From: tucanscrew [three's more fun]
Date: 24-Dec-2005 23:55

She must have had a bunch of calls from a bunch of boyfriends, in her caller id, for this to seem like a good idea.

"I swear, if you're ex calls one more time tonight, I'm going to shove that damn phone down your throat."

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 00:29

Could've been worse

A visit to the OBGYN

From: spacedcadet5555 [dick]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 00:31

hold my calls please.

From: shadowed [Shadow]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 01:11

I wonder if he poked at her throat to call the police...

From: jaynie [The one and only...]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 02:27

So I guess this means Blue Springs women swallow?
Oh wait, she didn't swallow, did she, but at least she was trying!

From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 03:05

Reminds me of the Beavis and Butthead episode where Stuart's dad gets an anal adjustment from some big hairy dude the delinquent duo had been pranking. Getting wheeled away on the stretcher, cell phone still lodged securely in the rectum, those wicked boys rang up the phone number again. Ouch!

That episode was so damn funny. Thank you, Mike Judge.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 06:42

I've been asking my GF for years to put my mobile in her pussy and then call her. For years, the answer was and still is no! Is it cheating when you put your mobile in another pussy in this case?

From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 07:02

OMG. My first thought was exactly the same as tucanscrew!

Now I'm just scared.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 25-Dec-2005 07:03

She needs a phone like this one.

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 07:25

So she had trouble breathing huh? The wonder of it was that she could breath at all.

From: brightwood [Bright]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 07:38

You know, that guy might just be one of the better examples of Christian I've ever encountered.

If that were my soon-to-be ex-girlfriend trying to keep my cell phone away from me, I might have been too tempted to tell her "You're the one with my phone; you make the call to 911 yourself" and just left her there wheezing and gasping, and not even trying to do the Heimlich or an emergency tracheotomy.

"It's a game of keep away, and you win! Now, keep away!"

From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 08:08

I don't believe this...

From: redrubberballs [salty]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 09:11

This has been one of my dark fantasies. Only it involves the other end of the alimentary canal. If she can get a cell phone down her throat, she has a job waiting at the Mustang Ranch!

From: parasite6163 [peter fine]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 10:12

fucking red-necks, if they aren't fucking a family member, or sticking things up each others asses, they're eating things now besides week old road kill.
BITCH, GET OFF THE PHONE. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

From: cybermecium [eat my dirty asshole.]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 10:50

too bad the bitch didnt die. if my girlfriend wouldn't give me the phone i'd shove that shit down her throat myself. stupid bitch.

From: rednecknightmare [dude]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 12:06

Verizon is going to be all over this. "Can you hear me now, bitch?"

From: marlysfan [Guy Incognito]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 12:24

First of all, I'm pissed 'cause I submitted in three days ago!

Alright, now I that I'm done being a whiny pussy, I'll continue. Blue Springs has a notorious meth problem. Back in my tweaker days, I got spun out there all the time. Anyways, I'm going with the theory that they were crazy high and got into a fight, resulting in the cell phone mishap.

Those meth heads, what will they do next?

From: 8soft [Chest Ironslab]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 14:10

Mikeisgreen,want to bet the girl in the photo had the cell phone set on vibrate and called herself all day with a big smile on her face.

From: dreamphantom [Dream Phantom]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 17:28

At least we know she swallows

From: dragon [DrunkenTigerStonedDragon]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 20:41

Is that my celli in your belly?

From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 27-Aug-2006 19:26

This is a test post.