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Grandpa Drives To Church
WISH-TV 8 Indianapolis | Submitted by: gargoyle1
"A Kokomo family grieves for a four-year-old girl after her grandfather accidentally ran over her. The tragic incident happened Sunday morning in the parking lot of Centro Cristiano Adonai Church... The four-year-old had apparently traveled to the church with an uncle, but once church services were over she apparently went to her grandfather's minivan and stood at the front bumper."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Aug-2008 15:26

Smooshed by Jesus at Church. Nice going gramps.

Did he inspect her panties before and after?

From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 15:27

thank god for old idiots driving mini vans.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:21

Meantime, recent federal legislation aims to prevent these accidents by creating rear visibility standards for vehicles, requiring the federal government to collect data on non-traffic accidents like these and provide educational programs about these dangers.
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Better idea....

Adults should watch out for children when they are around moving vehicles. I can't understand how this happened. If someone had been watching the kids instead of gossiping after church, the kid would be alive and gramps wouldn't be a sobbing mess.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:25

<<A Kokomo family grieves for a four-year-old girl...>

Ooo I wanna run you down in Kokomo
I'll do it fast
And then I'll back up slow
That's how the minivan go
Squished in Kokomo



(Since fucking Goyle stole my line.)

From: rixwyfe8 [AliciaRae]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:27

my friend NEVER pays attention to where her 4 year old is,
just expects everyone else to. I think this mind set is very common,
everybody thinks someone else is watching out and no one is!!
the next thing you hear is a thud under the minivan.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:27

Eggsy, that was the title that Duder saw fit to change, LOL.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:39

"...Better idea.... "


I have one too...

A whole LOTTA
people need to SLOW the fuck down
(me included , sometimes),,

And...


Just be.. CAREFUL..


fer Christ sakes..

That's ALL...

From: traumaphiliac [traumaphiliac]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:54

When I saw the that the guy's name was jesus and the town was kokomo, I had 3 thoughts in rapid succession. 1: Make a joke about jesus and the church 2: Make a joke and somehow include the lyrics to the beach boy's song followed quickly by #3: This is rotten.com and I bet it's all been done already.

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:55

Guys, Gals, ---
You are not thinking about he positive. At least she won't endure the horror of being decapitated on a Greek beach while on holiday.

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 16:57

But on another note, shame on Grandpa.
it wasn't icy out and he didn't need the extra traction.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:10

Norace, even the most careful driver cannot see a kid who is shorter than the hood of the car.

From: ltjackboot [name]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:31

This is why I'm always yellin at my son when cars are around, I wont let him get a foot away if one is moving. Another good rotten story though.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:37

"...most careful driver.."

Of course you're right Bella..
and it's unfortunately true.


But, my point still remains.

I think too many ACCIDENTS are caused
by HURRY and HASTE.

One example..Just me

Maybe JUST Norace, does this..

It's AUTOMATIC with me
Maybe.. from 35 of driving.... old habit?
or perhaps, cause I;m OLD now,,. :)

But when I back up the car ...

or just start forward

I start out...VERY (creeping at first) slowly...
(just one fucking example)

Nobody's perfect, but I still

think slowin DOWN shit as a general rule
is good advice fer anyone.


From SOMEONE who takes care of a lotta
folks injured and in a hurry. :)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:43

I remember Hill Street Blues...

That Old Police Sarg would always end roll call with...

"And Hey, Let's be careful out there.."


:)

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 17:43

So Nograce, instead of running over & squishing someone fast,
you're going to do it nice and slow prolonging their agony
before they die?

From: darkwolf [the Wolf with the nasty bite]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 18:07

Bet the scene after he ran her down was better than the Church sermon

Hispanics screaming in Spanish and clustering around the flattened child, some fall on their knees and cry out "Jesus" and the poor old dude turns around and is like "What?"


Little kids, like dogs should be on leashes at all times. That way you know exactly where they are.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 18:10

"...nice and slow prolonging their agony
before they die? .."


Excellent.. :)

My kind of argumentative
and confrontational scum.


Heh heh heh

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 18:12

Hey Eggy...


Do you still beat up yer husband?

Yes or no?
:)

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 18:14

First of all Nograce, it's EGGcellant!

and the only beating of Mr. Eggs would be his meat.

From: diarrheaomelette [with corn]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 18:25

Police said Jesus Martinez didn't see his four-year-old granddaughter Beatriz Arreola
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Jesus will have about a dozen less great grandchildren that would have started showing up in about 10 years

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 18:29

What's prob here?

I'll he' s gotta do is ask
fer..... forgiveness ..

Isn't it that easy?

From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 18:30

Granpa was in a hurry to get to dennys or some other fine establishment
and get the feed bag on.That and a dose of oldtimers.

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 4-Aug-2008 21:46

My first thought when I read this was of the oldster feeling the icky thump and wondering why they put in speed bumps at the church....

From: ankharan [Ankharan]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 03:38

Well, on the positive for gramps.... one less person to have to buy xmas gifts for. No more birthday money. And one less kid to have to babysit.

From: pressthebutton [pressthebutton]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 04:08

God was angry at them.
The little girl hadnīt payed attention at service hence she was punished in appropriate fashion.

From: gotchaby1 [sharon]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 06:02

Crappers...this same thing happened to my hubby's uncle, his neice was hiding behind the car and ran right over her when he backed out, killed her on the spot. He was never the same again.

From: helterskelter
Date: 5-Aug-2008 09:04

And I bet they all still think God is watching out for them.

From: gotchaby1 [sharon]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 09:40

There is a difference between an accident and out an out murder, it's called involuntary manslaughter. It's a very sad thing to happen to a family.

From: skyeyez9 [Marie]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 10:36

Happened to my in law'sneighbors about 5 yrs ago. Grandpa was out in the field with his tractor cutting grass and his 2yr old grandson wandered outside, and granddad backed over the kid w/ the tractor.
Pretty nasty.
Not the grandpas fault really, although he blames himself. The tractor is very large, noisy and has blind spots. Whoever was supposed to have been watching the kid inside the home while he was cutting the grass is to blame.

From: scarfface [Schmutamongus]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 11:43

From: bukweat [otay]
"Granpa was in a hurry to get to dennys or some other fine establishment
and get the feed bag on."

Furr's cafeteria.



Gramps in action:

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 12:01

Not Gramps fault. Parents or whoever was watching the kid should be shot. I never once let my kids walk around a parking lot, street, anywhere there were cars.

Hell, I still yell at them when they run through a parking lot and my oldest is 4 inches taller than me.

From: carolina [Carol]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 14:48

another case of head up the ass syndrome.

From: wiegehtesdir [Jimmy Jingo]
Date: 5-Aug-2008 15:53

Stoopid Hoosiers strike again!

Kokomo is Hoosierian for "insane".

It is the land of dead auto parts factories, rednecks and the Guv, "My Man-Bitch", Mitch...An exiled from Washington Bushie........

From: jellyfishattack
Date: 5-Aug-2008 20:15

Yep, all little buggers should be kept on leashes: I was.

Just goes to show you how dragging your children off to the last place on earth that they'd like to be just doesn't pay.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 15-Aug-2008 06:08

I'm Bored.!

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 15-Aug-2008 06:08

I'm Bored.!

Updated: 15-Aug-2008 06:17
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