't know Abe. Sometimes I just feel taken for granted. You know, like when you act as if I'm not around. You've got all this other shit going on, and baby, it just makes me feel left out, and lately, it's been making me feel invisible." "I don't know what to tell you El, I've been busy with my sheep, and I’ve been swamped wi..." "OH! Those fucking sheep again. Even THEY'RE more important to you than I am. Abe, baby, you know I love you; Baby, you know that I promised you the world..." "Uh, yeah, um, El, I was kinda wondering when that would happen. I mean all with you being the sole divinity and supreme authority of the universe, I was kinda expecting you to, well, you know, keep your promise." "YOU BITCH!" **smack** "HOW DARE YOU" **kick** "Just who in the HELL do you think you are after all I've done for you?" **punch** "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY!?" **giant thunder-like finger snap** "B-b-but EL! I sacrifice goats and sheep to you every week!" *pshaw* "Yeah, after you're done with them yourself. I'm tired of sloppy seconds." "Oh. You, uh, know abou... Um, Sorry, El. How about lambs from now on? They're virgin wool, I SWEAR!" "Abe, you are such a STUPID! LITTLE! GIRL! Get that ass I own up to the top of that mountain, and bring, oh, let me see, Yes, Isaac. Bring me Isaac. He's the pretty one." "But El! He's in his thirties! Wouldn't you rather have something a little fresher? How about that hot chubby 3 year-old over there?" "Nah. I'm not into THAT! Once I'm done taking over, I'll let the priests fuck children instead of sacrificing them. That way they'll be more experienced by the time they get to me. You might not believe this Abe, but I can sometimes be a little hard to please." ***************************************** "Abe? Abe?" **clears throat, hocking a loogie that eventually becomes Florida** "Hey, BITCH!" "Yes El?" "WTF is with this shit about your precious little city wanting to rape my Angels?" "But El, um, er, can't your angels take care of themselves against a few puny mortals?" "THAT'S NOT THE POINT, BITCH! WHERE'S MY RESPECT? Throw them your daughters, nieces, sister-wives, or any other inbred piece of female meat that you have lying around. Get my angels out of there. I don't care what they can do for themselves. THIS IS ABOUT ME!" You see? Religion really is the salvation of Humanity. GET WITH THE PROGRAM, BITCHES!
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 18:18
"Reclaim Our Culture Kentuckiana (ROCK) said in its application that it would use the money from sales of the plate to raise awareness about harm caused by pornography and the sex industry and to help people hurt or victimized by porn. **** So does that mean they'll be offering money to subsidize lube and sex toys, or will they be paying for all the carpal-tunnel surgeries for all the guys hurt by whacking it to the pron? Or did I just completely miss the point of the story again?
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 18:27
From: aulduron [Aulduron] Date: 24-Apr-2008 16:14 I'm surprised there was no mention of Florida's Christian plate. -----+-----+---- I submitted this article to Rotten today. http://news.aol.com/story/_a/florida-considers-christian-license/20080424065909990001 There is no need for all these specialty plates, stick to one plate and have another for handicapped drivers. Otherwise where will it end & what if the public demands a plate for those who 'follow' the FSM?
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 19:03
I hate specialty plates. It can be hard to decipher what state the plate is in an emergency (hit-n-run).  How many people are going to call this one in saying "yes, license plate # 17999, hit-n-run"
From: oneirogen [Oneirogen]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 19:04
I'm almost through to the upper positive plates...
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 19:09
 Life... Pass It On $20 of the annual fee supports the "Life Pass It On Trust Fund" which is used for organ donation and transplant research and educational programs promoting organ and tissue donation. If I saw this plate on a car in front of me and I needed an organ transplant or I will surely die, I guess I would ram the car banking the driver has a organ donor card.... more organs for me! mowwwwwaaaa!
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 19:29
LOL Hippity. The funniest custom vanity plates that I saw were one that read: STONED (that was on a Corvette & your already asking to get pulled over in a 'vette) and another that read AK 47. It was 2 old ladies in (one driving) an 80's Buick on the AK-47 car. I was laughing so hard I almost got into an accident. I kept getting this mental pic of 2 little old ladies holding up & waving their Kalashnikovs.
From: bgolds
Date: 24-Apr-2008 19:38
Why don't you hillbillies in Kentucky respond with a pro-porn specialty plate? The proceeds could be used to provide the homeless with some nice Jergins instead of spit.
From: pontius
Date: 24-Apr-2008 20:03
I hate porn, too. You put one of your dirty porn DVD's, fap, girlfriend comes home and then what? Stop fapping and quickly find the remote? Just continue fapping? See, porn is evil. It creates horrible moments of decision.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Apr-2008 20:16
Used to know a guy had a personalized plate IVPLA I always wondered how he got it past the censors. ( for those who don't get it, 4 play )
From: purevenom
Date: 24-Apr-2008 21:40
The only funny vanity plate I've ever seen was on a factory-pimped early eighties Cadillac. The tag read WALRUS, and when I saw the driver, who got out, at a restaurant, no less, the guy would have made Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
From: bgolds
Date: 24-Apr-2008 22:04
How about a pro-pedophile license plate for windowless vans? The proceeds could benefit Megan's Law or something. 
From: bgolds
Date: 24-Apr-2008 22:14
I know! How about a 9-11 license plate? The registration fee would be 1 trillion dollars.  ... And the proceeds would be used to fight countries that had NOTHING to do with 9-11!
From: mgr878 [matt]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 01:59
I have personalized plates on my car. They're blank. I knew a guy in NJ who had plates that said "One Gun". The cops kept pulling him over so he changed them.
From: frath0
[FratH0]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 10:27
"Reclaim our culture?" I've gone to college in both southern and eastern Kentucky, and if that's culture, AND they want it retained, then my inbred brethren really are retarded as people think. Missing teeth, poor hygeine and general stupidity are not culture.
From: jesussavez [Just hanging around]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 10:33
I got an idea, how about just asking those who agree with you to send money instead of trying to push God back into the spotlight so you can whine about the "non-believers". I'm one of those Atheists that really doesn't give a rat's ass who or what you believe in. I don't get riled about silly shit. But when people purposely attempt to start a fight, they piss me the fuck off.
From: cdave [Davey C]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 12:15
Wow. One less reason to live in Kentucky. Just goes to show you how completely out of touch these simple minded hicks are with reality.
From: robotpope [Kiss my Titanium ass]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 13:52
"Missing teeth, poor hygiene and general stupidity are not culture." ** Them's the Kaintucky Kuntree Klub elite!
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 16:40
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 24-Apr-2008 22:29 I saw a pic once of a Florida plate: # 455RGY. The FL plate has a big round orange in between 455 and RGY... (Ass Orgy for the tards among us) *** Blue this one? 
From: seeteufel [ciccio]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 20:30
It is such a pity Americans have such a short memory. Does anyone remember what it said on US banknotes before the "In God we trust" guaranteed the all mighty greenback? Surprise! I PROMISE TO PAY THE BEARER ON DEMAND
From: evil1tx [Not too evil.]
Date: 26-Apr-2008 06:13
As an Agnostic all I have to say is: In God We Trust...Maybe.
From: beavis4000 [Who?]
Date: 26-Apr-2008 08:19
BTW I just read the Adam Walsh Act goes into full effect July 2009. Anybody and everybody who is into porn could be called a sex offender. http://www.xbiz.com/articles/legal/92907
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 26-Apr-2008 12:28
beavis4000[Who?] The People Who Dreamed Up That Adam Walsh Must've Lost Their Heads 20-Years-Ago. The Whole Thing Is Nearly As Disturbing As Peter North's Artwork.......only it doesn't induce erections. 
From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 27-Apr-2008 17:38
Anyone who lives their lives according to the perceived demands of any god is automatically a loser, no exceptions. We'd be much better off if every religious person was slaughtered without a hint of mercy. Even suggesting the existence of god to a child is child abuse, period. Fuck god, fuck Jesus, fuck Allah, fuck the rest, and, especially, fuck the loser piece of shit believers. Fucking dregs of society.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 28-Apr-2008 13:14
Rotten has oficially Fallen Off  Couldn't they hire an undocumented Salvadorian for $1.25 an hour, for the sole task updating the "Daily" Rotten?
Updated: 28-Apr-2008 21:51
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