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Scorpions do not belong in the operating room
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"A live scorpion found in a Greek hospital operating room just weeks after a rat tail surfaced in the soup of another establishment has revived a long debate in Greece about the quality of public health services on offer." ... "The ministry ordered an investigation to determine the cause of this intrusion, without excluding the possibility that the small arthropod simply crawled in out of the vegetation that surrounds the hospital. Officials are more suspicious about the rat tail -- found in November in a pot of soup at the Athens psychiatric hospital of Dromokaitio -- amid reports that it appeared to have been sliced by a knife."
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From: sharted [oops...i sharted]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 23:27
Looks like I'm FIRST byotches. So suck my wang.
From: ragnarlodbrok [Shaggypants]
Date: 25-Dec-2005 23:31
M-M-M-M-M! That's some good smelling soup. If I could get out of this straight-jacket I'd eat some.
From: spacedcadet5555 [dick]
Date: 26-Dec-2005 00:36
the cat was chasing the rat, that the farmers wife took a slice at. the rat was looking for the scorpion. not hard to follow the clues. why am I in the Quiet room? where are my shoe laces?
From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 26-Dec-2005 00:48
A live scorpion found in a Greek hospital operating room just weeks after a rat tail surfaced in the soup of another establishment has revived a long debate in Greece about the quality of public health services on offer. All this shit happens in hospitals and they want a DEBATE? What's to debate? Do it the American way and start suing those hospitals dammit.
From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself]
Date: 26-Dec-2005 05:21
Hope there's no fingers in the chili. Euripides is so embarrassed.
From: snyznyk [snyznyk]
Date: 26-Dec-2005 07:32
Officials are more suspicious about the rat tail oooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
From: snyznyk [snyznyk]
Date: 26-Dec-2005 07:34
Greece, where they separate the men from the boys.. with a crow bar!
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 26-Dec-2005 12:14
Yummy toasted scorpion on stick: 
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 26-Dec-2005 12:55
Scorpions need medical care toooooooooo!
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 26-Dec-2005 13:07
So soon we forget about the tasty penis goulash served for lunch in a South African hospital: [co.za]
From: dragon [DrunkenTigerStonedDragon]
Date: 26-Dec-2005 13:47
It's called a protein diet. I love a little scorpion with my rat tail.
From: becouchgrass
[danesbong]
Date: 26-Dec-2005 14:10
jesus christ no one gives a fuck if your first. you just seem like a dick. if the same shit that happens at what used to be big boys here, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, all that crap, i'll go postal.
From: mljohns00 [Radical Conservative]
Date: 26-Dec-2005 15:56
I live in Arizona, and I can tell you that exterminating scorpions is VERY difficult. They can slip into miniscule cracks, are armored, and are immune to most common insecticides. When you spray for them, they bury themselves in the ground and can hibernate for six months without food or water. Eliminating rats is one thing....but scorpions are REALLY tough to keep out if they happen to be living in the area.
From: tsentsen [tsentsen]
Date: 26-Dec-2005 16:27
cheezboiga, cheezboiga, cheezeboiga...sorry no fries ~ cheeps.
From: prettysneaky
[pretty sneaky]
Date: 26-Dec-2005 22:03
From: prettysneaky [pretty sneaky] Date: 26-Dec-2005 22:01 I have a couple of drinking partners Carol, and the Bug~Man! Well on april 1st, I left a message w/the bug man to call carol! Cos Carol had a bunch of scorpions in her tub! WINK WINK! The bug man calls carol and she goes what the fuck I don't have scorpions! Then they realized Pretty sneaky april fooled em!
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 27-Dec-2005 00:24
A government institution that has problems? I'm shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you! As long as public labour unions know they can't be touched, they'll be impossible to discipline. If these little fuckers keeping the place varmint-free were actually afraid of being fired, maybe they would, well I know this sounds harsh but, WORK dammit! Public labour unions need to be banned. Their membership think they have the right to determine what to do with taxpayer's money, rather than the government elected by the taxpayers, and know they can't be fired. Therefore, many (not all) of them are lazy, incompetent fucks. Paid to breathe is what they think of their job descriptions. This is why public services are so shitty. A government janitor makes about $8/hour pay and $10/hour welfare. I kid you not. $18 an hour to push a fucking broom. That's entry-level, not seniority. I'm referring to public transit in Montreal, not specialized janitorial work in hospitals (much harder and needs much more brains). If a private business is crippled by a strike, they can refuse to cave, and close down. Governments don't have that option, and if you live in any country that is the slightest bit socialized, governments have traditionally needed the support of labour unions to get re-elected. The only place labour unions belong is in the private sector. Off the soapbox now.
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 27-Dec-2005 07:24
Last night, I dreamt that there were scorpions in my house and I had to kill them with a shovel before they stung my family. I blame Rotten.com, and intend to sue for trauma and emotional damage to the tune of $1mil. That, or just not eat week-old leftover roast beef at midnight any more.
From: frontwoods [Fred]
Date: 29-Dec-2005 10:14
Ahhhh Yeah,There's nothing better than Scorpion Soup.Used to catch them in Texas and into the pot. Rat tails used to be served in a Montreal Chinese restaurant,that was o.k. but when the health services found the cases of dog food outside the back door they shut em down. Guy in Mass. used to serve dog food burgers too,finally closed him down too. Wonder if the people in Sweden (on welfare) are still eating canned dog food?? This last is a rumor. P.s. sCORPION TASTES LIKE CHICKEN AS DOES FROG LEGS,RATTLER AND ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTERS.hAHA
Updated: 31-Dec-2005 04:07
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