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Sacred Testament Besmeared
Windsor Star | Submitted by: Goby
"A man was arrested in the Vancouver suburb of Surrey after he defecated on the seat of a car, wiped himself off with a Bible and then sought refuge in a nearby police vehicle... The outraged partygoers began yelling at the man, who then climbed into a police vehicle, where he was bit by a service dog and then arrested."
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From: nzgothpott [Smokingthe Reefer]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 12:57
Holy Shitter! The bible was actually useful for something!
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 13:03
I'm telling ya, there are better things to wipe with than that. A priest's vestment or a nun's habit ... or a nun, for example.
From: frankcastle [GoFuckYourself]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 13:07
Or anything remotely religious
From: nzgothpott [Smokingthe Reefer]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 13:08
Hey, I may be a twisted fetishist, but if theres one thing organized religions are good for, its sacrilegious use of their vestments as a little bit of kinky dress up. Just saying. I mean, you know how it is. Phwoar. Nuns.
From: goby
[goby]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 13:13
I thought that the title "Finally a Good Use for the Bible Has Been Found" was better i my opinion. Or the Drunk Pentad.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 13:30
Fucking Hilarious! You couldn't make this shit up!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Nov-2009 14:50
So there is a use for the bible afterall,, LOL. Too bad he didn't shit in the cop car though.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 16:10
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 4-Nov-2009 15:03 I recommend Deuteronomy and Ecclesiastes for explosive diarrhea. --------- Why exclude Exodus? (many turds exited there) Leon Uris' 'Topaz' is great read though....useless kiker that he was.
From: lovecraftian [Malcontent]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 17:52
There's the solution to the discomfort of the abrasive store brand paper I have right now. I should just get some nice soft bibles and books for mormon for shit tickets.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 04:52
Bible in every motel room...bible in every porto potty
From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 05:59
The reason he didn't shit in the cop car is because they would've made him clean it. Don't ask me how I know.
From: 420pockets [munchies]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 11:06
Talking about wiping away all your transgressions.
From: devildoll13 [Jaime]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 11:14
I hope it was the King James version, because that book is full of shit anyway.
Updated: 5-Nov-2009 21:12
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