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How to Party
WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: Flossy666
A father guides his 15 year old son toward adulthood the best way he knows how: a thorough instruction on "how to party right". The lessons end when the boy overdoses, studying the proper technique of bumping oxycontin and methadone.
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From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 15:20
one less idiot on this planet. Go Darwin Go !
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 15:54
Quite a dad. My dad's idea of "partying" was chips and dip and soda.
From: bgolds
Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:04
This story perfectly illustrates how important fathers are to a child's growth and development. This is a father who took his role seriously. He didn't wait for the secular public schools to 'teach' his child about sex and drugs. He didn't wait for his boy to learn about this behavior on the streets or playground, either. Now his son will never make the mistake of mixing Oxycontin and Methadone. Job well done!
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:17
<<The father initially told police he kept the medications locked away so no one else could get them.>> Oxycontin AND Methadone in the medicine chest? WTF? Next time Dad, try teaching your kid about proper speed-balling technique. Oh yeah, Flor-i-DUH!
From: himmlerismyhero [Brad]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:20
I've actualy see fathers who are worse. The most my father did with drugs when I was 16 was he took small amounts from every weed bag I bought. He never told me about it, he just wanted me to think I was being forgetful.
From: gabriel [angel]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:29
my friends dad gave him acid when he was 9 years old - he's dead now; the dad, that is...
From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:36
Dad didn't know how to party.Imo methadone by itself doesn't do much euphoria- wise. It will keep you from jonesing if your addicted to opiates though. The problem(or not)is that it will potentiate the effect of other opiates, natural or synthetic.If he chewed up or snorted some time released oxy and dropped the methadone,he's gonna be higher than a bat's ass in about 30-45 minutes.Or in this case dead.
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:59
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:15 FTM, my pop was a bit more edgy.....he likes pizza and cokes....EXTRA PEPPERONI! My pop knows how to party hard. - - - - - - - Dayum Bella. Now we know why you are suck a bad ass!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:09
"....My dad's idea of "partying" was chips and dip and soda.." LOL...Mama! My DAD too... Due to the "Generation Gap".. I'm MUCH, MUCH.. different as a DAD, than my father was... I also like to JAZZ things up with some Fritos! My father is Hopelessly and REMAINS... OUT OF IT...  Sounds like a lot of Dads are the SAME... ... no matter where you are!
From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 19:44
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 4-Aug-2008 19:07 I gotta find a place where the kids are hip. ************** What,so you can narc on them?
From: mencken
Date: 4-Aug-2008 21:22
From: bukweat [otay] Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:36 Dad didn't know how to party.Imo methadone by itself doesn't do much euphoria- wise. It will keep you from jonesing if your addicted to opiates though. ------------------------- Agreed. Because my back was pretty much ruined due to a massive L5-S1 disc rupture several years ago (bilateral sciatica, tingling needle-like pain, numbness, etc), I did some fairly intesive pain management with a pain specialist. One of the meds she tried on me was methadone. I found that it didn't really help the pain and gave me only a slight euphoric sensation. However, I can see where methadone would give one a sense of constancy and keep the jonesin' away. The oxy, though, that's another story. Man oh man, does Mencken love him that oxy. A couple o' lagers and a few doses of the big O, and boy I was just fine, thank you very much. Great shit. ---------------- With respect to the article, where else but the Sunshine State would shit like that happen? Fucking douchebag.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 22:01
A father guides his 15 year old son toward adulthood the best way he knows how: a thorough instruction on "how to party right". The lessons end when the boy overdoses, studying the proper technique of bumping oxycontin and methadone. *** Okay, what happened to the good old days when you'd wait until your old man was in the bag enough to cadge a few beers, or maybe a bottle of schnapps for yourself? Hell, I still remember the first beer I ever drank. Fourth of July, I was four years old and my pop made the mistake of setting down a beer he'd just opened within snatching distance. I fucking shotgunned that thing before he had enough time to turn around and stop me. He still laughs when I remind him of that, but mostly because I ralphed all that beer and most of the food I'd eaten that day shortly thereafter....
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 04:12
fcuk. scooped again. have to try harder. consider it done.
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 06:12
in the old days, way old days as in victorian london, the ritual was to take the gawky stuttering kid to the local brothel to acquire his proper partying motif. and all too frequently a dose of clap which pre-antibiotic days was incurable. still is in some cases. (pun intended)
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 10:24
I remember when the tv show "Freaks and Geeks" was on. The girl's dad suspected his teenage daughter was smoking cigarrettes. Dad: "I had a friend who started smoking in high school. Know where he is now?" Daughter: No, where? Dad: He's dead! Or his teenage sex talk: Dad: I knew a girl who got pregnant in high school. Know where she is now? Daughter: Ummm no? Dad: She's DEAD! Heroin overdose! All his facts of life talks to his kids ended up like "Well He's dead now!"
From: motamann [Navi avlis]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 12:10
Tweeker dads were way funny, growing up i met a couple of them... Tweeker moms were disgusting, I remember being in a motel room once and the mom was yelling at the kids to turn around while she hit the glass dick.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 12:32
From: motamann [Navi avlis] Date: 5-Aug-2008 12:10 Tweeker dads were way funny, growing up i met a couple of them... Tweeker moms were disgusting, I remember being in a motel room once and the mom was yelling at the kids to turn around while she hit the glass dick. **** Well at least your mom had enough sense to keep you from seeing that, who says tweekers have no heart....
From: unicorngrl83 [angel baby]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 14:55
My old man was quite a party animal in his younger days. He used to drink and he smoked a little weed in high school. After I was born, he settled down quite a bit. His idea of partying while I was growing up, was cooking out on the grill and drinking a cold beer or two. He told me early on not to smoke or use drugs. As far as drinking and sex was concerned, he just said, "If you feel like you have to do either one, do it here at home and be careful."
Updated: 15-Aug-2008 06:15
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