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Sleep Emailing, The Latest Clinical Malady
London Telegraph | Submitted by: ZZZlolNor.
"[While asleep] she then turned on the computer, connected to the internet, and logged on by typing her username and password to her email account. She then composed and sent three emails... Each was in a random mix of upper and lower cases, not well formatted and written in strange language." Keyboard in photo needs a droolguard.
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From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 14-Dec-2008 18:07
She wasn't sleepwalking, she was drunk, and too ashamed to admit it the next day.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Dec-2008 18:13
Hey, I've been here after taking ambien, so I can see this happening. Would have been funnier if they'd shown up at her house though.
From: screeb
[screeb]
Date: 14-Dec-2008 18:35
You called it goyle. My thoughts exactly, although they referred to it as ambiguous "prescription medication." Ambien is more prone to induce sleepwalking than other sleep meds. And the benzo effects can account for the lack of recollection of the events. It's kind of like a drunk blackout.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 14-Dec-2008 18:39
Sleep typing? At least France was not even in the picture.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Dec-2008 19:06
screeb, if you've seen some latenight posts I've made after taking one, well, lets just say that what she did sounds terribly familiar. I only know because I can come back here the morning after and I see my own posts and think "WTF did I do last night? " I have sent emails and had to send apologies later,, I was embarrassed to say the least
From: diarrheaomelette [with corn]
Date: 14-Dec-2008 19:20
"It's kind of like a drunk blackout" ----------- oh. I can relate to that.
From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 14-Dec-2008 20:03
She was emailling in TONGUES - it's a miracle! Somebody say Amnen!
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 14-Dec-2008 21:00
>> "a husband would, almost every night, suddenly grab his wife's buttocks during sleep for no apparent reason." Here's a reason; they were round and bouncy.
From: groundnpound [Ghillie Sinclair]
Date: 15-Dec-2008 01:58
I masturbate in my sleep; one or two times, this woke up the bitch, which in turn woke me up to find a schpincter clamped around my hard on, and shit all over the bed from wild anal sex. I need to stop taking sleep aids, and start doing more laundry again.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 15-Dec-2008 10:05
I recall a case where a husband murdered his wife, while sleep walking. He was convicted, because he hid the murder weapon, and it was theorized that he would have needed to be awake to accomplish that. Now, we have someone sending EMails...makes a person wonder.
From: greenfuzz [greenfuzz]
Date: 15-Dec-2008 15:57
Drunk. The Telegraph is 100% bullshit. Why print anything from there. It's all crap.
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 15-Dec-2008 17:14
I'm sorry I kind of drifted off while reading that page. (This does explain a lot of Docz's post though.)
From: screeb
[screeb]
Date: 15-Dec-2008 19:31
goyle, everybody posts on here while impaired to some degree, no embarrassment should be involved. It's Rotten!
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 15-Dec-2008 20:38
Each was in a random mix of upper and lower cases, not well formatted and written in strange language. **** It's drunkenese. A language I'm terribly familiar with. And despite its name you can become a master speaker of the language without ever touching a drop of liquor. Just pop a few powerful prescription drugs, or get a bad enough shot to the head and you too can converse in the ancient language of the blotto... (Not to be confused with bake-lish. The grammar of the truly toasted.)
From: redrum4all
[Perhaps it's a result of anxiety...]
Date: 16-Dec-2008 08:54
"From: screeb [screeb] Date: 15-Dec-2008 19:31 goyle, everybody posts on here while impaired to some degree, no embarrassment should be involved. It's Rotten!" totally true, embarassment is for pussies. I'm wasted right now AND i have to stay here at work for almost 6 more fing hours. It's fuckin 18 degrees right now and my car overheated. Only solution is to get drunbk and fuck responsibility. Responsibility has a sandpaper clit so it's really hard to fuck. See sirbutlust for details
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 16-Dec-2008 12:14
HaHa!! I call bullshit. Anyway, Bernie Madoff ran his hedge fund in his sleep too. 
Updated: 16-Dec-2008 15:10
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