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Woman's Vagina Falls Out
Mom Logic | Submitted by: allpartsintact
"One day in the bathroom, I felt something kind of strange when I was wiping. There wasn't really a hole there -- it felt kind of flat... One night, I took a look down there, and it was like my insides were on the outside and they were coming out. I knew I couldn't put this off any longer. I went to my doctor and said, "My vagina is falling out of my body!" [Personal tale told in medical detail]
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From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 13:17
1. I'm gonna throw the fuck up. 2. There was a Hallmark banner ad at the top of the article. I wonder if there's a card for this sort of situaion. "Sorry to hear your vagina fell out?"
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 13:26
Yeah this is one situation where I would only want to deal with the half of the woman that talks (blows)
From: retardedmonkey
[ISeeYouWhenYouSleep]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 13:40
Wow, after reading through it the only answer I have is to put her down. If something is just that broke, you either salvage it for spares or scrape it by the pound. In her case the system is just so fucking broken I'd say fuck it and start over with a new wife. Preferably one who isn't allergic to cum.
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 13:44
This woman is retarded. She waited over a year after she noticed that she had issues, and then (presumably) disobeyed doctor's orders to avoid heavy lifting after surgery and tore out her own stitches.
From: kdp
[Calif - Ex Patraite]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 14:00
"I was doing prenatal yoga and it felt like someone had rammed a pitchfork up my butt, so I stopped." She must have had this done to her before to use this description.
From: francisco
[d'Anconia]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 14:28
Jesus fuck! And she allows her name and pic to be published with this story? What the hell is she smiling about? She's a God damn train wreck! After reading this, it's going to take me at least a week to recover a healthy interest in porn.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 14:40
SURPRISE..It's a dick, and I ain't a chick.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 16:06
yes, I prefer the vast majority of a woman's genitals to be located on the inside 
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 16:17
No Honey, it's just like it was before the baby...I swear 
From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 16:42
I feel sorry for her husband. You know that she blamed his dick for all of this. Poor bastard will never get laid again with her.
From: theevilgnome
[WickedQueenWicker]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 18:23
Wow, what a lengthy description for a cuntbag. The condition, not the woman in question. My professional medical advice: Take four shots of 151, shove that shit back up in there with a plunger handle (painted, though, we don't want splinters), and call me in the morning!
From: direhate88 [your mom]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 19:13
you should probably see a doc before you have to tuck your vag in your sock.just sayin.lol
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 19:13
In the meantime, I had a massive emergency appendectomy, I got gangrene, and I was hospitalized. It took me about eight months to heal from that whole thing, so I didn't really address what was going on with my vagina. ***************************** You should never neglect your vagina.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 19:19
This section: "He didn't like the seating arrangement and sort of lunged on top of my daughter. I had to push him off her, and when I did, I heard a loud ripping sound. Oh, no. I looked under the comforter, and my entire bed was covered with blood. It was like a horror movie -- you could see the blood filling the entire white bed. Since it was under the covers, thank God the kids didn't see anything." "I screamed, "Call the doctor! Call the doctor!" In 15 minutes, I had passed 10 HUGE PALM-SIZED BLOOD CLOTS." ...deserves a Rotten Standing Ovation 
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 19:39
First off, EW!! This IS fucking rotten. Secondly, how come it took the idiot so long to discover this? Is she oblivious to feeling? Does she never see her vagina? Or better yet, how could her husband not know?! This is proof that gals give up sex once the banner is on their finger, isn't it? Thirdly, WTF is she all smiles about, & how the fuck could she admit to this with her real identity?! & she also sounds like she's over compensating for her shitty vag by the end of this story.., this is a woman I'd not like to marry. She shouldn't breed either with those awful dna cells. Great, I'll be thinking about this for a while, while having sex & fingering myself.. At least I'm not an idiot & I do check my vag out in the mirror regularly.
From: screeb
[screeb]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 20:06
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe... She had so many kids... Her uterus fell out! Owowohh. Diceman cometh
From: screeb
[screeb]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 20:22
Masturbation rules. I never need to pressure my SO to 'take one for the team.' I'm the coach, quarterback, and referee. And there's a score on every down.
From: killallhumans
Date: 5-Nov-2009 20:29
You know what boys and girls? That story totally destroyed my dinner. Thanks.
From: billymays
Date: 5-Nov-2009 21:20
"I do check my vag out in the mirror regularly." It never hurts to have a fresh set of eyes to make sure you haven't missed anything. *cough*
From: catcrys
[Crystal]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 21:38
When I worked in the ER lab, I would always look at the charts to see what people were in for. I would always cringe at "prolapse". Seriously, how do you "just deal with it" for a year? I'm a "walk it off" person, but not when it comes to that stuff! If she had actually dealt with it when it was a minor problem it wouldn't have gotten that bad. Judging by the gangrene from the appendectomy, it doesn't seem as if she should really think she's fit to make medical decisions. It takes some effort to get gangrene. This is the same moron that doesn't take antibiotics for the prescribed time, only takes them til she feels better, then stops, then is sick again the next day. She then blames her doctor for it all as she swears up and down she did it all the right way. Then she gets something that's resistant, and nobody knows why...
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 6-Nov-2009 03:24
now the kids are gone, she might teabag you with that wrinkly thing? I like the popping veins. will she look like Governator?
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 6-Nov-2009 04:47
If she'd been denied medical insurance she would have lost everyting she & her husband ever had, or would have just died a horrible death, while American society looked on with complete indifference.
From: valkyrie [goldwing]
Date: 6-Nov-2009 05:39
Hahahaha....read the article towards the end of this one. "Also, I could eject a tampon 10 feet during a sneeze, a skill only useful in Dutch porn movies. Although these were isolated incidents, I was self-conscious at these times and no amount of Kegels would free me from the social pain of having queef-itis. Support groups, although loud and disruptive, offered some relief." Read more: http://www.momlogic.com/2009/03/my_teenage_vagina_after_vaginal_reconstruction_s urgery.php#ixzz0W5Q1EaTE
From: mcgyver [Steve]
Date: 6-Nov-2009 11:46
HA HA reminds me of a short poem by the Doug Anthony All Stars (google them if you don't know who they are) "There was and old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children her uterus fell out"
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 6-Nov-2009 17:05
nice hurl shots...ought to try in riding a Honda at 65 with a Buick tailgating you. Beer & WhiteCastle can stop a 4200 lb Buick.
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 7-Nov-2009 15:47
That which were heretofore intraslitular were now eversiously extrapelvicular
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 8-Nov-2009 15:12
Whip out that kitchen floor mop. Kegel it back in when done.
From: algore [Al Gore]
Date: 8-Nov-2009 17:32
I think the whole story is a fucking hoax. NO way.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 8-Nov-2009 20:11
Dad's 62Galaxie could go rooftop to open top at the push of a button. Now just to find her a mate who can inhale his dick totally. Honey, whatzit gonna be tonight?
From: geckopaws [Sarah L Reed]
Date: 9-Nov-2009 00:34
That is terrible. I can't even begin to imagine the pain she was in. She said she was given pain killers I hope if was pill form of morphine or something. Opana, or something like that. Right now I'm having knee reconstructive surgery and they only give me Percocet and it doesn't do shit. It just makes my pain from a 10 to an 8. What the hell I mean I wish they had this magical button so that the doctor could feel your pain and then they wouldn't be so stingy on the pain killers.
From: kittykrusader [kitty]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 08:53
Now King Missile needs to write a song about a Detatchable Vagina.
Updated: 12-Nov-2009 08:54
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