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Dog Killed In Gayest Way Possible
Philadelphia Inquirer | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray
"On Nov. 1, police responded to Aziz's Long Lane apartment, where they discovered that his laptop had been stolen -- again -- and found the carcass of his dog, Fox, in the living room surrounded by cooking spices... Right on the living-room floor in a frying pan with all types of salts and peppers and oregano around it in different bottles, Chitwood said."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 16-Dec-2008 20:41
Does that mean the relationship is over or that the guy was hungry? Did he fuck the dog first?
From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 16-Dec-2008 21:33
I didn't know Philly had a Chinatown.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 16-Dec-2008 21:44
Yeah, those fairies can get very evil when the bung goes dry. I can't believe he didn't add a little tumeric with that recipe. Maybe he was just making a salty dog.
From: golem22 [Island]
Date: 16-Dec-2008 21:48
Why is it that gay breakups are so filled with drama? Just another reason that being gay should be a crime with death being the sentence, at least that way less dogs will get drowned.
From: pontius
Date: 16-Dec-2008 21:51
From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White] Date: 16-Dec-2008 21:33 I didn't know Philly had a Chinatown. ------- I know what you mean, but Aziz and African-Caribbean don't sound wangish to me.
From: nudbick [Richard Medulla]
Date: 16-Dec-2008 22:41
From: gargoyle1 Date: 16-Dec-2008 20:41 Does that mean the relationship is over or that the guy was hungry? Did he fuck the dog first? ================= Not first. What did you think that special sauce was?
From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 17-Dec-2008 03:48
welcome to Philadelphia. now die.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 17-Dec-2008 10:46
So, did he do the deed ?... Did he have himself a CornDog ??
From: fartsauce
[Oopsie Poopsie]
Date: 17-Dec-2008 17:02
From the title I expected the dog to have died from getting ass-raped. Well, I think the eye for an eye is called for in this situation. Drown the faggy dog killa.
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 17-Dec-2008 17:57
This is old news here in my little suburb of Philly. I am surprised, however, that no-one has commented that both "men" involved are non-Caucasian. I saw the pics,unfortunately, & oh, my eyes! My eyes! Both involved are fugly!! On the upside, I came home tonite to find a styrofoam package from Omaha Steaks on my side porch, courtesy of my Dear Ol' Dad. Whoo Hoo! Beef instead of dog! Life is, for at least an evening, good. And even tho it is below freezing here in PA, I AM gonna grill those babies! On a side note, thru my reading, I've come across the name of "Aelfric." (Pronounced "Elf-Rick", from an Olde English word meaning ""Elf-ruled", or "Ruled by Elves", (thank you, Dean Koontz) ..you can see where this might lead..anyone out there know how much $$ it is to changes one's name??
From: noblesavage [Noble Savage]
Date: 18-Dec-2008 17:26
This story would have been more rotten if one the gay guys' balls was in the pan, too.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 18-Dec-2008 21:29
On Nov. 1, police responded to Aziz's Long Lane apartment, where they discovered that his laptop had been stolen -- again -- and found the carcass of his dog, Fox, in the living room surrounded by cooking spices... Right on the living-room floor in a frying pan with all types of salts and peppers and oregano around it in different bottles ***** Sounds to me like the puppy killer was making dinner and just ran out to pick up an ingredient or two he forgot he'd need for braised woof.  It's not like they make a version that's dog-flavored ya know. But now that I think of it, that'd probably be a big seller overseas, eh?
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 08:48
AZIZ LONG WONG CAFE MENU: ToDays Lunch Special: Pikinese kabobs on a stick, It's been pan fried in a delicious variety of spices and herbs. Marinated in AZIZ's secret sauce,mmm-mmm. Cums with rice pilaf, buttered corn, blackeyed peas, and a thick slice of French bread, or if you like, cone-bread....Bone my piteet!
From: nudbick [Richard Medulla]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 16:20
Monkynutz this is ROTTEN.COM laugh or cry but you only get to whine if they've fried your monkey nuts in coconut oil
From: dirtybongwater [aaron]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 19:52
chinks do this i had one at my house the other day my boy was prancing her slope ass around and shit and i straight up asked her hey do your people eat the dog she said ........ yes what a surprise! she said they do it in secret like here taste this chicken and you are eating it like damn this is is good chicken then they'll say ooohaha its dog i couldn't believe she said this !so the rest of the nite i played the chink song on our piano and like subtly made racist Asian comments all nite to her and him he got all the jokes and he wanted to laugh but couldn't what a bitch ! then when they where getting ready to leave all 4 of my dogs made her cry and then she pissed her pants it was so funny. when she left she tired going out in the front foyer without me or my wife, the dogs all rushed her dog barking loud style rand full force down the hall all crazy dog fast (nails and slipping and barking)and she pissed herself literally! thats some instant karma. sorry not relevant but funny... to me at least.
From: burusekkasu [GodlessSodomite]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 20:41
That's offensive. I'm gay and I've never killed/cooked someone's dog that way. There are much gayer ways to kill a dog. Trust me.
Updated: 19-Dec-2008 20:47
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