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Mayor Reveals Ghastly Premonition
Daily Mail | Submitted by: IlPubefather
"Speaking during his re-election ceremony, he announced: "Black Saldana, who apparently is the one who was asking for my head, was found dead today in Mexico City." The problem was that the barefoot, blindfolded corpse of "Black Saldana" was not found for another four hours... His body was also not identified for another two days... When questioned about whether he knew anything about his opponent's death, Mr Fernandez said: "Sometimes there are coincidences in life. It's better to look at it this way."
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From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 13:11
It could be a coincidence. I wouldn't cross this guy, just to be safe.
From: proudpedophile
[sex b4 8, or it's 2 L8]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 14:39
"a Drug Enforcement Administration spokesman said U.S. agents routinely coordinate with Mexican investigators trying to crack down on drug cartels." In other words, US agents routinely travel to Mexico to murder people so that the CIA won't have any competition.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Nov-2009 15:02
Someone didn't get the memo as to when they should make the announcement? Heads will roll for this one.
From: direhate88 [your mom]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 18:09
beaners killing beaners. fan the flames. maybe it will travel north. just the eyebrows of their "women" would go up like the kuwaiti oilfields. refried beans anyone?
From: inthebeginning [(It Was Real Good)]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 20:59
Mexican politics can sometimes be very eye-opening. They have developed the "Chicago" style system of graveyard voting to perfection. Now they have dead candidates running for office, and losing of course, so there'll be no embarrassing questions about vote count. Next, after eliminating the competition...they're gonna eliminate elections.
From: reverendchang
[Dr. Wang]
Date: 4-Nov-2009 23:40
"WHAT? I said South Pancho Villa street you idiot! SOUTH!. Get the fuck over there and discover that body! I announced his death three hours ago!"
From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 06:35
Lol, I love it. move along now. Nothing to see here. move along please.
Updated: 5-Nov-2009 14:39
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