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Underwear Research Halted
WLWT 5 Cincinatti | Submitted by: gargoyle1
"Prosecutors said Ben Hawkins, 44, told parents that he worked for Springfield Research, a fictitious company, and asked for assistance as part of a marketing survey. Hawkins met with the parents and children, who ranged in age from 9 to 16 years old, and moved the children to a separate area where he asked them to remove their clothing so he could inspect their underpants, prosecutors said."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Aug-2008 15:23
Was he checking for skid marks and racing stripes? He should have sent to Japan for them, they give them up for vending machines there.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 15:44
Wow, one would think that valuable research like this might be worth more than 109 counts. I wonder if he will try to arrange a plea deal, his research info, for a shorter term? Underwear makers from all over the world need to know what he has found.
From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 15:49
Talk about a fruit of the loom,I tell ya what.He needs a super-atomic wedgie every hour,on the hour,for the rest of his life.
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 15:51
The FBI has produced this from his photo to show what he will look like when he gets out of jail. 
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 15:52
You are fucking kidding me right? Some guy comes to check your underage children in private and you fucking let him? Not in my house.
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:45
but.....he had a clipboard and a ID card that said "Official Underwear Inspector"
From: synther [Mr. Sarcastic]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:07
I guess the part about this that is really disturbing is the "Hawkins met with the parents and children..." And said WHAT exactly to the parents that would then allow him to move "the children to a separate area where he asked them to remove their clothing so he could inspect their underpants?" Perp: "Yeah, I wanna move your children to the garage, have them strip, and inspect their underwear." Parents: "Uhmm....why?" Perp: "Research! I'm a man of duty. All in the name of science..." Parents: "Well, since you put it that way...sure!" Morons.
From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:16
There's a link to another nice article on that page: http://www.wlwt.com/news/17091046/detail.html Dad Accused Of Locking Kids In Basement Punishment Was For Sneaking Out, Dad's Lawyer Says DELHI TOWNSHIP -- A Delhi Township dad accused of locking his children in his basement is now locked up himself. Police said Robert Owens kept his 13-year old daughter and 14-year old son in the basement of his home on Mayhew Avenue. The windows were blacked out so no one could see in or out. Owens' lawyer said Owens was punishing his children for sneaking out of the house. 
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:22
Useless, I have a few questions.... What sort of basement are we talking about here? Is it the kind converted into a rec room with AC, a bathroom, TV and other conveniences? Or was it some dank, dusty, spider-ridden hole under the house? If it is the former, I see no problem with containing the children there. If the latter, it's child abuse.
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:23
Diddlers suck for sure, but what is with 'importuning'? It sounds like they either made it up or stole it from a Need For Speed game.
From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:28
From: synther [Mr. Sarcastic] Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:07 I guess the part about this that is really disturbing is the "Hawkins met with the parents and children..." And said WHAT exactly to the parents that would then allow him to move "the children to a separate area where he asked them to remove their clothing so he could inspect their underpants?" Perp: "Yeah, I wanna move your children to the garage, have them strip, and inspect their underwear." Parents: "Uhmm....why?" Perp: "Research! I'm a man of duty. All in the name of science..." Parents: "Well, since you put it that way...sure!" Morons. ------------------------------------------------ Naaah He probably used the J word. The one parents can't resist. as in "The Lord Jesus Commandeth Me to Inspect the Underpants of Thine Yung-uns." Maybe he's one of these guys: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Christian_Boy_Love_Forum http://www.cblf.org/   http://nambla.org/ 
From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:32
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:22 Useless, I have a few questions.... What sort of basement are we talking about here? Is it the kind converted into a rec room with AC, a bathroom, TV and other conveniences? Or was it some dank, dusty, spider-ridden hole under the house? If it is the former, I see no problem with containing the children there. If the latter, it's child abuse. ========================================== I pasted the entire article. The news is from Cincinnati where Jerry Springer was once mayor so go figure.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:49
Maybe he wore horn-rimmed glasses and a white shirt and one of those ties that are too short and too wide. Oh, and a pocket protector. That's what a researcher is supposed to look like.
From: diarrheaomelette [with corn]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 18:13
"where he asked them to remove their clothing so he could inspect their underpants, prosecutors said" ------------------------------------- would that be a visual inspection? Or is he a sniffer... or a toucher... or a taster... or a feeler...
From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 18:25
He got a 16-year-old to drop their drawers simply by asking.When I was 16 it took me at least a 6 pack and a couple joints to get a girl out her bloomers.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 19:01
You people are all missing the boat on this one. Underwear research is right up there with...uh...let me see...oh...yeah...ummm...OK...the research conducted by the stretch limo society. What you may ask does the stretch limo society investigate? I can't tell you, but it's right up there with underage underwear wearer's research...A deep undercover program.(pun intended)
From: marquisdesade [Incarnate]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 21:09
Any parent that took this guy’s bullshit at face value should have a choice of either being spayed, neutered or beaten about the head and ears with a crowbar.
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 21:57
105 years he's facing. up here in namby pamby liberal infested canuckistan that'd be whittled down to 105 days.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 22:07
From: sp00k Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:45 but.....he had a clipboard and a ID card that said "Official Underwear Inspector" **** Hell I had on one of these:  Didn't stop any cute young coeds from slapping the shit out of me when I tried to perform my duties....
From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 00:49
I remember well my first time at Hooters. I was expecting topless girls with big hooters. Instead, all I saw were some mighty ugly barnyard animals with no hooters. And don't even start me on the plastic shit they pass off as food there. They never show the REAL hooters waitresses in any of their literature.  
From: gotchaby1 [sharon]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 05:55
I wander if he had those little nifty stickers that said "inspected by #19"?
From: rottengirl [bring on the spankings]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 06:03
I could understand him taking advantage of like 5 year olds. How the hell does he manage to find enough mentally retarded 9-16 year olds who don't know enough to say something that he could get away with such a thing for so long? Oh wait... this was in Ohio... Also: Why are men almost always the weirdos? What is it about that thing that grows between your legs there that makes you a potential underpants researcher or little boy urine collector? I can't think of the last time I've seen a woman reported as the pervert in such a situation... the hot teacher thing doesn't count, the kids are always old enough to get it up and have full knowledge of what's going on. Or do they just not get caught? :P
From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 06:21
Why are men almost always the weirdos ************* Rottengirl,it has been my experience that women prefer to drive one man at a time to self-destruction.
From: ascott
Date: 5-Aug-2008 07:30
As these parents are American voters it goes quite a long way to explaining how that idiot Bush, the younger, got elected twice.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 07:38
From: bukweat [otay] Date: 5-Aug-2008 06:21 Why are men almost always the weirdos ************* Rottengirl,it has been my experience that women prefer to drive one man at a time to self-destruction. ----------------------- I just don't think you can blame women for all the shit men do. And frankly, men do their fair share of making women insane so I think that makes the whole "women made me do it" argument null and void. Face it, some men just do some fucked up shit for no good reason other than the fact they are men. And will have the audacity to use their gender as an excuse. "Boys will be boys"......"because I'm the man"....."it's a man's world"...."men are superior to women".....and a bag of other bullshit. Don't pass the buk.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 07:50
Quote:"I wander if he had those little nifty stickers that said "inspected by #19"?" =-=-=-=-=-=-= I always wondered who "Inspector #19" was. I always suspected that he might be a weirdo. I mean, after all, how "normal" is it to work as an underwear inspector? At least in the factory, no one is actually wearing the undies, lol. I often buy undies which have been rejected by #19. Try as I might, I can never see anything wrong with them. I guess I would NOT make a very good underwear inspector.
From: 77pump [Beourne Todye]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 08:12
Hey Bella, it works both ways dontcha know... If I had a thumb for every time a woman blamed her misbehaviour on her period, or the times that others have excused a woman's misbehavior with the missive "women are crazy", I'd be a fucking sideshow freakazoid: "come one, come all to see the million-thumbed wonder!" As for the hooters pic, I love the man hating Dyke-o-metron holding up the sign. She sure as hell isn't any sort of decoration, cept maybe for a Halloween Hell house. She's just jealous, cuz she is UGLYAH!
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 10:08
Women are more passive aggressive when it comes to rotteness. There are exceptions though as with everything. Like what the hell is up w/ that bitch Casey Anthony who has been on tv that claims she "left her 2yr old with a babysitter." And waits 31 days to report her missing? She's a pathological liar, club goer and her kid cramped her 'party like it's 1999 mentality' so she killed her. ................. From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 5-Aug-2008 07:38 From: bukweat [otay] Date: 5-Aug-2008 06:21 Why are men almost always the weirdos ************* Rottengirl,it has been my experience that women prefer to drive one man at a time to self-destruction. ----------------------- I just don't think you can blame women for all the shit men do. And frankly, men do their fair share of making women insane so I think that makes the whole "women made me do it" argument null and void.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 11:51
From: useless2society [Useless II Society] Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:16 There's a link to another nice article on that page: http://www.wlwt.com/news/17091046/detail.html Dad Accused Of Locking Kids In Basement Punishment Was For Sneaking Out, Dad's Lawyer Says DELHI TOWNSHIP -- A Delhi Township dad accused of locking his children in his basement is now locked up himself. Police said Robert Owens kept his 13-year old daughter and 14-year old son in the basement of his home on Mayhew Avenue. The windows were blacked out so no one could see in or out. Owens' lawyer said Owens was punishing his children for sneaking out of the house. Useless, I have know idea why they locked up this guy. His teenagers were sneaking out of the house, he took away their phones. They didn't like it and called the police. What the heck is that guy supposed to do? Let them stay out all night partying? Everyone knows that 12-14 year olds never get killed or raped when they hang out all night. Kudos to the parent for trying to raise his kids the right way. What other options did he have? Beat the shit out of them? Kick them out of the house? Grounding them to their rooms didn't work if they were sneaking out. Fucking government. Don't ever come to my house.
From: cdntruthseer
[look past the propaganda]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 13:25
don't you guys get it yet? people are horny. some people are imaginative. other people are stupid. put all that together and you got opportunities for this stuff. i don't think that we will ever see the day where this stuff doesn't happen. EVER. no point in getting all upset. it's been around since time began and will go on into the future. teach your children well, is all we can do. there are a multitude of influences on their lives as they grow. all are teaching opportunities. teach your children about life with any fortune or misfortune they experience. all things are survivable. (i suppose though, that this is another bunch that is going to be labeled as victims, now, huh. way-to-go, to label someone as defective. that has to be good for self-esteem.) help them though it is the adult's responsibly. and to the rest of you, keep it in your pants! 100 years in prison for looking or whatever??? nice sensible justice system you got going there, America. good thing he never killed anyone or they might have given him multiple death sentences. pffftt! i am against death penalty under any circumstances BUT I am not against imprisonment if needed. a civilized society is judged by how it treats it's worst citizens. we look down on muslims for things they do while at the same time clamoring for the same violences on our criminals, over here. i think you americans all want to be muslims!! the fundamentalists do, for sure.
From: rottengirl [bring on the spankings]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 14:46
From: 77pump [Beourne Todye] Date: 5-Aug-2008 08:12 Hey Bella, it works both ways dontcha know... If I had a thumb for every time a woman blamed her misbehaviour on her period, or the times that others have excused a woman's misbehavior with the missive "women are crazy", I'd be a fucking sideshow freakazoid: "come one, come all to see the million-thumbed wonder!" --------- The thing you guys don't understand about women is that biology has equipped us to be required to more internal environmental changes than you'd believe possible. Comparing the hormonal changes between men and women is night and day. Your hormones ramp up pretty much once in your lifetime. Ours ramp up from child to woman, then finds a cycle that enables us to procreate, which requires a different set of hormones where it says hey, I might get pregnant, then another when your body says, gee, I'm not pregnant, and then a third when it's like, let's go out and attract a mate so maybe we can get pregnant next time. Then, assuming you DO get pregnant, you require another set of hormones to enable you to keep an environment in which procreation continues, which changes through that 10 month period as the baby grows and has different needs. Some of those key developmental issues in baby are chemically commanded by mommy. Baby is born, then not only is your body saying ok, we gotta return somewhat to normal but add this so you can feed the little bugger. Eventually, you start all over again. So, in a nutshell, our bodies are 10 speed bikes, and yours are big-wheels. We cope with changes that sometimes happen in a matter of hours. The only way you'd have any idea what that feels like is if you consumed a bag of pixie stix and chased em with a Red Bull. All things considered, it's probably amazing that we somehow avoid more manslaughter. You should cut us some slack and be more compassionate and grateful. Very, very grateful.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 15:26
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From: other [unclassified]
Date: 6-Aug-2008 14:20
A little seat-of-the-pants driving?...gets a little hairy in the corners, lots of skidmarks and smoke? A little brisk action on the stickshift?
From: thepundit [America: the lost cause]
Date: 7-Aug-2008 01:09
Mr. Hawkins should be hung with piano wire as a consequence of his kiddie-fiddling
Updated: 15-Aug-2008 06:14
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