From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 13:13

"The victims said they were looking for their vehicle in the Wal-Mart parking lot when they saw Norace naked in his van and exposing himself to them...
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WTF those poor people

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 13:17

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 13:16

Today, I would smile beatifically if legions of cruel and sadistic demons were to drag to the deepest circle of Hell, one of my very favorite pet-peeves:

Joe Lieberman, our double-passported senator from Tel Aviv.
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First off, I would give my left testicle to see you smile in beatific fashion (if I thought the prospect feasible!)


Lieberman........worthless kosher camel-faced jew that he is, is not the worst.




Pelosi and Boxer......senile nig-nog Conyers and corrupt jewish queer Barney Frank are far worse!

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 13:41

DD, Happy birthday you prick*

* The comments by this poster do not
necessarily reflect the viewpoint of
this network.

From: loveto [Jill Awf]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 13:48

How was the cop able to recognize the difference between shit and explosive shit? The consistency? amount? splatter pattern?

From: kdp [Calif - Ex Patraite]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 14:02

The deputy is a brown-nosing expert, Jill.

From: francisco [d'Anconia]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 14:03

"The underwear in question was located with stains, but the responding deputy determined the stains weren’t consistent with explosive diarrhea."

Ha!

The guy just needs a good attorney and testimony from a ballistics expert.

"If the shit does fit, you must acquit!"

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 14:26

[Dave and Frank are in the D pod, out of earshot of HAL]

Frank: I've got a bad feeling about him.
Dave: You do?
Frank: Yeah, definitely. Don't you?

Dave: I don't know. I think so. You know, of course though, he's right right about the 9000 series having a perfect operational record. They do.

Frank: Unfortunately, that sounds a little like famous last words.

Dave: Yeah. Still, it was his idea to carry out the failure-mode analysis, wasn't it?
Frank: Hm.
Dave: Which should certainly indicate his integrity and self-confidence.
If he were wrong, it would be the surest way of proving it.
Frank: It would be if he knew he was wrong. (very clever!)


Dave: Hm.
Frank: But Dave, I can't put my finger on it, but I sense something strange about him. (shall be stranger still when you ask him him to open the fucking door.

From: proudpedophile [sex b4 8, or it's 2 L8]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 14:35

Worthless jews. Too bad that "the holocaust" wasn't real.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 14:37

deputy didn't get him for reckless driving with all the skidmarks?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Nov-2009 14:39

So the cop knows his shit huh?


Hey almost everyone

DD, happy B-day, really. Now fuck off

From: fartsauce [Oopsie Poopsie]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 15:10

From: loveto [Jill Awf]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 13:48
How was the cop able to recognize the difference between shit and explosive shit? The consistency? amount? splatter pattern?
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The guy probably just had nasty skid marks from not being adept at wiping his ass.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 15:12

DD ought to be able to sympathize/empathize with this guy. AFter one reaches the age of 43 like DD has, one must always have depends on supply.

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 16:03

WTF? This FFA just moved up one

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 16:04

Good afternoon officer. My name is Mark, Skid Mark, the French racing driveur.

From: conculcate [Matt Gies]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 16:11

WTG, fecal detective!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Nov-2009 16:12

Does this mean the FFA moves down one or what?

From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 16:52

but the responding deputy determined the stains weren't consistent with explosive diarrhea."
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So, exactly how did the deputy make this determination? Did he hold the underwear in his hands, look at it closely, and measure the length, width, and depth of the shitstain? Did he look for a splatter pattern? I need details.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 17:07

From: direhate88 [your mom]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 19:08

explosive diarrhea? id hate to be hit by shrapnel. ive heard of a nail bomb, but never a liquified crack spackle corn bomb.

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 19:41

From: catcrys [Crystal]
Date: 5-Nov-2009 21:17

It just says there were stains. It doesn't indicate if they were in the front or back, brown or white. Maybe the stains were consistent with an exploding cock.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 6-Nov-2009 03:28

was there a brown interior on the option list? maybe not, and he wanted one. remember Vinyl Dye Spray? got you stoned just spraying it. my old falcon still looked like shit after coloring the interior black.

From: theevilgnome [WickedQueenWicker]
Date: 6-Nov-2009 19:16

My parents have a severely fucked up septic tank. Luckily, they have a very large piece of property and the tank is a good distance from their house. They discovered the extent of the problem when they noticed CORN STALKS growing near the drain field. That's no shit.

Heh heh heh

From: auldrone [Auldrone]
Date: 8-Nov-2009 07:05

"The responding deputy determined the stains weren't consistent with explosive diarrhea."

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All cops are shit experts!