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From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 15:52
Ah it's nice to see my name in lights, it's been a while. As to the article, this is what I actually submitted: "According to the saleswoman, should the demand be high, manufacturers will go further and launch a series of themed Third Reich toys, including interiors of Hitler's chancellery, toy concentration camps with barbed wire, barracks and operating models of gas chambers and crematoriums." Maybe that's why I seldom get chosen? Well, anyway, isn't this the cat's meow? Imagine getting your kid a toy concentration camp for Xmas? Yup, wouldn't that be just oh so rotten?
From: aeon
[aeon]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 15:58
i didn't realize it until i saw that doll, but my father-in-law looks just like that. i love the spare head option, for a "kinder expression". i wonder if they plan on doing a barbiesque line of accessories, like, the hitler lunar rover, or the malibu hitler mansion, or whathaveyou.
From: purevenom
Date: 24-Apr-2008 16:11
I wonder if the concentration camp playset will include vast numbers of emaciated Juden dolls?
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 16:35
Quote:"I wonder if the concentration camp playset will include vast numbers of emaciated Juden dolls?" =-=-=-=- Well, if they are going to have operational models of the gas chambers, and ovens, they would have to have victims, wouldn't you think?
From: athenstexman
[Ron]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 16:44
From: purevenom Date: 24-Apr-2008 16:11 I wonder if the concentration camp playset will include vast numbers of emaciated Juden dolls? ==== The Jewish dolls come packed 100 to a package. The package is shaped like a box car. Also they are made of flamible material. And Hitler WAS a snappy dresser and he had tons of outfits! Collect them all!
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 17:10
Hey, every Action Figure Line needs a Bad Guy 
From: jellyfishattack
Date: 24-Apr-2008 18:37
Is the Adolph doll anatomically correct and if so, does it have only one ball? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Beat me to it.
From: barbarossa58
[Phallus Maximus]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 18:55
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 24-Apr-2008 15:47 Hitler wants barbie to shit on his face and kick him. ============== Barbie would have been a little too skinny.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 19:10
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 24-Apr-2008 18:32 Damn you Hippity, I was gonna make a snarky comment about Klaus Barbie. Is the Adolph doll anatomically correct and if so, does it have only one ball? *** Dammit Eggsy, you beat me to it. I had this whole joke about being able to buy an extra one separately but I'm just glad it was you who beat me to the punch and not some noob....
From: meeeko
Date: 24-Apr-2008 19:50
'One saleswoman said: "It is like Barbie. Kids can undress fuhrer, pin on medals and there's a spare head in the kit to give him a kinder expression on his face. "He has glasses that are round, in the manner of pacifist Jon Lennon".' -------------------------------- The glasses make it look extra creepy. And how dare that saleswoman take John's name in vain! I'm sure Lennon's twirling in his grave... Let me get this straight, these dumb fucktards are making a cuddly, stylish action figure of the villain who wanted to turn them into slave workers? Wow.
From: lexdysic [John Soames]
Date: 24-Apr-2008 23:26
Ok ok, I got it... A George Bush doll, or Hitler doll? WWJD? Give ole George and friends a bit more time. He'll rate right up there.
From: igmo909 [Igmo]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 06:41
The hitler easy bake oven would be handy for an ashtray. I'd guess he would have a VW to drive, ~(insert some reference to the ashtray being full of passengers here)
From: vomit
[Vomit]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 07:09
It said the doll cost £100 ($198) Who the fuck in Ukraine has £100 (€127) to spend on a fucking doll ? P.S. This story appeared in the Daily Mail so its probably bullshit. In fact were it true not only would the Daily Mail be likely to strongly approve but would probably have a "readers offer" where you could buy one for only £65
From: turbolover
[turbolover]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 09:39
This time I knew I was in trouble. The look on my big sister's face made it clear that I was dead meat. I wasn’t going to give up without a fight though. We crashed onto the bed and wrestled like mad, grunting and growling like a couple of crazy animals. It lasted a few minutes before she distracted me with a charley horse and pinned me to the mattress. We were both panting for breath and I was suddenly very aware of her boobs pressing against my back as she held me down. It was a good thing I was on my stomach. The grappling match had left me with a painfully stiff hard-on, embarrassing but not terribly unusual. A gentle breeze could often make me hard those days. Acting tired, I relaxed and pretended to give up. I planned on trying to throw her off when she moved up to administer the standard thwacking, but she stayed laying on top of me and didn’t move. Afraid that she was thinking up some new and even worse punishment, I quickly flipped myself over on the bed and almost succeeded at knocking her to the floor. She squealed and shoved me back down, hopping up to sit on my chest with her thighs locked around my head. Her leg had brushed against my crotch as she moved up, and to my surprise she suddenly reached back and grabbed my dick through my pants. “I thought I felt a little pin-prick,’ she said, grinning evilly down at me. “Shut up,” was my witty comeback. “Make me.” struggled to push her off but her knees had a deathgrip on my head, squeezing down around it like a nutcracker. Still grinning, she reached down and started unbuttoning her fly. “I think you need to see what a real one looks like,” she said, her voice quieter but no less malevolent. I winced, afraid to look as she pulled out her cock. This was *soooo* not right. I could already imagine the many years of therapy that were lying in wait for me. Still, I couldn’t help but look. She had some trouble getting it out, and when she finally succeeded it was obvious why. She was just as hard as I was. Seeing a rigid PENIS sticking out from the fly of a teenage girl sitting on your chest is an experience that’s not easy to describe, especially when that girl is your sister and you realize that her dick is bigger than your own. I found myself staring up at it in in a state of mild shock. It wasn’t bad as far as PENISes go I guess; it was maybe five inches long and looked really smooth and clean. It was also, though I hate to admit it, almost *cute.* She pinned my hands to the bed and looked down at me with a wicked gleam in her eyes. Her cheeks were turning a hot red color like she was blushing. I expected her to slap me with it or something, but she just sat there with her dick pointing slightly down at my face. My heart was hammering in my chest, and I suddenly realized that I was getting really turned on. There were so many things wrong here that it was hard to keep track. And it was about to get even worse. Cassie’s grin had faded, replaced with an expression of…I wasn’t sure what. Her face was suddenly serious and her boobs were rising and falling with her breathing. Her cock hung stiffly only a few inches away, aiming almost direcly for my mouth. “Suck it,” she said quietly, almost in a whisper. I stared at her dick for a moment, not sure exactly what I wanted to do. I’d never even thought about trying something like this before, but... Without even fully realizing I was doing it, I lifted my head up and gave her cock a little lick. It smelled like the body wash she used and didn’t really taste like anything. Not bad so far. I took the head between my lips and gave it a few experimental sucks. It felt warm and very stiff. Cassie gasped and leaned down over me, pushing herself further into my mouth. I started sucking harder and took as much as I could, feeling it twitch every time the head nudged against my throat. I wasn’t sure if I was doing it right, but the way she was gasping and panting led me to believe that she liked it. She was gripping my hands so tight it almost hurt. Suddenly her whole body tensed up, and before I knew what was happening there was a sudden gush of warm, salty liquid in my mouth. She let out a low groan as her cock jumped again, pumping out more of her stuff. It tasted kinda gross. I guess I could have pulled my head away, but I think I was too stunned to move. For some reason I hadn’t expected her to cum the same way a boy did. After a few more squirts, Cassie’s body relaxed and she slowly rolled off me. She sat at the edge of the bed and looked at me for a second, then suddenly stood up and ran out of the room. Not sure what else to do, I went to the bathroom to spit the stuff out. I rinsed my mouth, feeling ashamed as I realized I was still hard as a rock. It was all very confusing. Did this mean I was gay? I walked to Cassie’s room and stopped outside the door. I could hear the sound of quiet sobbing from inside. I didn’t know what I should do. I wasn’t even sure why she was crying. The situation was just too fucking weird. I went back to my room to fire up my Xbox and tried to forget about it for a while. Cassie avoided me for almost a week. I didn’t know if she was disgusted with me or just ashamed of what had happened. I wasn’t sure how I felt about it, but I knew that I didn’t want things to stay weird between us forever. That weekend I waited until mom had gone to bed and then went down the hall to Cassie’s room. I could see a faint light coming from underneath the door so I knew she was probably awake. I knocked softly. “Cassie?” There was a moment of silence. “Yeah?” “Can I come in?” Another pause, but shorter this time. “Okay.”
From: turbolover
[turbolover]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 09:40
I went in and closed the door behind me. Cassie was sitting on the edge of the bed wearing only a bra and a pair of boxers. It looked like she’d been reading a book. My eyes immediately locked on her boobs. They were pretty big and were pushing out of the top of her bra like she was starting to outgrow it. I forced myself to look up at her eyes, but she wasn’t looking at me. Neither of us said anything for a few moments. “Uh, I just wanted to say I’m sorry for, um…” I trailed off, not sure how I should finish. There wasn’t exactly a Hallmark message for this kind of thing. Cassie finally looked up at me, looking shocked. “*You’re* sorry? Jesus.” She got up and gave me an awkward hug. It was my turn to feel a bit surprised. She hadn’t hugged me in years. I’d been more expecting her to scream and maybe throw something. I could feel her boobs pushing firmly against my chest, and it was starting to have an effect on me. My shorts suddenly felt much tighter. “It wasn’t your fault. I made you do it.” She said, her head restling lightly on my shoulder. “Do you hate me?” “No.” I didn’t. In fact, hugging her like this was making me feel warm and lightheaded. “Good.” She pulled away with a smile, but her smile quickly faded as she looked down and noticed my hard-on though my shorts. “God, you are such a perv.” She punched me on the chest and walked back to her bed. “Yeah, well, so are you.” I said, then as she turned back to glare at me I quickly lunged in and yanked her boxers down around her knees. Cassie shrieked and tried to hide herself as she reached to pull them up. I was still able to get a pretty good look. She didn’t have much hair on her crotch. Her PENIS was semi-hard and I could see that she had a small set of balls hanging down below it. It was pretty weird seeing a package on the body of a sixteen year old girl, but I was starting to get used to weird things. “You are *so* dead!” She growled. I decided to make a pre-emptive strike while she was still dealing with her underwear. I tackled her backwards onto the bed, managing to gain the upper hand as she kicked and growled at me. After a quick but frenzied struggle I was able to flip her onto her stomach and pin her hands. Resting my weight on top of her, I started wondering what I could do to embarrass her and pay her back a little. The fact that I’d managed to pin her on her own bed while she was half-naked was probably pretty humiliating by itself. I wasn’t in much of a hurry to decide. Rare victories like this needed to be savored. Also, her butt was rubbing against me as she tried to push me off, and it felt kinda good. “Let go!” She twisted underneath me and I felt my dick slip between the cheeks of her ass. It lay trapped between us, pointed up at the small of her back. Sometimes I called her ‘Assie’ because her rear end was kinda big, but mostly just because the name pissed her off. Right now though it was nothing to joke about. Her boxers were only covering her ass halfway and the warmth and softness of her butt was feeling really good even through my shorts. I had an idea that I shouldn’t be doing this…it seemed almost like rape. It was the only position I could keep her down in though, and I knew that the second I let up she would kill me. Just then I noticed that she’d mostly stopped struggling. She was still twisting around a little but it didn’t seem like she was trying very hard to knock me off. Mostly it was just making my dick rub against her ass even more. After a few moments it dawned on me that she might be doing it on purpose. I’m normally a bit quicker on the uptake, but the idea that Cassie could somehow *want* me to dry hump her butt just seemed crazy. Crazy or not, it was starting to feel pretty damn nice. I decided to risk seeing if I could make it even better. She didn’t move as I let one of her hands go and worked my shorts open. I pulled her boxers down a little more, then moved back into place with my dick laying on her naked butt. I noticed quickly that the feel of skin on skin was much, much better. I moved my hips a little so that my cock rubbed slowly back and forth on the crack of her ass. I didn’t know if this was what actual sex was like, but it felt awesome.
From: turbolover
[turbolover]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 09:40
I got so lost in the sensations of pushing against her butt that I didn’t realize I was about to cum until it was already happening. I couldn’t move, or even think as my stuff started launching out all over her back. I’d played with myself plenty of times, but this was the most intense cum I’d ever had. I moved off of her when it finally stopped, suddenly feeling ashamed of myself. Cassie’s back and shoulders were streaked and messy with my sperm. Not seeing anything else to clean up with, I used my shorts to mop it up. She was still laying there quietly like she had been the whole time. The only way I knew she was even alive was from her steady breathing. I sat back on the bed, unable to keep from staring at her butt. There was just something about the curves of her hips and ass that was really hot. If I hadn’t already known she was ‘different,’ there would have been no way to tell from this angle. Acting on a sudden urge, I reached over and gently squeezed her ass with both hands. I kinda expected her to yell at me, but all I heard was something that sounded like a quiet moan. Wondering how far she would let me explore, I slowly pushed her cheeks apart until I could see her little pink butthole. It looked clean and was glistening slightly with sweat. Feeling strangely drawn to it, I moved my hand down and rubbed it lightly with my thumb. She gasped and I felt her jump a little, but she didn’t say anything or push me away. I rubbed it again, then took my hand away and stood up. Maybe she liked me touching her butt, but I had no idea what I was supposed to do down there. Cassie rolled over on her back and looked at me. Her dick was very stiff and lying back against her stomach, the tip all shiny and wet-looking. I could see the shapes of her nipples poking against her bra. She just laid there watching me as I sat down next to her and put my hand around her cock. I started moving my hand slowly up and down, noticing how soft the skin felt despite how stiff it was. Even her dick seemed girly. I was thinking about sucking it a little when she suddenly moaned and raised her hips. I instinctively pumped a little harder as I saw a thick white jet of cum shoot out over my hand and land on her stomach. She kept flexing her hips as a few more spurts came out, then she fell limp with a long sigh. The sight of her cumming had made my own cock fully hard again. She saw it sticking up as I stood to wipe off my hand and her stomach. She groaned and rolled her eyes. “Go to bed, Knob,” she said, tugging her boxers back up. “Just remember that I owe you a beating.” She grinned evilly and I made a hasty exit before she decided to make good on it. Things were quiet for a few days. It was obvious to me that I was getting more and more attracted to my own sister, and it was just as obvious that it didn’t bother me much. I knew it was wrong but it didn’t feel like what we did was hurting anybody. Anyway, thinking about it too much just gave me a headache, so I stopped worrying. I did know that the idea of playing with another guy’s dick still grossed me out. With Cassie it was different. One afternoon we were doing chores. I’d felt hyperactive all day, and when I saw Cassie leaning over in the kitchen to get something from under the sink I couldn’t resist the urge to snap her with a damp rag. Her ass was just too tempting a target. The cloth impacted against her butt with a startlingly loud crack, and she yelped and spun around with murder in her eyes. I ran, laughing like a maniac the whole time. She cornered me in the living room before I could make the stairs. I tried to fake her out and jump past, but she caught me and tackled me down onto the couch. I did my best to escape, but her wet hands gave her an unfair advantage when grabbing my clothes. They also hurt when she pinned me face down with her knees in my back and started spanking me hard on the butt. “If you’re gonna act like a brat, you’re gonna get treated like one,” she said, her voice sounding stern though I was sure that she had a huge grin on her face. It wasn’t really a typical spanking either. She rested her hand on my butt for a little while in between smacks, sometimes even squeezing it a bit. It was embarrasing and the spanking part hurt, but the more gentle stuff felt kinda good. After a few minutes she suddenly reached underneath me and put her hand on my crotch like she was checking to see if I was hard. And if course, I was. “Perv.” She gave me another hard whack on the ass, then let me up and went back to the kitchen. I followed slowly, my rear end smarting and my dick hard as a rock. I watched Cassie’s butt as she walked, suddenly feeling more horny than I ever had in my life. She went back to the sink and a few seconds later I moved up from behind and grabbed her, my dick pressing against her ass. Even though I hadn’t planned it that way, my hands ended up right on her boobs. They felt warm and heavy and really nice in my palms. “Stop it.” Cassie pulled my hands off her chest and wriggled away toward the counter. I was way too turned on to listen. I caught her and put my hands back on her tits, squeezing them a little as I started rubbing against her like I’d done on her bed. I felt like I was going to cum even with our clothes still on. I kept expecting her to stop me again, but she didn’t. She just leaned forward, putting her hands on the counter as I played with her boobs and slowly humped her butt. After only a few minutes I started to cum, feeling a rush of sticky heat fill my underwear. I rested up against her for a bit, feeling her boobs moving slowly up and down in my hands as she breathed. It felt really neat. Suddenly she turned around and pushed me down on my knees. I watched as she quickly undid her pants, her stiff cock falling out almost right away. I didn’t hesitate. I started sucking it as hard as I could, hearing Cassie groan softly as she flexed her hips toward my mouth. I reached around and started feeling her butt as I sucked on as much of her dick as I could. The look on her face told me that she was really enjoying it, and I started to wonder what having my own sucked would feel like. She put her hand on my head and ran her fingers roughly through my hair, then a few seconds later her cock got even harder and started squirting in my mouth. It didn’t taste as gross as I remembered, and I decided to swallow it and see what would happen. It didn’t kill me. Cassie moaned and leaned back against the countertop, and I kept sucking her gently until she pushed me away. She gave me a weird little smile as I stood up, then smacked me again on the butt. “Okay,” she said, suddenly looking serious again. “Stop fucking around and finish your chores.”
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 13:55
 And, "Barbie" is Klaus Barbie, the Butcher of Lyon -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Barbie 
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 14:12
Spook, I bought that German Barbie doll for a friend's daughter. It's part of a collection of "World Barbies". I pretended I bought it back from Munich for her. She was too young to know the difference. I was thinking of keeping that aryan barbie for myself but I leave all the barbie collecting to others.
From: turbolover
[turbolover]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 18:39
Yup, thats me! He ripped it from a video I made that I posted on an earlier forum. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1162870/brum_the_bread_based_gum/
From: noneofyourbsnss [really noneofyourbusiness]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 19:41
after Stalin's atrocities the 3 million dead were like a walk in the park. And don't forget that the Ukrainians actively hunted&killed jews. They even started it all by themselves. Good people that Ukrainians. Then don't forget that a huge amount of the dead Ukrainians in WW2 were cased by Pro-Stalin guerrillas - fighting not only against germans, but Ukrainians and Ukrainian Anti-Stalin guerillas. So no surprise they like Hitler ....
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 21:03
Quote:"So no surprise they like Hitler ...." =-=-=-=-=-= Yeah, he only caused two and a half million of them to die, and they were not all Jews, either. What's not to like?
From: noneofyourbsnss [really noneofyourbusiness]
Date: 25-Apr-2008 22:30
compared with Stalin he was much less blood thirsty. And a lot of the people killed were victims of Pro-Stalin guerrillas.
From: sp00k
Date: 25-Apr-2008 23:17
From: dontspeak [while DS is talking] Date: 25-Apr-2008 18:52 turbo, for whatever reason, bgolds has your pic at the end of his profile. Restraining order time. ======== Well DS, I have your pic at the end of my profile. Whats the big deal?
From: eyestone [ofthecircledtrees]
Date: 26-Apr-2008 07:47
eyestone thinks this is one of history's greater ironies: most neo Nazis today are found among those nations which the Führer himself labeled as Untermensch only fit to serve the Aryans as slave labour. Among Russians there have actually been cases of Jewish skinheads, if I remember my Rotten Lore correctly. Any more proof needed to strengthen the hypothesis that racism and asshattery are two sides of the same coin?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 27-Apr-2008 05:22
Klaus 'Barbie'! That's fucking hilarious....watch the kvetching kikerous ones shit matzo-balls over this. (self-obssessed fuckers!) This is spot-on......little smoke-stacks and imaginary cakes of soap and skin-lampshades to boot? "Arbeit macht frei" - Get some dirt under those fingernails herr juden. Too droll!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 27-Apr-2008 05:43
That scum also hounded poor Kurt Waldheim into his grave.....bastards. Did you know he did service for SETI and sent his voice in English out to potential listeners? 'I send greetings on behalf of the people of our planet. We step out of our solar system into the universe, seeking only peace...' A great man; whose reputation was tarnished by garbage for a situation beyond his control.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 27-Apr-2008 07:14
Why all the fuss?? You're knocking modern American virtues. How unpatriotic.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 27-Apr-2008 10:51
LOL x 3... Yea old Kurt was a "great man", you bet.. Only a wanna be nazi warlord would like this fuck, right vale? Here's what the Original speech record that Kurt planned if only things had turned out better.. "I send greetings on behalf of der Fuhrer and his people on his planet.. .. We goosestep out of the Solar system seeking Conquest, slaves and Planet living space.. Surrender or you vill be shot... Yes, der Fuhrer misses him, indeed. 
From: golem22 [Island]
Date: 27-Apr-2008 19:48
I totally want hitler, then i can play make believe and have hitler rape barbie! How awsome is that?
From: fuglyfrank [ss-dd]
Date: 28-Apr-2008 05:25
Hitler has only got one ball ,Goering has two but they are small, Himmler is very similar, and Goebbells has no balls at all.
From: fescue
Date: 28-Apr-2008 08:31
I totally want hitler, then i can play make believe and have hitler rape barbie! How awsome is that? ********************************* Then G.I.Joe can come, rescue Barbie and hound Hitler until he commits suicide while hiding in his box.
Updated: 28-Apr-2008 14:13
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