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Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train
Fredericksburg Free Lance-Star | Submitted by: dngrdnky
"She said the man was yelling at himself when he looked at her and asked if she was OK. The woman responded that she was, then asked if the suspect was OK, Kennedy said. The suspect then began screaming and cursing at the woman, who ran into her home and called the Sheriff's Office... About 30 minutes later, Kennedy said, police were notified that a CSX train had struck a naked man in the area of Butler and Cool Springs roads."
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From: punkyrooster
[The Fighting Cock]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 13:29
Back in my days of, shall we say, youthful indiscretions, I died a number of times while on mushrooms. It was all entirely subjective, of course, and did not involve trains, planes, nor automobiles.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Nov-2009 13:35
See, even magic shrooms can't beat a Train. The train always wins. He's lucky all he got is a cut and arrested though.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 14:12
Open the pod bay doors Hal.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 14:53
wound up at a party and 2 guys were doing mushrooms and one then the other hurled and were fingerpainting with it in total awe and amazement. I passed on eating and just smoked.
From: francisco
[d'Anconia]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 15:28
This dude is gonna have a GREAT story to go with that forehead scar the rest of his life. Hope it gets him laid at least once. Future job interviews could be tricky.
From: reddbud [yah, still a virgin...]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 16:24
the real story of how harry potter got his forehead scar?
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 19:59
trains always win. never bring a gun to a train fight. or shrooms. trains ALWAYS win. 
From: lee451
[The Right To Own Guns Is The Right To Be Free]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 20:45
I live about 2 miles from there (actually, one mile east of the Ferry Farm WalMart if anyone is familiar with the area). Why can't I find any shrooms? I walked those tracks many times when I was a kid. That asshole is fortunate the train was going so slowly when he tried to stop it with his body. Uh, why is "Cool Springs" Road in italics? It is always great to see the hometown paper in here and on Fark.com
From: hashdasher [Mike Ock]
Date: 6-Nov-2009 00:54
I like how it took 4 deputies to take down the crazy naked guy. I can't wait until the pigs add tranqualizer guns to their arsenal for just these types of situations. Then I will eat a big sack of psychotropic mushrooms and run around naked in public so i can get tranqed.
From: 420pockets [munchies]
Date: 7-Nov-2009 12:20
probably was eating the native liberty caps thet grow around that region in any case he likely was on other drugs too.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 8-Nov-2009 15:03
Great visuals on SlamTrak. Take the scenic route.
Updated: 8-Nov-2009 15:04
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