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Unfortunate Wife Regrets Nut Allergy
Daily Mail | Submitted by: AlergyPubes
"The pain that I was feeling was inside, like somebody sticking needles up inside of me like a real painful burning... The pain, and at times blisters, would go on for weeks, she said... The couple were eventually told that Julie suffers from seminal plasma hypersensitivity: "The body recognizes the sperm as a foreign protein, like it would recognize a peanut allergen or a pollen so you have swelling, you have itching, you have inflammation of the nerve endings."
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From: frankcastle [GoFuckYourself]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 13:02
So she didn't swallow either for the first 2 years? Gotta try before you buy.
From: frankcastle [GoFuckYourself]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 13:19
I was rather surprised I was first. It probably won't happen again so I'll just enjoy that for now.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 14:09
avoid allergy. gargle your family. dna matches.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 14:57
They could always go test tube baby, if they want a kid. Or, I could volunteer to donate my massivly strong, unstoppable sperm...it could pound it's way through a brick wall, and kills other sperm that dare to get in it's way...why, it will even batter through the outside of the egg, and kick out any sperm that that may have gotten there first!
From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 15:23
Poor bastard. It's not like he can return her, like defective merchandise, and exchange her for a new wife.
From: punkyrooster
[The Fighting Cock]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 18:47
This is like the ONE time it's a good thing she never gave head; her airway would have closed and she'd literally die from it! All you other women, move along... pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! So... Is her name Anna Phalaxis?
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 19:16
A rather interesting article as of late. Man, having sex it never crossed my mind that one could be allergic to sperm; but it makes sense as it is a protein & those can cause allergies. Well, it just said she's allergic to his sperm, so maybe it's just his shit DNA? Surly she's fucked others & w/o a condom? Naw, look at them, they deserve each other. In fact, if I had to fuck him I'd claim a sperm allergy, or a vaginal allergy if I had to fuck her! Selmore is funny, but I think he'd scare me IRL. Oh, & posted from my iPhone 
From: selmore
[dave]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 21:48
What the heck is IRL, the Sel needs to know. Hey Caterroni, I have an anaphylactic shock mortuary story. Young girl too (19 yr old) out to eat with her parents, long story short, they were at a greek restaurant and they asked "any peanuts" and were reassured no peanuts, fast forward, when the ambulance got there the EMT didnt have any epinephrine in the freggin ambulance. So the girl died, thats where I met the mom and dad. That's some shit. Cat 2, We have to make sure you are not allergic to my spooge. Can we rub some all over your face and boobs? Gotta make sure you dont have seminal plasma hypersensitivity.
From: selmore
[dave]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 21:58
Imagine no blow job ever. Not while shes asleep, drunk, passed out on rohypnol or GHB, X or anything. I'd say that's grounds for divorce. What am I thinking, once married, nobody gets blow jobs or poontang anyway. Definitely not anal. That's just something the bicches do for you until their name gets put on the checking account. I hate em. Bicches. I should kill a few, like Mr Cleveland
From: catcrys
[Crystal]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 22:41
It is a little known fact that there is a nerve in the fourth finger of a woman's left hand that when compressed, say by a ring, makes her allergic to sperm.
From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 05:55
Good for them I hope the happily never reproduce. Out of the gene pool buddy.
From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 06:44
Too bad Barbara Bush didn't have the same affliction.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 07:01
Selmore, IRL = in real life. I've been in funeral services my whole life & that story you told is not unique to me, but thanks for sharing. Well, did you fuck the dead girl? I swear selmore if you were Canadian I'd swear we'd have worked together at one point, you remind me of this guy I know.
From: theevilgnome
[WickedQueenWicker]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 08:51
From: sharkman69 [Me]Date: 4-Nov-2009 15:23 Poor bastard. It's not like he can return her, like defective merchandise, and exchange her for a new wife. ------------- Why not?
From: selmore
[dave]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 11:03
no, but when i filled her cavity, i had to order extra cotton and a roll of duct tape. Only times I've been to Canada was salmon fishing along the west coast. Tyax one year and Sonora resort the next. Just kidding about the prep work, I am a cemeterian not a embalmer. I remember the story 1.Because the uniqueness. 2.Because the mother told me she wished she would have bought a private mausoleum (and the dufus "counselor" sold them some crappy ole regular spot.") She didn't even mention mausoleum. (the ass wipe) Next time i'm up to Canada, (God Save the Queen), I'm gonna save up and you know what, to your who know what. Just don't follow me home or keep calling afterward.
Updated: 5-Nov-2009 14:39
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